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Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Ranks Himself As The Greatest U.S. President (photo) by JordanMichael(m): 6:52am On Aug 30
Bush has never been American president huh huh
Saturnalia:
I am surprised the George Bush senior and junior were not on the list.

Ani Trump ti ya wayray Seh!
Crime › Re: How Friend Deceived Me To Sell My Kidney, Bought Phones With Payment — Victim by JordanMichael(m): 6:27am On Aug 30
One of the reasons you should follow #Verydarkman on Facebook
He was paid 7m naira
Muyiwaipere:
Abeg how much them give you first ?
Crime › Re: Ghana Police Arrest Nigerian Over Foiled Bank Robbery In Accra; Two Killed (pix) by JordanMichael(m): 11:52am On Aug 14
ALWAYS MAKING THE WORLD THINK NIGERIANS ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE
KUDOS TO THE GHANIAN POLICE
Car Talk › Re: My Experience Driving Interstate In An Electric Car by JordanMichael(m): 6:00pm On Jul 30
CHAI IT IS WELL grin
omophunky:
lf I see that it has to be erroneous transfer, and I no wan go jail for wetin I know.
Jokes Etc › Re: Police And Soldier by JordanMichael(m): 4:58pm On Jul 30
LAWLESS KONTREE
EVERYONE ABUSING POWER
Sports › Re: Entire Ethiopian Football Team Vanishes In Sweden After Youth Tournament by JordanMichael(m): 2:28pm On Jul 30
We are really imprisoned in Africa embarassed
Blunt99:
That tells the state of Africa.

And how the people have been enduring, until they find an escape opportunity.

That is what prisoners do when they find an escape opportunity.
Romance › Re: Man Shocked As Graduating Student Turns Down His Public Proposal by JordanMichael(m): 2:19pm On Jul 30
Sponsored her education, kneel to propose, got side hug, got slapped grin More reasons we have mad people roaming the street
Islam › Re: Islam For Muslims: Side Talk Station by JordanMichael(m): 3:18pm On Jul 26
KKKK
Foreign Affairs › Re: He’s Too Young To Challenge Sharia Law – Sheikh Gumi Blasts Ibrahim Traore by JordanMichael(m): 2:48pm On Jul 26
IF HE IS TOO YOUNG PUT BODY NA grin
Politics › Re: Matawalle Asks Troops To Declare 'Operation No Mercy’ On Bandits by JordanMichael(m): 2:04pm On Jul 26
HOW CAN THE TROOPS FIGHT AGAINST THE GOVERNMENT?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bournemouth (1 - 2) On 11th April 2026 by JordanMichael(m): 12:24pm On Apr 11
someone should drop live stream link pls
Family › Re: My Wife Called German Police On Me And Accused Me Of Rape by JordanMichael(m): 1:57pm On Feb 05
Yeah 😊
Kobojunkie:
I hope you have no plans to go abroad at all with this nonsense you dey ask? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Executes 11 Members Of Gang Who Ran Billion-dollar Criminals In Myanmar by JordanMichael(m): 8:20pm On Jan 29
Did you read the post at allhuh
angelboy01:
I don't understand why executing people. As long as the crime doesn't lead to death just give them life sentence is enough. Life's too sacred to be whisked away.
Politics › Re: I Am The Most Insulted Politician After Tinubu – Wike by JordanMichael(m): 8:34am On Dec 29, 2025
Don't be surprised Gumi will be president of this country one day grin
Godfullsam:
Sheik gumi is currently the most abused person in Nigeria after balablu.

The terrorists enabler is not a politician though.

Sheik is not only painting himself in bad light, he is also busy painting 🖌️ his religion and his tribe in bad light 🕯️
Health › Re: Just Bought A Fake Toothpaste by JordanMichael(m): 7:40pm On Oct 06, 2025
eagleonearth:
Please can Nlanders suggest to me what I should with this shop on my street that sold me a fake pepsodent toothpaste. The moment I opened it and pushed out the paste, I just knew it. The colours were blurred and paste was watery compared to the original with sharp colours and dry paste. I then settled down to compare it to the original on pepsodent's twitter page, that is when it dawned on me that I was just sold a fake product. I tried using it to brush and it did not foam, does not leave your mouth minty fresh as usual. This is clearly fake.

Can you please suggest what I do with this people. They also operate a drug store where I am sure they sell fake drugs to unsuspecting customers.


