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PoliticsRe: LASG Issues "Stop Work" Order To Iron, Steel Manufacturers In Ikorodu by JordanMichael(m): 9:48pm On Sep 01, 2021
SportsRe: Jordan To Ronaldo: Premier League Defenders Won’t Be Scared Of You by JordanMichael(m): 1:46pm On Sep 01, 2021
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romklef:
grin and arsenal defenders too
EducationRe: Why Are Countries Referred To As "She"? by JordanMichael(m): 1:39pm On Sep 01, 2021
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viyon02:
Just like a love of mother to a child, so we expect a country to love and care for her citizens..,..... Therefore we normally use "she" e,g US citizens enjoy mother like love from the country so it is ideal we use "she" for US. The only exception we have is Nigeria, please don't ask me why.
SportsRe: Aubameyang, Lacazette's Absences Due To COVID-19 by JordanMichael(m): 7:40am On Aug 20, 2021
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Ayo2004:
How did the person above me steal my chance at FTC for the first time angry

That being said,can't wait for Arsenal to relegate
That club is a useless ticket cutter
Played running ticket of 850k for 2 weeks.The last game to click was Arsenal to beat Brentford

I have already written a list of how to spend the money,I was so sure of that game,promised my nephews 30k,planned premium balling for that weekend with like 2 girls only for the useless club to lose against useless Brentford angry

I pray they never win any trophy till 2099
Foolish club
Foolish owners
Foolish players
Christianity EtcRe: Help, At 35 No Bearing Yet!!! by JordanMichael(m): 10:12pm On Aug 19, 2021
sijibomi33:
Brought up by Deeperlifer, graduated as a biochemist, with the indoctrination of the church, waiting for the marriage committee to sanction a relationship even when am yet to speak to the lady in question understandably because I dont wanna go against church rules... my fear is, its unheard of!! No relationship at 35 and isn't this ABNORMALhuh
Science/TechnologyRe: This Is Why King Cobra Hates Other Snakes (Video, Photos) by JordanMichael(m): 9:00pm On Aug 14, 2021
You said it all
checkmatez:
Nothing is as deadly as Buhari.....

You can argue with Pere inside his HOH office
SportsRe: Caption This Photo Of Messi And Ramos In The Gym by JordanMichael(m): 9:14am On Aug 13, 2021
Patience and perfect timing grin
OlawaleBammie:
Psg na Wayray walahi, how did dey manage to effortlessly acquire the captains of the two world greatest teams(arguably)??

Without paying a dime o shocked shocked shocked
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Unveiled As A PSG Player, Given Squad Number 30 (Photo, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 6:36am On Aug 11, 2021
#30 huh huh
Ronaldo will never stoop so low for such
#CR7
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Unveiled As A PSG Player, Given Squad Number 30 (Photo, Video) by JordanMichael(m): 6:34am On Aug 11, 2021
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Numerouno94:
U will jux kill urself wit severe pains. grin grin
RomanceRe: Dated For 4 Years, No Sex, I'm Tired by JordanMichael(m): 5:27am On Aug 05, 2021
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Bigredmachine:
No be juju be that grin
RomanceRe: Dated For 4 Years, No Sex, I'm Tired by JordanMichael(m): 5:25am On Aug 05, 2021
Virgin with past experience huh huh
Deveryib:
She is seeing some one else, or is she a virgin?
RomanceRe: Dated For 4 Years, No Sex, I'm Tired by JordanMichael(m): 5:22am On Aug 05, 2021
Spend some more money grin grin grin
Nehemiahjnr:
There is this girl I dated till last year before I got tired of everything.

She is always willing to come to my house or any place I invite her buh won’t allow sex, we will be dragging like someone that is dragging land in the village, struggle for hours buh she no go still gree and me I don’t want to force her.

When I ask her what happened she won’t say anything or sometimes will say stuff like AM AFRAID due to my past experiences.

Am tired of the relationship sef.
Money wey I don spend just Dey pain me and I don’t want to force somebody oo.

