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Music/Radio / Capitol Record Is Taking Over The Nigerian Music Biz by joochet: 10:30am On Jun 23, 2009
music Biz is money now!!!
Music Business / Re: New Record Label: Searching For Talented Nigerians by joochet: 10:32am On Apr 22, 2008
oh young digi
im so frustrated
i really need a record deal can you be my manager or something i can pay you
im so so frustrated at the moment help me get a deal quick!!!!
wack ass nigga
Music Business / Re: New Record Label: Searching For Talented Nigerians by joochet: 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2008
young digi
u still here haash tup
the thread is full with young stars
how many pple have u given a deal
go get one for ur self let's see first!
and stop misleading all the young starz like u.
Music/Radio / Re: Do Me I Do You Thats The Game! by joochet: 12:40am On Mar 12, 2008
bj u want some doing
i do u yeepy!
Music/Radio / Re: Do Me I Do You Thats The Game! by joochet: 12:35am On Mar 12, 2008
jesus works
is that all u gat
make some brain chic
oh i forgot
u retarded  ha ha
sori
more of do me i do u comin yeepy!!
Music/Radio / Do Me I Do You Thats The Game! by joochet: 12:13am On Mar 12, 2008
CAN U RHYME
BRING IT ON!!!!

CAN U BATTLE
BRING IT ON!!!!!!

CAN U BEEF
BRING IT ON!!!!!

WAT EVA U CAN DO
BRING IT ON!!!!!!

IS DO ME DO U
THE NEW GAME FROM THE KING!!!!
U ALL REMEMBER ME

SO let the game begin
Music/Radio / Re: 2007 Nairaland Music/radio Awards by joochet: 9:29pm On Mar 05, 2008
[list]
[li]FINISH HIM D grin grin grin grin
KING JOO-CHET IS WATCHING cool
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[li][/li]
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Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Gangtaz Who Want's 2 Win ! by joochet: 12:18pm On Feb 12, 2008
@ jerrymania
too bad u are no ganzta
i can know see the the b*tch in u


halla back dumb head
if u hav the godz btch
Rap Battles / Joochet Vs Nairaland by joochet: 1:55pm On Feb 01, 2008

[center]BRING IT ON !!! ME AGIANTS THE WHOLE NAIRA LAND
I BET I WILL TAKE ON U ALL ONE BY ONE
IM WAITIN,
THIS IS ME AGAINTS THE WORLD!!!!!!![/center]
Music/Radio / Re: Nigerian Musicians That Have The Music Sense by joochet: 3:24pm On Jan 16, 2008
@u all
don,t know wat u are doing
song thatmake sense
just try n look 4 a gospel thread
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 5:11pm On Jan 15, 2008
[center]
THE KING IS BACK

You ALL SHOULD SING A WELCOME BACK SONG

4 THE KING JOO CHET Ha h haha



You LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM
[/center]
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 11:49am On Dec 04, 2007
that boy passworded is not just safe
i told you is scary-boy so you marvel
u can't contest again is game over!!!!!
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 12:02pm On Dec 03, 2007
[b]@ passworded

passworded I'm gonna make you pack ship,
get pissed off, I'm sure you won't pass this
beta know my dictionary is cautionary - fiction's so scary
so don't hate
the king joo Chet or whatever u call it
derelicts who bring beef, I know heavy-weights who fix teeth
you are that toothless dog who is still learning to rhyme
I'm the Don that is riding on top
like i always say!!! i will hit you were it hurts
my ride just passed and passworded is been crushed on
Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007
-Joo Chet is the best so don't cheat
i do all this with no stress
the king still have more region to claim
i let the time do the talking,"My rhymes are like shot clocks,
having a fool like u knocking,tracking and you, need no password to find the exit
i still pay the bills naira note you know!
get this
you are dead gone boy!!

