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deewon56:
y nt orisun o?me wey dey mech department whc1 i fit choose

U berra stay wit me at Orisun...#Rep Engineering department

YoBoyfwend:
Yaaay, time to UN-FOLLOW this thread. Its been a great adventure, right from 2013/14, even on this thread, 2014/15. I've gained alot and I believe i've helped others in the little way I can. Nevertheless, i've met wonderful peeps who made my stay worthwhile, those on lastyear's thread, and the few ones i'm about to list;

olatunji21
selinabrown
Dopeyomi
deewon56
Phantom747
Wunminity
omokenny24
Iyabo11
Joshkid
jaymejate

Thankyou guys!
Much Love.

#Repping AccountancyFFMS
#Main campus.

Eeyaah!...farewell bro, U've bin so helpful to mhee..
#Till we see afta resumption tho

omokenny24:
#Laughs..... C Dis Kidboi Telling A Big Mummy Like Me Dat Am Meant 2 Be Sleeping By Dis Tym.... U Nko?

lolzz...I no fit sleep ni oo on top dz payment issue. So i decided to stay online till it get solved.

omokenny24...u dey on Nairaland by dz time..?
U no dey sleep..?

hahn:
Op, what you don't understand is that the Chinese genrally don't do research of any kind. What they do is steal knowledge and technology and replicate it. They are not bothered with warranty, quality service etc.

You probably haven't heard the chinese saying, "any dollar that gets into China stays in China". This means, if you want a phone that has all functionalities and costs $300 to build, you'll get it. If you want that same phone, it might end up dying the next day, for $1 you'll also get it.

They don't really care

U'r vry right brO, I don't blame them anyway...I'd rather blame our government for allowing those unqualified company to regard dz country as a Scrap dump...
#nO offence tHO

Habeeb521:
yep but how do I naw pay the tuition and the stuff is saying my clearance no not yey cleared

U will av to be patient cox they're still upgrading d site..

Habeeb521:
Hello guys pls how do. I log in on student portal I have been absent for some days on this thread, some should fell me in I just did my clearance 19th yesterday pls I need to pay that tuition before Monday someone should pls tell me something and the password for logging in pls ooooooo and what the clearance number

Ur jamb registration number z ur clearance no..buh make d two last alphabets r in Upper case.. Its also dsame as ur password.
#Hope it helps

The next iPhone camera is going to be a doozy. According to John Gruber, Apple is working on a dual lens camera system for the rear camera of the next iPhone, which he heard “from a birdie of a birdie”. “The specific thing I heard is that next years camera might be the biggest camera jump ever. I don’t even know what sense this makes, but I’ve heard that it’s some kind of weird two- lens system where the back camera uses two lenses and it somehow takes it up into DSLR quality imagery.” – John Gruber This two camera system sounds remarkably similar to HTC’s Duo Camera, which uses a secondary depth sensor to produce DSLR-like shallow depth of field, although artificially in software. This could possibly be what Gruber meant by “DSLR quality imagery”, as the shallow depth of field is one of those things DSLRs do well with their big lenses and sensors that you just can’t get naturally on mobile phones. The iPhone 6 just released so we’ll have to wait another year to see if this rumors comes true, although Gruber has a track record of being right more often than wrong.

topcheat:
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
1.I CANT LOGIN TO MY PORTAL ACCOUNT
ANS;CHECK IF UR JAMB NO IS CORRECT AND IN CAPITAL LETTER
2.MY PORTAL IS DISPLAYING ERROR AFTER AN ATTEMPT TO PAY SCHOOL FEES
ANS: YOU WILL HAVE TO EXERCISE PATIENT UNTIL YOUR PORTAL IS UPDATED AND YOU ARE NO MORE SEEING ERROR BLA BLA BLA OR NOT CLEARED BLA BLA BLA. WHEN YOUR PORTAL IS UPDATED U WILL SEE OPTION TO ENTER UR DETALS LIKE SEX,DATE OF BIRTH ETC
3.AFTER SCHOOL FEE PAYMENT I ATTEMPT TO PAY HOSTEL FEE TO BUT DISPLAYING ERROR TOO?
THERE IS NO UPDATE IN THE SITE FOR HOSTEL PAYMENT ,IF U HAVE PAY D SKOOL FEE U WILL KEEP rechecking UNTIL UR HOSTEL FEE PAYMENT SESSION is updated...cux dey are yet to upload all the details for others students to make School fee payment [/size]

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tnx sO mach!

qOO'nYt y'all

Wanna root my tecno l3 & change the imei to use bb subscriptions...?
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.
.Hw do i go abt it pls?

