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PoliticsRe: Buratai: I Won’t Reply PDP On My Ambassadorial Appointment by jonnypie(m): 11:21am On Feb 08, 2021
Esseite:
You are trying to be smart by half...

The name James Nwafor came public through the protest by youths on police brutality that same Govt you support went about killing people at the tolls..

The same people went about in search of him, his family, their media handles etc.. but you forget it's the work of same Govt you support to arrest James Nwafor..

But here you are asking why same people killed on the cause of calling out james nwafor have refused to talk just because you are trying to form a narrative for Burutai's incompetence and mass killings... does it even make sense?
Don't mind the fool... I have followed his posts he is just a foolish wise man that manipulate the truth to soothe is conscience...
CelebritiesRe: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Celebrates Her 43rd Birthday (Photo) by jonnypie(m): 3:09pm On Feb 07, 2021
BOOOMNAIJA:
HOW TO KNOW A VIRGIN GIRL FROM A DISTANCE.

A Chinese scientist who is based in the UK has published his claims in London Times magazine and Voice of London magazine too that his six years research has finally come out with an impressive result which has made it possible to recognize a virgin without having sex with her.

According to his claims, he can recognise a virgin from two poles away and he has publicly revealed the tricks to this awesome discovery on a live TV broadcast.

"Against popular beliefs, sagged breasts don't really imply a lost virginity and torn hymen does not also mean virginity is lost, he said. Pimples on the face is not an expressway of knowing a virgin. The only way to know a virgin is this.
When a girl is coming from about 3 poles away, watch her direction of movement and tactically move to the left, which would by impulse make her move to the right. Quietly walk beside her, then pass and go on your way to the nearest NIMC office to obtain your NIN and link your SIM card.

Her virginity is none of your business. I don't want your SIM card to be blocked.

GO GET YOUR NIN!... happy Sunday.
U r mad oo so u make me concentrate read ur post only to end up feeling stupid...
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden May Attend Next AU Summit, Pledges Support For Africa by jonnypie(m): 10:59pm On Feb 06, 2021
Nigeriadondie1:
cry Shameless Africa with its beggarly attitude. When would we for once uphold the dignity of the black race and use its abundant resources to uplift millions of Africans out of poverty to live in a dignified manner?
With the Union of animals in power in AU(Animal Union) it is obvious that Africa is irredeemable and hopelessly jinxed
Guy be careful... grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: DJ Switch: We Can't Allow Operations To Begin At Lekki Tollgate Without Justice by jonnypie(m): 7:19pm On Feb 06, 2021
Almubarak5:
A lot of people saying rubbish here.
Like what has the government done to deserve payment on that road??
Just why can’t it be toll-free, it’s a shame so many people always choose the most idiotic course of action regardless of circumstances.
At the end of the day, we keep paying this people to get richer and oppress us some more!!!
Honestly, and to think is coming from the so called youth... I fear there maybe no hope for Nigeria...
PoliticsRe: Four Oyo Amotekun Operatives In intensive Care After Clash With Hoodlums by jonnypie(m): 1:41pm On Feb 06, 2021
Common hoodlums four already in intensive care if na bandit or bikoharam nkan...abegi...
CrimeRe: My Utterances, A Slip Of Tongue - Igboho Begs Oni Of Ife, Others (Video) by jonnypie(m): 6:26am On Feb 04, 2021
Abeg Sunday matter tire me jare... Na God hand we dey now...
PoliticsRe: Biden Appoints Enoh Titilayo Ebong As Acting Director USTDA by jonnypie(m): 7:29pm On Feb 03, 2021
kingsavage:
her papa na akwacross I think....
Yes I think so...
PoliticsRe: 6 Reasons Ibarapa Residents Want Iskilu Wakili Evicted by jonnypie(m): 6:36pm On Feb 03, 2021
TroubleMaker47:
And they have Amotekun arresting young marlians! undecided
Mumu people!!!
Before I read ur comment, this exactly what's in my mind...
CrimeRe: Okada Man Tried To Kidnap This Schoolboy In Delta Today (Photos) by jonnypie(m): 2:35pm On Feb 03, 2021
And he is looking so fresh, I trust my akwa-ibom ppl by now he would have become babicue... Nonsense n aboki...
PoliticsRe: 'Fulani Must Go': Edo Women Protest, Block Major Roads (Photos, Video) by jonnypie(m): 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2021
Thank u our Edo mamas unlike our sisi yoruba dem, na to dey make audio noise...
PoliticsRe: MURIC To FG: Give Bailout Funds To Herders To Buy Land For Ranching by jonnypie(m): 10:04am On Feb 03, 2021
Just look at his smelling mouth...
CelebritiesRe: Ernest Asuzu Is Dead by jonnypie(m): 10:17am On Jan 27, 2021
Moferere:
Hmmm, he was living dead for years.