What should I do?
TravelRe: Daring Experience Traveling By Boat From Eagle Island PH: Pics & Video by JordanMichael(m): 9:54pm On Aug 03, 2021
The sweetest way to travel
I love ferry
PoliticsRe: PDP Blasts Jega: You Contributed In Bringing This ‘Failed’ APC Government' by JordanMichael(m): 1:12pm On Aug 03, 2021
Bunch of failed recycled leaders
HealthRe: 15-Year-Old Brazilian Girl Dies While Having Sex With A Man In His Car by JordanMichael(m): 11:21am On Aug 03, 2021
Have you been there before huh huh huh
Ammishaddai:
Hell fire straight
FamilyRe: Brazilian Mum Arrested For Selling EIGHT Of Her Kids To Buy Drugs(Pix) by JordanMichael(m): 7:17am On Aug 03, 2021
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Fear who no fear people that bleed monthly and still survive
Machinegun91:
Fear those people that urinate downwards like water falls
HealthRe: COVID-19 Update For August 2 2021 In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 7:12am On Aug 03, 2021
Rubbish
PoliticsRe: You Cannot Insist On Due Process For Igboho, Kanu & Deny It To Abba Kyari - FFK by JordanMichael(m): 4:28pm On Aug 02, 2021
I'm beginning to suspect FFK. I mean his obsession with Haba Kyari case is obvious.
Abi there's something he's not telling us huh If FBI get hold of Haba Kyari, FFK might shocked shocked cool shocked
PoliticsRe: Christian President: MURIC Replies CAN, Says 'It Is Not Your Turn' by JordanMichael(m): 4:19pm On Aug 02, 2021
Well said
NOGRUDGES:
It is the turn of atheist, Satanists or juju worshippers to produce President, both Christian and Moslem have failed woefully. Please don't vote for them again.
TravelRe: Man Involved In An Accident As His Car Tumbles (photos) by JordanMichael(m): 4:16pm On Aug 02, 2021
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Omicron007:
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


@Righteousness2 please lead us in a brief prayer.

Different holes have been putting the son of men in trouble.
From potholes to the ones that those Vaginal people carry in between their legs.

May we never have an encounter with any hole.
Christianity EtcRe: Sex In The Church by JordanMichael(m): 12:36pm On Aug 01, 2021
I think OP is obsessed with sex
Lordmustikash:
Look around you, the church, your environment and honestly tell me that sex is the problem. I don't get this chronic fixation on supposed 'immorality' when even in the church there are more pressing issues like jealousy, witchcraft, occultism and most churches these days care about money. Be honest, when last did you genuinely help anyone without wanting something in kickbacks? You know what, since salvation is personal, just live, let's all live.
SportsRe: Arsenal Completes £50 Million Signing Of Brighton Defender, Ben White by JordanMichael(m): 9:54am On Aug 01, 2021
Ben black abi white huh Arsenal are still a yoke grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari Standing By Signpost Of Road Named After Him (Picture) by JordanMichael(m): 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2021
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mytime24:
Local James bond cheesy
CrimeRe: Court Sentences Paul Owne To 104 Years In Prison Over 9 Missing Kano Children by JordanMichael(m): 9:30pm On Jul 30, 2021
Too much gworo grin grin
DaddyRochie1642:
In the Last Picture, what's wrong with that police officer's Teeth, doesn't he take care of his teeth huh
PoliticsRe: 2023: Nigerians Waiting For PDP To Take Power – Atiku by JordanMichael(m): 11:05pm On Jul 29, 2021
Bunch of failed recycled leaders. God will judge you all right from military regime to Buhari despicable government
FamilyRe: Boy Found Wandering In Enugu. Do You Know Him? (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 11:01pm On Jul 29, 2021
No, it's Nnamdi
BewareOf419:
That's Emeka
FamilyRe: Woman Loses Custody Of Her Son After Subjecting Him To Severe Abuse In Nigeria by JordanMichael(m): 10:59pm On Jul 29, 2021
The future is indeed female grin grin grin mean creatures
CrimeRe: 48-Year-Old Man Arrested For Defiling His 3 Daughters In Anambra (Photo) by JordanMichael(m): 10:56pm On Jul 29, 2021
If you lack what to comment just scroll down. Why all MEN huh huh huh
FutureIsFemale:
I vowed that today I'm not going to post or comment on any rape related thread because today is a special day for me. Therefore, I reserve my comment.


Men can't control their sexual urge. According to them, it's natural. So the best thing to do is to keep females, mostly little girls away from them.
SportsRe: Messi Returns To Barcelona Agree To £250k-A-Week 5-Year Deal, Sign 50% Pay cut by JordanMichael(m): 4:25pm On Jul 29, 2021
Messi is not hyped really
Guru1111:
shocked
The most over hyped midget I've ever known since I started cultivating pubic hair..

Eibar man go rather die for spain than come to England wey defenders no tay get respect for senior man lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Why I Married My Wife? by JordanMichael(m): 4:13pm On Jul 29, 2021
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Mstick:
Wow it's alright! I've read someone's marriage criteria on nairaland and he wants a woman that knows how to use grinding stone, so you marrying from a family that the brother runs as fast as Hussein bolt and she withstands blows like Mike Tyson isn't such a bad reason to marry.

Hopefully the genes come to play in your kids and in the near future Olympic runners and boxing medalists will spring forth from your loins.
CrimeRe: Abuja Policeman Guns Down Football Fan For Warning Against Accidental Discharge by JordanMichael(m): 7:22am On Jul 28, 2021
Oh Nigeria embarassed cry cry cry
CrimeRe: Hasan Taiwo Beats Chibuzor Aloh To Death Over Phone Charger In Abuja by JordanMichael(m): 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2021
Yeah I'm grin grin
MHBNeiman:
From your comment, it's obvious you're still a kid.

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