₦airaland Forum

Hannysmilez:
I'm bossy nd i've got a smart mouth-way too sassy. I'm also kinda blunt/harsh.
Really hope my baby drops that coz right now,the sarcasm that flows from her tongue has pass me.

Did I mention that I'm an Attention-LovePeddler? hope they don't pick that

These qualities are what I love about you. They give you a ravishing sense of humour.

hinwazaka:
Is it this same Garba Shehu that did not know of the phone call, that is now briefing us on it
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/223382-u-s-president-trump-speaks-buhari-today.html
It's today that God will expose all of you. Sean Spicer the white house press secetary will hold a press conference by 8pm. Expect questions of this supposed phone call to be directed at him

Hinwazaka, how are you? Longest time?

nextstep:
Did you miss the part where "Amiloaded reliably gathered that the security men on duty were tied up and matchted by the perpetrators while trying to gain access into the court premises."

Security men? Which security agency are these men from, I'm afraid to ask.

Lawlahdey:
Hahaha
See you later, dear.

*Runs outta thread*

LOL. I'm coming after you, babe.

Lawlahdey:
Looool.. Though, I have heard about it, I do not possess deep knowledge of such things as reproduction and heat period..
[b]Perhaps you couldd take your time to enlighten me?/b]

I can not enlighten you, I can only show you by giving you good practical teaching.

Lack of security is usually the remote cause of such things.

I wonder when we'll start paying attention to matters of security. Knowing security is the first thing any man should think about goes a long way to prepare him for any uncertainty.

It's a shame our courts lack adequate security to even protect it from miscreants.

What would Trump's call solve or accomplish? Will it make PMB a better leader or improve his deteriorating health?

I think we should focus on better things and leave inconsequential like this in the gutter.

Lawlahdey:
Hahaha... What time might you be implying?

You know, the time when nature makes you Hot and ready to reproduce.

Fifthcolumnist:
Your comments are becoming more and more insane everyday. Quite the reason why Nairaland needs an age check.

Sarrki is now becoming the Temitemi1 of PDP. Who did nothing more than write GEJ till 2019. Now do you see him around any more? Same might happen to saarrki. Peeps like him always become obsolete when the time is right.

sarrki:
Only Ambode, obianno and dankwambo can match Wike

That's the gospel truth

In terms of infrastructural development

Match Wike in what, uncompleted buildings or political thuggery?

Lawlahdey:
Looool.. Is it??

Yea it is. Seems something sexual is stirring beneath your loins, my dear. Tell me, is it getting to that time?..

Well, let's see how this goes. Though I don't see how Trump speaking to Buhari will assure nigerians he's fit mentally to steer this country forward.

Bitterleafsoup:
Lets see how the Duradullards will spin this one, cause Trump no go lie for youooo!

That Africa inscribed on your chest look mighty nice on you.

Lawlahdey:
Joseph1832ng... Why you always bringing me to the sexuality section nah?

Em, this isn't sexuality section, this is dating and meet up zone. So I honestly don't know what you mean.

Gosh! It seem all some people know how to do is just to consume, like consume anything. Wow!.

Yes of course, this is how women like her corrupt the mind of their children at such a young age.

PassingShot:
E be like say dem don ban you
Be a good boy when you return.

Ban can never keep me away, what does it cost to open an email these days.

I'm never a good boy, I am a badt man.

PassingShot:
The true amount stolen may never be known since some of the loots were even never reported or remitted.

However, we all know that GEJ met $67bn in FR and ECA, and he left about $27bn in both. Add the difference to what his govt could have saved from billions earned during the crude windfall, we will have an idea.

In order not to continue in circle, we must agree that the govt needs money to reflate the economy and such funds won't come immediately from recovered loots.

Let's hope all things come out equal cos I still hold my reservation against borrowing. It's something I frown upon. Even borrowing money from a fellow man is just not it.

SalomonKane_ says hi though.

amicable09:
I know.

You're a tease. One day, just one day. Lol.

PassingShot:
I would love to see past corrupt leaders behind bars today or they're made to return their loots.

