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SportsRe: Messi Names Six Clubs That Can Stop PSG From Winning Champions League by JordanMichael(m): 5:56am On Oct 10, 2021
Messi wouldn't admit Liverpool is a great team that could stop PSG just like Barcelona because corner taken quickly Origiiiiiiiiiii @ Anfield still hurt like hell grin grin
SportsRe: The Saudi-Led Takeover Of Newcastle Has Been Completed by JordanMichael(m): 7:45am On Oct 08, 2021
Ekuke still remain Ekuke grin
PropertiesRe: Fire Outbreak At Federal Secretariat Complex, Abuja by JordanMichael(m): 7:53pm On Oct 06, 2021
grin
DoggoneDogg:
grin grin
Burn everything!!

Burn Malami, Pantami, Gumi, Ishaq Akintola etc to crisp in their offices.

Since they refuse to die & go to hell, Devil himself has decided to bring hellfire to them here.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Asking For 549K Cause She Got Hnd Admission. by JordanMichael(m): 2:00pm On Oct 05, 2021
grin grin grin grin
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Whitemoney Receives N30m Cash Prize, Car, House (Photos, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 1:49pm On Oct 05, 2021
My thought though
Decryptor:
Innoson should please up their game and give winners of BBN either IVM Granite or the G80 SUV.

This G40 jeep is the worst looking vehicle they have ever produced. undecided
SportsRe: Ibrahimovic Buys N250m Ferrari SF90 Stradale E.V For His 40th Birthday (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 1:44pm On Oct 05, 2021
grin
Peace081:
O God, bless me with a rich wealthy man. I hate broke man
PhonesRe: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by JordanMichael(m): 6:39pm On Oct 04, 2021
No wonder embarassed
I've been trying to open both since, I've been switching network for over an hour now
CrimeRe: How Do I Recover My Stolen Certificates Found With A Smuggler In Lagos? by JordanMichael(m): 12:14pm On Oct 04, 2021
Typical Nigerian authority grin grin
Randy100:
You are a suspect.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Wiseman Daniel Riding Bicycle & Security Personnel Following Him (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 6:45pm On Oct 03, 2021
Very Hmmm thing oo
Nanorest:
Hmmm
CrimeFsars Is Back Again by JordanMichael(op): 2:29pm On Oct 03, 2021
IGP of Police Released New Terms And Conditions On SARS Operation With Contacts To Report Harassments.
jimidisu.comOct 3, 2021 7:41 AM



SARS has been reformed and the new rules of engagements are:

1. No SARS personnel is allowed to interface in any civil matter.

2.They are not allowed to interfere in cyber crime (yahoo yahoo).

3. No SARS personnel is allowed to conduct a stop and search exercise unless there is a distress call from victims or members of the public.



4. They are not allowed to be involved in commercial matters debt recovery, landlord vs Tennant issues).

5. They are not allowed to interfere in any social /relationship cases ( marital matters, boyfriend / girlfriend relationship).

6. THEY ARE STRICTLY FOR ARMED ROBBERY AND KIDNAPPING CASES!

If The “New SARS Harass YOU” Please Contact:


DIG, Department of Operations:

08037025670, IGP X-SQUAD 0902 690 0729, 08078662130, 08174041000 – CALLS.

0903 227 8905 – SMS.



0903 562 1377 – whatsapp.

email: integrityxsquad@gmail.com

NIGERIANS KNOW YOUR RIGHT!

KINDLY FOLLOW THE PAGE FOR MORE UPDATES AND DISCUSSIONS.