you picking the wrong time, stepping to me when I'm in my rule
like Optimus, Transforming, 2"king joo Chet
i lock you down here living in the dark looking 4 the next dark angel
it's now looking scary, it's now clear you are not safe here"passworded my ass"
you will never get to see the light!!!
i see you making joke 4 nothing
it is fun when ever you see me laf
Phased from your original plan, you deviated, I alleviated the pain, with a long-term goal
listen to that - stick in your back - hit you so fast[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 6:20pm On Nov 29, 2007
[b]@ Dredie

as 4 the king i see u dead
you are dead gone from naira land
hope u know that
ur name sound dead
i make you lick ass
I'm sure u stink
i see fear in you
you think i am Binladin
I'm a king that have so many soldiers
u just have Ur self a hero
check the mirror
u find I'm the greatest
i hit you so hard u find Ur ghost with bruses
I'm all so known as the king of kung-fu

u just a dead money tryin to leave under the shadow of naira land
picture me 4 your death
i see u cant forget
the king who smack

i will let ur soul rest in peace
not in perfect peace
till i see u pieced out
im the brain to the game
put ur lyric to test
im the future
im the begining and the end so i made u
u beta Rep the king or i will xpose u

my pen bleeds u already dead wit it
hate me or leave it
u are sure dead Dredie[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 4:34pm On Nov 29, 2007
[b]@Jayon

Hope u know the saying
"an empty vessel makes the loudest noise"
i have a Lil-dose that will leave Ur ass in the Kenyon
u will be living in silence
u making too much noise
just hush
and watch the king rule this thread
i love it when i step on empty guyz like you
i bring lovely sound to naira land
i step on you like lion king
joo- Chet be the don
when I'm done with you 
I'm the 12th wise man that came in 2*0*0*7
i be the king that will make your wish come throw
and still wrap your ass in jail
I'm so bad that i make you eat dog shit
i have little time just to knock you out
I'm doing this all 4 fun
i enjoy it when i see you bleed
i will be you worst nite mare
I'm having soldierz, night  and bishop
my queen stands by my side
now u see how i kill my enemies like the game of chess
i can't die i only multiply
let me give u a chorus 4 u to rehaz

chorus 4 u
jay-on
the boy in the Kenyon
hi yo
do you feel this wack-ass
2morrow i will be splitting in the jail ha ha-ha 2x

the king just saved you like R-kelly
grin[/b]
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 6:16pm On Nov 28, 2007
DR Hydro

please I'm writtin this 4 you to fix delileg
i don't now Wat is wrong wit that guy
is it his legz or he is retarded i don't know
pls tell u can you are the only doctor here in nairaland
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 6:08pm On Nov 28, 2007
:p :-x embarassed
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 5:42pm On Nov 28, 2007
@ deli leg

[b]Wat do you now about name
king joo Chet
is the king of king in naira land
so don't hate
i saw Ur lazy ass line
that has no sense
any time u want to address the king 
try to make sense at less

beta now I'm like the devil (!!! believe the king!!!)
i put words in you mind without no reason
you sure stink
i guess you have a dead chicken leg (deli-leg)

beta now I'm tyrabyte
some thing more than gigabytes
I'm that system you work on
shit head
you just use your leg 2day to match shit
that why u like the word shit.
so now eat shit
i gat lots of them in my suckaway
i have just flush you out from naira land

i break code so u beta rep
my style so ill
I'm sure gonna make you get sick
to the stage you throw-up

you that f*ckin guy
because of your wackness your chic had to leave you
i saw you knees on the ground begin 4 1 more chance
also in naira land u still begin 4 a chance
to slit your jackass lines
to bad no chance 4 u boy

i can imagine the state of your mind will be madness
your weakness is of concern
go see a doctor
thank God naira land have a doctor
go see doctor hydro may be he can fix you[/b]
punk head take this as your meal for the day
don't hate
the king is doing this only for fun[/b]

u are my prey
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 6:43pm On Nov 23, 2007
with King joo chet
         in

group E
Delilegs
Drepie
Jayon

u all are sure dead no fear
i will step on u all one by one
cool
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 4:37pm On Nov 22, 2007
@ jerry monky

