₦airaland Forum

ekukeku:
Dat twinnie got m laughing

nlfpmod:
Social media user, @kenkenlewu shares the story of how she anonymously bought a generator for ₦200,000 from a suspected "Yahoo guy" neighbour via Facebook Marketplace after he listed it at a loss, having paid ₦450,000 the previous year.




Source

OlaOfLagos:
“Until you make money as a man, you are never the prize”

The truth of this statement depends entirely on whether you are looking at society's transactional surface or the deeper reality of human relationships.

TRUE
The statement holds partial truth because the Society heavily links masculinity with financial Utility. In the modern dating marketplace, resource and security remains a top trait sought by prospective partners

FALSE
When a man defines his entire worth by his wallet, he often attracts transactional relationships. If the money disappears, the attraction disappears. A man becomes a sustainable prize when he offers a safe, stable environment that goes beyond financial support.

Suicideboy:
He should go rest. There are other kids like him. Some are way more intelligent than him but lack opportunities. At his age i was already writing my macro assembler for the motorola chipset, memorized hexadecimal and i can do differentials and polynamials without using a calcuator.

Vixlot:
https://punchng.com/photos-oluremi-tinubu-harvests-vegetables-from-villa-garden-shares-produce-with-staff/

Ojagun:
Lol

Someone please lend me a b-o-m-b to drop on these exploitative capitalist p-i-g-s

Chucks13:
Honestly I don't care what it means but one thing is certain at a very die minute we will deregister NDC and if they attempt any appeal the court I'll nly give NDC hearing after May 2027 and NDC dead.

We warned Dickson not to align with that baggages carrier he didn't listen we will do you a very strong thing die minute to the general election, I swear eyes go turn you all.

FSBoperator:
The only way to end the war and bring peace back to the ME is to have Satanyahu and his entire Likud terrorists jailed or assassinated.

This is the only option.

These Likud terrorists are only inspired by senseless Talmudic fake prophesies and the coming of the Jewish antichrist .

HacheNoire:
The EU is a very unserious union!

Despite the energy challenges they are experiencing, they still had to waste electricity to power a microphone for Peter!

Is it that they do not have top priorities other than listening to the fictions they are being told.

Moreover, Peter should reduce his carbon footprint . Burning aviation fuel across the globe still won’t make you win! Your defeat is already a constant.

Olofofo247ng:
I once lived in this kind of house in Mushin. 24 rooms, one prepaid meter, and a single toilet that everybody was expected to wash “after use” but nobody actually washed. My room was sandwiched between Mama Kemi who fried akara by 4am and Brother Taye who was learning keyboard with earphones that didn’t work. So every morning was a remix: akara oil hissing, “Do-Re-Mi-Fa”...blasting from next door, and NEPA doing their own percussion by taking light immediately your water in the kettle starts boiling. The real wahala was the bathroom queue. If you mistakenly forget your bucket outside, you’d meet it converted to eba container by the yard kids, or worse, find Papa Ndu’s wrapper hanging on your line with a note: “Abeg manage am, rain beat me.”

The peak madness was when our landlord’s son installed one CCTV camera facing the corridor after too many slippers went missing. First night, light went and the whole building gathered to watch “playback” with phone torch. We caught Mama Sikiru’s goat chewing the wire, two teenagers kissing by the tank, and Uncle Emma sleepwalking with only a towel and chewing stick. By morning the camera itself had disappeared. Landlord asked who took it, and 15 tenants shouted in unison: “Na NEPA!”...Till I left the house, nobody knows if it was a person or NEPA spirit that stole the camera.

Stephen0mozzy:
When people have a very dhhumb brain, and they spew rubbish, then that golden rule must be adhered to, which says "Silence is the best answer given to ovbie-ewe (child of a goat) a.k.a fhuul"

Stephen0mozzy:
When people have a very dhhumb brain, and they spew rubbish, then that golden rule must be adhered to, which says "Silence is the best answer given to ovbie-ewe (child of a goat) a.k.a fhuul"

Tominix:
The government doing ridiculous things...
Clowns 🤦

Adewale1603:
what happened to it follow come original Samsung charger. HP charger is meant for your Hp only, stop using it for your phone. If it works doesn't mean it's recommended

dimexy247:
Well, it's primarily the issues of faulty wiring, loose connections, overloading the circuit which means using too many devices on a single circuit unit, water contact is also part of it.

To avoid further occurrence, try to do some tracing into the wiring, maybe call an electrician to come help you check. Trust me, there's definitely a fault somewhere.

Lastly, Samsungs phones are sometimes known for burning like this, that's why you must always use only Samsung certified charger, wired cord.

dimexy247:
Short circuit

Godjone:

Who else is dis appointed that after reading the long epistle could not figure out the scientific machine or model that will be used in curbing maternal mortality?

What they wrote up there is complete gibberish

GOFRONT:
........The victim a strong choral (choir) member in the church...

Now I am thinking loud....Considering how a "gospel artiste" got the head of his girlfriend cut off some days ago in Abuja, I mean a GOSPEL ARTISTE oh....

And now this one is a STRONG CHOIR MEMBER in the church and Gunmen suspected to be Armedrobbers walked straight to him in his compound where there are other occupant and shoot only him without stealing anything from him.......I am still thinking aloud oh........I still dey think o......abi this STRONG CHORAL MEMBER fit belong ni??.

because these boys sabi show to public domain say they STRONG FOR GOD WORK......but behind the scene, they STRONG FOR DEVIL WORK TOO.

As Timi strong for GOD work, na so he STRONG TO SLICE OFF SALOME NECK...........Now as Prince STRONG FOR CHORAL WORK, he fit strong to join Cultism o.........Na think I just dey think aloud o

jonnypie:
Pls loud it to the fools, nairaland that was suppose to be a tool where youths of all tribes lend out their unifying voice to their oppressors has become a tool for what I know not and to think is coming out from young people means there is no remedy.
Whether they feel is a game or catching cruise but is already getting very stale, sometimes when I read a particular news, I don't bother reading comments because you will never find any meaningful and constructive argument only these fools useless and unfriutful meaningless and baseless comments that will littered the whole thread. Many times I feel so ashamed that what if foreigners are going through these threads what will they think of us. Of course what they already know that we blacks are just another animal kingdom with no functioning brains.
Go and look at quora and see how like minds and enlighten minds will give meaning to each topic and you have a broder understanding. By now nairaland should be competing with the likes of these social media but no and I think the owner is very comfortable with it because you can't tell me he has no knowledge of what's happening here is very very pathetic and a shame...

Angelfrost:
The 'Omoluabi' part was unnecessary...!

As a human being with a brain, you wish the dead RIP, mourn, or simply shake your head and move along.


You haven't shown any difference from those you are calling out.


This ethnicity you guys carry like gala on your heads, I still don't know how it's making your lives better daily.


The pathetic part is that those politicians and leaders who fan such silliness don't think of ethnicity and bigotry when it comes to banding together to loot and steal your common wealth.


They make you guys fight yourselves and hate one another to the point that you either become blind to their atrocities or defend those atrocities out of a misplaced loyalty to tribe and religion.


Make una drop this childishness for 2024 abeg!