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Music/Radio / Re: Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 8:02pm On Nov 08, 2007
BREAKING NEW

JOO CHET TODAY STILL REMAIN THE KING OF NAIRA LAND

THE CONTEST IS OVER DONT BORDER COZ I MURDER
LIKE SUB -ZERO
IM 100% THE KING
SO DONT HATE
PEACE OUT grin grin grin grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 7:40pm On Nov 08, 2007
@ BERSERKER
berserker:

you guys need to get a life
YOU FIRST NEED TO TAKE A BOLD STEP
AND GET A LIFE 4 UR SELF
JOKER BOY shocked tongue lipsrsealed HEAR HOW UR NAME SOUND LIKE DOG SHIT

IF U HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT COME HALLA AT THE KING JOO CHET
Sports / Re: Liverpool 8 Vs Besiktas 0 by joochet: 7:31pm On Nov 08, 2007
UP LIVERPOOL WE NEVER WALK ALONE
WE ALWAYZ COME BACK ON TRACK
OUR HOPE IS NOT YET DEAD
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 3:33pm On Nov 02, 2007
who can battle the
KING joo chet

bring it on 
im  waitin  smiley
Romance / Re: Everyday Seeing Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend by joochet: 3:10pm On Nov 02, 2007
who can battle the
KING joo chet

bring it on 
im  waitin  smiley
Music/Radio / Re: **~~d'banj Wins Best African Act-mtv European Music Awards :o :o by joochet: 1:32pm On Nov 02, 2007
BIG UP D'BANJ
U DESERVE THIS AWARD MAN
UR HAVE PROVE THAT U ARE ONE OF THE BEST AFRICA CAN OFFER

ALL HATERZ CAN BURN NOW TO BLAZES
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 1:22pm On Nov 02, 2007
BOLAJI VS KRESS

bring it on
is the chamical battle

use ur chemicals to to battle each other
u know keep it Fly
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 2:41pm On Oct 31, 2007
bolajibaok:

thanks world best , he obviously can't fly in star wars,
with just 17posts he running his mouth like he got elipilepsy
take a look at my name in the thread star wars and see the level of fracas i single handedly caused!
@ bolaji
you just never learn
one of my post is beta
than all u ever posted fish brain
like u
don't tell me about star warz
u are a total sale out
to the whole trend

the KING JOO CHET
now have style for sale
come buy some
it will help you to step-up Ur game
Di*k head bolaji-block head

you gat nothing on  embarassed
so never push the blame on me
4 ur Wack ass line

beta know
im the KING with much chemical reaction
i made u look
so u could a glance of the action
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 5:17pm On Oct 30, 2007
[center]@bolaji

the best advise i have for you
grow up and stop acting like my 3 years old nephew
i see u still bleeding off the pain i put on u
Ur already dead to boy
I'm way above your class

don't forget the name the KING of kings of rap
the N KING JOO CHET
i taught sauce kid how to REP
he took my advice and deed
i think have told you I'm Mr deed
beta REP b4 u get raved

im feed-up of x'ing u bolaji
i gat the chemical reaction so back up
b4 u melt
i own the H2O formula
i will continue to be ahead of you
till no life is found in you
i leave you breathless murder you bit by bit
till you get beta  grin

[/center]
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 4:36pm On Oct 30, 2007
[center]@ THE WHOLE STAR WARZ TREND

U KNOW I'M HOT LYK FIRE
so don't fear/ i put the temperature rising 
i come at u all like tea st of virus
hack tii'pt i spit on Ur faces shocked 
if u gat style come halla at KING JOO CHET
if u gat trouble with that
be bold and slit wat u gat
the KING is in control
i run naira land
i bring the fellowship

N king is here[/center]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool 6 Derby 0 by joochet: 3:22pm On Oct 30, 2007
[center]LIVERPOOL 4 LIFE
thng are not that bad at the moment
with the nomorous drew game
we just need few win to be om top of the table again

peace 4 all liverpool fanS
WE NEVER WALK ALONE [/center]
Music/Radio / Re: Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 2:31pm On Oct 30, 2007
@jerrymania
jerrymania:

OMG Wackness at its peak.

if i tell u boy to define wack in a sentence
i bet u cant
Ur IQ too low for my likin

