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Technology Market › Re: Innjoo I1s (5inch,Quadcore, KitKat,1gb,8gb,5mp) CLOSED by Joshkid(m): 5:17am On Nov 28, 2014

DNDROID:

add a 10,000mAh power bank of 1,999...
and total is 11,499...

I realy wish to buy it buh...Am tayad of complaint been made by d users of Chinese android phones...
#Wanna port to Samsung s3

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Celebrities › Chai!!! Actrss Mercy Aigbe Gentry’s Hubby Beaten To A Pulp by Joshkid(op): 5:14am On Nov 28, 2014

Actress mercy Aigbe-Gentry’ s Hubby Lanre was given the
beating of his life yesterday
November 26,2014 at his hotel
premises in Ikeja. According to
insider gist,the guy who beat him
up is Gov. Mimiko’s SA named Bashorun Akinloye Akinboni .
It is whispered that Bashorun paid Lanre Gentry rent but he
turned around and rented out
same house to gospel artiste Atorise.
When Bashorun Akinloye Akinboni went to his hotel last night and coincidentally met Atorise there ,an argument ensued and Bashorun Akinloye Akinboni lost his temper and pounced on Larry Gent beating
him to a Pulp.
When the beating got too much
and blood was gushing from all
his body,Atorise took to his heels,leaving the venue in one
piece.
As you read this,he has bandage
on his legs, arms and places eyes
cannot see when one is clothed.
Amebos swear that Popular
Yoruba presenter, Segun Adisa of Labeorun fame was also there
live and witnessed the beating…
However,it is possible he might
not want to be associated with
this kind of news when it breaks.
when call was put through to
Bashorun’s Gsm number to find
out why he beat up Lanre and he said
‘‘Lanre is in the habit of duping people and had no right to take his money and give someone else the house.he has been doing this to several people and needs to be stopped”
It is alleged that Mercy’s Hubby is in debt and under pressure to
provide money for the five star
beauty shop his wife is about to
launch next week.

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 5:03am On Nov 28, 2014

flameezbaba:
ORISUN TURN UP TURN UP ORISUN TURN UP TURN UP

U've paid for d hostel..?

Technology Market › Re: Innjoo I1s (5inch,Quadcore, KitKat,1gb,8gb,5mp) CLOSED by Joshkid(m): 4:58am On Nov 28, 2014

DNDROID:
have you seen this offer?

LAWLESS250.. Joshkid.. prinzfunchi

Wow!

Romance › Re: 19 Things People Do When They Are Bored And Alone. by Joshkid(m): 8:34pm On Nov 27, 2014

emusmith:
Having caught myself more than once in some of this, I decided to come up few things People & especially Singles Do When They're Bored or Alone.

1. Eat excessively.

2. Take a selfie with different clothes on.

3. Shave their privy parts (popularly known as punnany, as the case may be).

4. Clean their fans and other electronics for the first time in weeks...

5. They sing aloud. Most times, Off-key!

Dont ask me, Ask ladies! #,hands in mouth #

6. Visit friends and neighbours over nothing important.

7. Stare at the light bulb and keep staring hoping NEPA will understand. Iffa hear!

8. Login to Social Networks like Nairaland, and start view other people's profile. Some decides to start bashing you and damning your thread.
DON'T BLAME THEM. LONELINESS KNOWS THEM BY NAME...says West life.

9. Start playing with their pets at home. Some even go make their dogs up...come dey laff the dog as if the dog understand wetin dey happen... Nawa o!

10. Excessive Watching of TV...Homevideo and Telemundo fans. How is it going?

11. Listen to music...Guys and music sha...

12. Read a book...
Nerds/introverts be like:
Now you're talking...

13. Call a friend just to say HI.

If a girl calls you just to say HI. Don't be too quick to misinterprete her, abeg, to avoid heart attack.
She might just be bored and needs to talk...

14. Take a walk. I call this Sending Yourself On A Fool's Errand...
You just leave Your Self Contain con begin to walk like...mtchew!

