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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 3:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
Neldrizzy:
New track drops tonight... #anticipate
Na wey d technical problems dn end, wen d rap war go start
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 3:20pm On Nov 12, 2014
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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2014
chilledbarbie:


Thanks for your concern bro remember he had to quote me to say the word BI.TCH meaning he was referring to me soo its personal, I will do all I can to punish him for this bet it
excuse me o...Na which punishment u wan givam....Na frog jumb or pick pin or ride a bike...which of em
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Lolll omo mak i take cover go Nanvibez oo cheesy cheesy
lol run away soldier.... I pray mk d combatants no do " call to arms" if them do u gats com back o
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 11:02pm On Nov 11, 2014
drizzytee:

Lmao make I go wear helmet and waterproof suit before blood go stain me btw popcorn dey here for sale cheesy



BUY YOUR POPCORN HERE!!


POPCORN!!

BUY POPCORN!!
Na xo u go use kick fuel tank...war de hpn and u de hawk popcorn.... smh
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:59pm On Nov 11, 2014
kulkatty:
I guess we should postpone the rap battle. Or wah do y'all think?
seconded
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:56pm On Nov 11, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Lolll... REAL WAR!
world war one nairaland version
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:49pm On Nov 11, 2014
chizzy94:

Ain't it funny how an Ajebo would suddenly grow a thick skin overnight??
I shall fear no man but God
though I walk through the valley of death
I shed so many tears
If I should die before I wake
Please God walk with me
Grab a nigga and take me to heaven.
am speechless
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
Neldrizzy:
Oboi the mata tire me oo
e b lyk u go postpone or rap war cos dat na mouth war....real war go soon hpn
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:43pm On Nov 11, 2014
Neldrizzy:
*singing daddy showkey* Fire fire, gimi plenty water, gimi plenty omo, mak i quench the fire*
guy e b lyk Na hell fire wey wan set for here o....hw u go use off am wit omo and water
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:39pm On Nov 11, 2014
chilledbarbie:


Oh my . . . I have been following you closely knowing you were referring to me because i'm only new here what right do you have to call me a biatch do you know its an insult and i can sue you for that i purposely dropped that comment to see your reaction if truly i'm the one you are referring to but YES i'm the one you are referring to Ok i'm here come up with your analysis i'm waiting i bet you, you won't get away with this you just stepped up from frying pan to fire don't stay too long i won't insult you here but you will pay for this i promise
oboi c rough threat
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
chizzy94:

BIATCH YOU JUST MESSED YOURSELF UP! YOU THOUGHT A NIGGA WAS KIDDING?? PATIENTLY WAIT FOR MY ANALYSIS WHY I GO BATH MYSELF.
I'll be right back y'all.
#Peace smiley.
hehehe... baff fast com analyse o
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:05pm On Nov 11, 2014
chizzy94:

LOL see whining.
Exactly sha.
post or no post u must still finish d biatch o....me go even provide broom for ha to pack ha broken glasses...
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:54pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bennyberry:
yap oohh..i resides in benin..so na to just carry my pot and loads 4 head nd trek for 2hurs..den i go land 4 uniben cheesy
hehehe
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:52pm On Nov 11, 2014
kelvindim:
#Yawns

Okay now am bored.

-______-

My phone should just off already!
hehehe
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:51pm On Nov 11, 2014
wey d niggas wey wan du d rap stuff na.... tym na almost to ten o
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:45pm On Nov 11, 2014
chizzy94:
I'm on the watch for two things, Just two things:
1) The 'biatch' to post.
2) Lyrics.
smiley
xo if d biatch no post u no go burst am abi?....if na xo then guy dat Bleep up o
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
chizzy94:
'It's about to GET DOWN', very true, but 20 minutes...

Still begging you to please post your trash with that account when the battle starts, I solemnly swear you'd exchange places with the 'Rappers'.
cum Chizzy, if person commit crime u go wait for am to commit another b4 u arrest am or Na wetin u learn for police academy b dat.... ape shit d guy ass abeg
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:54pm On Nov 10, 2014
mesoade:
. . When i saw you both at yabaleft,i thought you're normal,cos i saw you guys are squating and quiet . . Then i asked what you were doing . . You told me you were laying cooked eggs
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 3:59pm On Nov 06, 2014
walks into d thread veri angry, wer dat 3coins guy....3coins!!! com here and Chizzy go bring ma Cain...to 3coins " wen u wan play joke no try wit person skul"...flogs im wash wash wash....next tym try dis tin and fowl go lay cook egg for ur head....walking out, mk anoda person joke lyk dis and dat person go do frog jump from maingate go d auditorium during clearance
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 11:04pm On Nov 04, 2014
I was sitted at ma fwends daddy's shop by d roadside in d market nd i couldn't help but notice how bus conductors calling for passengers yelling their direction. And ah focused on an empty bus, whose conductor kept shouting and no one get in...som would get closer but once they noticed dat its empty they would get out. But some patient ones got in d bus, afta a while wen d bus has enof passengers but not filled, pple stat rushing it and I smiled tu maself cos I learnt a lesson. wanna knw wat it z? I will tel u, humans r funny beings. in life, nobody wants to b a stater but everybody wants to enjoy d product. nobody wants to sweat and everybody wants a short cut and easy access except for d patient ones. that z y we mst b selective wen it coms to fwends. like d pple wu got to d empty bus and ran away to d full ones, some fwends will run away wen ur life seems empty, instead of them helping u to b wu they can b proud of and being there for u, they just run to d ones wu r totally loaded and leave u alone. so wen u get those ones wu stay wit u wen ur seems empty, hold n to dem and nva forget dem I a hurry....gudnite pals

