khiaa:

Why are you getting this mental picture of a woman walking up to you and throwing herself at you?

You have a problem with a pretty woman approaching you and introducing herself to you, holding a nice conversation with you then at the end of the convo asking you can the both of you meet for a dinner date? That is the proper way for a lady to do it.

no matter how much you try to add sweets and icing on the story, you can't change the way most guys think, instead of walking to him and striking a convo (which is actuality throwing yourself at him), y not give him clues, if he's interested, my sister, he'll come after u, and you'll be happier for it

Sheriffav: buh shez not as beautiful as u , u are just like a diamond in d sky

pix or idonbelivit

Idrismusty97: When would an asteroid 300 times bigger than Mount Everest hit earth with the speed of lighting? I look forward to that day.

na your head e go land first

ugoezeik: ashawo so U nver wan leave dis small gals alone ehh

no mind am, na small small gehs him like

Neroanna: Its none of my business.

it should, cos it might land on your roof

runnazz:

what!

khiaa:


I know what he's saying, but read my posts to him. I know a woman can't force a man to luv her just like a man can't force a woman to luv him, but it is so much better to put the cards on the table upfront than to waste your precious time on someone who is not into you.

put the cards gently, not throw it all in his face, guys don't like that, y is it so hard to understand

3cycle:
Ogini di nobi?
So I was actually wrong in an attempt to woo a guy? We learn everyday

you aren't wrong, maybe a but ignorant though, cos there are other ways u
u would have approached him that would work 90%

NinoBrown888: has she cummed yet ?


This topic has been going on for quite sometime now.

I really hope she has, cos all these posts will be a waste of previous time

khiaa:


I understand what you are saying BUT just because a woman tells you how she feels about you doesn't mean she is cheap and easy to get it only means she's honest. Telling you she's attracted to you and actually getting her are two different things. You may miss your soul mate by being so closed minded, this is 2014 not 1814, the world has changed.

what he's trying to tell you is, the lady shouldn't play the guys part, giving him green light is good enough, cos you can't force some one to love u

runnazz:

i feel u...don't stop trying,u know good things don't come easy so..blv some1 will pick u up b4 u crash from the falling

she has crashed already lady

ihedinobi2: Falling in love is not the same as loving? News. Maybe it's something to do with urban definitions. Because otherwise it sounds a lot like falling in water is not the same as getting wet. As absurd as it gets.

@OP, you don't woo men.

well said,u can't woo a guy, you can only make him notice you by giving him green light. if you woo a guy, 90% of the guys will just chop and clean mouth. simple

peppyluv02: Good to know your sisters are ashawos!

miss pepisco, its too much na, Ahhhhhhh, anyways,i want to woo u o

Atmmachine:

My nigga.
Are you their creator ??

i'm only staying their characteristics.by the way, are u short?

Atmmachine:

I wonder ooooo
Even if their pucci are made of gold.

With 500 naira i will carry any ashawo

All the girls are ashawo:
Ashawo will collect money after forking her.
Your girlfriend will also demand money after forking her..

What's the difference between these girls & ashawo ??

Ahhhhhhh see you, big diff o, gf own na gold, ashy own na plastic o. the diff is clear

softsparkyy:
Tell me three reasons why I shouldn't.

every thing about them is short
1. their pocket
2. their finger
3. their Hmmmmmmm (if you know what I mean)

Atmmachine: Why are you complaining

This is exactly what guys endure, After wasting your time trying to woo girls they will tell you : "Please, I'm not interested.
Or "Please, slippers get size.

It's our turn to do the shakara.

You never see anything.

lol guy you harsh o, but its true sha, when u try to chat these babes up, they start forming like Agbani Darego

softsparkyy:
No it means I gat to wait for those short guys to toast me since you said they are more trustworthy.
If it happens to be a nairalander then we will create our wedding thread.
I hail you too ooo.

short guys? I won't go there if I were u

marieolae: please nobody should ask me again. SHE HAS REMOVED HER PICTURE

lol, they have turned you to her media spokes person

walterenahoro: b glad e told u truth and he did not play u

you have a point here though

Tashamania: I'm sorry, why is this thread even on FP sef ? Is it normal for someone to sit down and think of having an e-romance and then say wooing a guy on NL is difficult?
Are you sure OP is okay?
See me commenting on the useless thread sef!
I'm pissed now!

calm down lady, don't take every thing seriously, by the way, can I woo u as well

luvola: Johnson performance has been awful.. why starting Allen when markovic is there. Msheew

let's hope he plays his best from now on, though I would have preferred manquillo and Moreno on the flanks

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confirmed starting line up

welcome Super Mario

Half time

Liverpool 1-0 Southampton

Alberto Moreno won't feature today

official line up

Liverpool edge off Manchester city in a trilling pre-season encounter which ended 2-2 with two goals from Jovetic, one each from Henderson and Sterling.
Manchester city looked the better side in the first half but Liverpool came firing after Brendan Rogers made some changes to mix things up for the reds.
Great win for the reds as they will face Manchester United on Monday in the final of the International Champions Cup (ICC) hosted by Guinness.