Lhorgic:
I dn taya 4 dis poyi.b admision proces,wel e go end 1 day sha..i salute al ma oga n madamz 4 dis rum

I guess u'r new here ryt...?

The rapper is currently promoting his
recently released fourth studio album ‘Street
OT’ which is currently sitting on the number
one spot on iTunes worldwide.
His video, ‘Eleda Mi’ was released in January
2014 and the video has just crossed the one
million views mark on YouTube, having
amassed a total of 1, 032,990 views as at the
time of filing this report.
The song, ‘Eleda Mi’ is off Olamide’s third
album, Baddest Guy Ever Liveth and the
video was directed by Unlimited L.A.

Phantom727:
It should be like this:


ClearanceNo>>>Your jamb reg. no e.g 47502089SD[N.B>>the last two alphabets SHOULD be in CAPITAL letter]


Password>>>e.g 47502089SD[N.B>>same step with your clearance number above]


Session>>>2014/2015


Semester>>>First Semester


N.B>>>make sure the page finish loading,don't press/tap 'stop' before its fully loaded.


If with all these steps and still won't log you in. . .you've got ah big problem on yah hands!

fhenkz so much dude!...lemme try it!

Masturbation is about as taboo as a
topic can get. Men may discuss the
topic in a joking manner and ladies
may whisper about it among each
other after a few glasses of wine, but
in actuality serious conversations on the subject are few and far in between.
Taking the shame out of masturbation
is the first step to fully understand this
equally unique and healthy human
activity. The Science Bit What makes us human? A lot of things
could be used to answer this question,
but for the sake of this topic, the fact
that we masturbate quite a lot is
another distinctively human trait.
Although other animals have been observed practicing self-pleasure,
none do it to quite the same extent as
man. Masturbation is here for a reason. In
males, the younger and more fresh the
sperm sample is, the more likely it is to
be accepted by the female
reproductive tract and result in a
fertilized embryo, Scientific American reported. Evolutionary biologists
Robin Baker and Mark Bellis took
samples of female “flowbacks," the
post-coital sperm that is rejected by
the woman’s body, exiting around
5-120 minutes following sexual intercourse. It was found that the
longer a man went without
masturbating, the higher the number
of sperm in their partner’s “flowback.”
Based on this finding, they labeled
male masturbation as a natural way to shed old sperm and make room for
new, fitter sperm. In females, orgasms, which are often obtained through masturbation, are
also attributed to higher sperm
retention. It is also believed that
orgasms give women an incentive to
have more sex, and therefore increase
their chances of procreating. The Benefits of Masturbation Although there may be an
evolutionary reason for why the habit
of masturbation has stuck around for
so long, the lists of benefits from the
act of self-pleasing do not end with
fertility. The orgasm so often achieved as a result of masturbation releases
endorphins into the body. These
hormones can help to relieve stress,
relieve sexual tension, help offset
insomnia, and boost metabolism, Everyday Health reported. Orgasms, achieved by oneself or with
the help of a partner, were also found
to suppress the pain of a migraine and
at times even halt the actual migraine
processs altogether, LiveScience reported. “There's a [portion] of
patients with migraines, about one-
third, who experience relief from a
migraine attack by sexual activity,"
said study researcher Stefan Evers, a
neurologist and headache specialist at the University of Münster in Germany.
Alexander Masukop, a neurologist
and director of the New York
Headache Center added to LiveScience
that “having an orgasm in any way
shape or form” will help with migraine relief. What About Hairy Palms and Acne? The good news is that masturbating
will not give one hairy palms, make
one go blind, or ruin future
experiences of sexual intercourse. In
fact, most experts will agree that
moderate masturbation will lead to more satisfaction in one’s sex life with
a partner. The old wives' tale that masturbating gives you acne may be based a tiny bit on truth, for men at
least. Male arousal results in the surge
of male hormones, the same
hormones that are also known to be
responsible for the formation of acne.
Theoretically, the long-term abusive masturbation can result in acne
because of an imbalance of androgen
hormones, which cause an increase in
acne. However, most dermatologists
regard this link as being very strained. Too Much of a Good Thing? Excessive masturbation — that is masturbating every day several times
a day for several years — can
stimulate acetylcholine/
parasympathetic nervous functions.
The result of this is an overproduction
of sex hormones and neurotransmitters. Possible bodily side
effects can be fatigue, hair loss,
memory loss, blurred vision, and groin
pain. It can also lead to sexual
exhaustion, which is exhibited in the
form or impotence or erectile dysfunction. Askmen also reported
seminal leakage as another common
problem associated with extreme
masturbation. Just like any other obsessive
compulsive behavior, such as alcohol
abuse or gambling, extreme
masturbating can interfere with an
individual’s personal relationship and
professional life. At this point, the National Health Service suggests taking a break from the act may serve
as a good thing. For those who
seriously experience problems with
controling their masturbation habits,
there are programs such as Sex
Addicts Anonymous that may prove helpful.

