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Religion / Re: Who Was Maher-shalal-hash-baz? by josh001(m): 7:49am On Dec 30, 2016
Isaiah 8 :1 and 3, son of Isaiah, I think meaning goes before this child would b able to say mama and dada the riches of Samaria and Damascus would have been carted away, something like that, bible quiz knowledge, check it out yourself.
Jokes Etc / Re: I Need Most Hilarious Caption For This Picture by josh001(m): 10:29am On Dec 27, 2016
When Buhari comes campaigning in 2019.

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Crime / Re: Abuja Woman Uses Children To Steal From Supermarket (video) by josh001(m): 2:19pm On Nov 29, 2016
If this is true, the woman needs a permanent apartment at kirikiri prisons, she is destroying lives, she is more useless to the society than she is useful to it.
Celebrities / Re: Choose Your Team Of Martial Art Masters (pic) by josh001(m): 7:02am On Nov 29, 2016
6, 9, 12. LEGENDS.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Didn’t Work Against APC In Ondo, Says Buhari by josh001(m): 6:54am On Nov 29, 2016
yeah right, but he did not work for it.

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Education / Re: Law School Results For 2015/2016 Session Released. by josh001(m): 10:54am On Oct 14, 2016
This is a much better result as against the catastrophe being recorded in recent times, we earnestly await these new wigs, congratulations.
Religion / Re: William M. Branham Was Sent To Forerun Christ Second Coming, Ask your Questions by josh001(m): 6:18pm On Sep 23, 2016
Be detailed mister, spill the beans already, stop being cryptic and then say ask questions, questions on what, lay your facts or is it fallacies now and then I ask you questions.

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Dares Saharareporters, Says Sowore Will Go To Jail by josh001(m): 5:36pm On Dec 06, 2015
LoveDecay:
How did Saharsreporters find this information. This evidence is not permissible in any court. It was obtained illegally and all Dino has to do is deny it, and switch to swiss Banks. After all he is a wealthy man.


Saharareporters been in the US does not protect you. You need to know that, if the Nigerian govt desires you out - so shall it be. All it takes is one phone call, thread very cautiously. The world is changing
nonsense! As held in kuruma vs. R, The evidence would be swiftly admitted not minding the means of obtaining it, however, some factors would be considered of which i can list them here but would not go into its details.

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Culture / Re: Meet The Woman At The Back Of N20 Note. by josh001(m): 6:17am On Dec 02, 2015
Beat the best and be the best, forget limitations, they are to test your resilience.
Culture / Re: Top 10 Most Gruesome Torture Devices In Medieval Europe by josh001(m): 7:57am On Nov 30, 2015
Inhumane.
The aftermath of the rapture will see worse torture mechanisms, Get rapturable and Stay rapturable.

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Romance / Re: She's all grown up by josh001(m): 6:38pm On Nov 29, 2015
So you guys still do not get the joke? Okay o, OP, i really am happy for you, you are a real man, our fathers had their families at 17, i pray she gives birth to triplets so that our joy will multiply, baba ibeta at 18, i am happy for you o, 2015 has favoured you.

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Sports / Re: Chelsea New Signing by josh001(m): 7:37pm On Nov 19, 2015
You killed it!!
Romance / Re: My Addiction To Sleeping With Prostitutes !!!! by josh001(m): 9:00am On Jan 12, 2015
Take it to the Lord in prayer.

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Family / Re: How Far Is Too Much In Being Romantic by josh001(m): 11:50pm On Jan 08, 2015
carefreewannabe:
First of all, how old are you?
like that was the question right? dunno why some people act so much in an high handed manner, that someone is chaste and conscious of her morals is something appluadable, thumbs up lady, no matter how old you are, tis good you aint ready to let any man touch you anyhow, and see, guys are deceptive, dont let the guy much space, he knows how you were before approaching you.

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Religion / Re: Brethren, Have You Ever Heard/read About The Azusa Street Revival? by josh001(m): 8:45am On Jan 05, 2015
ohh, Azusa street, reading about it caused a reawakening in me, a hunger still gnawing at my soul, a thirst still unquenched, my cry was and is, O LORD, AZUSA STREET AGAIN, PENTECOST AGAIN. Perhaps I have cooled the heat, this post is reigniting something in me, wrote a poem about it, would post it here later in the day.

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Sports / Re: MFM Football Team Rated Best Church Team In The World by josh001(m): 1:03pm On Jan 03, 2015
Excellent! Whatever thine hands findeth to do, Nairalanders, do with all thy strength.
Religion / Re: Beware Of White Garment Churches..the Worship The Marine Spirits! by josh001(m): 12:53pm On Jan 03, 2015
AtheistD:
Interesting... hmmm.... interesting shocked

