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Jokes Etc › Re: Dumb Questions Ladies Ask Guys And Their Answers by Joshkid(m): 7:21am On Dec 10, 2014

Lilprincey:
Dumb questions babes ask guys regularly and the
funny answers guys give:
Are you a player?
Ans: Yes, CHELSEA FC wants to sign me next
season.
Why do you wan't my Pin?
Ans: I want to use it to burst balloons.
Can you die for me?
Ans: My name is surely not Romeo
My BIS will soon expire, what am I going to do?
Ans: Return the BB phone to the seller and get a
Nokia 3310.
If I sleep over in your house, hope nothing funny
will happen?
Ans: No, trust me, we would just perform a vigil.
Hope you won't break my Heart?
Ans: If you don't put it at the edge of the table.
Can you take me out?
Ans: Sorry are you in prison?
Can you come and pick me up?
Ans: Are you a beans seed?
I think I've missed my period
Ans: Then ask the class captain for the next class!
Can't you get a Car?
Ans: Did your father have a car when he was in
college?
Feel free to add urz..

Laff wan kill me die ooh!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:14am On Dec 10, 2014

Phantom727:
GoodMorning Ma. . .thanks sooooo much for the invaluable info you've given me! To be candid,ah wasn't expecting this kinda info from you cos i never knew you've done the medicals.

I can only pray jah continue to bless you.ah appreciate it ma,i really do!

Love that!

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Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:10am On Dec 10, 2014

pasvemma:
it was just like yesterday when I payed the acceptance fee and now am at the peak of the mountain. to all those who got admitted I congratulate you on your undoubted effort, I pray none shall be in vain

U nt at d peak yet brO...U gat tew sit tight for ur CGPA nt to suffer...
#poly ib nO b play play ooh!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:07am On Dec 10, 2014

tushwitch:
my point exactly!, you're Yoruba right?
even people that scored lower than you did got the frigging admission!

U mean poly ib do consider indigene first..??
#Hell No!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Facebook to Start Chargin Monthly Fee After Holidays To Users As Of Jan 1, 2015? by Joshkid(m): 7:04am On Dec 10, 2014

wow!..interesting!

Celebrities › Re: Biggest Story? Mediatakeout Swears Rihanna Is Pregnant. by Joshkid(m): 2:42pm On Dec 09, 2014

wow!

Phones › Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by Joshkid(m): 1:00pm On Dec 09, 2014

Goahead:
Still serves me like mad.
Gionee p4 rocks.

Family › Re: “I've Got 28Yrs Of Virginity To Pour Into One Woman”–Gaisebaba Shares Love Story by Joshkid(m): 12:51pm On Dec 09, 2014

Science/Technology › Re: Incredible Photo Of Lightning! Have You Witnessed This Before? by Joshkid(m): 12:50pm On Dec 09, 2014

Phones › Re: Can I Browse With 4g(lte) Network..on My Fone In Nigeria by Joshkid(op): 12:46pm On Dec 09, 2014

Osyxcel:
You are on a long thing . No Telecom operator is offering 4G network for now.

fhenkz brO!...buh ah qO still enjoy d 2gb ram grin

Phones › Re: What Phone Are You Currently Using? Pro's & Con's by Joshkid(m): 12:42pm On Dec 09, 2014

Goahead:
Thread for the big boys
Runs out with my Gionee p4

Gionee ke?...mtcheeww!..
#i hate thOse chinese sO called smartph0nes grin

#nO hard feelings bro

Phones › Can I Browse With 4g(lte) Network..on My Fone In Nigeria by Joshkid(op): 11:56am On Dec 09, 2014

Wanna get d samsung s3(LTE VERSION)..was wondering if i will b able to browse with d 4g network..
#Nid reply ASAP

Celebrities › Re: Gay Lover Stabs Partner To Death In Abuja [pic] by Joshkid(m): 10:31am On Dec 09, 2014

2nd to comment

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 10:02am On Dec 09, 2014

Dopeyomi:
Na next week monday o

ok tnx...I fit pay dz saturday shey?

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:44am On Dec 09, 2014

Has hostel allocation started?
#Dopeyomi

Music/Radio › Re: Nigeria: Top 14 Songs Of 2014 by Joshkid(m): 5:39pm On Dec 07, 2014

i got more excited wen i got tew No.5 grin

Phones › Re: TECNO, Gionee, & Fake Galaxy Phones Preloaded With DeathRing Trojan? by Joshkid(m): 5:37pm On Dec 07, 2014

i loathe chinese smartphones thO'
#TeamSamsung grin

Phones › Re: Pipo T3? by Joshkid(m): 3:53pm On Dec 07, 2014

cardoso111:
Dear NLanders.can you convince why i should buy PIPO T3 instead of Samsung Galxy tab 3 7.0 pls?

Wich 1 b pipo again ooh!...#smh

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Phones › Re: Best Android Phone For Gaming? by Joshkid(m): 3:31pm On Dec 07, 2014

Tolu95:
I want to buy a new android phone.the phone must be strong n good at gaming.pls who can help me on the name or type of phone i can buy@the range of #23000.tnks

Will advice u to qO for phones frm Samsung, Htc, Sony...abeg nO qO buy those crappy chinese so called smartphone grin

..
#TeamSamsungGalaxys3

Science/Technology › Re: Wooooooow !!! So Isaac Newton Was An Alchemist ? Read And Share Science Facts by Joshkid(m): 2:02pm On Dec 07, 2014

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Joshkid(m): 1:29pm On Dec 07, 2014

Am in need Of samsung galaxy s3(19300) Urgently...If u'r interested..08144892934..
N.B i resyd in Ibadan

Celebrities › Re: I Am Not A Virgin - Waje Confesses by Joshkid(m): 12:31pm On Dec 07, 2014

Celebrities › Re: Ace Filmmaker, Emem Isong, Weds ( Photos ) by Joshkid(m): 7:39pm On Dec 06, 2014

Wow! Datz cool..
#First Page tinz thO grin

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:37pm On Dec 06, 2014

lukmonadeola:
see bad belle united.don't worry the league is ours and ur united will not make the top 4.

I rily love seeing chelsea fall for my face tewdai grin

team #Manchester United

Celebrities › Re: See What Waist Cinchers Has Done To This Ghanaian Lady's Body by Joshkid(m): 7:34pm On Dec 06, 2014

ch0i!...

Fashion › Re: Photos: Wizkid's Son Rocking Agbada by Joshkid(m): 7:31pm On Dec 06, 2014

Siddeek:
smal boi don born pikin at dis age?

kid indeed

Phones › Re: Do You Have A Symbian Phone To Sell? by Joshkid(m): 5:34pm On Dec 06, 2014

Yeah...Av got Nokia 6120c Navigator For sale..whaTsapp 08144892934

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