HelenBee:
ha...this polyIB na one kain sch wey dey always get issue

abi ooh

Microsoft revealed that there are more
than 50 million Lumia devices
activated to date. The Redmond-based
tech giant revealed the stat during a
press event in Germany. The number includes all Windows
Phone products since the inception of the Lumia product range as part of
Nokia’s portfolio of devices in 2011.
There is no word on how many Lumia
devices of those 50 million are still
being used. While 50 million activated devices
surely looks and sounds impressive, it
sits far behind those achieved by its
competitors. Apple for example
moved almost 40 million smartphones
in the last fiscal quarter alone. Furthermore, Microsoft revealed that
there are more than 320,000 apps
available in the Windows Phone Store.
The number is up from 300,000 back
in August, though significantly below
the one million+ apps available in the Apple App Store and Google Play. Once a Nokia staple, the Lumia name is
now used in devices with the Microsoft brand. The first member of the new family is the low-end Microsoft Lumia 535, which made its debut last week.

WhatsApp’s Android iteration can now
boast end-to-end encryption for your
messages, according to a new report.
The functionality has been baked into
the latest update for the app, and the
encryption is turned on by default. The “end-to-end” part means
WhatsApp (or Facebook, its owner)
won’t be able to decrypt your
messages, even if it is compelled to do
so by law enforcement agencies. This, in fact, makes WhatsApp more
secure than most of its competitors, as
it now has the strongest security ever
seen on a mobile messaging app.
WhatsApp partnered with Open
Whisper Systems for the implementation, using open source
code to build the new features. Getting
the code ready for WhatsApp to use
took around six months, so it was no
easy task. Right now the encryption is only
available on Android, and it’s unclear
when it will be baked into the iOS app.
There are similar apps offering this
level of privacy, but none of them has
WhatsApp’s reach, which has over 600 million users worldwide.

HelenBee:
Oh God!!! Since last week tz still saying wrong username nd password. Abi tz bcoz the campus(saki) is now known as Oke Ogun coz I dnt know y only main campus students can log in into the portal.

Nt at all...Same issue wit mine!...
#Erm a Main Campus student tho!

sabretoothh:
I wanted to pay for a friend, it's d response I got is, wrong clearance no/password....hw do I go bout it?

Same tin wif moi!

feranming:
Please, be careful not to make wrong payments o. There is no Change of Course/ Institution for those that are yet to be admitted. It is only meant for those that has been offered an admission but yet to pay during the CBT application; as it would be required during clearance. If you are disqualified during clearance, the option left is the DPP form and not Change of Course/ Institution. Be wise o. Confirm this information in the Polytechnic Ibadan Admission Office or call Engr. Feranmi on 08021175440 for more info/ any assistance[color=#000099][/color]

Wanna knw more abt d dpp stuff..?

