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Is this still available. If not, can you help source for this on clearance sales... and I also need a 6 by 6 mattress

dearygally:
can be used in the kitchen...as a display for clothes and shoes..or even in the sitting room as a book shelf...
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Ketu
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Greetings to er1 on here... bin long y'all saw me... hailings to familiar monikers on here... here'z wishing y'all d best d transfer window has got to offer... cheers!

Sunnypar:
you don't start sabi? Your mumu don't ripe abi

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Sunnypar:
what's this suppose to mean? Your taught in Ketu before moving to where you are currently. So, every body that teaches car out with a pass..... Ehn! Ashawo man

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helen4:
go sit down for gutter u self. make d thread dey clean. for your mind u sabi talk abi

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Nony1:
Greetings to you all.

I am lnterested in tutorial at British gce A level school that is around yaba.

I made a First class in biochemistry.

Kindly contact me if there is any available positions.

lolz... baba...boya mama de ni... u want make ppl wey finish with pass and certiface of attendance geh ya tym abi

helen4:
I seriously hope the momentum you gathered is to promote the peace here?

dey 1 corner abegi... lemme focus on the e-warriors on here

Evathyst:
Did you just wake up from coma?

yea hunnay... datz wat yhu get when u av a lacklustre sparring partner... yhu end up getting bored to death... so wat u bin up to... u prolly bin garnering momentum for when I finally have your time, yea?

Evathyst:
Thought my Oga promised all of you on my behalf that I wouldn't throw tantrums here this year?


It's not like I've not been tempted to break that promise though, but I still can't find a worthy e-opponent here. Should you find any, kindly notify me asap. I be lady and trouble na my work!


Sunnypar, Rest in peace! Just like artisticallyart, you self don go down in history.


One by one, dem don dey go!

not so sure if I av tym for all dis anymore though... but den, let the hostilities begin!

avicky:
One new moniker said that, and she quoted it.

Someone is trying to call out all the trouble makers, i wonder why. Let me help the person call them. Fumstar, joseph310588 make una show, una other half dey call una.

Evathyst, stand by.

Davide470, anything can happen here. Permission is needed.

GoldenDr, i am loyal.

Stirring the hornet's nest, yea? 'trust u know what follows?! lolz.... Good afternoon, Good people. av bin MIA...but letz say am bak now.... so avicky, here goes!

he needs d latest installment of his regular payment...dey'v prolly forgotten dey nid to continue to pay to keep his mouth shut...and so he had to remind dem he still got sth to say,else he can let off n all wud go awry

if it turns out Maku has bin in d know all along n concealed such an important info dat wud av gone a long way he saving several lives of our gallant soldiers far north,he wud b just as guilty as d main culprits... itz called aiding and abetting a crime... Maku would also be a criminal! This is my submission.

Lordnewton1:
Hello, i was just admitted to study actuarial science in unilag, would need advice on how to go about studying the course thanks.

is dat Mipo Newton? Ion fink so tho... Well...wat u nid is a strong affinity for mathematics...diaris a lot to know really...but datz d basics... I also just gained admission for the Masters in Actuarial Science prog in Unilag... Emmmm...mayb u send me a mail at joe2infinity@gmail.com letz c if we can talk more on say whatsapp or bbm. Cheers!

ambassadorgozie:
Pls do u know if there is vacancy in other subjects esp govt nd civic cos I wanna apply.
Or is dia room for employment of more teachers?

Am stayin in ketu

Waiting for ur response

I wudnt know...I don't THINK so though

Prince16:
Congratulations.
Kindly explain how best to apply. Thru email or physically?

e-mail? None dat I know off...datz y I dropped d address...so u myt wanna go dia n submit,,,test and interview may be done dere n den sef cos itz a vacancy dat nids to b filled ASAP

goldendainty:
congratz

thank you!

MacJC:
Congratz man! We go wash am o.
Bye to "Lambert Function" tinz shey?!

exactly... "Killing an ant wit a sledge hammer" tinz.... *tongue out*... Tankx gee...much love!

Engrcharlesid:
weldone ...carry go ...d sky is ur starting point.....

charlesoooo... Ya noticed jor... Tanx man... 'Appreciate!

odisman:
Noted!but I hope they don't owe salaries and they pay on time too.

they don't owe...n dey pay around 27th of every month...I left dia cos I got a much beta offa in my field of study

odisman:
tanks broda!I know d school. I will give it try n I hope they can pay me 50, cos of my location.

if dey see your quality, dey wud ...just insist on 50 after u must av shown your quality in d test and the micro teaching... Bonne Chance!

I recently left ma position as the maths n f/maths teacher for SS3 in a skool around d ketu-mile12 axis...if ya maths is hot n u are interested ,u gotta act on d lead fast.. Pay is around 40-50k dependin on aw well u negotiate..skool is Gladys High School,Demurin, Ketu. Cheers!

