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Nelson Mendela
Martin Luther King
Malcolm X

okay thats cool, so what are you studying, i swear were deviating from this thread, You have YIM?

Buhahahaha, u mean the CN Tower, Yup i dey for Toronto,
I miss the hill in JOS tho, cant wait to go back, Hey u should keep the Canadian cents
I heard the Canadian dollar will be worht more then the American counterpart very soon

Im 21, its there in my profile, i know say ur not 126?
And why are in summer school, i hope you did not fail anything and you are just fast tracking girl,

How old r u j? dont you have a summer jizzob?

y do you have canadian penny in ur pic my2cents?

Afeni get unresolved issue period !

wow 93 at that rate in ur you will have over 20,000. damn thats nutty !

I thought the legal drinking age in the US was 21, so what do you usually drink afeni?
I never knew you used to have funnn, i thought u was to buisy hatching a plot to divide naija into 3
No but seiously wtz ur brand homey?

Is that so, she didnt tell me that, but if she likes small boys wid big vocabularies so be it !
so J-girl how do you manage to have 90 + post in a day, na wow o, that is an impress number

ok i got enuff game still, some on my face too

BMW

World Cup or SEX?

I play football , i dont play my women, i interact wid dem, But if you teach me the game i will be a superstar

Hey Toy,

You look gud in that ur pic, dont mind Afeni, small boy wid big words, you should leave him be and join a Real, Proud Naija Man likemyself

The secret to happiness and well-being is no mystery. All it takes is the ability to do the following:





Forget.

Apologize.

Admit errors.

Avoid mistakes.

Listen to advice.

Keep your temper.

Shoulder the blame.

Make the best of things.

Maintain high standards.

Think first and act accordingly.

Put the need of others before your own.

Forgive. Seem like tall order? Then try slipping as many of these

“secrets to happiness” into your day as possible. You’ll soon be

rewarded with a more positive outlook on life

Queen Elizabeth, George W. Bush & Olusegun Obasanjo died & went
straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; I want to call England and
see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5
minutes, and then she asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and
went to sit back on her chair.

George Bush was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there
too. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, me go call
Nigeria too jare, I go see how everybody is doing there too. I
go to talk to the ministers, to the deputies, to the PDP, everybody,
He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked
& talked, then he asked,
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "One dollar".
Obasanjo is stunned & says "One dollar Only one freaking dollar??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's local !

Ike Ofoche

fear

close-cabinet

marriage

peeping-toms

hemaphrodites

queer

nope

ever wonder when the world will run dry of oil?

Catholic

stear

p.diddy

nope

ever think what heavens going to be like?