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Christianity EtcRe: Outcome Of Kumuyi's Alimosho Crusade As Revealed By Eartum by joseff14(m): 9:15pm On Jul 18, 2016
Sinkills:
From the information provided by one of the testifiers, she came to the previous crusade but did not get healed so did the young man that was mad for twelve years from a campus who was cured at the crusade. But this time around, they got their miracles. It is possible for some people with problems to come to a crusade or Church program where some are healed without getting healed their own healing.
The reason I may not know. But they should not give up. Another day may be theirs. But to state that miracles are not real is to deny the existence of the miracle Worker, God Himself or to allege that pastor Kumuyi asked people to forge testimony is to accuse the holiness preacher falsely. I am not typing this because of you and those who appear to be atteists and therefore want to draw a lot of people to their camp. I am typing it for those who have problems that seem to be impossible to solve to know that miracles are real and that with God, all things are possible.
this is not the first pastor kumuyi crusade I've attended and I won't gain anything from lying or vilifying his reputation but I haven't seen any miracle with my own eyes. the only miracles are the ones on the screen. there was this blind man that do attend deeper life church for quite some time. each time I see him being dragged to the church I use to wonder, where is the miracle god this man is talking about? till the man stopped going, nothing happened. I need to see one obvious miracle before I can believe that all these testimony, shared on the pulpit aren't stage-managed.
Christianity EtcRe: Outcome Of Kumuyi's Alimosho Crusade As Revealed By Eartum by joseff14(m): 1:20pm On Jul 18, 2016
Sinkills:
Sorry, it appears you are an enemy of the gospel. But try as much as you and your cohorts can, the gospel of our Lord Jesus will continue to advance. Let me tell you that I have personally experienced divine healing from ulcer, pile, ear ache and upper respiratory tract infection (without medical treatment). These are the ones I can remember. I was personally at the Alimoso Crusade on Sunday the 17th of July and served as one of the ushers. I witnessed as mad people, the lame, the cripple, the dumb and others got their healings and deliverances instantly. Their parents, neighbours and those who brought them corroborated their testimonies. You don't need any doctor to tell you that a person is mad, to tell the blind that he is blind, the dumb that she is dumb, the deaf that he is deaf, the lame that he is lame or those with stroke that they have paralysis. I know that with your kind of mind set and your devilish intentions, you will try to destroy the testimony anybody gives to support that miracles are real and true. For your information, it is not pastor Kumuyi or any other minister that is performing the miracles. It is God that is using them. So all glory must go to Him. However, there are those who perform fake miracles or use satanic powers to perform their own 'miracles' so as to be famous or draw crowd. The bible has already told us. It is left for us to discern the orange from the grape by their fruis (their lifestyles, teachings, objectives and followers). Let me tell you that pastor Kumuyi in one of his messages warned that if anybody comes out to claim that he or she has a problem eg cancer and was healed which he or she did not have, such a person will eventually have the problem sooner or later. In other words, do not give a false testimony to 'glorify God'. As for you, I advise you to repent from your sin of blasphemy, false accusation and others and receive Christ into your heart. God is merciful. He will forgive and save you and even use you to help others get saved, healed and delivered like Saul of Tarsus who became Paul. But if you die without repentance, you will suffer forever in hell fire! I pray you avoid it.
I was also at the programme in Alimosho yesterday, I was in their main building alongside physically deformed, lame, and crippled victims, but after the prayer, nothing happened and before long, we started hearing testimony. I then began to wonder, where are all these testifiers springing out from? what happened yesterday has totally opened my eyes to the deception of all this fraudulent man of god. stop deceiving people, I haven't seen any miracle around me, why does it only happen on the pulpit?
Christianity EtcRe: Can One Live Righteous Life And Go To Heaven Without Going To Church? by joseff14(m): 11:27am On Jul 17, 2016
Where heaven dey huh
Christianity EtcRe: Why I Will End Up Marrying A Widow... by joseff14(m): 11:25am On Jul 17, 2016
tayooluwole:
The bible says... Blessed are the widows... As I am, I need God's blessing in my life, I need money and happiness. As I they, I no get chingbain in my account. I need to live life and I think being widow's husband will make this possible since blessings of God will be there for me trough out my tenure as widow's husband... Now, I am badly looking for a widow to marry, even as many as possible, so that my blessings will be blessings upon blessings. Again, the blessings that accompanies being widow no be small ( as clearly stated in the bible ), so it will be a great honour and privilege for me to be the husband of those that clearly carries God's blessing.

