CaptainZubi:

Lagos. Can send anywhere.

the method of payment will it be COD?

If its COD then let's discuss.

CaptainZubi:
Cheap deal.

Neat and good as new.

Good and crisps as new.
Comes with the carton
Comes with all accessories.


Whatsapp 0812 476 9437

location?

iLegendd:
I Just Discovered Something

I want to brag and I don't care who gets offended.

I just realized I was born in the greatest local govt. in Nigeria. No other local govt. can compare.

1. Free light
2. Free water
3. Free rivers and pond for fishing = free fish
4. Free primary and secondary education (no school fees)
5. Free scholarship home and abroad (if you're smart)
6. Free farm land to go into agriculture if you're an indigenous person
7. Free land for house — if you're an indigenous person
8. Free palm fruit if you want to go into red oil production
9. And more

After watching videos of how Nigerians are suffering under APC to fuel their gen just to charge their phones, I felt privileged.

In fact, you need connection to get even 10 liters. I just realized how lucky people from my LGA are, yet most of the guys here are rugged and into cultism, fraud, and dru.gs. Some of them live in the bush.

Your place get constant power supply for free for close to 2 decades, yet you live inside bush. 80 percentage of the shops and businesses are owned by Igbo people.

What is wrong with my people?

If you're from this LGA, in Rivers state, and you're poor, you're just lazy. You can't come from a blessed place like this and still be poor.

If you have electric vehicle here, you'll never remember fuel exists.

Even me, once in a while, I get lazy and forget how blessed we are here.

You'll never know what you have until you lose it.

My married cousin called me that he wants to visit me and spend 2 days with a girl that has been disturbing him.

He told her he's married, but she said she doesn't care. She told him to make her a second wife. It's more than 2 days now, but she has refused to go.

Why? Free constant light, free food, free dick, and more.

I never knew having free light is a thing of pride and I dey here dey am less less.

I need to start being proud like my brother Burna Boy. I'm too humble for my liking.

Sex no dey even hungry me else I for tell am make him bring the girl come room make I use d*ck scatter her leg since she no wan go.

That place is called AFAM IN OBIGBO.

I work at afam gas plant fir 6 years .

EreluRoz:
Anything Edo is so so cult. You can hardly see a young Edo man who is not into cultism

I'm not lying, even that slawoomir or whatever he call himself is a suspect .

Fira09 come and defend your people and don't hide

hahahahahahahahaha, slowoomir is coming for you just as Israel is going after Hamas.

I don laf taya.

You made my day bro

Moshybear:
Thanks very much. I appreciate

Can I tell you something?

Your husband who reside out of the shores of this country looking for you to marry and take you out of this country.

You destiny is bright that's why Satan is bringing this thought of regret to you now. The moment you miss it now, you have missed it forever.

Stand firm because "at the break of dawn the night 🌙 becomes darker"

God loves ❤️ you.

Nukilia:
When the politicians are done with this country, Nigerians themselves will deal with them.

You cannot be paying workers in NNPC for producing nothing.
These people should all bee fired and the refineries sold to Aramco.

Aramco, did they want to buy the refinery?

You get what you want and you want what you get.

Why complaining??

allthingsgood:


Story
Sometimes there is no reason. They will just say no to everybody that day.

you are right.

Some days they'll give to 6 people and the rest will be denied.

Other days they'll give to almost everybody except few.

LAXconfidential:
Obi as a governor built that sch and handed it over to the church. He did so with a lot of hospitals and clinics. Reno is just giving flimsy excuses. How much are his services worth that he wants to give someone 10k dolls? Someone that is still owing my boss for a job we did for him in 2022

owing your boss?

Abeg give us the details of the job make we drag am for Internet joor.

GanagiBitrus:
Just scrap FRSC.
They constitute Nuisance to most motorists.

what about VIOs?

joseph1832:


Na real sauce of the news.

I'm telling you, even with this, many families won't listen. You'll start hearing lamentation upon lamentation like "shey when I fvck my wife dem dey Derek, wey dem dey talk say make we no collect bribe price" or "na when e reach my turn to collect their own, after dem collect for my own, nahim dem come dey talk say, no more bride price? Tufiakwa" etc. All this in their nature dialect of course. Lol.

Similar thing happen when I was staying in Otukpo. The Ochedoma gave strict warning that families should stop making bride price expensive etc. He even made sure the village chieves,, actually try to enforce it. It was in my presence, I saw when the villagers actually chased a village chief away, for trying to enforce it. The dude had to leave his vehicle and ran away, if not, dem for beat shege comot for him body.

Which part of otukpo?
Guy, I don’t believe you. Beside which chief did they chased?

Psoul:
No one in Tiv land should give you a list to buy items in the name of traditional marriage, that borrowed culture is hereby abolished by Tiv traditional area council
(IJIR TAMEN)

all you need is.
1 - N100,000.00 highest amount and it can be less.