Nokia on Tuesday announced the N1, what the
company is calling the “first Nokia-branded
Android tablet.” The tablet will be launched in
China in Q1 2015 with a brand-licensing
agreement extending to an OEM partner that
will manufacture, distribute, and sell it. It will
cost $249 (roughly Rs. 15,400) before taxes.
With the launch of the Nokia N1 tablet, the
company neatly bypasses the restrictions
imposed by the Microsoft deal on using the
brand name for smartphones or feature
phones.
The Finnish telecommunications giant says the
Nokia N1 tablet features the “predictive Nokia
Z Launcher” interface on top of Android 5.0
Lollipop, apart from a “carefully-crafted
industrial design”. Nokia says the N1 tablet
features a “unique one-piece aluminium
design with a soft finish”, and will be available
in Lava Grey and Natural Aluminium colours.
The Nokia N1 features a 7.9-inch (2048×1536
pixel) IPS LED-backlit display protected by
Gorilla Glass 3, and is powered by a 64-bit
2.3GHz Intel Atom Z3580 processor (4 cores, 4
threads) coupled with a PowerVR G6430 GPU
and 2GB of LPDDR3 (800MHz) RAM. It sports
32GB of inbuilt storage (non-expandable).
Nokia’s N1 tablet features an 8-megapixel rear
autofocus camera with 1080p video recording,
and a 5-megapixel fixed focus camera.
Connectivity options include Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/
n/ac with MIMO, Bluetooth 4.0, Micro-USB with
reversible Type-C connector, and a 3.5mm
audio jack.
The N1 tablet from Nokia weighs in at 318
grams, and measures 200.7×138.6×6.9mm.
Also onboard are 0.5W stereo speakers, and a
5300mAh battery. For sensors, it sports a 6-
axis gyroscope and an accelerometer.
Sebastian Nystrom, Head of Products at Nokia
Technologies, who announced the N1 at the
Slush technology conference in Helsinki, said,
“We are pleased to bring the Nokia brand back
into consumers’ hands with the N1 Android
tablet, and to help make sophisticated
technologies simple. The N1 has a delightfully
intuitive interface and an industrial design to
match it. This is a great product for Nokia fans
and everyone who has not found the right
Android tablet yet.”
As for the “predictive Nokia Z Launcher”,
Nokia says it helps users to “scribble a letter or
two to find their content quickly. Over time the
Z Launcher learns what applications are in use,
and predicts and highlights the applications
consumers are expected to want based on time
of day and location.”
Key Specs. – News
Display. – 7.90-inch
Processor. -2.3GHz
Front Camera. – 5 megapixel
Resolution. – 2048×1536 pixels
RAM – 2GB
OS – Android 5.0
Storage – 32GB
Rear Camera – 8-megapixel
Battery capacity – 5300mAh

Nokia lives on!!!!!!

y z d thread so dull dz dayz??..
#Jux passing by

omokenny24:
#Smiles.... U Even Tried By Reading Two Days To PUME Day...... I Dunno When Last I Read Sef. Awon Sakities Wanna Cos Wahala O! Awon Eruwa Will Also Wanna Open Their Thread Soon..... Na Wa 4 Some Peeps Oh! #WellAwaMCMoRaWa.

Yeah...Sure!

Dopeyomi:

ah wasn't freaked by Ur disguise at all...coz av gat u as fwend on 4 social media as a MALE....?
#Anyways, Nyc 1 brO!

pasvemma:
wow I have always thought your a guy

LOLzz...Ðopeyomi z a guy!...#Don't b deceived

Oluwaseytiano:
u cant seriously be expecting to complete ur registration within 2 days

2 days ke?... Departmental & faculty registratiom still dere na!

Oluwaseytiano:
u cant seriously be expecting to complete ur registration within 2 days

2 days ke?...departmental & faculty registration still dey dere na

YoBoyfwend:
08188215227

tnxx vewi much!