But you and I understand that going too far back to 1999 cannot yield the same result as going after those who just vacated the office. Those ones still have substantial part of their loots in the country and it's easier to retrieve those than the earlier looters'.

And talking about using the recovered loots to reflate the economy, it goes without saying.

The question is, what does the recovered loots translate to in relation to the total monies looted?

I am very sure that as humongous as recovered loots sound, it cannot be up to 20% of what was stolen or what is needed to reflate the economy.

Then the question is: how much was stolen and how much has been recovered?

I believe if this is looked into, it will yield positive result.

I hope you remember Emir Sanusi, when he was CBN governor, raised alarm about a missing 20 billion dollars. You and I know 20 billion dollars isn't chick feed. Shouldn't it be made priority that every allegation of looted fund is investigated?

Then again, how much is needed to revamp the economy?

amicable09:
Hahahaha.
#LoveStruck

Joseph abeg leave me this morning. If you were female, it would have done you more good. Guys would have been doting on you like mahd . But you are a guy, so I'm going to repeat what I said on your last birthday.

Do and Marry!

Yes, but one should only marry a feisty female as fair as you.

Beside, playing artful dodger won't help matters. It's best to give in to me, you know. Lol.

PassingShot:
For discussion sake, make such suggestions here and let's see through them first. Many brilliant ideas have come from online forums in the past. If I'm not mistaken, the whistle blower policy was first mentioned on Twitter.
Bring forth your ideas. Who knows?

Hope I'll get the credit if and when things look up? I know for one thing the internet has given rise to thieves of all sort.

Anyway, lemme ask this, how much has been recovered from the loot during the last administration?

Don't you think it's wise to extend the corruption search light further than the past administration, to 1999 or even further?

I believe the money looted can be used to revamp the economy, if we know how much was really looted, instead of burrowing. Given the amount I see everyday, that is.

Well Deji kinda sound pained. I wonder why he should expect PDP politicians to spend on peeps like him when they can spend on women who are willing to open their legs for a quick buck.

TonyeBarcanista:
After him don make enough dough from the party.

But which politician no de spend on babes?

Spending money on women is different from spending money on hoes.

Hoes ain't loyal, remember?

PassingShot:
Sincere and patriotic citizens must suggest ways for the govt to raise the money needed to reflate the economy other than borrowing, since our major source of dollars has suffered huge decline.

How will our suggestions get to the government? It seem one thing all government in Nigeria have in common is their lack of listening to the cries of the masses.

amicable09:
I stopped seeing you for a while and I had ample time to catch my breath after all your chase . I'm glad the watchdogs kept me on your toes for the brief period.

How long will you be staying for before they come after you again?

Ah! No man can keep me away from you, be them mortal or Immortal, I will always find away. I'm extraordinary, remember?

I'll stay as long as you'd have be. It's always nice reading your thoughts, you know. It's like staring at a well endowed woman with curves as spherical as the earth. Believe me, it's breathe taking.

Hahahaha.
I like that you don't give up
That's an attractive component if I ever decide to consider eating out at night. Nutritionists advice that breakfast should be taken more seriously as it is the most important meal of the day. If you ever need anyone to sit out with for breakfast out of bed

Call me!

Night is best, when the moon whispers to us with its gentle light, I'd love to see how that light caress your ample skin...

Then again, breakfast on the terrace while watching the sun rise wouldn't be a bad idea. I'd be like giving one a new hope and new idea. New ways to woo you and sing to you. No doubt, I can just picture the scene.

Indeed, I plan on calling you, if only you will reveal yourself to me, in the most dazzling manner known only to you.

PassingShot:
Many Nigerians are now realising that the last administration was on a mission to kill Nigeria.

That administration r@ped the country without using condom and the child that has been produced is today's economic hardship.

No doubt. But one would ask what is this government doing to take care of that child that was produced by rape without condom?

I hope you know borrowing money to take care of such a child isn't a nice idea. Remember, a child born from rape need a lot of nurturing and attention and I'm sure you know how most mothers react to children they birth from rape?