2 - Go with at least three elders
.
3 - meet with the bride parents and tell them of your marriage intention, let them call their daughter and ask, if she says yes, then you give them N100,000.00 and take your wife home

4 - No more party at bride house, you will only take her and do the celebration at your home.

Gboko here I come to marry my friend Mimidoo that work with sora International school.

Thank God for Tiv traditional council o.

chatinent:


Is Otupko Idoma? I think Idoma are the people that really cares for the state...cos I don't understand the Tiv very well..

Otukpo is idoma area and the capital of the entire idoma nation.

They wanted to install sadauna of otukpo in benue and the idoma people kicked against it immediately and it never worked nor see the light of the day.

Edo people you guys can do so fiercely.

As I stand with Israel 🇮🇱, so I stand with Edo people.

Astra101:
Even Mosdii... We miss him now that there paternity frauds everywhere.

Mosdii Nigerian girls Don deal with am. Lol

Cyril Stobber.

Hope I spell it write.

jeromestarks:

Good.
Oya, do the right thing so that the gods of the land will be pleased with you.

oya, kom eat rice. But no meat dey o.

Stewart883:
The OP is actually saying the truth. I personally dated an ivorian lady for over 5 years. Mehn those women are very beautiful and very real. I should have married her although something happened sha.

what happened?

jeromestarks:

You dey share rice for my community and you no invite me?
You dey ment nii?

am guilty as charged. Hahahahaha

Bliztzer:


No vex. Na mistake

I understand. How u dey?
Come eat rice and plantain.

immortalcrown:
The "slapper" and the "slappee" are not compatible. Case closed.

hahahahaha u no well. You made my day 💕 ❤️

Bliztzer:


Yeah! You sabi flatter and you no honest. Tell us why u no like 27yr old lady. No be the age dey put you off, na some thing you re not willing to tell us.

lol.

No be me bi the op na?

Quality20:
The major and probably only reason why southern guys many successfully date northern ladies is the fact that these girls cant n will never tolerate guys touching and rubbing their bodies during dating. Another whenever reason is fornication or premarital sex; yes, these girls may not be saints but it is true that our Hausa Fulani girls find premarital sex very irreligious and disgusting.
So guys, don't misjudge our northern ladies, whenever u find it difficult getting considered by them, just simply learn and adjust. its also important for u guys to know that northern ladies are very shy decent and abhor indecencies so much.

Just as Iran 🇮🇷 dey disagree with Israel 🇮🇱 na him I disagree with you.


No be this north wey we dey so? Wetin u write up there na capital LIE.

jeromestarks:

You don't know what I'm talking about.

what are you talking about??

AngelicDamsel:
You expect a graduate, working in Nigeria to be 18?

While reading I was expecting an evening newspaper but when I saw 27, I knew this post was a joke!

don't mind op.

fuckJones:
One of the Major Shortest War in the History.

Six-Day War ⬇️

Participants

Israel 🇮🇱

Vs

Egypt 🇪🇬
Syria 🇸🇾
Jordan 🇯🇴
Iraq 🇮🇶
Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦
Kuwait 🇰🇼

Minor involvement:
Lebanon 🇱🇧
Pakistan 🇵🇰

Result: Israeli victory 🇮🇱

Territorial changes:

🇮🇱 Israel captured the Golan Heights from Syria 🇸🇾.
🇮🇱 Israel took control of the West Bank and East Jerusalem from Jordan 🇯🇴.
🇮🇱 Israel captured the Sinai Peninsula from Egypt 🇪🇬.
🇮🇱 Israel gained control of the Gaza Strip from Egypt 🇪🇬.

That's fact on the marble.

DeltaBachelor:
Stop Jonsing even with your moniker. I never asked you Oga

we no dey fight na.

Just bribe with 7 bushfish 🐟 and I go press button for u.

😅🤣😅🤣😅

DeltaBachelor:
Thanks. You too. Can I ask if you're married or in a relationship ?

She's married and in a relationship too. 🤣😅🤣😅😅🤣

No gree for anybody na him d goat dey do. 😅🤣😅🤣

Righteousness2:


Of Course! Iran's Busher Nuclear plant today is right in Elam

Then Israel will destroy the nuclear plant. Destroying it has been the target of Israel 🇮🇱 and the west.

Floky215:


Ghana keh..?

Illiterate boko small small boys and fulani bandits with just only AK Rifles, GPMGs, RPGs and few technicals have been given your army sleepless night and bloody nose for the past thirteen years with no end in sight and you are talking about invading Ghana..!! You want us all to run away and abandon Nigeria for Ghana people?

if Nigerian government want boko haram and bandits to end the have the capability to do so.

In war, within you don't use your sophisticated weapons base on Geneva convention.

Apart from that, someone somewhere is benefiting from the war that's why you see it lingers on.