Ur just a maniac
a menest to the society
u cant just flow
R*E*P
the KING JOO CHET
I'm the KING of kings
4 all Dem rapper

i see clearly ur a wackStar.
if you don't know now you know
sorry i talk about ur wackness
take 5 wack*r wanko like you
a self-servicer like u  ha haa ha tongue
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 2:09pm On Oct 30, 2007
@ Dr hydro
nice topic i hope gees will come

[center]n have a chemical reaction
i take u first
if u have gods to the battle with the KING JOO CHET
i bet u cant contest with the best of the best
if im done with u
i leave u soo freez
u have to fight cold

let me bring Hybrid here with his whack line
suace kid will tell you what i did with him
i pin him down he had to R*E*P the KING
JOO>CHET
let me not scare u im so strick i let a chemical reaction like say shocked
im a man full with action

i m gonna leave you speechless 
halla back$$$$$$$$ King JOO CHET waiting to weep ur ass dog sh*t
  [/center]
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 1:22pm On Oct 26, 2007
@ Bolajobaok
bolajibaok:

@SIMMY
SIMMY YOU ARE VERY CORRECT, ALL THIS WANSKTAS ARE SO WACK .BUT IF You THINK You R NOT LIKE THEM THEN ACCEPT MY IV FOR A STRAIGHT BATTLE . YES OR NO ?

@ZEPPHYR
THE MOST ANNOYING ONE IS THE REF ZEPPHYR WHO IS SCARED OF MY PERSONALITY
HE SAID I WAS RUDE, I HAVE TO RE-EMPHASIZE, MOST RAPPERS ARE RUDE!PUNK
You KNOW WHY You MIGHT JUST GET SHOT? because EVEN AFTER MY APOLOGY AND RESIGNATION TO FOLLOW THE RULES, YOU STILL KEEP BEEFING ME. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT GETS NIGGAS SHOT! BE CAREFUL.

@ALEXPISSU
I KNOW You HATE ME COS I ONCE DEFEATED You, SO EATS MORE BEEF AND KEEP THE BEEF COMING AT ME

@JOO CHET
SAUCEKID IS A CONTRADICTORY ASSWIPE.HE DECLINES AND THEN ACCEPTS , CANT You SEE HIS A CHAMELOEN? HE FIRST SAID You SHLD SPIT UR NURSERY RHYMES WITH BOLAJI NOW HE WANTS TO BATTLE You. COME TO THINK OF IT CAN JOO CHET REALLY BATTLE BOLAJI?
JOO CHET You CAN ACCEPT MY IV IF You ARE MAN ENUFF THOUGH? ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

@AFROCYNIC
You WERE ONCE KNOWN TO BE AN INDEPENDENT LADY WITH AN INDEPENDENT MIND AND
I KNOW You REALLY WANNA BATTLE ME, THEN ACCEPT MY IV FOR A BATTLE IF UR PUB PERIOD IS OVER ! IGNORE THE BAISED REF ZEPHHYR AND BE A WOMAN OF UR OWN WORDS ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

GBADE-X OR WORDSMITH
OUT OF CURIOSITY?IS GBADE WORDSMITH? I DESTROYED HIM B4 SO KEEP LAYING LOW !

@MALLTHUIS
I DONT THINK You GOT 3 BARS , ZEPHHYR IS A BAISED GOAT WHO DASHES BARS TO THOSE HE LIKES. IF You R MAN ENUFF ACCEPT MY SOUL REAVING IV OR You MAY CHOOSE THE ZEPPHYR FOLLOW FOLLOW SYNDROME JUST LIKE THE REST OF EM.
ACCEPT YES OR NO ?

@PADDY _LO
ZEPPHYR IS A COMPLETE PICTURE OF THE WORD IGNORAMUS AND BIASE
HE NEVER ANALYSES LYRICS,LINES OR PUNCHLINES, HE JUST SAYS You WIN ,You LOSE
AND THIS DUMBASSES ACCEPT WHATEVER HE SAYS , NO WONDER THE FOLLOW FOLLOW SYNDROME GOT THEM ALL ANSWERING FOOL TO ZEPHYRR

P.S :COMPARING LINES AND PUNCHES , PADDY_LO MURDERED THAT WANKSTA.

@ANY OTHER BRAVE SOULS HERE
ANYONE GOT THE BALLS TO BATTLE ME, MY NAME IS BOLAJI , A RAPPING TERRORIST!
THEN STATE UR CASE AGAINST ME NOW !

