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Religion / Re: "Doro Confusion" (pls Read And Share Ur View ) by josh001(m): 9:38pm On Sep 09, 2014
Songs leaving cryptic messages, some would still close their eyes, and shout 'is a lie', as if they were there while the song was being composed, my people perish for lack of knowledge.

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Politics / Re: Ghana Must Save Africa!! by josh001(m): 6:34pm On Sep 05, 2014
Mrval20: Please, what do you mean by "Ghanaian rule"? undecided
He meant we should start eating more of Ghana buns.

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Religion / Re: Some Facts About The Song "Amazing Grace" by josh001(m): 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2014
Splendid, Thanks for sharing.
Religion / Re: If There Is No Heaven And Hell by josh001(m): 10:01am On Aug 22, 2014
If there is heaven and there is hell
Religion / Re: World's Most Inspirational People(pictures) by josh001(m): 3:04am On Aug 20, 2014
We have no excuse for being unsuccessful, for those with the said excuses, looked above their limitations, now pray tell, what would be your reason for not fulfilling that dream, your country? your family background? or what? none, none, you have none, now get up, believe in God and believe in yourself, go stun the world.
Sports / Re: Why Was India Ban From Football? by josh001(m): 10:53pm On Aug 12, 2014
Ohh so you have not heard, no problemo, I will give you the full details. It was on a sunny afternoon, a match between Nigeria and India, i have forgotten what stadium was used. it seemed awkward when the Indians came on with their bare feet to play but we were not bothered, they however all had sinister smiles on their faces, oh yes, it was in the maracana. I started to panic when I saw this Indian masked from head to toe with fetish markings, I was told he was their coach and he seemed to be saying ' dem don die today'. I was shocked when I heard that but I trusted Mikel to outpace their snailish defenders, did I just say Mikel, ehm sorry Rashidi yekini. It then started, with the first kick of the ball, the Indians shouted in a strange language and the ball turned to fire,
a ball of fire, the Nigerian players could not play it, even the keeper ran away from the post, the net was punctured from their goals. They ended up winning 99-1, a brave Nigerian took the fireball from them and dribbled through, scoring a stunner, but paid for it with his Right foot. FIFA upon seeing this, decided to ban them for 99 years, and upon the expiration of the ban, they get to play against Nigeria again, do get ready brothers, once bitten, twice shy.


If you are above 20 and you believed all of that, your life must be problem free, you must be the easy believe type, you may deserve 99 strokes of cane but then, I envy you, for ignorance is Bliss.

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Pets / Re: Imported Female Chow Chow For Sale! by josh001(m): 10:18pm On Aug 12, 2014
on a dog forum shey, I think its the same seller, their names are same, JADO or so.
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Weirdest Nigerian Name You've Heard? by josh001(m): 1:33pm On Aug 05, 2014
O boy, this one mean say I never see anything. This is wickedness, you naming a child Consider, God dey, Government. That should be child abuse and could serve as a causative effect for stigmatisation.
Religion / Re: Seeking The Face Of God - The Journey by josh001(m): 9:50pm On Aug 02, 2014
The place of fellowship, the place of the word, the place of prayer, the place of praise. These three are key in the place of fellowship.
fact #1: God is not man that He should lie, he has promised to reward those who diligently seek Him.Note that diligence may connote seemingly stupid perseverance and acidic faith.
fact #2: Seek more of the comforter, the holy spirit. It is good to want to see God with face, o what Glories unspeakable, something all Christians crave for but few are willing to pay the price including me. In your place of waiting however, why don't you commune with the holyspirit. I do want to believe that you are baptised with the holyspirit, and you are sure of the infilling. He us with us for a purpose and we need not go through much stress for the purpose to come good. With total faith, just ask the holyspirit to grant you audience. After that, take your Bible and tell the holyspirit to explain things to you. Have no doubt, it is expected, just as how you trust your switch to always bring light when it is on. From there, go deeper in fellowship with the holyspirit, He will help your prayer life and your place of the Word.

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Religion / Re: 20 Commandments Of Muhammad The Founder Of Islam. by josh001(m): 1:23am On Aug 01, 2014
MrOlai: U guys cannot tarnish the image of Islam with all the lies you posted. U'll only further compound your problems. The earlier you accept Islam, the better for you.
The word "the earlier you accept Islam the better for you", confirms all that was stated above. Need no more convincing

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Religion / Re: Is Wearing Of Earings And Studs By Men Sin ? by josh001(m): 1:16am On Aug 01, 2014
The rings was used as a golden calf to rival God in the wilderness, it thus became accursed, Ezekiel also said in the day of judgement, your ring shall not save you, expect a more explicit reply by morning.
Family / Re: Irresponsible Fathers And What They Cause To The Society by josh001(m): 1:22pm On Jul 31, 2014
My dad is the best the World can offer on dads. If all dads were like that, I bet the world would be problem free