END
HealthRe: Lithuania: Surgeons Find A Kilogram Of Nails, Screws And Nuts In Man’s Stomach by JordanMichael(m): 8:48am On Oct 03, 2021
grin
BeeBeeOoh:
The surgeon actually did embarassed

See pix below
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton and Hove Albion Vs Arsenal (0 - 0) On 2nd October 2021 by JordanMichael(m): 5:59pm On Oct 02, 2021
grin grin grin watch till final whistle
Parrie:
Arsenal go flog brighton anytime, anyday, twice on saturday evening.
#COYG
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Vs Southampton (3 - 1) On 2nd October 2021 by JordanMichael(m): 3:08pm On Oct 02, 2021
Bia, take your time o
Chelsea win
Adjovi:
Watching in 3D another draw loading by God's grace
FoodRe: The Big Python I Killed Last Night (Pictures) by JordanMichael(m): 2:27pm On Oct 01, 2021
grin grin grin like seriously huh huh
Davash222:
How una take dey summon courage to kill this creepy creature?

The day they killed one slim snake for our compund, I left the compound for dem for 6 days. Was scared if the parents of the snake will reinforce and strike.
FoodRe: Coke Vs Pepsi: Which One Do You Prefer? (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 11:15am On Oct 01, 2021
What a product line
Foreign AffairsRe: Clinton Hinote: We Are Out Of Time, China Has Caught Up by JordanMichael(m): 7:39am On Sep 21, 2021
Pray you don't witness any war in your lifetime
Ever8090:
Make d war do start make we dey watch live war film no be those lie lie wey them dey act give us....
RomanceRe: Tanzanian Lady Storms Streets In A Wedding Gown In Search Of A Husband by JordanMichael(m): 7:57am On Sep 17, 2021
CrimeRe: John Ocheme Shoots Inah Ubi, A Police Inspector Dead In Lagos by JordanMichael(m): 7:21pm On Sep 16, 2021
Real family matter grin grin grin
greatiyk4u:
Oh Yes I believe




This one no concern civilians
Na family matters
CrimeRe: John Ocheme Shoots Inah Ubi, A Police Inspector Dead In Lagos by JordanMichael(m): 7:16pm On Sep 16, 2021
SportsRe: Pictures Of Gianni Infantino And Babajide Sanwo-Olu At The Aisha Buhari Cup by JordanMichael(m): 7:30am On Sep 16, 2021
When is Buhari's cup huh huh huh
SportsRe: Messi's First Start In A PSG Shirt Ends In A Disappointing Draw by JordanMichael(m): 7:27am On Sep 16, 2021
Disappointing midget GOAT embarassed embarassed
EmmanuelScott1:
Star-studded Paris Saint-Germain were held to a surprising 1-1 draw by Club Brugge on Wednesday night in Group A in Flanders.

Lionel Messi made his first start for PSG, lining up alongside former Barcelona teammate Neymar and Kylian Mbappe in the XI for the first time since joining from the Catalan giants in the summer.


Despite a long list of high-profile arrivals in Paris, it was Ander Herrera that opened the scoring in the 15th minute for the visiting side, reaching behind him to lash home a left-footed shot after Mbappe picked him out in the middle of the penalty area.

"We didn't play a fantastic game, but to be fair we did enough to win, we deserved to win," said Herrera.

"Maybe they had opportunities at the beginning of the second half but I think we controlled the match, we had a lot of chances."

Brugge hit back before the half-hour when Hans Vanaken powered a first time shot past Keylor Navas from Eduard Sobol's inch-perfect cross into the centre of the box to put the match back on level terms.

Mauricio Pochettino's side found themselves under pressure from the Belgian champions after the leveller, but they managed to get into the dressing room for half-time in a 1-1 draw.

Mbappe, who went to ground in the first half and came off briefly, then limped off the pitch early in the second after an awkward tangle with a pair of Brugge defenders and was replaced by Mauro Icardi.

Both sides pushed for a go-ahead goal as the second half wore on, and Messi had a great chance saved by Simon Mignolet around 70 minutes before the Argentine was shown yellow for a challenge on Brugge's Mats Rits.

"I didn't have a lot of work, I just pulled a couple of saves. We played as a compact side, it was the right approach," the Belgian said.

