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CultureRe: "I Am The Leader Of Yoruba Monarchs" - Olugbo, Obateru Akinruntan by jonathan111: 11:21am On May 15, 2017
intruxive:
grin nice try olugbo, but according to history moremi broke your masquerade marauding jinx and ife destroyed your forefathers. Sorry u cant change the narratives even though I hear you are a billionaire and the cash is shacking you. Take your place, the back sit b4 the rest of the obas sit and banish your kingdom once again tongue
Ode
Christianity EtcRe: A Discussion On God And Consciousness Between An Atheist And A Pantheist. by jonathan111: 9:55am On May 13, 2017
Billyonaire:
At the core of our being, we are God. We have been looking for ourselves all along. That is why it is so confusing. We teleport to other planes of existence as other entities having different bodies in every incarnations ...hahahaa

Even the fuccking demons know we are stronger than them and at our core, we are all the same thing. Just that our experiences are different, so our minds are different and we seem to be lost in the ego. We are one and the same thing at our core. We are! I am that I am.
If truly we are the same thing at our Core. "I am that I am. Why we con dey die, untimely death, accident here and there, sickness etc
Christianity EtcRe: Drop Your Prayer Requests Here. We Pray, God Answers: Always! by jonathan111:
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Christianity EtcRe: Drop Your Prayer Requests Here. We Pray, God Answers: Always! by jonathan111: 2:38pm On May 12, 2017
Okay sir.

Help me pray to GOD make him give me good job, make I dey select the right team for bet9ja




Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by jonathan111: 1:36pm On May 09, 2017
jonathan111:
Dream 1 Sir I used to see my self floating on air, like flying little above the ground level

Dream 2, anytime I want to escape from being caught in my dream, I always find it so difficult to run fast, I would be striving to run fast, but no is like there's force drawing me back, or even if I want to jump gutter or something like that, sir I won't be able to move my legs, I don't understand , I'm scared

Dream 3...Seeing my self in the midst of celebrities, chatting, playing etc.


Thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by jonathan111: 10:28am On May 09, 2017
Dream 1 Sir I used to see my self floating on air, like flying little above the ground level

Dream 2, anytime I want to escape from being caught in my dream, I always find it so difficult to run fast, I would be striving to run fast, but no is like there's force drawing me back, or even if I want to jump gutter or something like that, sir I won't be able to move my legs, I don't understand , I'm scared

Dream 3...Seeing my self in the midst of celebrities, chatting, playing etc.


Thanks
EducationRe: Teacher At Best Schools, Abuja Beats, Flogs, Slaps Female Student by jonathan111: 6:11pm On Apr 20, 2017
Ok
RomanceRe: My Wife Has A Penis (pics) - Joro's Blog by jonathan111: 6:20pm On Apr 19, 2017
Hmm Joro #teamfakenewsmonger
CelebritiesRe: Churchill, Linda Ikeji, Seun Osewa Top "List Of 60 Entreprenuers In Nigeria" by jonathan111: 10:40am On Mar 17, 2017
00Ademi:
wey seun..... e ya se mi qu o..... lipsrsealed
E ya se mi gele.. .. .... Ikale bro.. I hale you
FoodRe: Earn Using Your Android Phone by jonathan111: 4:41pm On Mar 14, 2017
08154310195
CrimeRe: SHOCKING PICTURES!!! Medical Doctor Kills Mother After Youth Service In Ogun St. by jonathan111: 12:14pm On Mar 13, 2017
profbabatunde:
and what's your business with thathuh?? What's the difference (a man), (a son) (a doctor) and what's your business with the blog when you can create yours and share info.
Shut the fuukkk up.. Don't tell us that you didn't see the original post before posting yours, no be so Linda and other Successful bloggers do em' mumu kobokobo blogger..
RomanceRe: Please Help, I Always Catch Cold Whenever I'm With A Babe, My Voice Shakes by jonathan111: 2:53pm On Nov 25, 2016
The mod that moved this shit to front page suffers the same problem
PoliticsRe: EFCC Releases reuben Abati by jonathan111: 4:27pm On Nov 05, 2016
Okay
CrimeRe: Meet The Millionaire Kidnapper, Robber, Who Would Have Become Kogi’s CSO by jonathan111: 12:46pm On Nov 05, 2016
Na Wa oo
TV/MoviesRe: Hilda Dokubo, Wale Ojo, Angelique Kidjo At London Premiere Of The CEO by jonathan111: 2:40pm On Oct 28, 2016
EgusiSoup:
This APC government is not creating an enabling environment for celebrities to do festival.

That's why they go outside to pay tax to another man for festival.

Nigeria made a big mistake by voting in a burukutu busantashi cow dung gworo chewing kunu drinking drunk dullard with no certificate to lead them.