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Religion / Re: He Needs Help On How To Stop Masturbating by josh001(m): 3:54pm On Jul 30, 2014
There is one help that I can render, tell him to go to Rev 12 vs. 11. Therein does his victory lie, he should meditate on the Bible voraciously, and he should pray about it intensely, breaking the yoke of immorality.
Religion / Re: I Saw This Worrisome Reality & It Made Me Marvel. by josh001(m): 8:30am On Jul 30, 2014
interesting
Religion / Re: Apatheist, Let's Talk About Atheism. by josh001(m): 9:36pm On Jul 28, 2014
plaetton:

Might I remind you sir that Paul is also a self-confessed liar and tricktser.
So, beware of where you get your divinely inspired informaton from.
I will not engage in a banter of words. Say what you will, make whatever assertions you will. Try, yes, try hard to convince yourself, search desperately for that inner peace, look for freedom from the shackles of religion as it is normally put, please keep looking, whenever you are exhausted and ready, seek God.

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Religion / Re: Apatheist, Let's Talk About Atheism. by josh001(m): 8:26pm On Jul 28, 2014
I do not believe in fleshy arguments in converting an atheist or any body for that matter. Paul said I do not come to you in the excellency of speech but in the power of the spirit. There is a realm beyond the ordinary, it is not psychological. Conversion is mainly an act of the Holy spirit. God however is a rewarder of those who diligently seek him. Abase yourself, admit your ignorance, diligently seek the Lord, time may run, but you never will remain the same. It is a personal thing, You either choose to revel in ignorance or seek light. Get a bible, you can see it as just getting knowledge if you like, but seek Him yourself.
Religion / Re: Keep Yourself by josh001(m): 4:57am On Jul 28, 2014
Until the whole world knows, until all nations are liberated, until all persons are set free, that was the command, Go ye. God bless you
Religion / Re: ISIS Forces Last Iraqi Christians To Flee Mosul by josh001(m): 4:39am On Jul 28, 2014
The hypocrisy of Islam. They make an outcry against the Israelis expelling the Palestinians but they see this and look the other way. It is indeed saddening that this behavior of theirs is true to other areas of their lives. A Muslim is getting oppressed and they all cry foul, thousands of Christians are killed, ten thousands in the north and its political, christian girls are abducted, people being sent off the land of their fathers. Anyway, I am not in surprised. That's what their religion teaches them. You kill an infidel and you are good, in so far as Allah permits it. Funny how they all still shout religion of peace. It was founded on war, propagated by war, established by war, preached by war, sustained by war, never has been peaceful, never will be.
Hope this gets to front page sometime. Let's see how they are going to react. Enough of the one sided relaying. Enough of the hypocrisy

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Religion / Re: Bizarre: A Prophet Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For 13 Years! by josh001(m): 10:43am On Jul 26, 2014
Apatheist: With that stench it'll be easier for the magas members to fall under "anointing"
O how people think!!!. Apart from the fact that you ain't sure he stinks, so you fall whenever you perceive an offensive odour. Bro, heard that's a symptom of Ebola virus
Religion / Re: Bizarre: A Prophet Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For 13 Years! by josh001(m): 10:39am On Jul 26, 2014
aluunoble: Hmmm so weird! I wonder why he doesn't look like someone that has not taken his bath for 13 years, but he shaves. The man is smart though, haven't begotten 3 grown-up children b4 the supposed voice from God came!














Pls Mr Prophet, dnt drag distinguished Pst. Kumuyi into this, u dnt share the same school of thought....In fact him no bi ur mate in every perspective, ur views r @ variance and parallel....
But when you turn Kumuyi now, or are you his spokesperson.
Religion / Re: Bizarre: A Prophet Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For 13 Years! by josh001(m): 10:36am On Jul 26, 2014
baby124: Obun, first class mental issues. Why will you blame such on God. The bible says cleanliness is next to Godliness. This man must be very far from God
Show me where that one dey for your own bible.
Religion / Re: Hama Terrorists Complains That The Jewish God Changes The Flight Of Their Rocket by josh001(m): 2:31am On Jul 26, 2014
I can see some atheist, scared to rags and making frantic efforts to convince themselves that there Is no God, don't understand why you have to bring yourselves under this emotional unbalance and torture. And for the issue at hand, it is nothing new. God, the great miracle worker since year 0000 grin
Religion / Re: Seeing Faeces (sh#t) In the Dream, What Does It Mean? by josh001(m): 2:08am On Jul 26, 2014
Spiritual Filth, it connotes a life living in sin and the fact that it is repeated is a pointer yo the fact that you being warned to change and address it
Religion / Re: Bizarre: A Prophet Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For 13 Years! by josh001(m): 1:56am On Jul 26, 2014
Gods ways are not our ways. God forbid that I castigate what I do not understand
Jokes Etc / Re: Compilation Of Very Hilarious Jokes[a Must Read] by josh001(m): 7:50pm On Jul 25, 2014
the high rabbit got my ribs cracking
Religion / Re: Dancing With Devil In The Name Of Christain Music. This Call For Wisdom Rev13:18 by josh001(m): 6:54pm On Jul 25, 2014
tpia1: since all the humans in the op's picture are women, this thread is obviously directed at the females.
Your own too much na. As torch wave rightly stated. The OPs graphic representation was only to aid a proper understanding of the issue. I believe the graphics was the last thing you saw. Why then did you decide to throw away all former admonitions and hold tightly to the graphics thing. Two conclusions- either you being sarcastic or you just are not interested.

