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Hannysmilez:
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Same thing? Same way? I'm lost. I don't even know what they do in the house, aside gossiping and fucking, that is. LOL.

Superman7:
You are very stupid for quoting me and saying trash. If you quote me again, you will become more senseless than you are now.

I believe you're the senseless one. You who can't smell the sh1t you've been fed from your toddler days is saying this nonsense, puhlease, leave before you hurt yourself.

You irritating bed bug!

samuelzion:
10. COCA COLA (TOMORROW)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk5OBmtsVt4

this is among my best TV commercial ever!.

Superman7:
If you don't have any reasonable thing to say why not shut up instead of supporting evil.

and If you can't mind your business, why not bury your head in your ass instead of sounding stupid?

benueguy:
It's well

Is it?

Ishilove:
I concur. A show about adults caving into lust because of idleness and unnecessary close proximity, married men committing adultery, people gossiping and pretending,

Really devilish show

Its just like the nigerian society. It's not today people started gossiping, commit adultery and pretend, is it?

benueguy:
Devilish show. If Christian parents don't stand their grounds, I'm afraid this will be the last generation to know Christ.

Believe when I tell you christian parents watch the show more than they watch Keeping Up With The Karddashian. Our society is one built on the foundation of lies and hypocrisy.

Knowing Christ has never been entertaining, has it?

She's in one who is married, right? Let's see how her marriage will unfurl after her brief fun in the House.

TonyeBarcanista:
What an excuse...

Shr

Probably isn't any different from the ones you give when you prostitute from one political party to another.

Frankly, no one cares who you let suck your boobs. Those who criticise you are those who probably do much worse.

So live you life and stop giving people excuse about what you choose to do with your body.

I've stopped bothering myself about what people will do to get money these days.

praxs:
I got diz invites without connection or anytin of that. Connection will get u mostly the Govt jobs. Exp, skills and ur ability will get u private or Non-govtmental job.
My 2 cent

Believe me when I tell you government jobs is most times, better than this private jobs.

Private jobs are usually a one man business venture, and some if not most of them have shown to be first class assholes who owe salaries and still insult you.

It pays to have connection, skill and intelligence, they open doors. I've seen it work countless times.

amicable09:
Lol. I'm right-handed too. I admire lefty guys and tried to learn it but like the elders say, "they don't learn how to use left hand at old age"

I can only eat with left.

Still, you're unique.

kaboninc:
Connection is like having a First Class...

Both can take to the door and in some cases cross the door..

But neither of them can keep you in the job or sustain the job...

Then the question is: what keeps you in the job or what sustain the job?

amicable09:
No! No! No! No!
Connection is not everything. Connection can fail. It has been failing since the days of Methuselah sef.

Talent, they say, is never enough.
Connection, I say, can never be enough.

An intelligent man doesn't rely on connection alone. Believe you me. He's too intelligent to know that who you know only helps when you're knocking on doors, when the doors open, what comes out from your mouth had better be sense making.

Not when the person opening the door know you're related to OBJ. Tell me, do you honestly think any HR would want to give any form of BS to someone he or she knows is related to OBJ? Come on now.

Yea, I know connection isn't everything. That's why intelligence and connection work well hand in hand, like bread and butter.

I'm right handed, though I wish I was left. I love and adore everybody that is left handed.

amicable09:
I totally disagree!
I have seen connection fail time and time again. In fact, I spent a considerable time after church service today discussing with a friend in church who is out of job.

Her parents are very influential. She studied abroad and has a master's degree but she couldn't keep a job.

Connection is like a beautiful face on a woman. It will fetch you suitors and may even get you a marriage partner but won't guarantee you a lasting marriage that is successful.

Wrong! Connection is everything. I'm telling you, your friend whose parents are influential is lacking something, the sane ingredient everybody wants and likes to associate with: Intelligence.

No offence, if her parents are that influential and she's having difficulty in getting a job, then I'm left to believe she's just a pretty face with a foreign degree.

Connections only fail those who don't know how to use it, or those who are dumb and outrightly depend on who they know to survive.

An intelligent man who knows what he wants, who makes nepotism his best friend, have the sky, not as his limit, but as his starting point.

amicable09:
Lol.
OP, sincerely this CV of yours is indomie like no other.

I'm looking at it, the information contained, the font size, the plenty description of already stated skills and I'm wondering what you say when you go for interviews that is not on your CV.

It's not as if when you appear before an interviewer you 'read' the CV out to their hearing. In my opinion, this CV no win am.

You have a heading called 'Position Applied For' or something of that sort. Please strike that out. It should be the subject of the email when sending out your CV (job application).

Others have mentioned some things too, please make the necessary changes and if you can, those skills need not be explained in detail like that. HR guys aren't zombies.

I think your font size is too small. I may be wrong. I may be right.

Good luck!

Funny thing is if the OP knows OBJ or Atiku or even IBB all what you stated won't matter.

I've long given up on writing 'breath taking' CV's since the day it dawned on me that in Nigeria, 'who you know' create ways like Moses created a way for the Israelite to pass the Red Sea.

Hannysmilez:
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Well I like to let people deceive themselves.

Frankly, I find the Big Brother show slow, I learn a lot from watching porn than watching the show.

Though I watch it sometimes... just to get a feel of knowing what's so 'it' about it.

Hannysmilez:
Seriously,it brings young people frm diff backgrounds to live normal lives-only this time,its live on camera
There's nothing they do that we do not do-kissing,blowjobs,sex,pre-intimacy,party etc. Hence,I see no reason for all this hypocrisy- We do it too

Yeah we do. But we do it when no one is watching. I sure as Hell love my privacy when I'm under the sheet.

Well there's nothing new here. We see people like him almost everyday on social media. Even here on Nairaland, they are many. They come begging and after receiving, behave as if they're richer than Abacha.

1bkaye:
Lol innocent somebody like me

I hear you. I've come to discover those who say they're innocent are in fact, the guilty ones.

So, are you her? The lady in question. Jokes apart, you look like her, if that's you on your dp.

Bloggers are the exact look alike of tonyebarcanista. They have the same zeal for spreading half-truth and lies.

1bkaye:
Lmao when have I caused wahala abeg?

All over nairaland, particularly in that ashawo thread.

Wow. I refuse to be shocked. Though this is still better than Jungle Justice.