₦airaland Forum

Ishilove:
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Impressive

You should have asked him to prove it, by saying he is a d1ck, in any of the Languages he claimed he can speak fluently. Hehehe

bolaayenimo:
Is it true that Nollywood actor Emeka Ike is older than FCT Minister Nyesom Wike? Abi is Wike using football age?

Emeka Eke looks like Nyesom Wike's first son. But hey, looks can be deceiving. I know this for sure, because I've seen this same scenario...

naptu2:
See, I told you! He can't even muster a sensible response. 🤣

Everything is about ethnic group, political party, religion. No common sense.

KRS 1 once said "A dumb MC, is a dumb MC". You can't change the nature of a dumb person. It's crated into their DNA.

If it was possible, we could have hired Bertrand Zobrist to help rewrite their DNA. What a shame.

aswani:
This is a consequence of the worsening state of moderation on this platform sir, it's like people complaining about footballers aggressive behaviour towards referees, the laws of the game are there for them to effectively deal with such dissent but the referees wouldn't.

Obidients used to be sly about their "no common sense" as you aptly put it, now they don't care anymore, they just do as they please and moderators look the other way which results in indulgence.

If the moderators don't look the other way, how will the forum generate traffic, which put money in the pocket of the owner?

If you're familiar with the events of the last Miss Nairaland/Mr Nairaland contest, you'll understand what I'm talking about.

Who will ever imagine, that the once unstoppable PdP, will become nothing more than a rag tag party, whose members are contented with getting scraps. Chai.

I wont be surprise if he still masturbates, given the fact that, he has shown, he doesn't like using condoms. Hehehe

TopNotchTrends:
Singer Flavour has in a livestream on tiktok revealed that he masturbated 3 times daily for two years before overcoming it.

I think this should be before he gained fame as presently he has a plethora of women at his beck and call.

What do you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QXbQI7Fl00?si=QpVINE0vvjdvO4Bs

ajalawole:
The 13k own is for body.... While the 3k own is for soapy..

IshIlove. I honestly do not know, why you choose to share this post.

DieRich5:
[s]“With great power comes great responsibility”[/s]

I hope we are back in business with more beautiful films ahead.

"With great power, comes great b1tches".

Never forget this golden quote, my good ser. Lol.

Why? Dem let am know say, no be by to dey wild and mad, nahim make dragon dangerous. Hehehe

Lana1:
I come dey feel bad for Sheepstealer

nlfpmod:
Commonwealth games medal table shows Nigeria ranking 5th with 9 gold, 6 silver, 3 bronze - a total of 18 medals.

Didn't England colonize the US. I wonder why they're not taking part in these games. Hehehe

Soon they'll make a Hollywood movie about how England almost colonize the US, and make themselves look like the victor. Tssk.

Calibrator:
One and it is cooking

Lemme see if I can wait till the season is over, the I'll binge watch. I don't like eating for each episode to come out, before watching.

Calibrator:
Lioness is back!

How many episodes are out?

Chibuezem:
there is a need to debate them and expose the falsehood in their religion, do you know how many we've converted into christainity from such debates ?


The worst thing to happen to Islam is the internet now everyone will watch , hear and know their violent acts towards anyone who doesn't believe or converts to christainity from their religion

Dont be surprise, if fellow muslims will be the one shielding that Imam from the authorities.

maiiilooo:
Pastor killed hours after participating in Christian-Muslim debate, imam among suspects

*Pastor Bernard Mulongo took part in a Christian-Muslim dialogue before appearing on a local radio programme

*Two Muslim women reportedly converted to Christianity during the debate, a development that few expected

*Mulongo was found dead with multiple injuries after attackers on motorcycles blocked his path




Source: https://www.msn.com/en-xl/news/other/pastor-killed-hours-after-participating-in-christian-muslim-debate-imam-among-suspects/ar-AA28IkQc?ocid=widgetonlockscreen&cvid=6a67393cb0ae4f0eb9045d132fc85b6b&ei=93

Rest in Paradise, Pastor. You died doing what you believe in.

That Imam should be arrested with immediate effect. I wonder when people will learn not to take laws into their hands. I won't even be surprise, if the organizers of that event, are Muslims.

