₦airaland Forum

Shouldn't the said lady be given immediate medical attention instead of focusing all the available resources on beating the guy?

RIP to a true hustler.

CreepyBlackpool:
it does not matter where you are or what you are doing, as long as there's network and your village people connect to you, your own have finish

Funny, what kind of network? Glo?

deebrain:
INVITATION TO LIAISE WITH THE NIGERIAN POLICE FORCE.

Sir,
Kindly report yourself to the nearest police station for details about the aforementioned reasons.

We equally need you for some questioning over incessant disappearances of live chickens (agric broilers) in the custody of distinguished officers of the force.

Your presence will be greatly appreciated.


Signed
NPF Headquarters.

You will have to come and question me in my house...... That police station, I'm not and will never go. 9ja police can install your memory and install a new one.

nnachukz:
You made me laugh out loud. Guy you are a suspect for all the fow wer been don dey lost for area.

Calling me a suspect because of free lecture? You see,9ja youths don't appreciate talent..I don't think I will teach you how to steal cow. Lol.

We should use this

*HOW TO STEAL A CHICKEN FOR THIS CHRISTMAS* �
1. Survey the area for about 1 week.��‍♂
2. On the day of operation, wear an
oversized shirt. �
3. Be at the place between 11am to 2:30pm.
At this time of the day, the owners will be gone to work, market or indoors and the chicken will be playing
outside happily. �
4. Walk at the edge of the street and let the chicken walk freely at the centre, [its more easy in a village setting]�
5. This is where you make the grand move. ��
6. Dive like a goalkeeper and grab the chicken by the head��‍♀. Quickly fold the head into the feathers and put it inside your oversized shirt under your armpit like a Bible.
7. Move on as if nothing happened. No looking back!�
THANK-ME- LATER.☺��
‘How to steal a cow is next �

Oga you suppose rite graphic picture for there o....Desperation everywhere. MONEY. This dude should thank God, shift that wound a little down and we would have had another story in one hands.

Picture or Adon..........you know the rest.

Hmmm! May we never meet those who wish to do us harm. RIP dude.

How will all these help actualize Biafra?

Good for him...wicked man.

Still searching for mine. In the end,the guy is the real useless and stupid person in this story.

Funny. Some are actually destined for unfortunate things. Let them lock him and just forget him in prison.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Cancer
Most naija hospital cannot diagnose cancer, that is why the test is coming out negative

Wrong point. . cancer can be diagnosed perfectly in Nigeria.

One thing I no understand. Abi u understand?

Hmmm

Hmmmm

God give me two healthy, intelligent, principled and obedient sons. May God not let things like this befall us and our families.

Hmmmm! Must the public be informed about everything?

donbenie:
NOBODY injected her with Formalin,read between the lines..Formalin would have caused SEVERE tissue destruction..she had a severe reaction to the Anaesthetic Drug and coupled with wrong injection site..
A Reporter that does not know difference between Myomectomy and Fibroid should not be taken serious..

You are right...any thing goes wrong... as long as it involves Drs or Nurses, the world will just look for way to crucify them.

donbenie:
She was not injected with Formalin,trust me she would most likely not be alive to be narrating her ordeal if such was the case,Formalin is very distinct with an unmistakable smell and would have caused SEVERE tissue damage..
She most likely had a severe reaction to the anaesthetic drug coupled with wrong injection site which would lead to the partial paralyses..

You said it all. Nigerians always looking for clinicians to crucify.

Triniti:
You are a lucky man, if to say Na naija this kind thing happened. You for dey mortuary now

Na lie....9ja facilities done handle the one wen bad pass like dis.

I,Gladiator: best game I have ever played. A true experience of the bloody fight of the Arena. It is about skills not just the weapon you carry. You can kill your opponent as you choose...I sometimes even drop weapons to fight weaker opponent with ordinary hands.

Sometimes one can't think of punishment fit enough for some crimes.

cocoflakes:
it is the "FLYING DUTCHMAN"

Pirates of Caribbean nogo corrupt your mind IJN.

Gspotlicker:
i think the seven things should judt be "dont cheat"

You used 9 alphabets... Plus your apostrophe it will be 11. So you see...not seven things.

QueenSuccubus:


What's wrong with it? If he still got a muddy yam simply bcoz he is NOT a post op sha..

He is not a tranny, he is a gay.

I bet when that muddy yam is erect, that monstrous meat is much phatter than most NL men's kondo NA LIE ABI?

U done see a lot of NL men kondo be DAT o...Abeg u fit come see my own too o.

Hmmm! Good for them. At 26years, girlfriend I no get.I dey tink money like say I dey date am.

Thegamingorca:



The prick don create fistula btw the vagina and her peritoneum

Which one be peritoneum again?

Hmmm. Sometimes one can't think of punishment fit enough for some crimes.

Hmmm! RIP.

Una sure say the guy no get mental issue?