People who didn't help him when he was sick will now write long tributes. That's who we are.

May God grant him eternal rest.
Amen...
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS Protesters Want To Join The Police — IGP Mohammed Adamu by jonnypie(m): 9:26am On Jan 26, 2021
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FamilyRe: I Was Named In A Will: So What Next? by jonnypie(m): 6:36pm On Jan 23, 2021
richmond500:
great.

we weh no come kuku get person weh go write our name for will, make we just save the page just in case I wan argue for palmwine joint then this writeup will be useful.

Lalasticlala
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Guy u funny sha
CelebritiesRe: Larry King Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by jonnypie(m): 3:55pm On Jan 23, 2021
Buliwyf:
This is very dumb. You don't know his mother in-law. You don't know her history or where she lives. You don't know who diagnosed her. But you are disputing his own story with him.

Nairaland is filled with people that lack good judgement.
I'm telling you, is really pathetic...
CelebritiesRe: Larry King Dies Of COVID-19 Disease by jonnypie(m): 3:51pm On Jan 23, 2021
airsaylongcome:
Just lost my mother in law with similar MHx to the same Covid
Accept my deepest condolence... Sorry for your lost...
PoliticsRe: IGP Adamu Orders Arrest Of Sunday Igboho Over Eviction Notice by jonnypie(m): 2:22pm On Jan 23, 2021
SilverNorGold:
Nice!... That BASTARD Sunday Igboho MUST be TREATED the SAME way the USA TREATED OSAMA BIN LADEN! That bloody terrorist MUST BE VICIOUSLY DEALT WITH, together with those bloody SW politicians bankrolling him to DISRUPT the peace and stability of this great country.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH ABEG! NO BE ONLY YORUBAS DEY NIGERIA!

NONSENSE!
You are a big big fool and u and ur likes and masters will surely die a painful death. Idiot...
CelebritiesRe: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Acts In Igbo, Yoruba And English Movies by jonnypie(m): 10:36am On Jan 23, 2021
Every news and tread u guys will turn it to tribal, ethic or religious war, una no dey tire...
PetsRe: Indian Man Spent 72 Hours With 72 Venomous Snakes To Prove A Point by jonnypie(m): 6:58pm On Jan 22, 2021
light099:
'Provocation' is not a constant, rather it is a variable. Even if Neelam Kumar didn't start a provocation, anything else could have. One of the snakes could have gone rogue and initiated chaos in the enclosure or an external factor or spectator could have constituted provocation. But nay, 72 full hours with 72 harmful snakes in an enclosure; no fight, no bite, no death.
It's no coincidence.

Whenever I see Viola Brand perform bicycle stunts or David Belle perform parkour stunts, I can only mutter this, "wow, this is pure magic and it is real." In other words, it is a real miracle happening live. It is not a film trick, it's a real magic. Literally, it's seeing someone do the impossible.
Real scientists, regardless of their anti-theism belief have come to admit there were 'miracles' at different points which made the existence of the universe a possibility.
Beyond that, it takes a miracle for the universe to continue running as each day goes by.
Life at it's purest natural state is a miracle.
By progression, all these physical, natural miracles are hinting of the possibility of a higher state.
Natural miracles are the link between the natural and the supernatural.

