₦airaland Forum

Hannysmilez:
I did call though

Oh, when was this? I didn't see your number on my call log.

Though I received an anonymous call from someone with 09 033... was that you?

Still, I still wonder. Nigerians treat foreign nationals like gods in Nigeria, but abroad, they treat us like thieves. I wonder what will happen the day we start treating them like garbage.

Bitterleafsoup:
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Take it easy babe.

Superman7:
hahahahaha... someone who is dead already is still shouting "die"
Poor soul!

Honestly, you're a sore loser! I would have imagine one who shout like you wouldn't bother trading words with a 'dead' man.

Alas, you're deader than than walking zombie. Loser. Flee and stop embarrassing yourself.

Illiterate.

Hannysmilez:
Let's just agree we have peculiar moral standards.
Btw,why aren't you picking up ya phone negro?

Okey dokey.

Well I will if I see a call.

Superman7:
You see, you died, you couldn't wait to receive sense, yet you jumped out to comment on Nairaland. Can't you see how your comment is turning abnormal? spellings, senseless!
Simple advice you refused to take, can you see your life now?
Die again and give it some time.
hahahahahaha....

You're an idiot, you know, then again, how will you know when you're a lobotomise nitwit belched from the rear end of a leprous ape.

Idiota! You should get a razor blade and slit your wrist so you'll know what nothingness feel like.

Then again, you should jump in front of a train so it will knock some sense into your more than senseless head.

You hunking junk of human waste. I believe you can't seem to comprehend just how mentally inerd you and your lineage is.

Foolish fool. Die from nonsense and remain dying, you senseless inglorious imp.

For this, I always attend weddings with my stomach full. I hardly ever eat at weddings, I hate waiting for food, when I know I can readily eat in my house.

Forget all that party rice and party food sweet pass. My food sweet pass their own.

Well I think I'm starting to like this Kemi of a woman. She sure knows how to attack them nepotist.

Passingshot, how are you today? I now want to believe the FG listens and listen very well.

If need be, let the FG set a committee to look into the allegation Sanusi made about the missing 20 billion dollars.

I want to believe if that sum is re-injected into the economy, it will do a lot of good. Borrowing never helps anyone. Not now, not never.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]A very weird human

How have you been? .....been quite a while [/color]

Really, how weird?

I'm been lost without you, you know. And yea, it's been quite a while cos you always elude me while leaving me in the cul-de-sac of longing for your love.

Em frankly, I wonder why the Sultan of Sokoto didn't think about this beautiful thing?

Happy Birthday Aminat. Wish you many more years.

naptu2:
I'm shocked that people don't know that digit = fingers and toes.

Well I didn't know. I thought digits = numbers. Let ask a girl for her digits = ask a girl for her phone number, something like that.

Least I learnt something today.

Superman7:
I see you as a dead man already. remain dead until you receive sense.

Stop repeating yourself, you inglorious newt. You might choke on your own sh1t.

Remain a fool, fool.

Ishilove:
Why are Nigerian youths averse to reading? The post is quite short yet they still can't read.

Yet you wonder why other western countries are ahead of us.

I learnt something new today 'digital penetration'. At least now I'll stop using 'fingering'.

I'm on the path to being a refined, freshly groomed and bloomed gentleman.

I'm curious to know why the court didn't mention her age. Saying she's a teenager can easily translate to she being 18 or 19 which will mean she's an adult, and the case might take another twist.

Superman7:
DIE AND COME BACK IN TEN YEARS TIME.
MAKE SURE YOU RECEIVE SENSE BEFORE YOU COME BACK.

After you, loser. Be sure to go for a lobotomy while you're at it, poser.

Ishilove:
Don't mind them. They keep shouting "Biafra or death"! without understanding the significance.

Well I believe the 'death' will be upon them. Those who shout death and the ones death usually find within the twinkle of an eye.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Lol just like that? .....now I'm scared [/color]

LOL. Scared of what, me? Come on now. I don't bite neither do I bark. I'm human, you know. Lol.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Yoh man, your area of specialty

So if asked, who would be your pick? [/color]

Well, I've not seen TTT's wife behind. So I can't really pick anyone. Lol.

The shallow me is move by what I see, not facial feature, but body feature. While the deep me is moved by something else entirely.

Now this is downright funny. So Son-In-Law is now an office position? Lmao.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]All bloggers must blow this season [/color]

It's the season for nonsense.

So to the topic, I'd rather these bloggers ask who is more endowed, like who got more boobs, ass, curves and the likes.

Ishilove:
I have witnessed a riot and I was very scared. Now imagine a war, complete with aerial bombings, ground troops firing hot bullets, fire, looting, _raping and pillaging, break down of societal order as we know it.

Imagine the horror...

Let them ask the old soldiers who fought and survived that terrible war instead of coming her to write trash.

My dad fought in this war, the stories he tell isn't nice to hear, at all.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]I wouldn't mind that chance with you though [/color]

Yea right. It's in your hands, you know.

So make that move. LOL.

charijee:
[color=deeppink]Banky w, all she's asking is a chance to know you better ....[/color]

You don't say? I'm sure you wouldn't mind that chance?

Looks like they're not resident in Nigeria? Then I ask why?

It's about time the FG issued a statement about all this foolish attacks by South Africans, on nigerians. It's getting out of hand.

Superman7:
You see, it took you a long while to reply, I can feel your frustration, poor man!
probably you died and woke up, yet they didn't receive any sense.
PLEASE DIE AGAIN AND WAKE UP IN TEN YEARS TIME, MAYBE A LITTLE DROP OF SENSE WILL ENTER YOUR USELESS BIG HEAD!!

You're a dull, dumb and very docile individual. I pity you.

If you have any atom of sense in that shellacked oxygen depraved brain of yours, you'd know you're a first class gnome.

Check the time of my last reply to you, and check the time you replied, it's easy to know who took forever to reply.

But not you, you who can't even comprehend simple English. Dude, you're a loser and a simpleton.

You're a frustrated nobody, I told you to get lost, didn't I? Now piss off and remain in the abyss of frustrated scallywags.

Simpleton.

Ishilove:
Some of these so called 'disciplinary' measures were actually abuse.

What these parents did is wrong. Why will you beat a child till bruises appear? It's downright wrong

Abuse, as define by whom and who?

I tell you, the parents in question didn't do what they did because they're sadist, hope you know this. I always question the rationale behind the action(s) of parents as regard training of their kids.

I'm sure you know kids of these days are down right disrespectful and very insulting.

No make up. That's how I love my bride to look, real and original.

HML to you both.