₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:




'Allah Akbar' spontaneously shouted in public is the riskiest word to hear, it can be loosely translated to mean "run for your life".

My nephew was hospitalized for 8months for a broken femur.
Baba jumped out of a moving BRT bus because the person behind him was on a phonecall and then said 'Allah Akbar'.

Your last paragraph crack me up but I learnt something...

Draslo:


The nonsense you want to type, I dare you to go to Ojota with a microphone and speaker during closing hours and say it there.

Funke come to the house now...

If she hire a very good investigative lawyer she could have a less sentence or even granted bail... All she has to do is tell the plain truth to the lawyer n the lawyer will frame or produce evidence but it could take years of legal battle before the final judgement or verdict by a judge. Feel for her though very innocent looking, but remember the sayings that goes thus: "the more quite or gentle they are, the more dangerous they can be"... So sorry your life has to turn out this way, we learn n move on...

pocohantas:
Lamentations because ladies are now coming for you guys?

Haven’t you all been killing your female partners over infidelity and petty family squabbles since 1100 BC. Did you create thread?

I don’t know why men find it very hard to take what they dish. You men pride in your infidelity, normalize it and rub it in your wives faces. You think every woman is normal? Or every woman is Tonto that will rather rant online?

Anyway, anyone who kills his or her partner should be made to pay the price.

It is so hard to pity a Nigerian man who got unfortunate while cheating. They are too brazen and unrepentant. If you forgive them, they say it is because you are weak and can’t do without their prick/money. If you leave them, they say you are a feministic olosho. Very nasty insatiable creatures.

Funke...

This is one step, but I feel if there was a device that can detect leakages in cylinders or a device that do a round check of the durability or how bad or good a cylinder is I think it will also be another step forward. I hope there is a device like that or I will invent one or somebody reading this can do the same...

PerfectlyPerfect:
Mugu, are we complaining? Government of Cows, By Cows and For Cows.

I'll keep using my VPN and if Lai the Liar doesn't like it, he can shove his head inside a cow's bu.tt

Funke...

Flier:
I always go all in when I read a post like this,
Crypto is just like a game, you buy when you read a post like this or when people are crying and trying to cut their losses while you sell when everyone is going all in
I sold all my crypto in April and started buying back few days ago,I am going to range it down to the lowest price
We are still in the bull market,it’s just like 2017 when crypto lost 92% of value mid bull market before the end of the year 2017 explosion
BTC will probably hit 150.000 by AtleAst November before another bear market that will take us to another halving

Bravo...

Ahmed4002:
Do yourself a favour and watch a short Netflix series called "MONEY EXPLAINED" it's covers everything you need to know about investment and scam by institutions.

Trust me after watching it. Any investment, if you are not in control of it. You would never ever invest for your life.

U can't control anything in the real sense of control, a business or venture u may feel u have a 100% control of, a new government or policy can wipe it off from you, we are at the mercy of so much we can't control, when it feels rosy we think we are in control, bro we are only fortunate...

Calibrator:
Can't even remember the last time I had an off day.



Self employment is actually harder than paid employment.

U right bro I can relate, but u really have to take break by all means tho it not easy... I work 7am to 9pm everyday n Sundays after church but right I'm really thinking of dropping that Sunday what nonsense, I have jus one life to live... Is not how far is how well, not working hard but working smart n is not by hard work only grace will take one to the next level...

BENRAZY:
U that is viewing the thread don't u have ur own life to build, pot calling kettle black, forming saint when deep down u are a shit hole,maybe u should try to mind ur own business first.

Funke...

Mabella18:
I'm actually minding my business, I didn't mention you here....and thank you, I'll build myself.

Chai... There is God ooo...

EdoFirstBorn:
Here are my thoughts

Learn to mind your business

Use your time and thoughts in something more beneficial

How can you sit and start to ponder on such a useless meaningless topic?