15. Make up a short story or work on an article. Perhaps, a book. Some play their guitar or other musical instruments.

16. Do something nice for your girl. Like a Poem or a card. You could use MS PowerPoint or CorelDraw...
It works like magic...thank me later! Lol

17. Play Video games. How should I forget this?

18. Stare endlessly at the mirror. I guess, they are like, "why is my nose flat?" "Why my buttt no big small?", "If not for this my tribal marks enh...!"

Lol! You don't need that!

19. Play with parts of their body...trying to euphemize my words here...

As dem talk, A lonely man is the devil's workshop...

Most young people self service the most when they're bored and lonely. #FACT#

ADVICE: The cure to loneliness is don't be lonely. Get involved in something worthwhile. For all who just passed out from NYSC, you might be going through this, haha... start from somewhere!

A million dollar job will come but keep your hands busy!
After working for three years now, I can deduce the effect of work to a man...
IT ADDS VALUE TO HUMAN LIFE! The pay, notwithstanding.

Loneliness is the mother to all bad habits, don't be lonely.

You're free to add yours

Exactly!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:17pm On Nov 27, 2014

omokenny24:
Admitted! Simple! Am Harsh, But That Doesn't Mean Aint Accommodating..... Well, With Time, If Fate Will Allow, U'll Know Me Better.....

Uhmn...Yeah

Properties › Re: Tanker Fire At Abakpa Enugu by Joshkid(m): 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2014

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:58pm On Nov 27, 2014

Phantom727:
Its still the same thing. . .ma

I wonder ooh!

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy S2, S3, S4, Note 2 & 3 Expert by Joshkid(m): 7:47pm On Nov 27, 2014

Anybdy dat wanna sell Samsung s3(neatly used)...at an affordable price..
#Am in Ibadan

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:30pm On Nov 27, 2014

omokenny24:
Hmmm..... I Know The Truth, And I Must Say It, Don't Really Know How To Explain It, Am Simple Tho(No False Defence Here, U Know I 1st Acknowledged My Words Being Harsh), But My Words/Tone Can Be So Harsh..... Is It Contradicting?

U r harsh...Admit it!
#Simple

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:19pm On Nov 27, 2014

Phantom727:
''talk'' rubbish on a chat app like this

phantom..Una don start oo

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 7:05pm On Nov 27, 2014

deewon56:
is it funny#somefn dat pain me ..*wink*

hehehehe...if datz d case...then qO for omokenny24, she'z a vry qud cook!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:54pm On Nov 27, 2014

omokenny24:
Good Evening Josh.... About Hostel Fee, Check Ur Portal, It's #16,800.....

shey i fit pay nw..?

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:40pm On Nov 27, 2014

Any info abt hostel fee yet..?
#anxious

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:27pm On Nov 27, 2014

deewon56:
[size=45]chai secret revealed no b ds lady i wan pay dowry 4....#leg out 2 insearch 4 anoda grl wey cuk bera [/size]

lols..

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:11pm On Nov 27, 2014

Good evening...#Roselyn

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 6:09pm On Nov 27, 2014

hollayemi:
..points of corrections.dos dat care nt cares....dose wu do nt nt doesnt

tnx jae...Lah dose hoodlums dey make person talk rubbish...
#T'was a Mistake thO'

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:42pm On Nov 26, 2014

Phantom727:
lol. . .how old are you self?

ah won't react tew ur msgs anymore...SelinaBrown told me tew stop..

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:38pm On Nov 26, 2014

SelinaBrown:
Okay sir.....

qOOD'nYt..
#swit dreams

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:31pm On Nov 26, 2014

SelinaBrown:
Mr.Josh it have do na.......

Ok...ma!
#I Love pleasing words

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:25pm On Nov 26, 2014

Phantom727:
your moniker says it all.

dunno y u guys hate my Usaname sO much..
#Anyways.. u sucks biq tym!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:17pm On Nov 26, 2014

jaymejate:
By not making friendz, u cnt learn proper.
Na polyibadan u de cum o, remember.

Uhmn...Maybe!

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 9:07pm On Nov 26, 2014

Phantom727:
thanks to jah u've shown ur true side.

LOLzz...ion care...

