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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by joseff14(m): 7:33am On Mar 30, 2017
otemdomino:

Send me your email address.

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Religion / Re: Let The God That Answers By Fire Be My God by joseff14(m): 8:18am On Mar 29, 2017
geoworldedu:
Now Yahweh, if you are GOD ALMIGHTY, send down FIRE biko. Send fire on my handset. Let it burn, burn, burn!

he's as useless as the others. its only humans that'll storm this thread and spew insult. all those god wont do jack. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by joseff14(m): 8:05am On Mar 29, 2017
otemdomino:
111. And Mitsu made over one thousand pandas for the water which he fetched freely from the well of Haznut.
112. Do not sell your children to make money, no matter how the situation could be. For if you suffer and your children suffer with you, it is better than selling your children for gain.
113. Soak your seregum seeds in hot water before you plant them, so shall they yield the best for you upon the lands. Do not drink orange together with the blue water. For it is dangerous to health. For in Egept, the physicians say that they are the cause of that incurable disease rather than the cankerworm which we thought to be the cause of it before.
114. Whatever food you wish to cook before selling them, cook them well. For if you cook your food with excess salt and excess takum seeds, your fellow home erectuses shall complain. And they shall not come to your she'd anymore to buy your food.
115. Do not serve food with leaking or irritating plates. For a plate with cracks all over shall spill the stew which you put within. Make sure to burn the dry leaf of Suki daily in your food shed before you set food before the eaters. For the dry leaf of Suki which is set on fire is capable of killing many flies.
116. Or else some of your food buyers shall not come again to buy your food, being not able to cope with the flies which fly around in your shed.
117. Spend time to think deep and you shall have ideas pertaining to trade. For a trader who puts his head to use shall succeed greatly. But he who does not think before buying his goods shall not be able to sell them for good gains.
118. Do not display your vegetables under the sun, but cover them, or else the leaves shall wither away. And the green leaves shall become yellow. And no one shall desire to buy them again.
119. Do not leave your own shed to gossip with a fellow trader. For the number of people who visited the shed of that fellow gossip have also visited your own shed. And when they met no one, they had departed to other places.
120. And who knows whether some of them have come from your own place unknowingly to purchase the goods in the place where you are gossiping?
121. Hear the matter of Kedi who was a trader at the seaside West of Gubit. And Kedi said, I shall not allow buyers to go to my fellow sellers. But I shall direct them to my own place. And so did Kedi when the buyers went their ways to buy things.
122. And they listened to Kedi and went the direction which he had given them. And they waited for him in his shed to answer them. But Kedi remained by the roadside, directing people towards his own place.
123. Now nine homos waited for Kedi to come and attend to them, but he was not found. And they said to one another, do we not know twelve places where these things are sold also? Why do we remain here for long, saying, he shall sell to us at a lesser price, according to his saying?
124. Now let us depart to other places to buy our goods. For time is even more precious than money sometimes. So they all departed. And when Kedi came, he found his shed as empty as it was before. And he was lucky that none of those homos had stolen his goods.
125. So I say, the availability of a proprietor in his place of business is more precious than gold. For a shed which has no one to attend to customers shall soon be ignored by the patronizers.
126. No matter how you have used some goods, do not throw them away until you have found them totally unuseful. For if you find out very well about those things, you shall be surprised that they are still useful to some others. And they shall be willing to buy them from you at a cost.
127. For the shell of snails and periwinkles which you throw away are needed at the lower end of Aferk for use as charms. And the eggs of lizards which you see and destroy are the things which they demand for cure to some diseases.
128. Dress well, even while you are trading little resources.

otem, pls call me.
Religion / Re: Otem's Prophecy Against Suleiman Has Actually Come To Pass With Style by joseff14(m): 9:47pm On Mar 27, 2017
tripplephi:
LOL no one even knows or cares cos nothing is coming to pass.... SULEMAN DIDNT FALL... HE IS STILL RISING and BECOMING APPRECIATED WORLD WIDE.

This is so funny.. no one will pay attention to all these,
I pay attention. His doctrine is far convincing than the Bible. And if you think his book is from d devil, then I'll be forced to bliv that devil is mor intelligent than bible god.
Religion / Re: Yahweh Is Still In His Spiritual Prison: The Past Is Playing Out In The Present by joseff14(m): 9:42pm On Mar 27, 2017
May he remain there forever. angry

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Religion / Re: Is Jesus A Mamiwater? by joseff14(m): 12:26pm On Jan 15, 2017
Following.............
Education / Re: Are U A Student.?do U Want To Avoid Relying On Your Parents.?chect THIS OUT!!!!! by joseff14(m): 10:52pm On Jan 08, 2017
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Computers / Re: In Need Of 500gb External Hard Disk Drive For 8k by joseff14(m): 5:51pm On Jan 01, 2017
jydopumping:
11k last
new or used?
Computers / In Need Of 500gb External Hard Disk Drive For 8k by joseff14(m): 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2016
Anybody have a 500gb hard disk drive external for sale.
Religion / Re: the sonoflucifer is dead... by joseff14(m): 10:28pm On Dec 27, 2016
grin
sonofluc1fer:
Walking into 2017. Bleep you Yahweh. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: West Ham Vs Chelsea : EFL Cup (2 - 1) On 26th October 2016 by joseff14(m): 8:55pm On Oct 26, 2016
Chelshit don dey chop am grin 2-0

