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Romance › Re: Different Nigerian Men You Will Meet When They Ask You Out by joseph1832(m): 2:46pm On Sep 11
QuinQQ:
Sometimes I want to say: "Let's cut the crap. What you want is sex"
Of course, asking a girl out, is just a euphemism for saying what you just typed.

If I told you, I want to fbck you, what will you do? Wouldn't you scream 'sexual harassment'!
Romance › Re: Why Do Some “Bad Girls” Marry Better Men? by joseph1832(m): 11:49am On Sep 07
You have no idea, what those so called bad girls, are willing to do, It's the reason they easily get married.
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Sep 07
100Barz:
@joseph 1832 say "Si Vis Pacem Parabellum"
Bro you want peace? 'Cause my pen just started a war

Nigga please, "100 barz is the same as 100 Naira"?
Hell yeah — 'cause both get spent, and both still worth more than ya.
Believe me you, the only war, your pen-is starting, is with your hands/

Dude, take a few steps back and bow down, before you get smack tha fvck down/
Crime › Re: Chioma Ononiwu Apologises To Victor Ebele Jnr Over False Rape Accusations by joseph1832(m): 8:18am On Sep 02
Ishilove:
She is apologising because evidence choke. The relationship was consensual and the police discovered proof, if not she would have continued accusing an innocent man in order to destroy his life. Wicked people like this are everywhere ruining people's lives and it is high time the authorities started dealing with them in such a way that will discourage false rape accusations.
I hope the footballer in question, won't waste anytime in instituting legal proceeding against that woman, it's what she truly deserves.
Rap Battles › Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joseph1832(m): 10:56pm On Sep 01
Nigga please,100 barz is the same as 100 Naira/
Hell yeah! No wonder you're as useless as 100 Naira/
Crime › Re: Chioma Ononiwu Apologises To Victor Ebele Jnr Over False Rape Accusations by joseph1832(m): 10:40pm On Sep 01
Ishilove:
The actions of wicked individuals like this is the reason why genuine rape victims will find it difficult getting justice. Please, an example must be made of her to deter this kind of abhorrent behaviour.
I believe, the only reason why she's apologizing, is because she damn well knows her allegation, won't stick.
Nairaland General › Re: Why Do People Overly Stare At Me? by joseph1832(m): 11:27am On Sep 01
Elena243:
I have noticed that people stare at me a lot when I am outside. And no, I am not overacting. Sometimes, I consciously observe others around me and notice that they barely get stared at the way I do. These stares sometimes come with flashes of benevolent smiles from random strangers. Sometimes, the smiles are those types someone give when they have something to say but choose not to say it.

I sometimes think it is because of my height, because I am about 6’2-6’3 (I’ve never measured my height by the way). But the trend continues even when I’m seated, and hard to measure my height. A teen girl and her friend were staring at me the other day, while I was walking, that one almost got hit by a keke napep.

Even children walking by stare at me. Sometimes with a smile, and other times, with eyes of curiosity. I have no physical disability or defect by the way.

I am male, dark-skinned in complexion, and 28 years old. Is this normal? Does anyone experience same? Any possible reason why it happens?
Do you have extremely large boobsy or large buttocks, or are you exceptionally pretty?

These are among the very common reason, why people stare at you.
Celebrities › Re: Blogger Ifeoma Meets Pa Ned Nwoko In His House (Photo) by joseph1832(m): 3:37pm On Aug 31
uche87:
https://www.facebook.com/share/19axQvMJRU/?mibextid=wwXIfr
Ned Ned. Lmao. Knowing you, I won't be surprise, I you have plans to... grin cheesy
Business › Re: How Much Is 1Kg Of Cooking Gas Sold For In Your Community? by joseph1832(m): 11:12am On Aug 31
Almost 10 years ago, the price of LPG, was sold at N3,500 naira in Lagos, and N4,500 in Benue. Now, it's a different ballgame entirely.