The king is here 2 stay
so don't hate.
I'm about to 2 lock u down in maximum security
here in nairaland
i wheep Ur ass boy

u gat no style let me teach u a lilbit
I'm the defination of hip hop
if u don't know,
now u know

i gave u the chemical dose of Ur night mare
so now u hate the King 4 Wat he sayz '2 bad'
I'm full with mercy so i let u breath
if u have problem wit this
my toy soldierz will see 2 that ha haa ha aha grin shocked cry
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 10:45am On Nov 19, 2007
i can now see ur defination of time
beta know the chemical King Joo chet rules
the sci-fi u ever dream of
u have nothing on me
that's why they say the king is so fresh tongue tongue smiley
just smile 4 me opps
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 10:36am On Nov 19, 2007
For God sake let's make this happen

im still waitin
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 10:30am On Nov 19, 2007
@ jerrymania
jerrymania:

Stupid punk. Its now u coming on since two decades,because u just got a free N100 for one hour speed browsing in a cafe!
u know every time the king is arround punk head like u halla
im way so above N100 browsing u can't contest with time
the king own's the time so don't border peace out one love man!!! cheesy cheesy joo chet is back
Music/Radio / Re: ***rap**** Gladiator**** by joochet: 10:13am On Nov 19, 2007
are there no gladiatorz in naira land again
bring it on let the battle begin
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 10:06am On Nov 19, 2007
get a little piss out with the king

know it im the
KING JOO CHET that RULE Nairaland thrend undecided
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 6:12pm On Nov 16, 2007
let the show begin
im dead waitin
Rap Battles / Re: Nairaland Battle Rap World Cup 2007 FINALS .QUARTER FINAL MATCHES.. A MUST READ by joochet: 3:30pm On Nov 13, 2007
ENTRY NUMBER 2

JOO CHET


@ BOLAJIBOAK
THIS MORE REAL THAN STAR WARZ NOW
WE NEED THE REALIZ
Music/Radio / Re: ***rap**** Gladiator**** by joochet: 5:51pm On Nov 09, 2007
@jerrymania
you are so wack
you will be the first to bleed here
     !!!!!!!!!!!!![/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
throw you best punch
if you gat go-ds

Jerry VS KING JOOchet
you are my first prey
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 5:35pm On Nov 09, 2007
@ mailmalc
the fear of me is the beginning of wisdom
a punk head dude

i already put your lyric to test
you cant see me
coz my time is know

so know i permit you to bring wat you gat
i stand tall lyk Sky scrapper
I'm so hard lyk the Rock
I'm never shaking
i bet you you i will shake you
you will wish you're never born
d**k head
know leave speechless cool lipsrsealed embarassed lipsrsealed

if u have prob with this
i say you beta REP
Music/Radio / ***rap**** Gladiator**** by joochet: 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2007
THE RAP GLADIATORS

THIS IS THE CHANCE FOR YOU GEE'S TO FEAST ON YOUR PREYS

COZ IS GOING TO BE BLOODY- !!!! IN HERE

YOU BRING WHO EVER YOU WANT TO MURDER

MOVE THAT BRINGS DOWN YOUR PREY HELPLESS

FINISH HIM******THAT IS WAT WE SAY[/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]
Rap Battles / Re: "Star Warz" - Scores To Settle by joochet: 2:25pm On Nov 09, 2007
@mailmalc

u think u are good

I'm sure u cant contest with the best
i put Ur lyrics to test
the KING is here

u you have go-dz

KING JOO CHET VS MAILMALC
Music/Radio / Re: ****the Chemical Battle***** by joochet: 1:48pm On Nov 09, 2007
@TwizD

u better REP the king
b4 i leave u in R*I*P
the real C*I*D
I'm the DIG
I'm tired of all Junk like u
that never have some thing good to say
to bad I'm ahead of u
No  stress
u only have to rep KING JOO CHET
coz i affect the rest

beta know I'm the best naira land have to offer
if you still have problem this
halla back at me
you punk heads
I'm the chemical master i bring the masterpiece
put this in your mind 
the next time you address me remember to start with KING

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