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Religion / Re: Dancing With Devil In The Name Of Christain Music. This Call For Wisdom Rev13:18 by josh001(m): 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2014
your words are true. Unfortunately this is the world we live in. One ridden with corruption and compromise. That is why Christians are admonished not to be conformed to this world. God help my Christian race

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Religion / Re: Please I Need Advise!!! by josh001(m): 4:23pm On Jul 24, 2014
Eh. Do you like your life, do you love your husband, what about your kids. you are keeping fire in your house. Gone thru a similar experience with a relative. the fact remains you cannot help her, the best you cab do is to take her to a deliverance ground. in fact, your whole family should go for deliverance, and if anywhere, at prayer city MFM. Had one relative we were taking care of, but she had a covenant. just like your moms. regretted ever taking care of her, don't you think its for a reason your brothers have hands off. you had better do your best and consider your options
Romance / Re: Virgin's Forum by josh001(m): 8:34am On Jul 21, 2014
balash: Funny trends! Guy'ss and ladies of 22 and under 22 be coming here to form saint! All of u wey never pas jamb talkless of enter university dey form am a virgin! Have not seen a dude or lady as an undergraduate like 300lvl in a university coming out to claim virgin after torrent of temptation's! U all mummy's boy and girl who sstill get allowance for mere morning or lunch meal's forming am stil a virgin why won't u be a vrgin in a place where u can't go out to buy common bisscuit and not get ur parents permmission be claiming after all temptation? Which temptation??
Any late 20s who claimmed been a vrgin is a deeper life kinda dude or lady with no form ofsocial activities whatsoever! Stop claiming am stil a virgin under ur parents roof most of this am still a virgin would be disvirgined even in 100lvl in a university o! How I wih we can implant CCtv in there forehead to watch dem ouyt! Omo mummy claming am sstil a virgin why won't u be a virgin! No be inssyd ur mama house dem dey disvirgin people o u hia lol,go visit ur bf at home lmao and come back for testimony
na your type dey vex person pass. you think everybody would be as sexually loose as you and has no home training on moral chastity. unfortunately for you, just finished my 5 year course in a federal uni. see dude, it was not a lack of opportunity. had several ladies coming to my room, and even clinging. not once, not four times. But there the holy spirit and maturity comes in and one way or the other, I disentangle. some of us hold high our morals. some of us do believe sex Is for marriages, and that a lady, unworthy has no right to my seed. if you do not. I think there is a thread for sex addicts, gerrrouut.

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Romance / Re: Virgin's Forum by josh001(m): 8:17am On Jul 21, 2014
am 21. decided to keep myself pure God helping me for a long time but mehnnnnnn, gotta tell u its not been easy. Been in situations I still don't know how I escaped, but guess the more matured you get, the more experience you have on how yo tell a lady No, and you get to know when a lady is behaving funny. But seriously, wud have fallen in my vow teytey if not for the holyspirit
Religion / Re: HELP!..,...I Don't Want To Become An Athiest! by josh001(m): 4:16pm On Jul 18, 2014
It is unfortunate that previous comments have done little or nothing to solve this young Mans problem. OP, you are at a critical point in your growing state. here, you need answers, your emotions are burning, you want to do things, you want to go places, you want to conquer and you want to be practical. The key to survive this stage of yours is not to jump to conclusions and take rash decisions. its to settle down and think. now look at it this way, if I join a cult, and I get into a fight or get killed, my destiny would be defeated, sure you don't want that, if you give in to lust, trust me you would only get out if Gods wants you to, it would consume you and you always will be in regret. if you give up on God, and he exists, know you ate finished on earth and in heaven. I would not tell you to serve a God you do not know. instead, find a secret place. go there and say God reveal yourself to me. it may take time, days but be consistent, many give up easily and jump to the conclusion that there is no God. please sit down reflect on the results of whatever action you take and pls work hard, God bless you.
Religion / Re: The Chosen Church And The Failed Miracle Ala Lazarus by josh001(m): 6:49pm On Jan 09, 2014
PAGAN 9JA:
[size=18pt]Re-Convert to Traditional Religion!

How can a free-born Tribesman submit to a Jewish man-god?


Worship the GODS!

not men![/size]


The Gods for Nigeria! cool



[img]http://intercultural.lafayette.edu/files/2011/01/Orishas.African-Gods.-Etching-and-aquatint-a-la-poupee.-Karima-Muyaes-2002.png[/img]
jewish man-god you say, JEHOVAH GOD I INSIST, that some christians are behaving unchristianlike does not mean i should come worship your wood, i cannot serve a wooden god, cause that is no god.

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