Seeing how Nigerians complained bitterly back then, about how expensive the price of cooking gas was, I wonder why they're still complaining about the price now. So, come to think of it, is complain all what we know how to do, in Nigeria.
TV/Movies › Re: Peter Cullen: A Piece Of Our Childhood Has Died by joseph1832(m): 7:30pm On Aug 29
Funny enough, I was just thinking about Voltron, some minutes ago... Hmm.
Ishilove:
Never ceases to give me goosebumps
Rest in Paradise good sir, and thank you so much, for making my childhood one to always remember, goodbye.
Romance › Re: For Women, Relationship Begins After Sex! by joseph1832(m): 9:20am On Aug 29
Goo0dHardDick:
You're still a teen to understand what I wrote
YEah right, imagine how you just ran and assume I'm still a teen, hope you didn't run into a brick wall. Lol. Truly "assumption is the mother of all fvck ups".
Politics › Re: Throwback Video Of Tinubu In 1999: Come In And Guess His Age by joseph1832(m): 11:59pm On Aug 28
[quote author=seunmsg post=140475389] Looked like someone in his late forties or early fifties. Let Atiku continue making a fool of himself, just because he wants to be president. Lmao
Romance › Re: For Women, Relationship Begins After Sex! by joseph1832(m): 9:51pm On Aug 28
Goo0dHardDick:
This is exactly why if you haven't slept with a woman, it's clearly obvious you have never started anything serious with her and of course she won't take you serious either.

Women hold sex in extremely high regard and because of this, they carefully choose the guys they give their bodies to.

However, revised is the case for men. After sex, a man decides whether to date you or not, whether to take you serious or not! This simply means, a man Will never take you serious as a woman if he hasn't slept with you.
You generalize way too much. For some, even if you have sex with them, relationship hasn't even started, and they might not even have sex with you, ever again. There's something call 'quickie' you know.

About women carefully chosing guys they sleep with. You obviously are very naive, that's all I can say.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 5:28pm On Aug 28
tranxo:
in transit 😂
IN transit to be abused in whatever means known to man, all in the name of torture? 🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Uganda's Tooro King Oyo Dies At Age 34 by joseph1832(m): 5:21pm On Aug 28
Ishilove:
The young man died one day after the anniversary of his father's death. His father was 49, while he was just 34.

Talk about evil patterns and strange covenants.
There are things his ancestors must have done. I've seen something similar over here too.

The family members don't ever life long, or they don't have many children, or they don't have children at all.
TV/Movies › Re: FG Bans Premiere Of New Movie ‘Living In Colors,' Explains Reason by joseph1832(m): 5:19pm On Aug 28
Ishilove:
The rainbow used to be a symbol of mystery, beauty and a new beginning. Now, these degenerates have taken the symbol and bastardised it. They have corrupted something so beautiful and awe inspiring
Its what The West is now known for, to pervert any and everything possible.

I still wonder how a human being, can just wake up, and decide he or she isn't happy with the way they are, and decide to use surgery to pervert God's perfection.

Trust most Nigerians, who don't have any modicum of idea or what have you, but to copy anything and everything they see The West Do. I still wonder why they haven't been able to copy their good economy policies and stable electricity. Nope, na to change gender and copy yeye things Dem sabi. Nonsense.
Entertainment › Re: Women Smoke In Viral “Puff” Challenge, Spark Reactions by joseph1832(m): 4:24pm On Aug 28
Won't be surprise if that location is a brothel or a shindig strictly for face me I slap you, activities. Lol
TV/Movies › Re: FG Bans Premiere Of New Movie ‘Living In Colors,' Explains Reason by joseph1832(m): 10:07am On Aug 28
Burob:
They were thinking of the American market, living colors was a very popular show in the 1990’s on American TV, controversy sells, the producer & director of this living in colors I’m 100% sure have already made over a million dollars, b4 the release of the movie.

I remember back then in the early 2000, when Femi Kuti’s song was banned in Nigeria, oguy came to Yankee on tour, saw him perform in Washington DC, the diaspora was going crazy.
Femi Kuti's Bang Bang Bang is very different from this. That song was about sex, straight sex that is. This movie though, is something else.

Straight sex, that is, consensual straight sex, is not a crime in Nigeria, but bent sex (gay sex) is. Even Zule Zu's Kerewa was also banned, and that has nothing to do with LGBTQ whatever.

Let the American market help them promote their movie. They should keep such things of our media space.
Romance › Re: "What On Earth Would Make A Woman Attracted To A Murderer?" - MrEar by joseph1832(m): 10:00am On Aug 28
MrEar:
Good evening everyone.

Few days ago, while scrolling on X, I saw a podcast video of an African man saying while he was he prison, women visited him, and he had children from some of this women. undecided

Today, lo and behold, I saw this post on X. shocked

Now, my question is simple:

What on earth would make a woman attracted to a murderer?