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:54pm On Nov 26, 2014

jaymejate:
So hez timmytetobs, na twice i comot him 4 ma acct.

He nor de reply well.
joshKID indeed

hey Man!...Am on vhiz thread to learn 'n' nat tew make fwendz...#i get along well wit those dat cares 'n' those who doesn't, i drOp them lyka bad habit...
#U dig?
#pissed Off

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:49pm On Nov 26, 2014

Phantom727:
thrash?? well,i don't have to engage in dissing with you. BTW kindly remove yourslf frm my 2go account,timmytetobs or what the hell you are called.

bla bla bla blaaaaa...Wu cares?...*shruqqs

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2014

Wuminity:
d next tin na to fill course form in dat same portal u logged in to.....it might b showin error,cos of dere web prob, buh u can do dat later wen dere site is ok.

and den u will go to main campus to present ur skul fee reciept at d admin office, and u wil b given ur files.... d colour varies accordin to department or so.
so u will go to d busary and pay for medical form ....am not certain abt d price....previously it was #1000 buh rumor has it dat its now #2400 so just hold enough cash dat wil sustain u..
and wat department ar u.

Medical fee- #2400(confirmed)

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:18pm On Nov 26, 2014

omokenny24:
This Bro Ehn..... #Smh....

Leave im make im dey yarn thrash...And i sure say d write up z Just a pretence...
#MindUrßusiness

Phones › Re: Exciting Innjoo I1 With Amazing Specs by Joshkid(m): 7:35pm On Nov 26, 2014

SuperMartins:
I wish I could..I trusted sm1 1ce and it didn't end up well..

Jumia now sells for 12k tho..or maybe less on Friday..they av a promo on friday

Yeah!...#ßlack Friday promo

Phones › Re: Exciting Innjoo I1 With Amazing Specs by Joshkid(m): 7:07pm On Nov 26, 2014

SuperMartins:
I wana with an extra unopened battery.. But u av to be in Benin cos am scared now to do long distance biz

Gosh!...Ì resyds in Ibadan

Phones › Re: Exciting Innjoo I1 With Amazing Specs by Joshkid(m): 6:49pm On Nov 26, 2014

Anybdy dat wanna sell injoo i1s or i2s(neatly used) shud holla me: 08144892934

Politics › Men At War! Obasanjo Blasts Jonathan Again? Read The Details Here by Joshkid(op): 3:23pm On Nov 26, 2014

Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has criticised President Goodluck Jonathan again, saying Nigerian democracy is at risk due to the president’s actions. Premium Times reports.
Obasanjo was speaking at a book launch in
honour of the pioneer chairman of the
Independent Corrupt Practices Commission,
ICPC, Justice Mustapha Akanbi, in Abuja.
Obasanjo, who was the Chairman of the
occasion, advised President Goodluck
Jonathan to stop encouraging ‘verbal violence
which may not physically hurt but has ways of
degenerating into physical violence’.
He cautioned the present administration not to
destroy opposition of all sorts because doing
so, means destroying democracy.
“Management of democracy without resorting
to brute force and dictatorial tendencies must
be cultivated,” the former President said.
“As a leader, you must not deliberately do evil
or condone evil. You should know that you will
one day give account to God, you may cover
up here, but before God, there is no cover up.”
Speaking on the insecurity in the North-east,
Obasanjo said Boko Haram is not out to
“frustrate anyone’s political efforts.” He opined
that President Jonathan do not fully
understand the issues involved.
Speaking on corruption, Mr. Obasanjo said,
“when the head is rotten, the whole body is
useless”
He also spoke on the economy saying, the
economy “is not truly what the economy
is”.“The economy is in doldrums, if not in
reverse,” he concluded.
It will be recalled that Obasanjo berated the
President Goodluck Jonathan-led
administration recently, which attracted a
strong response from Aso-rock.

Education › Re: The Polytechnic, Ibadan 2014/2015 Admission Processes For Prelim, ND And HND by Joshkid(m): 8:59pm On Nov 25, 2014

jaymejate:
whu be dat?
whu re yhu talking about?

Lah shayo...Roselyn's fwend

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