The 50 sketel of silver, given to the maids father, is what caught my attention. Today, it is about 1.5 million naira. Yet, when many Nigerians see the marriage list of some of our tribes, they go into tirades and start complaining.

Aside, the cooking aspect in marriages, that gulps money, the items itself aren't what many people should be complaining about.

cococandy:
Does 6 months sound like a fair amount of time for taking two lives in a deliberate speeding crime?

Speeding is a choice. And he made the choice to go that fast. One can argue that they do not deserve the same sentence. That’s a valid argument. But the difference is very ludicrous.

6 months for 2 lives and 35 years for one.

The law is not emotional but this was clearly an emotional sentencing based on the hype surrounding the case

What is the duration of sentence for such a crime?

Ishilove:
The sheer audacity of a golddigger...

It has become very obvious, many Nigerians feel the court, is like the police station, where who bribes the most, might get the thumbs up, until the get to court, and see what they didn't bargain for. Hehehe

The file number say the case was filed in 2024, yet we are reading that they've been in court for almost ten years, how come?

Anyway, congrats to Sinach. This should be a vivid lesson, to all those who like to steal people's glory, and take credit for what doesn't belong to them.

Congrats once again Sinach.

budaatum:
Please engage with me in six months time so I can reassess your mind to see if it has grown or not.

Please know that I am not in the least disappointed. I'm just observing and charting and monitoring your progress to study mind growth and development in general.

Also know that "the mind can grow overnight". You simply need to delete the bad software and install better software in your mind overnight. But I am not charting your mind growth overnight. I'm monitoring you every six months or so.

I honestly didn't read all what you wrote. If you ain't in the tub, naked and chatting me, like Jay Z said, Poof , vamoose, daughter of Eve.

phr0nesis:
Hulk616 is one of the best Marvel fan I know. Na fan boy him be, but e no do reach this one

Dis one na online noise maker. Nairaland is never in short supply of them. Any slight thing, it's the usually nonsense he just spewed.

Hehehehe.

SOZINN:
Should I be hyping failure before? Besides the Marvels and the whole of the MCU is still a very successful franchise overall. It's not news that I'm an Marvel fan so I don't know what you're yapping about. Your entire life savings can't buy the microphone I'm using so rest.

Which microphone? Online rich whelp_

This is how many of you, make noise, when asked to put your money where your mouth is, you show just how silly and impoverished you are.

Speaking of that cordless microphone that has no speakers attached to, the one you say I can't afford, let's even ask you, to take a picture of it, post it here, with your moniker attached to it, also, the date and time.

Let's see you put your 🎤 where your mouth is.

budaatum:
It's my bath tub in the privacy of my own home, so why would I hide parts of me with a bikini?

Should I also wear a bikini when I shower?

P.s. Do know that I am only engaging with you to see if your mind has grown since the last time. You are warned.

Sorry to disappoint you, my mind hasn't grown. Like the mind can grow overnight, eh.. Hehehehe

budaatum:
Is one supposed to go in the bathtub with one's clothes on?

Not really. You can still go in the tub with a bikini, but yours is special, going in naked to the bone.

I didn't even need to read the post of the thread, with the topic of the thread alone, I mean, I've lost count, how many times I've asked myself this wonderful question. 🤔

budaatum:
All of the above are equal red flags.

I'd beat my self if i go on a date with anyone who does any of those things, and I'd beat myself more if I don't cut the date short and leave.

Of course, this is so you. Then you go in the bathtub, naked to the bone, eh.

Atleast, I know what I shouldn't do, when I finally get that date. Hehehehe

naptu2:
Nigerian Air Force @NigAirForce

https://x.com/i/status/2082023131968151867

I was confused with the title of this thread. I read Airforce secondary school, while the other title in the post, reads, Airforce military school.

Airforce military school, and Airforce secondary school isn't the same.

I honestly dont think the minister addressed the concerns of Nigeria, very well.

Questions should have been asked, how many people have been prosecuted for the maiming and killing of Nigerians. That foreign envoy is suppose to be put on the hot sit.

The very reason why I always like the minister of FCT. If it's him, I know he won't have taken it easy with that South African delegation, at all.

The person is obviously very intelligent

What a funny question. She has the ability alright, this is why she says no, to any man she doesn't want, when they propose.