@BOLAJIBAOK

U WAN BATTLE I WILL LEAVE UR ASS
STRAIGHT ON A STRETCHER
U WISH U NEVER KNOW ME

I'M THE MYSTERIOUS KING JOO CHET
U BETA REP B4 UR SOUL WILL BE RAVED
TO ME UR ARE A DEATH NIGGA ALREADY
B4 I SLIT THE NEXT BAR

IF U REP I MYTH CONSIDER TO BRING BACK TO LIFE
BETA NOW NOW I'M THE BEST
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 12:53pm On Oct 26, 2007
@ sauce kid

i can see shocked u just can't resist to thieve my line
OK
i now u feelin the NAIRA KING
       JOO CHET
I'm the BOSS u punk ass nigga
u are not just it

u copy me to be creative  haa ha haa embarassed
i see Ur sad  p***y looking face
sleepin kid
u envy my style I'm way 2 good
make a research on Terabyte
u will see
I'm the system naira land can't afford to lose
the KING JOO CHET

take this rudiment's N ponder on this haa ha ha undecided
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 4:13pm On Oct 25, 2007
@ sauce

i told u to reminisce
u deed
ur flow is so dumb with nothing to write home about
u be living in doom soon be4 i finish with u
im mr deed sorry boy

I'm lyke the devil n ur mind
ur most believe this
put word in ur mind with out
NO reason

throw back rhymez at u
u cant just imagine
u sound lyke my shit last nite
u stink so bad
that the system have to start screaming error

ur whole life is full of error
just accept my offer

respect the KING JOO CHET
if u have problem with that
make a proper proposal
i will alwayz be be their to sign
and leave u speech less

I'm the BOSS now in naira land
so don't hate
I'm the best thing
that ever happen in naira land
u all now try contest

i can write a whole scroll ur mouse will confest
my key word are beta than ur rap dream
i don't main to sound so main

i now ur IQ is so low
u beta get a dictionary by ur side

I'm the i'lless u beta get use to the name KING JOO CHET
I'm that V>I<P
that feast on fresh blood

u beta jack be 4 u contest with the king
coz i  leave now with a knife on ur chest
if u don't know how to REP
i bet
i will teach u how

i guest i skool u now

SO U ALL CAN NOW BRING IT ON!!! i alwayz score HIGH
Music/Radio / Re: Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 2:01pm On Oct 25, 2007
U ALL NEED TO STEP UPU GAME

WE JUST HAVE TWO WEEK GOO

15 DAYS GONE 15 DAYZ REMAINING

SO BRING IT ON LIKE I ALWAYZ SAY

THE BEST WILL WILL BE CROWN 4 THE WHOLE OF NAIRA LAND MUSIC FAN SEE AND ALWAY REP THE NEW KING

**********************************BRING IT ON NOW***************************************
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 1:32pm On Oct 25, 2007
@ sauce kid

u gat rhyme lyke
the dead sea boy
JOO CHET is ur god u better rep
b4 u get freezed I'm living u lockdown
in maximum security in naira land

u just don't have battle skill boy
come i gat job offer for u as my house boy
u are that kind that stays in ur mama house
for 40yr

i bring the best naira-land have to offer
check it out
if u want 2 be the best
u have 2 start by shining my shoes
so i can make u shine lyke other

i see u soo scared
the way i tare up
if ur chic dare hear ur wick ass line
she will leave u straight up 2 another arms
if u have one haa haa ha

Boyz lyke u sound like fagz
i cant call suace kid i see ur I Q is too love
u beta change ur name to something lyke
sleepin ki
im sorry4 ur sorry ass nigga

just take this and reminisce
I'm
that naira KING i punish lyke the punsher hope u know
i have no mercy

u want more lyric check out ;;;;;;;;;;;;;
COME TRY THE BEST (LYRICS COMBAT) 4 30 DAY LIVE ON NAIRA LAND CONTEST
Music/Radio / Re: Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 1:02pm On Oct 24, 2007
LET ME BREAK IT DOWN LIKE THIS

JUST GIVE ME THE MIC
u go see JOO CHET
im bouncin to this
i take a piece
make a master-pice

i page u up and down
pin u back and front
u rate me number #1

i slit classic something massive
u wan see a maskorat
come to naira land

JOO CHET be the KING
in naira land
no need to ask
cos im that nightmare
that kick u all on ur ****

i rate ur punch
thats why am the KING
u so scar'd
that u cant bust
4 one minute

that kid suace never no what he really want
always on ponosite
never having new lines to slit 2 bad now am on top

bolajibaok i need to take u back to class 1
2 help u step up ur game
coz u ent gat smile at all
dont see me like a KING that sound rode
im an tryin to help with some rodument my boy

