Health › Re: Please Help, Doctor’s In The House (viewer Discretion) by jonnypie(m): 6:24am On Aug 28 |
B silibaba: Syphilis.
Oh, baby, sawale Sawa, sawa, sawale Sawa, sawa, sawale Ashawo Hey-hey! Hey! Kpomkpotom, kpom kpom Kporokotom, kpom kpom Ikpomkotom, kpom kpom Kporokotom, kpom kpom Kpa kolopa, kpa kolopa Oyonima Kpa kolopa, kpom kpom Ọjari kpọkọ, ukwu nwa baby Achukurege, kpom kpom Ashawo, awusha, awusha, ashawo Ashawo, awusha, kpom kpom Ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn, ehn, kpom kpom And baby sawale, le, eh Sawa, sawa, sawale Sawa, sawa, sawale Ashawo Ni bo a ja si bayi, hope no be one chance be this  |
Politics › Re: I Took Over From Myself - Tinubu by jonnypie(m): 6:49pm On Aug 26 |
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Politics › Re: I Took Over From Myself - Tinubu by jonnypie(m): 6:47pm On Aug 26 |
jimmy2smut: Ppl wey gbadun for this country no reach 50  |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Eating With Locals While Sitting On The Floor: Video Sparks Reactions by jonnypie(m): 5:29pm On Aug 26 |
omenka: He has nothing upstairs, has no alternative ideas to share, so he latches on tight to the only available strategy his wholesome emptiness could synthesize- emotional baiting.
U go cry and wail tire i wey ur brain full dey trowey wetin u done archive for life other than hide behind keyboards and spill trash... |
Travel › Re: I Love Being A Foreigner In Nigeria - Pakistani Man Who Speaks Pidgin by jonnypie(m): 5:09pm On Aug 26 |
Funny guy, u done kukuma dey resemble naija except for the fair complexion, love from here too... |
Education › Re: ABSU Lecturer Suspended For Claiming Tricyclists Earn More Than Professors by jonnypie(m): 11:44am On Aug 14 |
Aside money aspect, comparing a professor to a keke driver is the humiliation of the proffesion. Then let him immediately switch to becoming a keke driver... |
Culture › Re: Gone Are The Good Old Childhood Days Of Yore by jonnypie(m): 6:40am On Aug 07 |
LadyExcellency: It should be 40 at minimum. You are very very correct to a fair extent, because 26 year old was born in 2000, and that is when we all shouted new millinia abi na millinium and things started taken a steady change and growth in almost every sphere of life because of tecnology, largely internet and phones. |
Politics › Re: Balami Takes Obidient Structure To Seyi Tinubu, Promises 12 Million Votes by jonnypie(m): 4:46pm On Aug 01 |
epainos: Its all about myself, me, and I.
Buhari was about himself and his guys. It was why he felt using Tinubu was smart. Tinubu sef knew he was being used, and prepared a way for himself too. He saw a crack in Buhari....hijacked Aisha. Thats smart. Aisha too was about herself and saw a worthy successor in Remi who will let her keep flying. Lol.
So, these Obidients saw Obi as a tool to climb up. Just take a look at them all. Lol. And Obi himself is a user. He is using them too. I read where someone said Obi should get Aisha Yussuf a post. Well...that's I can't say but that woman don try for Obi. And the moment she picked up a nomination form, I said OK oooo. I wont say anything yet about Aisha cos if Osho baba can turn to become Osho the guy importing girls from here and there to massage his legs...and bla bla bla...the same Osho we knew in those days? I reserve my comment.
Back to these Obidients. "You dont serve my goal, I use you and climb to the top". Thats the Nigerian politics. Reno used Jonathan to port to Atiku, and used Atiku to become a powerful ambassador. Atiku himself felt comfortable some 30 years ago and decided to remove his boss who brought him on board as VP. But that one killed him. Lol. FFK don dey use people tey tey na. Kenneth Okonkwo too don wise up. Desmond Elliot was so smart that he even got smarter and dribbled himself into a pit such that the same machine that rigged for him, rigged against him. Mainwhile, loyal Obasa, Sanwo Olu, etc are just not powerful enough to say No. Once they have climbed to the peak they feel they can say NO, they will too. Lesson learned from Ambode and Osinbajo who felt they have got to the peak, but fell flat saying NO too prematurely. Lol.
