Kampack:


I have no doubts you are punting from a mental asylum. I sincerely wish you speedy recovery. However, lm sure no amount you win will be sufficient to pay your psychiatrist...you will surely die a lunatic.

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wow, what an experience

I'm interested, 08069689266

Don't mind them. Anyways, that's the way they were treated as well

braine:


I dey tell you; in the sky and in the bed.

for sky no rival but for bed, hmmmm, calabar girls na warriors o

classicB:
What if am simply broke nko?

so u decided to choose that day to be broke? this girl ehn!

hmmmmmm

women don suffer o

braine:




Na wah o. I'm trying to avoid Edo girls these days.

edo girls are dangerous at night

this girl bad o, this is what i call, early morning service lol

nerodenero:
Does it mean submerge has a different meaning to the OP ?

lol, its not my fault, i learnt using such phrases from my journalist friends here, it gets attention

a guy close to me said, 'Victoria garden village', in short in parking my load to ajegunle lol

THS NEEDS TO BE IN THE FRONT PAGE O, PLEASE MODS

Saturday 20th of June was a shocker in Victoria Garden City, it was totally submerged in water due to the incessant down pour. cars that were parked were half way deep into the water and cars that drove pass the water stopped some few meters ahead and broke down.
several cars and Jeeps had their bonnet open trying to figure out what happened to their car after crossing the 'river Jordan'.
The Lagos state government has dedicated this number for flood related issues, 08099183777.
Pictures after the cut.
(pictures taken by me)

i'm i the only one seeing this, the APC guys are actually rooting for Buhari while the PDP guys are slandering Buhari, Hmmmmm, anyways. . .
i have decided

AJ01:
true love jare not what we see today

too materialistic these days o, God help us

This was how Valentine was celebrated in 1965, what do you think?

miztola:

Tufiakwa gi!!

that's a good offer, you should accept my lady

miztola:

laykhorn :
Tola my sweety! I'll get you Pregnant + Fill your
Library + Get you an Okada to cruise your area

miztola:

Tufiakwa gi!!

that's a good offer, you should accept my lady

psalmizt:

Deal!

not for you o, Ole, it's for Adaobi12, just for her to cool off

psalmizt:

Ok make we organise prayer session na

how about an all expense paid trip to cool off?

Cutebumzy:
hmm y nt. Lol

emusmith:

Why sweetheart?

Cutebumzy:
hmm y nt. Lol

the two of you are hereby dismissed from this thread, reasons that you are no longer Val-less

Adaobi12:
I will try .

this ur 'i will try' doesn't sound convincing. i'm sure u have friends (real friends), let then help u take ur mind of things for a while

psalmizt:


Who or wat injured ur Heart? Let's do an operation on it na... sharp sharp things

an adrenaline injection will do

Adaobi12:
. thanks a lot dear. that's just what I need. to forgive myself first.

you do that, you need it, but remember we all make mistakes, no matter how grave it is, don't brood in sadness for too long

emusmith:


OK, Ada... both of us don't have...hehehe ..meaning

you guys should leave Adaobi12 alone, she needs to heal her heart first

emusmith:


Every body know say e mean How are you?.

every body? how sure are u?

emusmith:


you go fear na

na Spanish i know como estas

emusmith:


Hmmm...Coma cavá?

comma ko, full stop ni

HizMissy:

i hope u r not jonsing as ur name implies

lol if i hear , it's actually pronounced Johnson