M a graduate of actuarial science from unilag...wud soon begin a unilag masters program in actuarial science...preparing to write the profesional exams of the Society of Actuaries(SOA)... And I must tell u, there is a world of opportunities and possibilities out there for actuaries

Over the past several years, the actuarial profession has routinely ranked as one of the most desirable jobs in America. No matter the source, actuary is consistently rated as one of the best jobs in America. US News and World Report, the Jobs Rated Almanac, CNN Money, and others all agree: few other occupations offer the combination of benefits that an actuarial career can offer. In almost every category, such as work environment, employment outlook, job security, growth opportunity, and salary (especially salary), a career as an actuary is hard to beat.

Ashmark,ifeoluwa and thatblad ... I can't access that particular mail box anyaw.. U can reach me on joe2infinity@gmail.com . Cheers!

Thatblad:
Has anyone who had an interview with the MD this month been called?

did u meet d MD ytday? M Joseph...d guy on a navy blue suit on a sky blue shirt and a grey coloured tie

Ashmark:
Can u share the invite message?

final stage done n dusted ytday.... Expecting to hit training school soonest

iamyet:
Hi Peepz,

Anybody in the house with a degree in Maths/Statistics/ Actuary Science with grade not less than 2.1?

Buzz me if you have the above qualification and not older than 26years.


Cheers!

just got a test invite from mansard for the actuarial positions and I learnt itz for 26 yrs n below...but m 27, actuarial science graduate from unilag...do u fink I shud just forget it and not boda turning up to writ d test... Sir?

Hallo ooooo...house... Just got a test invite from mansard for d entry level actuarial positions... But I learnt itz for 26yrs n below...n am 27...shud I go for d test or I shudnt boda?

olafisoyeibukun:
Hello sir/ma. concerning the issue of bouncer, though am from Ondo, and we are known to be naughty and stubborn, but I think Joseph is the best person that suit that position.
I am not aggressive and I don't have the physique of a bouncer.
GoldenDR.
Avicky.
Artisticallyart.
Macjac
Stenon.
I hail everybody here.
if I no call your your name, a beg no vex o, I dey on my own, Na people wey me I see Na im I dey yarn o. Thank you all.
God bless

hehehe... Coincidentally, I'm from ondo o...albeit an unpalatable coincidence. But then,and on the contrary, ah gat too mach finese to fit into such a role...twud b a complete mismatch. Oga Oluko,you fit the role perfectly and oga McJc couldn't av bin 'righter' with his choice. To say Oga McJc's sense of judgement blows ma mind is to say the least walahi... Oga oluko,yhu av an adequate level of brawn and bruteness for the role sir, trust me on this one! You would find playin d role quite fulfilling sir. Embrace destiny... Cheers!

MacJC:
chai,....... Now, Barrister Sunnypar 2 d rescue: "OBJECTION MY LORD!"


Issssh! Abeg, OBJECTION OVERRULED!!!
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AGAIN, d "nairaland policeman"is right. Nothing like "scale through". 2 times in a row! Baaaaaaaaaaarrrrh! **shakes fist**
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Nna, tru 2 tork, dr r situations whereby one gasto blend o, by re-echoeing naija's common grammatical errors or else u stand 2 "offend" d ears. They'll believe u r wrong.
For instance, "It was them/her that prayed" sounds cool 2 naija ppl's ears (though wrong) instead of "It was they/she...." Or, "Give her d LETTERHEADED PAPER" is wrong bt 'sweet' 2 'our' ears dn "Give her d LETTERHEAD"- which will fetch u d odd stare from ppl. If I lie try "Femi scraped thru his french test" and u will notice d "gbagaun" - stare/attitude u'll get from ur "literate" listeners. So, sumtimes, if person no fit beat dm,.................
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**thinking aloud** Chai, so, nor be only me go Jelesimi 4 ds thread!
Hkhen-hkhen-hkhen, **clears throat** GoldenDr, Sunnypar,.... u are highly welcm. Pls, have ur seats diah!
E be like sey time done reach 2 4m "Jelesimi Association of Nairaland, JAN" o. Hmmmmmmmm,
#joseph310588 (Monica's broda) 4 President,
#babawere 4 VP,
#Goldendr 4 PRO,
#sunnypar 4 special duties,
#olafisoyeibukun 4 bouncer.

......... Me? As I nor like ojukokoro, I'll manage d smallest post-financial director!
#talktoyommex2000, STENON,2Str8, praise5, bettydee, Chrisdenis01, rukkyland, upload111, islamics, spice123, Larry37, Nlevel, manie, nitane25, avicky, Engrcharlesid, funpeter, artisticallyart, ravensckar, rezzy - da razor, ....abeg make una nor vex o. Nor be sey we wan cheat una , but u are YET 2 prove 2 ds house dt u attended Jelesimi, soo, u are LEFT OUT!!!
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Won day na won day, ds woman wey dey "spri-spri-spri" 4 ds thread go gramatikali fall my hand. Na dt day I go laff in 'Fulani'. Na she I bin reserve d 'Femi Adeshina' post 4. Wetin be her name sef? Eva..., Eva...., Eva.... , chai, and I bin remember her name b4 o.

chai... *shakes head n gives him d 'I just dey look u' stare*