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His monex, his mouth, his belly. What's your own?

Can't find North Korea. Not surprised about Isreal

The shape of the woman used for this statue no sexy at all, unlike that outside the Unizik Law faculty. The one at Unizik used to make me hard whenever i see her. Sweet old days.

ayourbamie:
Such a small boy. Rip. Wait o, soldiers dey get beard

Those on special mission like him are allowed to keep beards, for disguise. So i heard.

And by 2019 you will say 4 years ain't enough for any meaningful development, hence 8 years is appropriate. Mad man! May that Ghost slap you again

He has large brain but cannot offer full nine subjects. May all silly people stop calling all popes catholic

ERockson:
The whole SE can not boast of 2% of the total VAT. I wonder which area they actually contribute to national growth in that region.

And you think yorubas contribute the whole VAT from Lagos abi? Iranu

This Obiano's claim is not undebatable i guess

talk2saintify:
Seriously??
She's Under 13 Dude

So because she is 13 i should'nt apply some lotion on my body again?

Hot! Hot! Hot! And my vaseline yaf finish

Beautiful. Wanted to bring out my vaseline but changed my mind.

The weather is not that dry. I'll rub only lotion. Perverts

Whaaat? The last line just gave me a serious hardon now.

* rushes into room, bolts the door. Brings out all my linda ikeji collection. Spreads them on the bed. Removes trousers, flings my boxers away. Wow my rooster is growing bigger. Looks for my vaseline. Damn! Cant find my vaseline. My yeye neighbour, seun borrowed it earlier. Shit!

Can i watch the video on my nokia c3?

Metamillss:
QUALITY CONTROL OFFICERS/ LABORATORY SCIENTISTS /GRADUATE INTERNS

JOB DESCRIPTION
1. Inspect completed work and/or work in progress to determine whether the work meets specifications and plan requirements.
2. Educate workers on the required standards and updates job knowledge by participating in educational opportunities; reading technical publications..
3. Approves incoming materials by confirming specifications; conducting visual and measurement tests; rejecting and returning unacceptable materials.
4. Approves in-process production by confirming specifications; conducting visual and measurement tests; communicating required adjustments to production supervisor.
5. Approves finished products by confirming specifications; conducting visual and measurement tests; returning products for re-work; confirming re-work.
6. Maintains safe and healthy work environment by following standards and procedures; complying with legal regulations.


JOB REQUIREMENTS
1. Applicants must possess minimum of OND and at least 2 years working experience in any related field.
2. Applicants must be ready to work occasionally during holidays and weekends
3. Applicants must possess a high level of professionalism and dedication to details.

PAYMENT SCHEDULE
* To be dialogued with the Personnel Manager if the candidate is deemed qualified and shortlisted for employment.

Interested candidates should forward a copy of their CV and other relevant documents to roseflourmills@yahoo.com
Application Deadline 13-02-2017

Please bro where is the company located?

rittyray:
How did you know her period has past

She said so herself

eljayson:
And so u came here to disgrace the poor girl who was very naive. Yea she might have nefarious motives, but what if she didnt and only wanted to ride that dick raw. Shey ur conscience is sweeting you as you disgrace her now abi? Congrats. We are gossiping with u. Wehdone sir!!

Lmao! But i no mention name and location na

Princess4ng:
Hahahahaha... Lol.... She thinks that if she accuse u of thinking she's HIV positive u would have pity on her and she can get what she want....

Yea, she wanted to exploit my emotion

Silentscreamer:
Dont judge her yet, she could be negative. Dat condom of a thing actually hurts.

Never said she is positive but very careless. I could be the one with a disease.

smark61:
Where do u school?

Nowhere. Why?

Michellekabod:
I recall the day I got disvirgined by my first, while I insisted on condom he had sense enough to refuse claiming condom was only for prostitutes and I meant more to him that DAT.
When there is love, and trust ,DAT filthy shit shouldn't be involved.

PS: my son is ten years old now.

Love and trust, yea. But you can't be certain of one's health status before marriage. Some people hardly even know they have the virus hence pass it around ignorantly. Condom use is still very much valid

Justdulla:
Even the ladybis silly. What if na the guy dey infected with any STD and his trying avoid sharing it with her.
I remember a scenario once that a friendntold me,he wanted to nyash his bae ,so he insisted on CD,the lady said no ooo that she wants it raw,can you believe ma guy said she told the bae that he had Staph,the ladies reply was 'chemist can treat that one nah,what the big deal.'
ma guy say he just pack I'm blockos on top boxers dive comot oooh.Some ladies are the real Jezebels mehn and to think that they were dating,that's sick.

I actually told the babe i could be the person positive between us yet she was adamant. Thịs scenario just opened my eyes. One needs to be extra careful

Justdulla:
OP run away.
God just save yah
What if it was you that didn't wana infect her,naso the dick sweet her sote she dey talk thrash?
those are the types that hawk diseases upandan like Olajumoke Bread.
Meanwhile still on the matter. I implore you to avoid pre marital sex,its not worth it.
Just focus in whatever your engages in,get a good chick,get married and enjoy your no condom sex life forever.
Please take this advice from me oooh.I take God beg you.
Ave seen how some minutes of fun have destroyed peoples life. Takia

Thanks mahn

Just left my girl's place some minutes ago. Not sure if i should actually refer to her as my girl cos we just saw for the second time. We had sex, though i really didnt prepare for ịt but i was lucky i had two condoms with me in my wallet. After the first round, we rested and after a little persuading from me and shakara from the babe we started the second round. All of a sudden the babe insisted i must pull out the condom that she prefers sex skin to skin cos the condom hurts her. I became alert and tried to talk her out of it using pregnancy as an excuse but she insisted she won't get pregnant cos she is well past her period. I stood my ground and she forcefully pulled me out of her and stood up to put on her cloths.
She went on to acuse me of suspecting her to be HIV positive. Imagine!
So girls are still this silly in this time and age?

Other-room West-germany

J-town rocks!

Wtf? Could it be that the road to the cemetry or mortuary ain't motorable or what? And i thought only Kenyans are Weirdos

One dollar = 13.28 rand while one dollar = 270 naira. Oh Lord of mercy!

Good development. Better than when Onitsha,Awka and Nnewi used to hold their tradefairs seperately. This combined tradefair should be big.
Anambra adibago mma

Big Boss RIP. Super eagles best indegenous coach. But he is from Ila in Delta not Edo.

Shinyjay:
He's a dictator no doubt but you can't help but acknowledge that he is such a philosophical genius. Hope the smoking smokers see that bomb shell in no 10....

So you believe he said all that? Too bad for you

mhizzcutie:
You forgot Actress Nuella njubigbo,,browny igboegwu and zubby Michaels... At least they are from my town!!!!... proudly Ada Ozubulu

Ozubulu obodo oma. I rep Amakwa. What about you?

Finally i can now confirm that cramjones aint FFK. FFK is with EFCC at the moment while cramjones is still blabbing here