Alexpissu u really sound like pussy
with ur wickassline i see u sound like cricket
u need stay home under ur blanket
thinkin of akpo n garri haa haa haa

Kronkykay i weep ur head boy
never ever sound like me
coz im that hip pop teacher
make i give ur all lesson
go write me lines about Usama
i guest u cant
ur too retarted 4 my likin
dont piis me out
i'll leave ur ass on ash pan

mailmac never post here coz ur time out
Romance / Re: Your Childhood Crush? by joochet: 3:00pm On Oct 19, 2007
Well yeah! i actually had this really GIGANTIC
crush on one of my school teachers but that was wayback in primary school.
i was always looking 4 excuses to take a class problem or 2 just report someone.
any way that was along time ago. i now just think of it and laugh.
growing up was indeed fun.
if given a chance again to grow i will MOST DEF change my my idea of what a crush should be that's all.  


note this is a friend's xperience
Music/Radio / Re: Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 2:26pm On Oct 18, 2007
U JUST DONT GET IT
U JUST HAVE TO WRITE THE BEST LYRIC U HAVE
THEN U WILL BE CROWN THE BEST AFTER 30 DAY
SO GET POSTING
TO FIND OUT HTE BEST IN NAIRA LAND
GROUP OF PROFESSIONAL WILL HAVE TO SCREEN THE BEST LYRICS WRITER IN NAIRALAND
SO GET STARTED N DO IT RIGHT
Music/Radio / Come Try The Best (lyrics Combat) 4 30 Days Live On Naira Land Contest| by joochet: 4:31pm On Oct 10, 2007
IF U CAN COMBAT WITH LYRICS THROW ON ON ON
COZ THE TIME TO PROVE THAT IS NOW
FOR 30 DAY AND 30 NIGHT
BE BRAVE AND WRITE THE BEST LYRIC AND BE CROWNED THE BEST LYRICS COMBAT KING



Take time to realize,
That your warmth is. Crashing down on in.
Take time to realize,
That I am on your side
Didn’t I, Didn’t I tell you.

But I can’t spell it out for you,
No it’s never gonna be that simple
No I cant spell it out for you

JOO CHET ON THE CHEST

If you just realize what I just realized,
Then we’d be perfect for each other
And will never find another
Just realized what I just realized
We’d never have to wonder if
We missed out on each other now.

Take time to realize
Oh-oh I’m on your side
DONT FORGET  THE NAME JOO CHET
Didn’t I, didn’t I tell you.
Take time to realize
This all can pass you by,  Didn’t I tell you

But I can’t spell it out for you,
No its never gonna be that simple
No I can’t spell it out for you.

If you just realized what I just realized
Then we’d be perfect for each other
Then we’d never find another
Just realized what I just realized
We’d never have to wonder if
We missed out on each other now.

It’s not always the same
No it’s never the same
If you don’t feel it to.
If you meet me half way
If you would meet me half way.
It could be the same for you.

If you just realized what I just realized
Then we’d be perfect for each other
Then we’d never find another
Just realized what I just realized
We’d never have to wonder
Just realized what I just realized

OoOoOOo
NAIRA KING JOO CHET
Nairaland / General / Re: Tu-face Idibia Shot At Again! by joochet: 10:00am On Oct 10, 2007
HE JUST HAVE TO MOVE TO ABUJA
TO BE SAVE IN NIAJA
4 NOW U CANT JUST DO ANY HOW IN ABJ

GET WELL SOON ALL UR CHIKS ARE WAITIN

HOME BOY ARE NOT HAPPY COZ IT WILL BE BAD AND GET BADDER WITHOUT 2FACE IN THE MUSIK INDUSTRY

ALL 2FACE LOVERS ARE WISHING HIM QUICK RECOVERY.

Sports / Re: What Do You Think About Chelsea At The Moment? by joochet: 9:15pm On Sep 23, 2007
below [b[flash=200,200]http://]LIVERPOOL[/flash][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000] [/b] THIS SEASON so so bad today after the trashing by man united

i guess chelsea fans will soon start tirin n burninn there J cies   Mourinho is gone now for good
Sports / Re: What Do You Think About Chelsea At The Moment? by joochet: 9:04pm On Sep 23, 2007
:p :p

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