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Celebrities › Re: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by joseph1832(m): 11:21pm On May 11

Ishilove:
Roby is 47. You want make e kpai on top nack?? Just leave am make e dey manage his once in a month nacks in peace

Roby is just one man, amongst the many who knack for a living. Hehehe

Compare ruby to those guys in the ashawo thread. How many times have I read about women shielding their vaginas and running for their dear life. grin

Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by joseph1832(m): 11:17pm On May 11

ufotunang:
.. wetin your eyes dey find for her fine 🙄

The woman fine Wella abeg. Man no fit lie.

Politics › Re: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by joseph1832(m): 8:43pm On May 11

seunmsg:
BREAKING: Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has submitted her PDP senatorial nomination forms at the party's National Secretariat, Wadata Plaza, Abuja.

source

Ah well, the Senator is looking finer than ever. Kudos to her.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 8:40pm On May 11*

Nova15:
but i also wondered why the Sith always seem stronger than a Jedi?

Depends on the Jedi they face.

Darth Vader can't even defeat Obi Wan, neither can he defeat Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle and some other Jedi.

Jedi aren't equal in skill and power. Some are weak and others are average.

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Celebrities › Re: Honourable Emmanuel Odiniya Speaks Out About Beating His Daughter Ilebaye by joseph1832(m): 1:26pm On May 11

All this isn't enough reason to hit her. Now she has him where she wants him.

If she prosecute him, he might just go in for it, since he has wholeheartedly accepted that, he hit her.

Health › Re: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:54pm On May 11

Ishilove:
Yes dear. I hear it helps with quick ejaculation, and to strengthen their prostate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XayUCLgxS5c&list=RDXayUCLgxS5c&start_radio=1&pp=ygUcb25lIG1pbnV0ZSBtYW4gbWlzc3kgZWxsaW90dKAHAQ%3D%3D

Hehehe

Health › Re: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:47pm On May 11

Ishilove:
I read voraciously, my gee...

How did I forget. I was thinking you've started hanging around badt people oh, for you to hear that. Hehehe

Health › Re: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:44pm On May 11

Ishilove:
I am not a man but I hear kegel works...when you feel the thunder coming, pull out and flex your buttocks.

Or something like that.

Now I am curious to know how you heard Kegel works? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Suspend Player, Alex Jimenez Over Inappropriate Chats With Minor by joseph1832(m): 12:43pm On May 09

Police reports? Reads like she is one of them. Who are confused about their sexuality. Non binary or whatever they call them.

dominique:
That's how police reports are constructed

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bournemouth Suspend Player, Alex Jimenez Over Inappropriate Chats With Minor by joseph1832(m): 12:30pm On May 09

dominique:
Bournemouth has dropped Alex Jimenez from the squad as the club investigates his alleged inappropriate chats with a minor on social media. Posts circulated on Friday claiming that the 21-year-old Spanish right-back directed sexual advances to an individual who appears to state that they are a 15-year-old girl. The reports included screenshots of the alleged chats and videos. In a statement, Bournemouth acknowledged the "seriousness of the matter" and confirmed Jimenez will not be included in the weekend's Premier League game against Fulham. Jimenez turned 21 on Friday.

https://nigerianbulletin.com/ams/bournemouth-drops-alex-jimenez-over-alleged-inappropriate-chats-with-minor.27360/

I honestly don't get the emboldened

Celebrities › Re: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by joseph1832(m): 12:02pm On May 09

Ishilove:
What kind of offence deserves this kind of beating? I'm a firm proponent "spare the rod and spoil the child", but there should be a limit. A certain time comes when you start treating your child like an adult, not a naughty child. Short of commiting an absolute abomination, no offense deserves this kind of assault.

Being in the Big Brother house, isn't abominable enough? 🤔😁

Politics › Re: Dr Barry Of The Obidient Movement Replies Serah Ibrahim by joseph1832(m): 6:25am On May 09*

This comes as no surprise at all. I've always known.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 3:02pm On May 08

iamoyindamola:
Ode ni bobo fish yii with his confused and punchable face

wHaT do you expect from a guy who fvcked an Octopus? grin

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Politics › Re: Protesters Paid ₦2,000 To Mobilize For Peter Obi’s Court Hearing — Serah Ibrahim by joseph1832(m): 2:55pm On May 08

LegendHero:
Serah Ibrahim, in a now-deleted Twitter post, angrily fired back at fellow Obidient Barry Avotu, alleging she paid him ₦100,000 to mobilize supporters during the 2023 Labour Party court hearings.

https://x.com/mz_tosyn/status/2052630213071086071?s=46[/quote]Well. Here we go. We know this, we just didn't give a damn in trying to expose them, because we know they will ultimately expose themselves.

What a bunch bile and bitter individuals.