LIVE PLAY BY PLAY PENALTY COMMENTARY:

Well, thanks for joining us for LIVE coverage
of the International Champions Cup. A thoroughly
entertaining game of football. See you again soon!
… - Liverpool looked shaky at the back and a bit
toothless up front early on, but Raheem Sterling
injected life into the Reds' attack and they were
well worth his superb equaliser. Things are looking
very intriguing for next season.
… - Despite their defeat there were some real
positives for Manuel Pellegrini's men. Stevan
Jovetic looked on superb form, while Navas was a
constant threat down the right.
… - It looks like Liverpool will be set to meet
Manchester United in Monday's final after a
wonderful game of football. Penalty practice may
be in Man City's training programme soon,
though.
… - LUCAS SCORES!! LIVERPOOL WIN 3-1!! The
Brazilian slots it low into the right-hand corner to
hand the Reds victory.
… - IHEANACHO SCORES!! City finally on the
scoresheet as the youngster nonchalantly fires it
into the roof of the net down the middle. 2-1 to
Liverpool.
… - HENDERSON SCORES!! Advantage Liverpool
as Henderson hammers it into the left corner with
Hart going the wrong way again. 2-0.
… - NAVAS MISSES!! Mignolet saves superbly low
to his right, diverting it away with a strong wrist.
Stil 1-0 to Liverpool.
… - CAN SCORES!! Finally!! The midfielder coolly
sends Hart the wrong way, putting it into the
bottom right-hand corner. 1-0 to Liverpool.
… - YAYA TOURE MISSES!! Mignolet saves low
with his feet after a poor penalty down the
middle. And it's STILL 0-0!
… - STURRIDGE FIRES OVER AS WELL!!
Unbelievable!! Still 0-0!
… - KOLAROV MISSES!! The defender drills it
over the bar!!

Two Surprisingly Excellent Liverpool XIs Brendan Rodgers Could Pick In 2014/15, With Eight New Signings

Players like Coutinho, Skrtel, Reina, and even Lallana are not guaranteed starting spots next term...


Last term, fans and neutrals alike bemoaned Liverpool's lack of squad options, but next year, they could theoretically put out two different superb starting XIs, if they wrap up their final few transfer targets.

GK) Simon Mignolet & Pepe Reina

It's possible that Liverpool will offload Pepe Reina, who is unlikely to win his spot back in the starting XI from Mignolet, but at the moment, Rodgers has two impressive stoppers to choose from...

DR) Glen Johnson & Jon Flanagan (& Javier Manquillo)

The young Englishman could challenge his older counterpart for a starting spot this season, after being used predominantly at left-back last term. Manquillo is close to finalising a loan move from Atletico Madrid.

DC) Mamadou Sakho & Daniel Agger (& Tiago Ilori)

Rodgers has claimed that Agger is still a key member of his squad, but Sakho is expected to be first-choice after an excellent World Cup with France. Youngster Ilori has also yet to be seen on loan, and could play a part following a decent loan spell at Granada from January this year.

DC) Dejan Lovren & Martin Skrtel

Lovren is close to finalising a £20m move to Anfield, while Skrtel will be competing for a starting spot himself, despite scoring more own goals last season than any player in Europe.

DL) Alberto Moreno & Jose Enrique

Enrique has returned from injury, while Liverpool have been chasing Moreno all summer long. The young Spaniard could eventually arrive at Anfield if the Reds agree to pay Sevilla's £20m asking price.

MC) Steven Gerrard & Emre Can (& Lucas)

Can has arrived this summer for £10m, to provide backup to captain Gerrard in the anchorman role.

MC) Jordan Henderson & Joe Allen

Henderson will be one of the first names on the team sheet next season, after a terrific campaign in 2013/14. Allen can dictate tempo and tick over possession from the outset or from the bench.

AMR) Lazar Markovic & Suso

Markovic has signed for £20m, while young Spaniard Suso has returned from his loan spell at Almeria.

AMC) Raheem Sterling & Coutinho

Both the young starlets were often rotated during Liverpool's title run-in last term, and will be hope to provide even more impact this summer. Not only can they play in the no.10 role, but on either wing - and Coutinho can drop deeper and do a job in the centre of the park as well.

AML) Adam Lallana & Loic Remy (& Jordon Ibe)

Lallana has arrived for £25m, while Frenchman Remy can play either on the left or up top, and is expected to sign for £8.5m after completing a medical. Wonderkid Jordon Ibe also will be in contention for game time, after impressing in pre-season so far.

FC) Daniel Sturridge & Rickie Lambert

Ageing forward Lambert has arrived to support the second top scorer in last season's Premier League, Daniel Sturridge. Both will need to be excellent if LIverpool are not to miss the departed £75m superstar Luis Suarez too much.

source: Liverpoolfc.com

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