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naijaboiy: Also dirty boxer shorts or sagging

I think sagging will take the most attention

MrsBreezy: Nah my bae broke the scale mehn

wow, good for him, I want to be like him when I grow up

MrsBreezy: Haha nah its just me

i'm sure Mr breezy got 110% during his own trial examination

MrsBreezy: Nah if your shoe game is dope it's 20% up... but if you've some cocky attitude it's -100%

Hmmmmmmm, dint know you ladies weigh in percentages, goodness gracious

priscaoge: Hmmmm*Lips Sealed*

sorry, PG18

MrsBreezy: Lol I.think that's pretty high... it's only shoes hehe

that shoe can buy a brand new keke napep, 40% increase atleast

armadeo: Come to think of it. I think seen should create a dustbin section where thread like this should end up.

If you feel low or want to wonder on the IQ of some peeps hit the dustbin section.

seriously

KingTom: They are thinking
1) Are those real?
2) Wow
3) What does she look like under those
4) I wish she'd turn around
5) Wetin I dey look sef?

lol removes his face cap and begins to fan himself

priscaoge: Lol...This is funny! It's not a bad thing. Guys also do that. You don't have to do it in a rude way. The one I hate is when someone is looking @ u constantly,no blinking of an eye,mouth wide open n still want u to know he/she is looking @ u. Even when u look towards their direction,they won't stop looking*I wonder what they are thinking*

guys only look at the behind while she's walking away

MrsBreezy: Then attraction levels increase by 20%

only 20%, that's awful

naijaboiy: Just waiting for the counter thread

probably bad breath or hairy armpit lol

folly65: You are not lying
Especially the female hostels
Very dirty and unkempt

They tend to look neat outside mostly cos of the laws of attraction

Then the lazy girls
Who find it hard to keep their room in order
Scattered clothes
Dirty shoes
Dirty room
Dirty bedspreads
Choi!!
Girls get wahala no be small


But you should keep eyes for neat girls..
Them never finish for naija

this is so true, when I was in school, the female hostel was always a mess, the female matron always punishing the girls for using the toilet and not cleaning up afterwards

martyns303: Thanks for the clarification, a lot of funny folks on NL. Growing up among women is so beautiful, the way they love u, I was threated like a king. Didn't have to bother about clothes cos my wardrobe is always filled up. Funny thing is women seem to know how to dress a guy better than he can dress himself.

very true, all guys in my house though

martyns303: Not everyone is from a dysfunctional family. Looking at ur dp, a lot can be said.

guy calm down na

Clinton594: And you were watching her go into these places right?

feeding his eyes, but its his cousin sha, he should know that

martyns303: 1. She's just over reacting.
2. She's below 23
3. You guys don't have a really close family relationship.

I once went to visit my grandmom, she's ill so there were 5 of my relatives, all females in the house. I was the only guy. They all usually dress up in front of each other, don't know if they forgot a guy is now in the house. They still walk around the house nude. In a day I could be called to scrub 3 of their backs while they are having a shower. Funny thing is, it didn't even feel awkward, strange or weird cos of the close family relationship.

its nice but not all family's that close

KillerBeauty:

my tots exactly, this early Sunday morning,a thread like this #smh

MrsBreezy: Ehm you've to make sure he has nice shoes...

and what if they're nice?

doctorofgirls: loookiing at a guy from shoe to head when they meet a guy for the first time,I observed a girl doing that to my homie lastweek when we where at shoprite lagos, and its like its fast becoming a trend in nigeria

she's trying to weigh the guy in her scale if he's worth it or not, a total material girl if u ask me

Atmmachine: Scammer.
You can't scam Nigerians, they will rather scam the hell outta your head..

This social security number belongs to a woman that resides in San Diego, California

lol that guy is really desperate

abdulwastecx: correct guy... self hate is making us go cracy.
Nigeria women spend more money on long artificial hair than the amount spent
on fruit and education.

people remove melanin in other to conform to society point of view

all make up, nothing natural

abdulwastecx: slave mentality light skin, narrow nose, skim body = world most beautiful

thank u jare, don't mind them, she's just fair, nothing too special, if she was dark we won't be reading this thread. i'm going to use Photoshop to change her complexion, let's see how ebony looks on her

missbronze: U are cheap joor.

u ans shld ve been 'I don hang booth since last yr'.


As the wooer, i expect and demand u do shakara for me. Make the Chase interesting for me.

badt geh

segefx: Alrite.let's chat 7520B468

u see yourself, you wan chop clean mouth abi

MizMyColi: Hey Sweerie



We don flog this matter tire naw.
I see reasons with the guy though.
But he could have put it more sweetly

We ladies aren't as good at handling rejection
You feel me?

saying 'i don hang boot' how 'nicer' can that be

khiaa: LOL... That's bullshyt and childish games, I"m talking about the real deal. *Hey brother my name is Khiaa (smiling ) how are you today? I couldn't help but notice your beautiful smile, bla bla bla (conversation continues) bla bla bla (always smiling). Of course you can have my number, may I have yours (exchanging numbers) thank you,, I'll talk to you soon. Nice meeting you.*

There is nothing cheap or classless about that.

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lol it sounds cute though, but kind of a little desperate, I'll definitely call her but might not take her seriously

khiaa: True True!!

well anyways, i'm glad they have both resolved the issue, I wish them a happy life be it together or apart

khiaa: Most men are not like you say, most men will be flattered, but I guess this is a Nigerian mentality.

well most Nigerian men here have said their mind and you know which side of the coin they represent

missbronze: I wanna woo a guy right now.

Op, dat guy na big F UP.

take time o, we'll open another thread for u, or is it needle you want

guys, this might sound funny but he might be saying the truth, I had a girl like that, not too extreme though, but she will punch and playfully slap me some times, I always retaliate sha, and add some tickles to it lol

Amis: you sure u guys aint talking about the same gurl

my thoughts exactly, they should exchange numbers or bb pin

luigiajah: Officially Exposed.. Even with mah red bar... Tallesty1 nice job.. All these gals wy dy fall our hands.. Even for fine boiz like us...

lol this girl get liver sha, anyways, I've said my bit