PS: Have you ever taken Thorazine?
Even you said this with doubt in your heart, for how long would you with an open eye believe white is black.
Religion / Re: Pls Help!!! I'm I Possessed? by josh001(m): 3:11pm On Jan 02, 2015
you have heard, you dont believe, now you see, you still dont believe, how on earth will you believe my reply, just hope it wont be in the grave that you would believe.
Religion / Awaiting Omega Fires Prophecies, Apostle Johnson Suleman, Anybody? by josh001(m): 4:24pm On Jan 01, 2015
My bible tells me that God confirms his prophet by making his prophecies come to pass, the above is true of apostle joshua suleman, as his prophecies, 90% of them manifested, i therefore await his words for 2015, let it be known, that i dont grovel before men of God, just interested in the words of a prophet, still an observer, so, somebody, anybody, members of omega fire, help us out.
Religion / Re: Mfm 2015 Prophetic Picture by josh001(m): 8:50am On Jan 01, 2015
Prayer is the key.
Religion / Re: 42 Prayer Points To Tackle This Year 2015 By Dr D.k Olukoya by josh001(m): 8:49am On Jan 01, 2015
Well,Theindustrialist, you can rant for all i care, all i know is, his words have biblical support.
Religion / Re: 42 Prayer Points To Tackle This Year 2015 By Dr D.k Olukoya by josh001(m): 8:48am On Jan 01, 2015
Well, you can rant for all i care, all i know is, his words have biblical support.
Sports / Re: MFM (nigeria) Wins Inaugural Church World Cup by josh001(m): 10:51pm On Dec 14, 2014
Afrok:
Congratulations to them and Nigeria, now that MFM has won a football competition, I think having Mountain of Football Ministry won't be a bad idea undecided.
what trash is this one saying?

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Sports / Re: MFM (nigeria) Wins Inaugural Church World Cup by josh001(m): 10:50pm On Dec 14, 2014
Congrats to them, whatever thine hand findeth to do, do with all diligence.

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Jokes Etc / Re: The End Has Come! by josh001(m): 2:11pm On Nov 21, 2014
for those who do not understand, all he was trying to say was that garri is now 10 naira.

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Sports / Re: i still beleive in the big boss - mikel by josh001(m): 12:09pm On Oct 12, 2014
unfortunately, I dont believe in you both.

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Health / Re: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by josh001(m): 7:33am On Oct 09, 2014
Jenams:
calm down! There is time for everytin. wen u get too spiritual wit issues u r likely to miss the point. This matter right here is nt a spiritual one abeg! I'm a christian so go get a chair n sit down n listen to intelligent people talk pls! I remember bak in uni, my pastor use to tell us to read for exams as if our prayers will nt work, and also pray to pass our exams as if readin will nt work. I tink there shud be a fair balance btwn reality n spirituality! No wonder we hav boko haram killin people up n down in nigeria today! We r too spiritual n we r nt even among d best 20 economy in the world! #nonsense.
You look at it from the " conmon, this cant be solved by the spiritual" point of view, but God is interested in every area of your life, not when you have problems, you now scurry to His feet, yes, read,but even then pray after reading for a retentive memory, you are depressed, remember ( the chastisement of our peace was upon him, isaiah 53). You deem it nonsense, well, i dont see it like that, i think the creator is interested in his creation.
Health / Re: Turning 30 And Feeling Depressed! by josh001(m): 11:11am On Oct 07, 2014
Most of the advices proferred here are irritating, annoying, of no use and no help. Op, forget the bleeping and gyrating nonsense advice, it would only lead to an insatiable desire for more, a vacuum, more vacuum, you need one who fills vacuums, you need to have a true and real experience of Jesus, with all sincerity, go on your knees, invite Jesus into your life with all sincerity, get a bible and read, devour, then, the one who fills, would have filled you, He will make all things come in stride, He will order your steps, we cannnot be too intelligent for God, we all need Him.

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Romance / Re: Guys: 8 Reasons Your Ms. Right Might Actually Be Ms. Wrong! by josh001(m): 11:09am On Sep 22, 2014
efficiencie: Man since the fall is characterized by a dark heart, carnal mind and hedonistic body! Many on this forum that would not entertain a woman with these characteristics are not themselves any holier or nobler.

To get a divine partner, you must position yourself to get one by:

I. Getting a heart of flesh and putting away the heart of stone (Ezekiel 36:26)

II. Soaking your mind with things of the spirit (Romans 8:6)

III. Letting God choose for you (Proverbs 3:5-6)

God is your father and maker and only he has and knows the manufacturer-manual of your life!
spot on, could not have been said better.
Religion / Re: A Hard Lesson From Turkey For Nigerians by josh001(m): 9:19pm On Sep 15, 2014
gede7744: OK noted. God. will help us
He has helped us well, let's help ourselves in doing the needful.
Sports / Re: Oscar Pistorius Found Not Guilty Of Murder by josh001(m): 3:30pm On Sep 11, 2014
Funbii: He may yet be found guilty. This is only the
verdict as to premeditated murder, but something tells me he will get away all the same.
But its ridiculous, just because he DIDN’T CONFESS, you can’t find him guilty. You consider the evidence and you make the determination based on that. His story was utterly laughable. FAIR?? To whom? Certainly not to that poor woman that he murdered in cold blood. Just another example of a famous, rich man getting away with murdering a woman with little or no consequences.
Of what I know as pertaining to proof of murder and other related offences, it must be proved beyond reasonable doubt, an iota of ambiguity is enough to destroy the prosecutor's case, this serves the duty of ensuring that the innocent is not unduly punished, be you rich or poor, that is the general rule, so you really can blame nobody, he may however have used his riches to hire good lawyers.

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