My name is #EgusiSoup and i just want to make common sense
undecided
Mumu dey worry you
CelebritiesWhat You Don't Know About Pastor Femi Emmanuel by jonathan111(op): 11:44pm On Oct 20, 2016
Pastor Femi Emmanuel, an Engineer, a one-time deputy speaker Oyo State House of Assembly and a businessman turned preacher is the Presiding Pastor of Livingspring Chapel International with her National Headquarters in Ibadan and International Headquarter at Ikeja, Lagos.

He has encounter with the Lord in 1972 while still a teenager, and he has since been full of fire for God and ministry work. A motivator and conference speaker, His mandate is to teach people undiluted word of God and the application of word in order to bring out the best in them. His insightful messages and prophetic declarations make people find fulfillment in life and destiny.
A dynamic evangelist from humble background; one of the four pioneer members of the Full Gospel Business Men’s Fellowship International in 1985 in the western part of Nigeria, a prolific interpreter for great men of God in the 80’s.

He rose to the post of Deputy Speaker in the Oyo State House of Assembly in his political career before he left all for ministry work.
Femi Emmanuel is one of the most respected and sought after ministers of the Gospel in Nigerian; his popular Turning Point programme is broadcast on various radio stations across the nation and beyond.The version of it; Turning Point Today (Daily Motivational Booklet) comes out on a monthly basis; its demand by young and old is awesome. His married to Dupe Femi-Emmanuel and blessed with lovely children.

Science/TechnologyRe: Is This The 'almighty' Bush Baby? (Galago)...Photos by jonathan111: 10:52am On Oct 18, 2016
This one nor be Bush baby ooo.. Bush baby be like human being (dwarf)
PoliticsRe: The Scene Of The Bomb Blast At Muna Garage, Maiduguri (Graphic Photos) by jonathan111: 1:38pm On Oct 12, 2016
Oluwa oba iye, jo Dakun pase ojo Ina si awon boko haram Lori..
Nairaland GeneralMan Blows Himself With Oil, Wants To Look Like Schwarzenegger by jonathan111(op): 7:38am On Oct 05, 2016
– A bodybuilderhas been injecting the potentially lethal oil into his muscles for five years

– The man dubbed ‘the monster’ is a local celebrity and wants to become famous for his physique – “My dream is that with my musculature I try can achieve something – make a career from my body.”

– Doctors urge Valdir Segato to stop dangerous practice but he ignores their advice in pursuit of his bodybuilding dream Meet Valdir Segato from Sao Paulo in Brazil! He is a bodybuilder or better say a bodyblower as he is injecting oil into his muscles in a bid to make them look bigger.

The 48-year-old man is obsessed with the idea to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger or even the Incredible Hulk, he has already enlarged his biceps to 58cm and is not going to stop.

So far, a construction worker has gained 25kg as a result of synthol injections that one day could kill him. He said: “This is a dream come true that I searched for and conquered.
You look at your body and see that it’s growing and you’re going to want more.
I’ve doubled my biceps to 60cm but I still want to be bigger They call me Hulk, Schwarzenegger and He-Man all the time and I like that.

I’ve doubled my biceps to 60cm but I still want to be bigger.”

However, Valdir hasn’t always been muscly, he lost a lot of weight when he was young because of drug addiction.



They call me Hulk, Schwarzenegger and He-Man… and I like that He added: “There was a time in my life that I got involved with wrong things. I got involved with drugs and I started losing weight because you don’t eat, you lead a wrong life.

I started to look skinny and people started giving me nicknames like ‘Skinny Dog’, and ‘Little Skull’, and so I decided to change my life.”


Valdir injects synthol into his bicep despite warnings from doctors about the ris Fire years ago the man joined a gym where he was advised by another gym-goer to try synthol in order to reach more extreme effects. Since then Valdir is injecting the muscle-enhancing substance in his biceps, chest and shoulders.


Valdir joined a gym but wanted more extreme effects than he could achieve from exercise alone

“The oil is mostly aesthetic, it models the body and makes the muscle swollen – it doesn’t affect strength. There was a time that I injected a larger dosage of anabolic steroids and I ended up in the hospital.



Valdir injects potentially lethal synthol into his arms to make his muscles big I mixed a cocktail of anabolic steroids that I was using at the time and I used it to excess.

I was admitted for several days.

It was a difficult time. The doctors tell me to stop it, the advice they give me is to stop using. But it’s my decision to use it because I want to, because I like to.”



Doctors have told Valdir to stop the injections but he insists he likes to look big Even though Valdir’s obsession could cause serious health problems, including amputation and death, he keeps pumping up his muscles and hopes his muscles will bring him popularity and good job.



