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FamilyRe: Cheating: Ugo's Ex-Wife Jessica Demands Retraction Of Story & ₦500M by joseph1832(m): 10:52am On May 15
GloriousGbola:
allegedly hiding a camera in a persons clothes may count as matter of intimate encounter chief
that is how some people do Indecent videos
if i put a hidden camera on your shirt i may see you prk when you pee.
[i may put the camera there because i want to catch you receiving bj]
I'm not talking about putting hidden camera on another person's clothes. I'm talking about using phone camera to video a person, when they're walking, talking, eating, working out etc.

Putting a hidden camera on my clothes, without my knowledge is a breach of my personal space. That sh1t is creepy as hell. Kai.
FamilyRe: Cheating: Ugo's Ex-Wife Jessica Demands Retraction Of Story & ₦500M by joseph1832(m): 5:44am On May 15
@gloriousgbola. You can expressly record any person without their permission. The only exception is if it involves matters of intimate encounter. Other than that, carry they go.
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra Names Tega BBN, Others As His Side Chicks by joseph1832(m): 7:59pm On May 14
What I'm basically interested in, is she proving that Frank didn't pay school fees for their children. She should post receipt of the school fees she has been paying. This is I am most particular about.
CelebritiesRe: Frank Edoho's Wife, Sandra Names Tega BBN, Others As His Side Chicks by joseph1832(m): 7:52pm On May 14
b0rn2fuck:
that's why we dey Bleep una anyhow... Use and dumb una like tissue paper
Baba Walexi. You never fail to make me laugh. Shey you still dey back upandan like you dey do before? grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Begging With Attitude? Make It Make Sense by joseph1832(m): 9:28am On May 14
b0rn2fuck:
Na girls, this one still sound better, the one that told me I will die untimely death just because I claimed I don't have the 5k I promised her anymore on that day she mentioned. She dragged me while did I give her hope and waited, why did I promise her but I insisted I had no choice to promise when she kept pressuring and pressuring. Cursed hit me that day and truly, money no dey
You should have told her to go take a hike and block her.
RomanceRe: What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me” by joseph1832(m): 8:12pm On May 13
h777:
“What I Saw At My Friend’s Wedding Shocked Me”

Yesterday was supposed to be a happy day.

My friend finally got married after almost seven years with his girlfriend. Everybody came out fresh, smiling, dancing, spraying money, taking pictures, acting like love still conquers everything.

But something happened during the reception that honestly disturbed me.

While the bride and groom were dancing, I noticed an older woman sitting quietly at the back. She wasn’t eating, smiling, or talking to anybody. Just watching them.

At first, I ignored her.

Then one of the groom’s friends leaned close to me and said quietly,
“That woman almost became his wife.”

I thought he was joking.

Apparently, they dated for years. Everybody expected marriage. According to him, she stood with this guy when he had nothing. Paid bills sometimes. Helped him survive difficult years.

Then suddenly he met this new lady abroad through a relative, and everything changed fast.

What shocked me wasn’t even the story.

It was the woman’s face.

No anger.
No drama.
No tears.

Just silence.

At one point, the groom accidentally looked toward her side, and for about three seconds his smile disappeared completely.

Three seconds.

Then he smiled again and continued dancing like nothing happened.

That moment has been sitting in my mind since yesterday.

Life is strange honestly.

Sometimes the person who helps build the house is not the one who lives inside it.

And sometimes, what people celebrate publicly has a story nobody wants to mention quietly.

I still don’t know exactly what lesson to take from what I saw.

But one thing became clear to me:

Not every smiling couple in wedding pictures arrived there with clean footprints behind them.


Image is from Google
How did she get an invite to the wedding?
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by joseph1832(m): 5:22pm On May 12
ufotunang:
.. Bianca Ojukwu fine pass am
At all. Natasha is pretty facially, character wise, she isn't. Bianca has it. I love the way Bianca has carried herself ever since she lost her husband. Scandal free and she respects herself massively.
CelebritiesRe: I’ll Never Commit To A Woman Again – Frank Edoho by joseph1832(m): 11:21pm On May 11
Ishilove:
Roby is 47. You want make e kpai on top nack?? Just leave am make e dey manage his once in a month nacks in peace
Roby is just one man, amongst the many who knack for a living. Hehehe

Compare ruby to those guys in the ashawo thread. How many times have I read about women shielding their vaginas and running for their dear life. grin
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by joseph1832(m): 11:17pm On May 11
ufotunang:
.. wetin your eyes dey find for her fine 🙄
The woman fine Wella abeg. Man no fit lie.
PoliticsRe: Natasha Akpoti Submits Her Nomination Form At Wadata Plaza by joseph1832(m): 8:43pm On May 11
seunmsg:
BREAKING: Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has submitted her PDP senatorial nomination forms at the party's National Secretariat, Wadata Plaza, Abuja.

source
Ah well, the Senator is looking finer than ever. Kudos to her.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m):
Nova15:
but i also wondered why the Sith always seem stronger than a Jedi?
Depends on the Jedi they face.

Darth Vader can't even defeat Obi Wan, neither can he defeat Mace Windu, Yoda, Yaddle and some other Jedi.

Jedi aren't equal in skill and power. Some are weak and others are average.
CelebritiesRe: Honourable Emmanuel Odiniya Speaks Out About Beating His Daughter Ilebaye by joseph1832(m): 1:26pm On May 11
All this isn't enough reason to hit her. Now she has him where she wants him.