Its all about self achievements. So, these Obedients shouting are just about it. Thats why they quarrel in their online meetings. They are the ones who even bring the videos here for us to watch. Lol. Na waoo. More coming....
Like I always say. Tinubu, Atiku, Obi, and Kwakwanso are all not fit to rule us. God in His infinite mercy will still give us the David who will lead us well. An apple in God's eyes will still come up such that no one will be able to touch, and he will clear away these rogues.
Amen!!!! You have spoken well... |
Politics › Re: 2027 Election Is A Coronation, Where Will Obi Or Atiku's Votes Come From? Keyamo by jonnypie(m): 4:42pm On Jul 31 |
fergie001: Festus Keyamo Minister for Aviation Oga stop talking from your anus, stop talking like a low animal, this is democrazy, your common sense should know that if you have any, nonsense and keyamo |
Crime › Re: The Yahoo Boy In My Compound Is Secretly Selling His Properties - Lady by jonnypie(m): 10:59am On Jul 13 |
ekukeku: Dat twinnie got m laughing I swear, i practically laugh out loud... |
Crime › Re: The Yahoo Boy In My Compound Is Secretly Selling His Properties - Lady by jonnypie(m): 10:57am On Jul 13 |
nlfpmod: Social media user, @kenkenlewu shares the story of how she anonymously bought a generator for ₦200,000 from a suspected "Yahoo guy" neighbour via Facebook Marketplace after he listed it at a loss, having paid ₦450,000 the previous year.
Source  |
Romance › Re: Until You Make Money As A Man, You Are Never The Prize!! by jonnypie(m): 6:11am On Jul 11 |
I OlaOfLagos: “Until you make money as a man, you are never the prize”
The truth of this statement depends entirely on whether you are looking at society's transactional surface or the deeper reality of human relationships.
TRUE The statement holds partial truth because the Society heavily links masculinity with financial Utility. In the modern dating marketplace, resource and security remains a top trait sought by prospective partners
FALSE When a man defines his entire worth by his wallet, he often attracts transactional relationships. If the money disappears, the attraction disappears. A man becomes a sustainable prize when he offers a safe, stable environment that goes beyond financial support. Brilliant... |
Education › Re: Onyedikachi Egejurum Speaks As World's Best In Mathematics! by jonnypie(m): 2:25pm On Jul 08 |
Suicideboy: He should go rest. There are other kids like him. Some are way more intelligent than him but lack opportunities. At his age i was already writing my macro assembler for the motorola chipset, memorized hexadecimal and i can do differentials and polynamials without using a calcuator. Funke come inside... |
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Harvests Vegetables From Villa Garden, Shares With Staff (Photos) by jonnypie(m): 9:22am On Jul 08 |
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Car Talk › Re: Comprehensive List Of The Most Wicked Drivers On Lagos Roads by jonnypie(m): 6:17am On Jul 05 |
Interesting, front page content deserve... |
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Celebrities › Re: I Will Never Discuss My Earnings With My Spouse – Nancy Isime (Video) by jonnypie(m): 5:52pm On Jun 24 |
Nonsense, ur earning reach Dangoted abi Otedola... |
Business › Re: Photo Of Dangote, Rabiu, Otedola, Saraki On Rabiu's Yacht by jonnypie(m): 9:29am On Jun 21 |
Ojagun: Lol
Someone please lend me a b-o-m-b to drop on these exploitative capitalist p-i-g-s Dey whine ursef, u go cry tire, no go face ur life squarely as they did, wishful thinking... |
Politics › Re: Why Is There "By Court Order" In NDC Party Information On INEC Portal? by jonnypie(m): 4:32pm On Jun 16 |
Chucks13: Honestly I don't care what it means but one thing is certain at a very die minute we will deregister NDC and if they attempt any appeal the court I'll nly give NDC hearing after May 2027 and NDC dead.
