Reverend George Lutterodt is a Ghanian Marriage Counselor.. Here are some the hilarious statements he has made over the years.


"If you are a woman and you date one man for more than two weeks then there is something wrong with you."


"Never allow a poor man to marry you. A poor man's marriage will kill you early. And when you die you will go to hell."


"When you accidentally walk into a room and catch your wife having sex with another man,apologize to them for that is indecent exposure."

"If a man has reached the stage of marriage and his mother and father are afraid to tell him to go and marry, both parents are witches and wizards."

"Report any man who is not married to you but uses your picture as his DP(display picture) to the police and get him arrested."

"Women should never contribute to the upkeep of the house. If the chop money is not enough to buy salt, cook without salt."


"If you are a beautiful woman and you walk around and men are afraid to ask you out or hit on you, buy a big mirror and fix it in your room and cry."

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Hahahahaha! For game again?

Lately when I hear killing the only word that comes into my mind is Islam.

Funny.... African government go say na plantation ft road.

What kind of virus?

All these people and picture selection... See Mark as em dey look.

Hmmmn! I wonder what one will tell me that is reasonable and convincing enough to make me become a cultist. I don't want to die gruesomely but if I must die,I will die fighting for a just course as soldiers do.

What's some people are just seeing is meat on the road.

That's how every man should feel.

Hmmm. I feel for you. Any decision you make is good. It depends on the after effect you want. Over the course of my short life, I have imagined a lot and I have asked myself terrible questions like :what will make me one day want to kill my father? How will I survive if I'm crippled or blinded forever? Will I marry a girl I love even though she is HIV positive or can't have children? What will I do if I can't get a woman pregnant myself? All these questions were difficult to answer but I made a discovery... All that matter in life is live and die happily. A man's joy is not locked to anything but himself/herself.


If you tell him now,if he love you enough he will appreciate your sincerely and forever be more deeply in love with you for not deceiving him. He might also not love you enough and would want to let you go but at least, that will teach you that his feelings for you is not enough.


If you fear loosing him and wait till after the marriage before telling him. Mind you, no be concrete dem take mold marriage.. He can still change his mind and the effect on you will be tremendously dangerous. He can also accept you but fully aware you have deceived him and you might be the wife at home but yet,you are the side chick.....or let me say,house help.

If you refuse to tell him at all...He will still find out and your lies will become unforgivable and unforgettable.



So I say:Knowing fully that things like marriage, children etc are just overrated and will all pass and be forgotten just as we all will pass and be forgotten.. Tell him and brace yourself for any decision he makes after that.



Note/ Disclaimer: I be small boy and never experienced any kind of marriage. My comment is fully out of my own opinion and no marital experience.


Good luck.

Funny people everywhere.

NwaAmaikpe:



I feel so partial now.
I wish I could ask them to pardon him since he did it for the love of his mom.

Mothers deserve all the sacrifices possible because without our mothers we are nothing.

We owe our existence to them.

Guy,I never knew you could be this reasonable........ All I have known about you is display of stupidity on all threads.. Thank you for that comment.

Man's hunger for power is insatiable.

Come Lagos come wan my people for here o. We take herbal preparations like water.

Another one... DJ Khalid.

377 u wan kill me?

I believe you but the thing is, I don't have problem with being a side nigga as long as my se.....needs are met.

Hahahahaha! Let's go there. Guys will now use opportunity to ......Isorite.

I am just speechless.

Hahahahaha! Kill? Dey tin dey alive before?

When my name go enter this list?

Hmmmm! Who argue am before? The bible says it is global and that's all that matters in our world.

Jochabed:
both

Continue.... Make I waka dey go jeje.

Op,Are you hear to blame or seek people's opinion?

No one makes anybody anything. If a woman is a prostitute, it is a choice.

Isorite... We done hear.

Women and their way of life.

Funny guy at all time.

Hmmm! He survived two times.... Hmmm! My people talk say na if stone complete three na em dem go carry pot sit down on top o. Em beta tank God and form sick o.

maasoap:

Crowd come out, wahala. Crowd don't come out, wahala.

I like dis one wen dem no come out

emmie14:

This is not case of hatred but demonstration of feelings . Buhari neglected their call for immediate attention now they neglected him as well.

Please give the feelings a name.

gare:


YOU DON SEE THE DEVELOPMENT

I done see am.