No winner came for either club and the teams settled for a point apiece to trail Manchester City, who thrashed RB Leipzig on Wednesday, in the group
PoliticsRe: Olisa Metuh Organizes Kuje Prison Football Competition (Pictures) by JordanMichael(m): 5:52pm On Sep 14, 2021
Chai grin grin see arsenal jersey oooo
EducationRe: Police Arrest Fake NYSC Corp Member With Forged Certificate by JordanMichael(m): 1:32pm On Sep 13, 2021
SportsRe: Liverpool Star Harvey Elliott Suffers Horrible Injury In Leeds Match (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 9:46pm On Sep 12, 2021
Inter Milan and Atalanta inclusive embarassed
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Quick recovery...This guy good cha....

Football get money,but anything wey dey give money no easy..............

Meanwhile,may God never forget to punish Eintranct Frankfurt undecided
SportsRe: Liverpool Star Harvey Elliott Suffers Horrible Injury In Leeds Match (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 9:44pm On Sep 12, 2021
How old are you plz huh huh
potent5:
Up Chelsea!
FashionRe: Fashion Or Madness? What Do You Think? by JordanMichael(m): 7:58pm On Sep 09, 2021
You say wetin
Dproperties:
And e sweet o �

I'll try one
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: I Want To Be Remembered As President Who Stabilized Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 7:24pm On Sep 09, 2021
CelebritiesRe: Nedu Doesn't Deserve My Son - Uzoamaka Ohiri Speaks About Her Child's Paternity by JordanMichael(m): 7:38am On Sep 08, 2021
This olosho nor get shame embarassed embarassed embarassed
lalasticlala:
"Nedu doesn't deserve my son" - Uzoamaka opens up and tells the truth about their child's paternity


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwHfbVtKbJU

Uzoamaka Ohiri in a recent interview with GoldMyneTV said that she got pregnant for her ex-lover before she met Nedu Wazobia.

“This is something he knows about, we both know, I was seeing somebody before I met Nedu before the relationship ended Nedu has already seen my pictures on our mutual friends WhatsApp, so I came to Lagos and I met Nedu and he seemed different so I gave him a chance, we had a great time and then I found out I was pregnant, my child isn’t the reason we separated.

“If you’ve seen the DNA report, the date they conducted that. People are saying he wanted to take them to Canada so he conducted a test but he knew. He was even doubting the paternity of our last child..."
PoliticsRe: Ogun Residents Lament As Refuse Takes Over Streets And Roads by JordanMichael(m): 7:28am On Sep 08, 2021
On twitter, many citizens have been asking the government to fulfil its role, saying that people are being forced to dump their wastes by roadsides and on the median of the road due to lack of proper waste management system.

One resident on twitter said that, "The state is too dirty and I hope the government should try and make a law to tackle this dirtiness."

Another resident tweeted that, "The total number of PSP is not enough for Abeokuta South alone, talk more of the entire state. There is no single PSP in the entire ifo. What a shame"
Has Lai Mohammed lifted the ban on Twitter
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I'll Feel Bad If APC Denies Igbos Chance Of Producing President In 2023 by JordanMichael(m): 10:45pm On Sep 04, 2021
I'm neither APC nor PDP supporter but deep down your heart you know APC neither PDP will make any South East candidate presidential flag bearer
Eastlink:
But slavery in PDP is cool right. Ask PDP for your ticket and be bold as men. Where's Peter Obi the weakling when you need him, I guess he's begging Wike to cede him the VP slot.
PoliticsRe: Umahi: I'll Feel Bad If APC Denies Igbos Chance Of Producing President In 2023 by JordanMichael(m): 1:43am On Sep 04, 2021
No dey telli person o
hisexcellency34:
Wike tell you, you no hear
Secondus tell you, you no gree
Umahi, when your eyes go clear oooo....
HealthRe: Mad Woman Delivers Twins In Delta State (Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 1:39am On Sep 04, 2021
grin grin
temitope27:
ask ur penis grin

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