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:18pm On Nov 04, 2014
chizzy94:
It's been a season of birthdays, from Drizzytee to Kelvindim and just recently Suley316 and we have been far away from each other as ever like the Isrealites because we have been made to wait a little longer to resume by the powers that be at Uniben.
LOL and I attimes feel we should be made to do another form of utme maybe Post-Post-Utme (your admission wouldn't be taken away from you though cheesy) so we could atleast reunite.
And again I saw a post by 3coins yearning for the 1000th page, lol man you can't eat your cake and have it. So I felt the only way we can make his dreams come through is through discussion - it shouldn't be personal, but something you know you can share with a friend - random people in this case.
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Let me kick the ball rolling, it's a season of birthdays and it's ideal I talk about Gifts. What's the best or worst gifts you've ever received?
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I graduated from High school in the summer of 2010 and it was much of a big deal. My dad then bought me a shirt that was his size as a graduation gift and said he would take it if I didn't want it. Lord! I didn't even rip off the nylon lol. - worst gift ever.
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The other, was from my birthday mate in high school, back then it was a tradition that birthday mates exchanged gifts with themselves. I wrapped a TRY shirt for this girl only to get a well wrapped CABIN biscuit. Jeez. - worst gift ever.
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Got a Nintendo from my Dad and it was the bomb back in the days. Mario and Luigi, Shekere Soccer 24 hours, 7 days. It got seized when grades were dropping cheesysad. - best gift ever. My first phone would fall in this category also and few others.
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Now, my gifts na by words of mouth 'Congratulations!', 'Thank you very much!', 'God go make you Bigger!', 'More Success!'. Lol prayers good sha cool.

Cc; Drizzytee, Kelvindim, Suley316, Benromeo39, Neldrizzy, Viccipedia, 3Coins, Naijaboiy, Kulkatty, Abel14, Efedua, HeyChiko, Mesoade, Swagalord18, ItsAaliyah, Pweetyz, JayEye, Chue, Fortunate017, HonourablePomk, Navvy, Palmer101, Incredyable, Victorious1, ModusOperandi, ComicSensation, IamTitanium, MarilynNash, Aisha800, DozieInspired, Ojingbe, Doctor21, ChimHigher, Josh96, Emma2Cute, Ahika, CJPresh, SugarCoated, TheOneAndOnlyMe, Orluuchi, MissyKwnly, Tessy10, OveyoBaba et al...

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I hope this would bring us back here and move the thread an inch.
Bless!
nice one Chizzy.....my best gift came wen ah was jss3 during 3rd term, we had a spelling bee and in d finals ah competed wit d s.p and ah won....ah was given a scholarship in ma ss1 and all ma text books wer free.
ma worst gift came last year during ma baiday, one guy gave me one kind well wrapped stuff, wen ah opened it at home it was one kind old man boxers.

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:18pm On Oct 30, 2014
dozieinspired:
got some problem with it but u can add me on facebook at Chukwudi Dozie, my pics is with a black shirt
course mate....
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:37pm On Oct 27, 2014
pweetyz:
..pastor nelson..ion have your time now..i'm presently in a prayer session with my new pastor..pastor drizzytee..you didn't perform well that day so the spirit directed me to him.. tongue
am dead...dis gal Dan finish Nel...taps im "guy next tym wen she cums for another spiritual section,jam ha wit ur spiritual power xo dat she go scream d way we 4 here go hear xo dat next tym she no go say u no perform ur pastoral duties well... guy abeg no match our hand for ground cos as e de xo,u dn fall am o"

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:18pm On Oct 26, 2014
Princecalm:
Josh were u nt d one dat served us drinks.
guy na cos v.c na ma uncle na mk ah help to mk tins faster as a good boi... na Cos ah give u small champagne to drink na u wan show urself abi...
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 2:03pm On Oct 26, 2014
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 1:23pm On Oct 26, 2014
hbd to navvy...wullnp

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Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2014
Princecalm:
wat an interesting match,just leaving the VC house where i watched it.
no b u ah c de swip im compound wen we de watch d match....
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:02pm On Oct 25, 2014
up Madrid
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 6:04am On Oct 25, 2014
gud mawin to d dudes and duddets of dis thread
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 10:41pm On Oct 24, 2014
Suley316:


OMG!!! shocked skay! What have you done!

Oh English,, you will be missed dearly R.I.P cry

Ill make sure your murderer suffers for this!! angry
Lol....funi dude
Education / Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 11:33am On Oct 09, 2014
chizzy94:

Which one do you know personally??
Post a photo of him/her.
Upload a video of him/her roaming the streets in search of jobs.
Show a photo of his/her certificate; course of study and university he/she graduated from.
Post a recorded phone call where he/she told you they are in search of jobs and living terribly.
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If you can't do any of the above, you need to quit spreading or talking stuffs like that. Don't come on here and kill people's vibe.
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Y'all need to strive for First Class and never settle for less. If you graduate with a First Class, have the right information and you know your thing very much, God with you, you ain't got to struggle in the labour market as some folks would try to make you believe.
First Class affords one alot of opportunities, you get to receive favours before other folks and it is only left for you to prove yourself.
The Bible even made it very clear; "Show me a man who is diligent in his work, he will stand before Kings and not ordinary men."
In short, why point out the 'many first class' that are struggling for jobs when you can also point out 'the few' that are doing very fine.
Ask that nigga that graduated with a Third Class or Second Class if he was given a second chance whether he wouldn't make it right.
Quit the negativity bro!
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P.S; One's grade is not the end of the world, you can make it with whatever grade you have depending on how you react to life's circumstances.
That don't mean you shouldn't strive for the best!
#Peace.
u deserve a golden feather for ur cap 4 dis rite up...no mind dis fellas wey de discourage pple wit hear say talks

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