My main man disstroy. Hope you can see what I've been trying to tell you?

Politics › Re: How Obidients Were Mobilised With ₦2k Each To March To The Supreme Court by joseph1832(m): 2:51pm On May 08

Bros how far. You still dey dis Nairaland? grin

omenka:
2k pere. That's what you're all worth.

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Politics › Re: How Obidients Were Mobilised With ₦2k Each To March To The Supreme Court by joseph1832(m): 2:51pm On May 08

Most of them Obdient were busy scolding Nigerians who collected 4K to sell their vote. Chai.

There is a law, called "Jason Law of Corruption". 👌

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Politics › Re: ₦2,000 Obidient Mobilization Scandal: Deji Adeyanju Criticizes Peter Obi by joseph1832(m): 2:49pm On May 08

FuckFuckPastor:
Previous thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8667909/how-obidients-mobilised-2k-each

Things like this doesn't surprise me anymore. I've long known most Nigerians who always scream at the top of their voices, and lampoon the government, are just bitter they're not the ones in power.

Pit Obi isn't any different. Along with his disgruntled Obidient movement. They're all just a bunch loud mouthed individuals and noise makers.

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Health › Re: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by joseph1832(m): 2:44pm On May 08

ebubeson:
Firstly, the only advice I will give you is abstain from pre-marital and extra-marital sex.

If you check in the past, several people were keen on using protection in pre-marital sex or may be extra-marital sex, but today, if several people meet, they may just have unprotected sex without concern.

Many fresh-looking people moving about are already infected with HIV without even knowing, and many people may still want to have unprotected sex with these same fresh-looking people.

I am still giving 0% support to any form of pre-marital and extra-marital affair, but the rise in unprotected sex is a danger.

whether you support it or not, people are still going to have sex, be it pre marital, post marital or ante natal or whatever.

Using protection is something done when people aren't familiar with the person they're having sex with. As soon as they become familiar, it's going raw all the way.

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Politics › Re: Obafemi Hamzat Submits Nomination Form As Ajose Visits Secretariat. by joseph1832(m): 2:40pm On May 08

How much is APC nomination form for president and governor?

Cc: naptu2

Phones › Re: Number Of Active Internet Subscribers By Geo-Political Zones As At December 2025 by joseph1832(m): 8:02am On May 08

chopnaira:
Number of active internet subscribers by geo-political zones as at December 2025

Source

I'm curious to know how the cable came about this stats

Celebrities › Re: Carter Efe Receives ₦50M Cardboard Cheque From E-Money After Beating Portable by joseph1832(m): 10:03am On May 07

Isnt this the same dude, mouthing off he hasn't been paid this money when he won Portable? Lol

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 9:51pm On May 06

pu7pl3:
Netflix and Yahya low key cooked with this man on fire series🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Is the series that good?

Celebrities › Re: ‘I Nearly Died In That Fight’ – Carter Efe Protests Unpaid N50m Prize by joseph1832(m): 4:40pm On May 06

Kingzjayzee:
https://independent.ng/i-nearly-died-in-that-fight-carter-efe-protests-unpaid-n50m-prize/

He should be patient. Instead of coming to social media to lament. He could have just ask his manager to reach out to E money or the organizers privately and as why he is yet to be paid.

Releasing 50 million Naira isn't a small fry.

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TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 4:36pm On May 06

Even with the spoiler, Vader's appearance and display is topnotch. Reminded me of Rogue One. Couldn't help but cheer. Lol

oyaskii:
Broo they were relentless...but Maul was able to hold his own against them tbh, so they had to call in the big gun 😩 Broooooo....He didn't even speak, just went straight to getting shitt done!!...what a show man! 👏🏿👏🏿

TV/Movies › Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 6:02am On May 06

Nova15:
I lost my shit immediately Vader showed up. I just knew we are to witness Preakness.

Thank you for dropping this spoiler. You do well. 🙄

Politics › Re: Bisi Akande Signs Tinubu’s APC Nomination Form by joseph1832(m): 10:10pm On May 05

Politicstoday:
Chief Bisi Akande signing President Bola Tinubu’s APC nomination form.

What is the cost of this nomination form?

Politics › Re: Urgent Need To Rescue Nigeria Made Me Leave ADC For NDC – Peter Obi by joseph1832(m): 11:09pm On May 04

givedemwotowoto:
Urgent Need to Rescue Nigeria Made Me Leave ADC for NDC – Peter Obi

Source

I totally agree. I mean, who am I to doubt Pit Obi himself. Lmao.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Man Right Or Wrong? by joseph1832(m): 10:10am On May 03

Marvieduke:
Is the MAN right or wrong to enter the bathroom just to see what the Lord has done for her?

He iS not serious.

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