If she prosecute him, he might just go in for it, since he has wholeheartedly accepted that, he hit her.
HealthRe: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:54pm On May 11
Ishilove:
Yes dear. I hear it helps with quick ejaculation, and to strengthen their prostate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XayUCLgxS5c&list=RDXayUCLgxS5c&start_radio=1&pp=ygUcb25lIG1pbnV0ZSBtYW4gbWlzc3kgZWxsaW90dKAHAQ%3D%3D

Hehehe
HealthRe: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:47pm On May 11
Ishilove:
I read voraciously, my gee... wink wink wink wink grin
How did I forget. I was thinking you've started hanging around badt people oh, for you to hear that. Hehehe
HealthRe: Us-iran Crisis: Condom Prices Could Surge Nationwide By 30%, Says Karex Producer by joseph1832(m): 12:44pm On May 11
Ishilove:
I am not a man but I hear kegel works...when you feel the thunder coming, pull out and flex your buttocks.

Or something like that.
Now I am curious to know how you heard Kegel works? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Suspend Player, Alex Jimenez Over Inappropriate Chats With Minor by joseph1832(m): 12:43pm On May 09
Police reports? Reads like she is one of them. Who are confused about their sexuality. Non binary or whatever they call them.
dominique:
That's how police reports are constructed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Bournemouth Suspend Player, Alex Jimenez Over Inappropriate Chats With Minor by joseph1832(m): 12:30pm On May 09
dominique:
Bournemouth has dropped Alex Jimenez from the squad as the club investigates his alleged inappropriate chats with a minor on social media. Posts circulated on Friday claiming that the 21-year-old Spanish right-back directed sexual advances to an individual who appears to state that they are a 15-year-old girl. The reports included screenshots of the alleged chats and videos. In a statement, Bournemouth acknowledged the "seriousness of the matter" and confirmed Jimenez will not be included in the weekend's Premier League game against Fulham. Jimenez turned 21 on Friday.

https://nigerianbulletin.com/ams/bournemouth-drops-alex-jimenez-over-alleged-inappropriate-chats-with-minor.27360/
I honestly don't get the emboldened
CelebritiesRe: Ilebaye Odiniya Allegedly Beaten By Her Father (Video) by joseph1832(m): 12:02pm On May 09
Ishilove:
What kind of offence deserves this kind of beating? I'm a firm proponent "spare the rod and spoil the child", but there should be a limit. A certain time comes when you start treating your child like an adult, not a naughty child. Short of commiting an absolute abomination, no offense deserves this kind of assault.
Being in the Big Brother house, isn't abominable enough? 🤔😁
PoliticsRe: Dr Barry Of The Obidient Movement Replies Serah Ibrahim by joseph1832(m):
This comes as no surprise at all. I've always known.
TV/MoviesRe: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by joseph1832(m): 3:02pm On May 08
iamoyindamola:
Ode ni bobo fish yii with his confused and punchable face
wHaT do you expect from a guy who fvcked an Octopus? grin
PoliticsRe: Protesters Paid ₦2,000 To Mobilize For Peter Obi’s Court Hearing — Serah Ibrahim by joseph1832(m): 2:55pm On May 08
LegendHero:
Serah Ibrahim, in a now-deleted Twitter post, angrily fired back at fellow Obidient Barry Avotu, alleging she paid him ₦100,000 to mobilize supporters during the 2023 Labour Party court hearings.

https://x.com/mz_tosyn/status/2052630213071086071?s=46[/quote]Well. Here we go. We know this, we just didn't give a damn in trying to expose them, because we know they will ultimately expose themselves.

What a bunch bile and bitter individuals.

My main man disstroy. Hope you can see what I've been trying to tell you?
PoliticsRe: How Obidients Were Mobilised With ₦2k Each To March To The Supreme Court by joseph1832(m): 2:51pm On May 08
Bros how far. You still dey dis Nairaland? grin
omenka:
2k pere. That's what you're all worth. cheesy
PoliticsRe: How Obidients Were Mobilised With ₦2k Each To March To The Supreme Court by joseph1832(m): 2:51pm On May 08
Most of them Obdient were busy scolding Nigerians who collected 4K to sell their vote. Chai.

There is a law, called "Jason Law of Corruption". 👌
PoliticsRe: ₦2,000 Obidient Mobilization Scandal: Deji Adeyanju Criticizes Peter Obi by joseph1832(m): 2:49pm On May 08
FuckFuckPastor:
Previous thread

https://www.nairaland.com/8667909/how-obidients-mobilised-2k-each
Things like this doesn't surprise me anymore. I've long known most Nigerians who always scream at the top of their voices, and lampoon the government, are just bitter they're not the ones in power.

Pit Obi isn't any different. Along with his disgruntled Obidient movement. They're all just a bunch loud mouthed individuals and noise makers.
HealthRe: The High Rate Of Unprotected Sex by joseph1832(m): 2:44pm On May 08
ebubeson:
Firstly, the only advice I will give you is abstain from pre-marital and extra-marital sex.

If you check in the past, several people were keen on using protection in pre-marital sex or may be extra-marital sex, but today, if several people meet, they may just have unprotected sex without concern.

Many fresh-looking people moving about are already infected with HIV without even knowing, and many people may still want to have unprotected sex with these same fresh-looking people.


I am still giving 0% support to any form of pre-marital and extra-marital affair, but the rise in unprotected sex is a danger.
whether you support it or not, people are still going to have sex, be it pre marital, post marital or ante natal or whatever.

Using protection is something done when people aren't familiar with the person they're having sex with. As soon as they become familiar, it's going raw all the way.
PoliticsRe: Obafemi Hamzat Submits Nomination Form As Ajose Visits Secretariat. by joseph1832(m): 2:40pm On May 08
How much is APC nomination form for president and governor?

Cc: naptu2
PhonesRe: Number Of Active Internet Subscribers By Geo-Political Zones As At December 2025 by joseph1832(m): 8:02am On May 08
chopnaira:
Number of active internet subscribers by geo-political zones as at December 2025


Source
I'm curious to know how the cable came about this stats

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