This is my decision and if I become Dangote of tomorrow, make anybody no come they question the source of my wealth oooooo...
This is really funny!! grin
This's the reason I love nairaland
Christianity EtcRe: No Man Of God In Nigeria Has Gone To Hospitals To Start Healing Patients. Why?!! by joseff14(m): 10:22am On Jul 17, 2016
They don't possess any power other than ranting and threatening their congregation about hell fire and making dubious videos of how they heal the sick. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is To Be Blamed When You Die An Unbeliever ? by joseff14(m): 8:46am On Jul 17, 2016
God! for creating human and hell grin
EducationRe: This Question Has Confused Many Students. What About U? by joseff14(m): 3:42am On Jul 17, 2016
that's true. the ans should be 198.
Wh0AmI:
Your argument almost got me, but not quite right.
This is mathematics, not a riddle.
If they'd said "Half of us" plus 'you' will make a Hundred, then your answer woulda been correct, but it was said "WE NEED", so, as much as applying Mathematics is the priority here, a little English helps too.
EducationRe: This Question Has Confused Many Students. What About U? by joseff14(m): 1:51am On Jul 17, 2016
the total birds are 198
half of 198 is 99 plus 1 equals 100.

the ans is 99.
Christianity EtcRe: Goddy The Prophet Of Yahweh Who Prophesied Against Otem Is Now Begging For Bread by joseff14(m): 7:00pm On Jul 16, 2016
this is very funny grin
boomerang prophecy grin
Christianity EtcRe: What Kind Of Business Can One Start Up With 200-350k by joseff14(m): 9:07am On Jul 03, 2016
wrong section!!!
maybe u can start church biz. it's very lucrative
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists & Freethinkers: Please Expand Further On This. by joseff14(m): 5:52pm On Jul 01, 2016
your response are just epic
Seun:
Those are probably just hallucinations. When the brain is deprived of oxygen, it starts misfiring. We know the experiences are not real because they are not consistent with each other. People's afterlife experiences tend to match the religions they have been exposed to, and we know that the religions can't all be true.
Christianity EtcRe: Eartum Vs Jehovah (who Sounds More Sensible?) by joseff14(m): 4:33pm On Jun 27, 2016
grin grin
jcross19:
I did not go heaven or hell but what I witnessed was that I saw mighty spirit of God that walked along with me.
Christianity EtcRe: Eartum Vs Jehovah (who Sounds More Sensible?) by joseff14(m): 12:46pm On Jun 26, 2016
how sure are you that it's an illusion?
Muafrika2:
Well, enjoy your new found illusions huh?
Christianity EtcRe: . by joseff14(m): 8:56pm On Jun 19, 2016
if you get power, go use am fight bokoharam. no dey brag for here.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by joseff14(m):
wink
Temitope012:
to join funaab whatapp group add me on 08107369698 or quote me wit ur no
Christianity EtcRe: Visions Of EARTHQUAKE Coming To Nigeria. by joseff14(m): 5:44pm On May 02, 2016
gboss4sure:
Am not doubting it at all. Just praying that God keeps me and all my families safe if it is true undecided undecided
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Why can't you pray for God to stop it? Abi God no get that kind power!!!!
BusinessRe: Why Inverter Is Advisable Rather Than Generator by joseff14(m): 10:52am On Mar 26, 2016
pls send me the full prices of your inverters mail: opensesame4me@gmail.com
EducationRe: Has Anyone Gotten The Jamb Scratch Card? by joseff14(op): 4:53pm On Mar 20, 2016
demo4ril97:
checking is free for the first 5 times and after that you get e-facility card for atleast 1K.
without the card, your pics will not be displayed on your result.
EducationRe: Has Anyone Gotten The Jamb Scratch Card? by joseff14(op): 4:37pm On Mar 20, 2016
demo4ril97:
scratch card for what precisely?
for checking jamb result.
EducationRe: Has Anyone Gotten The Jamb Scratch Card? by joseff14(op): 10:52am On Mar 20, 2016
Ndlistic:
1800, in Aba
is it for the card alone or it involves printing cost?
EducationHas Anyone Gotten The Jamb Scratch Card? by joseff14(op): 7:34am On Mar 20, 2016
pls tell us how much you got yours and where.
thanks
EducationRe: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by joseff14(m): 11:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
johnwizey:
Who has gotten the e-facility card here, where can i get it and how much does it cost?



cc: Geofavor, Refiner, Slimmybaarbie, SaintHephzibah, Donpre
have you gotten one yet, and how much is it?
ComputersRe: London Used Dell Laptop For Sale At #18,000 by joseff14(op): 10:47pm On Nov 25, 2015
still available
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ComputersRe: Fairly Used Hp 250 For Sale #50,000 by joseff14(op): 7:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Deardeals:
picture? can you deliver to ibadan
i can't. i've posted the picture.
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