Focus on your life and build yourself up
Useless thread

Chai... There is God ooo...

Our soldiers should be well more equipped than this... Your labor shall not be in vain... Amen...

renew4life:
. U are so Funny oooo ....She Prefers Money to Nature be dat oooo.

Well Let's Join Hands to make Nigeria great again .

We can if we believe...

Commendable...

Financialslot1:
Source: https://financialslot.com/7-reasons-why-you-should-avoid-loan-apps-in-nigeria/

Worth reading... Thank you...

Simplyleo:
Chai, the kind cry wey go full this thread eh.

Lemme leave before dem use tears full my mention.

But b4 I leave, let me say

God bless PMB
God bless PYO
God bless BAT
God bless Nigerian Armed forces
God bless Nigeria
God bless patriotic Nigerians.

Is that all...?

What about his gullible members, don't be surprised as some will still take side with him...

Grace001:
Really... I thought Islam considered Christians as infidel.

How is that possible for Muslims to worship with infidels in the same building.

The theme is or idealogy "human fraternity" so they have set aside religious, political n what have you... I hope they add or recognize other great temple like the Buddha, Africa great shrines n the rest in order to capture the entirety of what "human fraternity" means.. I Wish the human race all the best as we keep pushing for love unity n oneness...

Nice at least I can see our man power at work, we should make use of our own n grow, we have all it takes... God bless all that wishes mankind well n the Earth to be a safe place for all.... Thank you...

They have to, to safe guard their asses n businesses. Whatever rocks their both, carry naija matter for head at your own peril... I'm out...

Mumu talk, yet some zombies will still clap for their paid masters... Spit...

Before n after ko after n before ni...

The world can worship money all that serious prayer because of jeep and cake.

Happy birthday....

Useless n shameless leaders, u can't fix your own; where you ran is it not somebody that fix it; useless jubilation from brainless followers. Spit...

So... Your experience, thanks for sharing... We move...

Oxb90:
Tell that to your boss, Mr. VP. Everything is politics in this country. How can people lose their lives every day and you guys go to bed every night as if all is well? No nation loses its citizen like this every day without the political class coming out to profer a lasting solution in a way that would be fair to all parties. If person talk now them go say na pdp, ipob, afonja etc.

U dey mind the nairaland miscreants, they turned nairaland to something else, instead to unify n have a one voice what u will be reading is ipop, afonja, cone head, etc. And to think these are youths makes me wonder if there was hope... So long as you can't think logically n keep sentiment aside, you are a "nairaland miscreant"

OmoOgunOriginal:
He has constitutional immunity. He literally cam kill you and won't go to jail

Just as he has been killing your family and village people, some youth are just so daft than the vegetable in aso ebi... Ode nla...

Bolognese:
If you become minister today, you no go appoint aides abi?

Isn’t it common sense to know that these guys don’t personally handle their social media accounts (where’s the time to do all that?). That’s why they appoint SA on New Media and the rest!

The SA is the one probably trading Bitcoin!

You must be mad, a slave like you...

Badsatan:
Especially if that Private Organisation is own by a Ipob miscreant!

Ipob miscreants are terrible!

Keep disgracing yourself, family n village people... Ode nla...

ekene101:
1. Hard target
2. True lies
3. Conan the barbarian
4. Mard
5. Commando
6. Terminator
7. Robocop
8. James bond spy who loves me
9.
10. Predator
11. Mortal Kombat
12. Terminator
13. Home alone
14. Baby day out
15. Anaconda
16. Drunken master
17. Who am i
18. King Solomon's mine
19. Airforce 1
20. The mummy
21.
22. Face off
23. Conair
24. Merlin
25.
26.
27. Issakaba
28. Water world
29.
30. Black hawk down
31. Blood diamond
32. Tears of the sun
33. Set it off



I yaf tried...

U try jare, that black hawk down was really bloody I feel like watching these movies again...

Moral of the story; shut your mouth...