Valdir Segato flexes his huge biceps after growing them to 23 inches with oil injection He said: “My dream is that with my musculature I try can achieve something – make a career from my body. I don’t have any regrets. I look at myself in the mirror and I like the way I look.”

The use of injected oil to enhance muscle appearance is common among bodybuilders, despite the fact that synthol can cause pulmonary embolisms, nerve damage, infections, sclerosing lipogranuloma, stroke, and the formation of oil-filled granulomas, cysts or ulcers in the muscle.


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RomanceRe: HOTTESSSSSST And YOUNGESSSST YAHOO BOY RIGHT NOW. [PHOTOS] by jonathan111: 9:15pm On Oct 04, 2016
Forzap:
Ahhh God abeg bless ma hustle...make I jam d right baba,abi wetin sef undecided
You no go Sit down for one place ni Bros #teamtryingdifferentbaba... Person gat double the hustle
RomanceRe: Happy New Month Miss Twaci! by jonathan111: 3:02pm On Oct 01, 2016
Ok
CrimeRe: The Nigeria Police And The Phone Search Saga. by jonathan111: 8:47am On Sep 25, 2016
Ask4Info:
[b]I AM SORRY BUT I THINK MAJORITY OF NIGERIANS DESERVE SUCH TREATMENT.

WHEN YOU ALL SHOULD ALL COME TOGETHER AND UNITE AND FIGHT THE COMMON ENEMY YOU PEOPLE LOOK FOR THE SLIGHTEST OPPORTUNITY TO CURSE EACH OTHERS TRIBE AND RELIGION. AS IF YOUR ETHNIC BACKGROUND AND RELIGION IS THE REASON WHILE THE OTHER MAN ISN'T PROGRESSING.

TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR MATES IN EGYPT, USA, FRANCE, PAKISTAN AND EVERY OTHER SANE COUNTRY. AS SOON AS THERE IS A MALTREATMENT BY THE GOVERNMENT ON A CITIZEN, WITHIN 24 HOURS THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL TAKE TO THE STREETS FOR SOLIDARITY. IN NIGERIA THE CASE IS THE REVERSE.

AFTER THE MASSIVE CORRUPTION DISCOVERED IN THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY, WHO WILL BELIEVE THOSE ANIMALS WILL STILL BE IN THAT BUILDING. A PLACE WHERE THE YOUTHS SHOULD HAVE LONGED OCCUPIED AND CHASED THEM AWAY.


SOME POVERTY STRICKEN INDIVIDUALS ARE STILL SUPPORTING PATIENCE JONATHAN CLAIMING OWNERSHIP OF THE $20M DOLLARS.


INSTANGRAM, FACEBOOK, TWITTER AND NAIRALAND WON'T HELP. YOU ALL SHOULD STOP BEING CHICKENS AND GO OUT THERE TO FIGHT FOR WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY YOURS.[/b]

YES SIR
BusinessRe: Prince Arthur Eze Sprays Bride And Groom With Wads Of Cash (photos) by jonathan111: 11:33am On Sep 08, 2016
avril9:
This is so ridiculous(not sounding jealous) but if he feels he has all this to spray y not put it in an envelope n give d couple before or after their wedding,n if he has supported them with money before d wedding n still has more to give y not get dem to open an account for their kids this show off is just too much. I believe in doing good n still been'n invincible.
Shift abeggi
Nairaland GeneralRe: OAU AWARD::: A Nairalander (fynestboi) Needs Your Votes by jonathan111: 2:15pm On Sep 06, 2016
adewumiopeyemi:
grin grin grin grin he need ur support guys.. abeg make u na please vote for am na my main padi... cheesy cheesy. adewumiopeyemi was here in case he reach front page.. tongue tongue
Hmmmm omo JABU
WebmastersRe: Mark Zuckerberg Is Back In Nigeria For Aso Villa Demo Day (Photos) by jonathan111: 2:00pm On Sep 02, 2016
See osinbasooo head
CareerRe: Make Money Online. All You Need Is Just A Phone. by jonathan111: 1:28pm On Sep 02, 2016
Stupep49@yahoo.com
RomanceRe: Man Buys His UNILAG Girlfriend A Car For Accepting His Proposal by jonathan111: 8:00am On Aug 30, 2016
Drew0:
Pointless, I wouldn't buy my lady a car for saying yes, kinda stupid like she some goddess you worship, but I can buy her a car for her to move around with when she most likely needs it, like when she is pregnant with my child, she deserves some extra comfort, not for some dumb reason, for the records I know my lady don't need me to get her a car, very independent hardworking lady, she can get herself one!
Trash
RomanceRe: My Friend Is Dating But Says He Is Having Feelings For Me by jonathan111: 8:40am On Aug 04, 2016
Go and read your Ali and simbi

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