I believe in miracles, not because I think they happen sometimes, but because I've seen they happen all the time.
Thanks for sharing...
CrimeRe: 600 Bandits In Kaduna Agree To Surrender Arms After Meeting With Gumi by jonnypie(m): 6:00pm On Jan 22, 2021
Hmmm things dey happen...
CrimeRe: Police Kill Mother And Child In Warri While Chasing Yahoo Boys (Graphic) by jonnypie(m): 4:36pm On Jan 20, 2021
Even our young lads are not left out, I'm in tears now... embarassed embarassed embarassed
HealthRe: 34-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Delta (Graphic Photos) by jonnypie(m): 10:17am On Jan 15, 2021
leadzeal:
It's such a pity.. but understand that the suicide door leads to a far harder world at the other side. It is not rest at all. I tell you. Earth is just one dimension out of a multicomplex dimensional nature of the universe. Just like an onion layer.

The suicide door leads you to a layer deeper and grosser from the unity. Failing an exam means you have to repeat it. It is the law; but understand you go back to the former class since you failed to pass the one of this earth. The UNIverse implies we are all in a journey back to the first point, first cause, which is filled with peace and love. We are beings on a spiritual journey.

Suicide is not the way. Some will say "I have no idea how hard is it". But take it from someone who understands the music of suicide but was fortunate enough not to dance to its tone. When you pass the bait, you are rewarded.

Pls anyone attempting to take their life should have a rethink. It is all a test bound to time. Pass it, and be greatly rewarded. Become spiritual, not only religious, then you shall come to see and become liberated.

Peace and Truth
Thank you...
FamilyRe: Man Catches His Wife Sleeping With Another Man; Takes A Selfie With Them (Pix) by jonnypie(m): 7:20pm On Jan 13, 2021
U can smell the anger on the guy's face...
CelebritiesRe: Richard Mofe-Damijo Celebrates 2 Million Instagram Followers In Style (Pix) by jonnypie(m): 7:03pm On Jan 13, 2021
Age gracefully...
HealthRe: Missing Dele Bandele Commits Suicide Over Depression (Suicide Note) by jonnypie(m): 5:05pm On Jan 13, 2021
That's why when I have those crazy depressing thought I head down to mama elija take enough shots of monkey tail and light up some az with my niggas n after I will be fly...
HealthRe: Missing Dele Bandele Commits Suicide Over Depression (Suicide Note) by jonnypie(m): 4:54pm On Jan 13, 2021
What's happening Lord save us... Handsome men just dieing like what's really happening...?
TravelRe: Canada Hype And Travel Rush: Here Are Things You Need To Know by jonnypie(m): 9:30am On Jan 11, 2021
Make una pity for the op na only him waka come oo...
InvestmentI Can't Buy Or Transfer Crypto On The Celcius App by jonnypie(op): 4:45pm On Jan 07, 2021
Please I need help on how to use the celcius app. I have downloaded the app and also my KYC has been approved but I can't still buy coins or transfer crypto. Anyone here using the app should assist me on to solve this problem.
BusinessRe: How Do I Get A Good Inverter to run a small busin Center: Opinions/advice Needed by jonnypie(op): 5:55pm On Jan 04, 2021
Bdotnets:
1000 watt inverter should be okay
Okay thanks for your input.
BusinessRe: How Do I Get A Good Inverter to run a small busin Center: Opinions/advice Needed by jonnypie(op): 5:54pm On Jan 04, 2021
Anointedclass:
What's the wattage of your system ....we can start from there
For the photocopier say 500 watt and for the photo printer �️ say 30 to 50 watt, and just one desktop computer �️, two energy bulb. Those are basically what I will be needing the inverter to power.
BusinessHow Do I Get A Good Inverter to run a small busin Center: Opinions/advice Needed by jonnypie(op): 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2021
I have a photocopier, photo printer, those are the two main machines I am currently using in the shop. I need an inverter to run these two main devices. Please those knowledgeable in this area l need your advice on how I can get a good inverter.
CelebritiesRe: I Wrote, Produced Aye For Davido – Runtown by jonnypie(m): 2:11pm On Jan 01, 2021
visijo:
lol new year saga.. baba go be like "I go leave that aye for you o" ..

meanwhile Endeavor to have sox as early as possible in 2021 so your child would be among the September batch.

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