We warned Dickson not to align with that baggages carrier he didn't listen we will do you a very strong thing die minute to the general election, I swear eyes go turn you all. You go cry tire... |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Calls For Israel, Iran To 'immediately Stop Shooting' At Each Other by jonnypie(m): 2:38pm On Jun 08 |
E FSBoperator: The only way to end the war and bring peace back to the ME is to have Satanyahu and his entire Likud terrorists jailed or assassinated.
This is the only option.
These Likud terrorists are only inspired by senseless Talmudic fake prophesies and the coming of the Jewish antichrist . You go cry tire... |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Stuns EU Parliament With Powerful Message On Nigeria’s Future (VIDEO) by jonnypie(m): 10:28pm On Jun 05 |
⁸ HacheNoire: The EU is a very unserious union!
Despite the energy challenges they are experiencing, they still had to waste electricity to power a microphone for Peter!
Is it that they do not have top priorities other than listening to the fictions they are being told.
Moreover, Peter should reduce his carbon footprint . Burning aviation fuel across the globe still won’t make you win! Your defeat is already a constant. Always talking nonsense. |
Properties › Re: Have You Ever Lived In This Kind Of House? by jonnypie(m): 10:48pm On Jun 04 |
Olofofo247ng: I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”
The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera. Guy God go judge for taking my breadth with laughter  |
Nairaland General › Re: Your Life Is Shorter Than You Think by jonnypie(m): 7:08pm On Jun 03 |
Those things you mention are all part of life itself |
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Tackles Nigerian Lady Who Questioned Men For Saying They’re Broke by jonnypie(m): 12:26pm On Mar 08 |
9 Stephen0mozzy: When people have a very dhhumb brain, and they spew rubbish, then that golden rule must be adhered to, which says "Silence is the best answer given to ovbie-ewe (child of a goat) a.k.a fhuul" Bros take am easy abeg...  |
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Tackles Nigerian Lady Who Questioned Men For Saying They’re Broke by jonnypie(m): 12:24pm On Mar 08 |
9 Stephen0mozzy: When people have a very dhhumb brain, and they spew rubbish, then that golden rule must be adhered to, which says "Silence is the best answer given to ovbie-ewe (child of a goat) a.k.a fhuul" Bros take am easy abeg... |
Food › Re: These Foodstuffs Or 1million Naira? Choose Wisely (Photo) by jonnypie(m): 6:26pm On Nov 29, 2025 |
Is it with the fridge and washing machine aside that get out... |
Travel › Re: Lagos Bus Conductor Shuns Government, Calls Olamide Bustop Charlyboy Bustop(Vid) by jonnypie(m): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2025 |
Tominix: The government doing ridiculous things... Clowns 🤦 |
Romance › Re: Her Past Is Her 'Operating System' & Not 'Passed' by jonnypie(m): 12:22pm On Jun 25, 2025 |
Men don't have dirty past ba...? Make una allow our ladies/women breadth bikonu... |
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Phones › Re: This Happened To My Samsung A16 (Photos) by jonnypie(op): 1:49pm On May 20, 2025 |
Adewale1603: what happened to it follow come original Samsung charger. HP charger is meant for your Hp only, stop using it for your phone. If it works doesn't mean it's recommended Samsung A series don't come with a head charger, they only come with a type c to c cord. This is the only accessory they come with.
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Phones › Re: This Happened To My Samsung A16 (Photos) by jonnypie(op): 8:04am On May 20, 2025 |
dimexy247: Well, it's primarily the issues of faulty wiring, loose connections, overloading the circuit which means using too many devices on a single circuit unit, water contact is also part of it.
To avoid further occurrence, try to do some tracing into the wiring, maybe call an electrician to come help you check. Trust me, there's definitely a fault somewhere.
Lastly, Samsungs phones are sometimes known for burning like this, that's why you must always use only Samsung certified charger, wired cord. Thank you, I will also see into this... |