I already have an idea of the answer but I am curious to read yours. wink

Source
Some women, are morally bankrupt. It's no different than the women, who give support to that woman who murdered her babies.

Just like Batman once said: "Women, the most mysterious creatures in the universe". James Hadley Chase, also said: "You never know with women". So, it is what it is. The main issue is not to find one's self in company of such women.

The moment you notice any such behaviour or even the slightest red flag, you move on immediately. You can even liken such behaviour, with women who still remain in abusive marriages, given the black eye and TKO the often receive from such marriages.

Asking such question is like asking how many planets are in the universe.
TV/Movies › Re: FG Bans Premiere Of New Movie ‘Living In Colors,' Explains Reason by joseph1832(m): 9:30am On Aug 28
Kingzjayzee:
https://www.legit.ng/entertainment/celebrities/1727480-fg-bans-premiere-movie-living-colors-explains-reason/
The title of the movie, gave the movie away. Though I wonder what the producers and directors of the movie were thinking. You know damn well, LGBTQ whatever is banned in the country, yet you went ahead to make a movie, depicting LGBTQ themes and the likes.

Nonsense.
Politics › Re: Doctors’ Strike In Anambra: Nurse Gives Firsthand Account Of Peter Obi’s Tenure by joseph1832(m): 6:01pm On Aug 27
flexgee:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9b4MhC8JDg?si=4ERljAOnEljIo8v_


Nigerian nurse gives details about the doctors’ strike in Anambra State during Peter Obi’s tenure as governor and how the state didn't notice they were on strike because all the mission hospitals are well equipped and active.

“Yes, doctors went on strike for 13 months under Peter Obi as governor. I was in school then as a student nurse, so I witnessed what happened.

Back then, the Federal Government introduced a salary structure called CONMESS and CONHESS. The FG said state governments should implement it based on the resources available to them.

In Anambra State, Mr Peter Obi said he would implement 60% of the agreement, but the state doctors rejected it and insisted on 100%.»

At the time, he said the healthcare and education sectors were in shambles, so he focused on improving mission schools, medical facilities and dental services, while equipping them to standard.

He also said there were no reports of mass casualties during the strike, meaning the absence of the doctors was not felt as much because mission hospitals had taken over healthcare services across the state.”

— Nigerian nurse gives details about the doctors’ strike in Anambra State during Peter Obi’s tenure as governor
I didn't bother watching the video for up to 30 secs, because it appears this is all sponsored.

I'll be more impressed, if an actual interview had been carried out, and nurses, as well as doctors, up to 200, were interviewed from all the LGA in Anambra state, then we can safely conclude.
Family › Re: For Men, Do This Single Thing If Your Marriage Has Lost Its Spark by joseph1832(m): 11:12am On Aug 27
uche87:
https://www.facebook.com/thevillagetowncrier/posts/pfbid0S22YkjuAoQUTkW1BjpdVvznbHENraLjUGxm5ktw5YdXuumYAyysjyURH5XnRQR4Bl
Tell, what is the major reason why celebrity marriages crash? Is it because the man suddenly went broke?

Your penchant for generalizing, is one of a kind. Lol.
Business › Re: Okin Biscuits Resumes Production After 17 Years by joseph1832(m): 5:39am On Aug 27
I see. I've been wondering what happened to the company. This is one of the best biscuits in Nigeria back then. The shortcake biscuit is awesome. Though I hope they want compromise the quality.
Romance › Re: Video Of Gym Instructor Working Out With Married Woman In Owerri Sparks Outrage by joseph1832(m): 7:23pm On Aug 25
Evaress:
Because you are a hor*ny thinking man doesn't mean all Men are like you. Some men are strictly professional in their business and don't reason same way as you
TaH!!! Nothing warrants any man to lay hands on any woman, just the way he did. He's even dipping his hands and touching her bare buttocks. Tssk.
Poems For Review › Princess. by joseph1832(op): 10:45am On Aug 25
P ristinely crafted into fine shapes of awesomeness
‎R adiantly displaying a figure as
‎I ntense like the Sun
‎N estle my desires with warmth
‎C aresses my feelings anew each morning
‎E xistentially enveloping me with love
‎S o radiant, it makes me glow like the stars
‎S he's the princess of my dreams.
TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 10:21am On Aug 25
It's just simple, she can reject anybody or anything out of existence.
samistry:
Based off one episode? Lmao

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