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Religion / Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by joseff14(m): 12:19am On Oct 10, 2016
[quote author=hopefulLandlord post=50067020][/quote] grin
Religion / Re: The Best Atheist Quotes On Nairaland by joseff14(m): 6:37pm On Oct 09, 2016
CAPSLOCKED:




LOL, THIS ONE SEF SMALL.
THE LUCIFER DUDE ONCE SAID JEES WAS A MERE CARPENTER WHO WAS NAILED TO THE CROSS BY HIS FELLOW CARPENTERS IN ISRAEL FOR BREAKING ONE OF THE RULES OF THE ISRAELI UNION OF CARPENTERS.. OR SOMETHING cheesy
grin grin grin [quote author=CAPSLOCKED post=50058917]

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Sports / Re: HULL City Vs CHELSEA FC Today 3pm by joseff14(m): 3:34pm On Oct 01, 2016
Admin no put Chelsea match for front page today. Waste of space grin
Education / Re: Who Can Solve This Riddle?? by joseff14(m): 6:53pm On Aug 31, 2016
success1smyn:
are u a man?
Why do you think so?
Education / Who Can Solve This Riddle?? by joseff14(m): 6:40pm On Aug 31, 2016
#Riddlechallenge
"There are 2 villages facing each other....LIE village and TRUTH village. In d lie village, they tell only lies and in d truth village, they tell only the truth. A man was to conduct business in d truth village. He got to the junction but didn't know which direction to take. He saw a man standing at d junction. He asked him a question, from his answer, he knew the truth village. what question did he asked??
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by joseff14(m): 11:46am On Aug 15, 2016
Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by joseff14(m): 11:45am On Aug 15, 2016
realmindz:
otem I love the way are ignoring that guy above me.
Just watch how he's running crazy with frustration from thread to thread. grin
Like this grin

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Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta 2016/2017 Admissions by joseff14(m): 10:11am On Aug 09, 2016
Harmored:
Please has the Pre degree form closed,please I need urgent reply
It's still available.
Confirm it on funaab website
Religion / Re: Where Is 4EVERGOD, AKA NAIJADEYHIA? The Guy Who Said He has Raised The Dead. by joseff14(m): 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2016
Goddys:
until u tender the unreserved apology in your doctufos or anywhere it will be seen by many viewers,I will not stop saying you are becoming vain. If only you can observe,inasmuch as we are in the opposite side,I respect your person but not your belief and conviction. However, since you attacked the brought up the late dad of 4everGod,I will keep attacking your person until you tender unreserve apology to 4everGod.
I am principled and polite but distasteful when I decide to attack on person of someone which is not good. So tender the apology and we shall continue to advocate our convictions in most polite manner
Says someone that prophecied penury on another person. Smh

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Religion / Re: The Muslims Are Protesting Against ISIS by joseff14(m): 11:52am On Aug 06, 2016
They don't need to protest, the only panacea to terrorism is to edit the quran and remove those passages abetting terrorism. angry

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Religion / Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by joseff14(m): 11:33am On Aug 06, 2016
otemanuduno:
4everGod, can we meet at the Jakande bridge today so that you can heal the lame there and cast out the Adramelech demon you said that you saw inside me even through Nairaland? Pls let's meet there today. I will come with witnesses. Thanks.

I'll like to see sth like that too being on a neutral ground (not inside a church) and 2 persons of disparage belief (not church congregation). 4everGod, Pls accept the challenge let's see how powerful yahweh is in this 21st century. tongue

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Religion / Re: Only The Agents Of Satan Will Defend The Rationale Behind Hell Fire Creation by joseff14(m): 12:17pm On Aug 05, 2016
otemanuduno:


Your foundation is founded on fiction based on the story of Faulkin who died millions of years back in Sodom-Egypt. Satan, the father of your god is in trouble, because I OTEM have come to depopulate the kingdom of Satan presenting himself as God.

I command you in the name of Otem(my name) run kabakaba(na yoke I dey yoke o grin

Christians sha, you can catch fun with them eeh.... cheesy
grin
Religion / Re: Almighty God Did Not Create Hell Fire, Satan Did by joseff14(m): 12:12pm On Aug 05, 2016
otemanuduno:


Na WA o. Different people with different beliefs sha. Anyway, I am here to shed more lights to mysteries.

I tire oooo.
na one still dey follow you drag on the other thread. grin
Religion / Re: Almighty God Did Not Create Hell Fire, Satan Did by joseff14(m): 12:11pm On Aug 05, 2016
otemanuduno:


Na WA o. Different people with different beliefs sha. Anyway, I am here to shed more lights to mysteries.

I tire oooo.
na one still dey follow you drag on the other thread.
Islam for Muslims / Re: UNESCO Declares Islam As The Most Peaceful Religion On Earth After Long Research by joseff14(m): 8:20pm On Aug 02, 2016
Make peace with the enemy so they won't consider attacking you. tongue

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Religion / Re: . by joseff14(m): 9:25pm On Aug 01, 2016
otemanuduno:


Oh! I'm just seeing this. Oh my gosh!
He's so cute.
grin

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