Mods please quickly push this to front page so I know what to do with this people on time.
Report to NAFDAC
Romance › Re: Will I Be Entitled To Half Of My Bf Properties In Europe If We Broke Up by JordanMichael(m): 9:02pm On Jul 16, 2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NosyParrot:
Thunda fire you!
Family › Re: My Wife Called German Police On Me And Accused Me Of Rape by JordanMichael(m): 5:12pm On Jun 30, 2025
You believed he actually raped his own legally married wife🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷
[quote author= post=135932142]Why should we believe this story without hearing from the second party.[/quote]
Education › Re: What Is The Name Of This Animal by JordanMichael(m): 12:03pm On Jun 26, 2025
You wan die abi 🤣🤣
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
MatrixCircle:
E resemble one popular comedian with long neck by name " I go ...." finish am if you sabi his name grin
Politics › Re: 10 Rare Gemstones Found In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 9:34pm On Jun 24, 2025
Fluorite stone in Benue State, Adamawa and Gombe State
Christianity Etc › Re: Benue Massacre: Pope Leo Condemns Benue Killings, Prays For Victims(vid) by JordanMichael(m): 10:01am On Jun 16, 2025
Beremx:
The Pope has dropped his condolence message while Tinubu in Aso Rock is yet to say
anything. 200 people massacred in one day and it seems normal to everyone.

Haaa!! What a country called Nigeria.

Who are those sponsoring these terrorists please? Who are they? 😭😭😭
Recycled politicians both ruling and opposition party are the ones sponsoring these deadly terrorists. When PDP was ruling APC were the ones doing the killings to make us believe PDP are not capable of governance, now it's PDP turn to make us believe APC are incapacitated. May the souls of the departed rest in peace 🙏
Celebrities › Re: ‘Africa Must Be Respected,’ Says Davido, Pulls Out Of 50 Cent’s Concert by JordanMichael(m): 7:04am On Jun 16, 2025
Davido pulling out of this concert shows that 50 cent really is the problem here. Eedris Abdulkareem had issues with 50 cent also.
Politics › Re: Top ISWAP Commander Abu Fatima Killed By Nigerian Troops, Photo by JordanMichael(m): 6:57pm On May 30, 2025
If not that this terrorism are politicized and merchandise, they're nothing before the Nigeria Army
Travel › Re: "I Paid ₦50K Per Night & Edo Hotel Gave Me Yellow Gallon Water!" – Man Laments by JordanMichael(m): 1:33pm On May 03, 2025
At least there's power supply grin
Romance › Re: 5 People You Shouldn't Get Married To When you are in courting - Counsellor(vid) by JordanMichael(m): 7:58pm On Apr 30, 2025
No. 1 is very paramount
Asin family that I've known for over 30yrs and you that I know for just maybe 3yrs shocked Dem never born that lady yet
Antichristian2:
See Legit Summary!

1. Anyone who attempts to take you away from your family…
2. Anyone who wants to have absolute control of the decisions you make….
3. Anyone who wants to decide how you spend your money or resources…..
4. Anyone who decides the kind of friend you have…..
5. Anyone that does not get happy at your progress…..

This one na error 404 o!
Phones › Re: Itel Launches Colorful & Durable Smartphone, A90 For Less Than ₦‎100,000 by JordanMichael(m): 8:37am On Apr 30, 2025
But itel power bank is really good. grin
mmadu4:
Nonsense company . Everything they make it total crap and low quality from power bank to phone to charger .
Celebrities › Re: 2Baba Takes Natasha To Meet His King In Benue State (Video, Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 4:53pm On Apr 22, 2025
Gbas gbos 😂😂😂
Vawulence well cooked and served with 7 bottles of odeku (stout) 😂🤣
HacheNoire:
Are you the one marrying the girl or 2baba?

Trust me, there is someone out there also asking why your dad settled for your mum despite his past girl friends.

The opinions of the crowd does not matter when you find love and happiness
Politics › Re: Benue: Angry youths block Governor Alia's convoy in Ukum LGA (Video, photos) by JordanMichael(m): 9:16am On Apr 21, 2025
No born again Christian and genuine man of will venture into politics.
princepee:
cool cool Orton at least spoke out.....
This reverend father is just clueless..
Men of God should not go into politics...
Politics corrupt.

Am ashamed of this father
Politics › Re: Police, Lawyer React To Alabi Quadri's Release by JordanMichael(m): 9:11am On Apr 21, 2025
Did I just read (TRANSPARENT) investigation by the NPF huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Leicester City Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 20th April 2025 by JordanMichael(m): 8:55am On Apr 21, 2025
Fatigue and besides, the league is won already
Blackbishop:
This coach didn’t convince me one bit. How can a team this solid at the start are now playing like average Man U?
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Tinubu Administration Is The ‘Worst’ Government In Nigeria’s History by JordanMichael(m): 8:11am On Apr 16, 2025
Pot calling kettle black 🥱

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