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israel boy: What's the current update room?

Maybe you all should check their (futa) website, so i won't be an alien in the land of graduates.

Just help with the current update, because right now, i don't know maybe i am the one typing or my finger

what's this one saying?

iskalamong: youre in already bro. At worst, you'll enter for met and mat.
Start your celebration jor+ reserve ma matrick food ,beer and win o .
Ehn ehn. You and disney don enter.

dizney u Don hear
Dey dance skelewu n I dey pray @ d same time
Bro iskalamong wetin dey na G-flakes
I go supply u a truck

lanrexlan: Initially,you've beat the cut off mark of mining engineering.So,it's like you paid free 10k for a guaranteed admission .Get it?

Amen ooooooo






Plz Holla me with one of those accounts on ma signature

lanrexlan: You paid 10k for admission

if I get u

iskalamong: yeah! A very high hope.
And firstly whats your jamb and post ume score?
You'll be admitted im certain answer that above question.

jamb 234 n pjamb 72%

Dizney: see me oh! Disney went to a Cinema to watch an EYE POPPING IMAX 3D MOVIE, jez to wipe away FUTARIC THOUGHTS. And since then, my eyes don dey pop like Nicki's Beez in the trap Instrumental. And any time I remember futa, my eyes POP THE MORE!!!

lwmmda

Burger01: Chinese couple living in Lagos gave
birth to a black baby . In anger, husband
asked the wife......Chu! why baby black?
She replied, we live in Nigeria, no
electricity.... me hot , you hot , sex hot ....
baby burnt!

lwmmda

lanrexlan: Not really,you ought to change to another course.It's like you paid 10k for the same thing.Don't worry.

is there any hope?

Dizney:

wetin do ur eyes

lanrexlan: Eh yah,sorry bro.You decided not to post na.Welcome back.

Yeah,but Futa has done manipulations underneath.May God help us.What course did you change to?

same mining engineering, n metallurgical n material engineering......
does that make any sense?

lanrexlan: We don't know o,Futa don't publish that.

I heard that last year someone was admitted with an aggregate of 56% .... this year It shouldn't b as high as that...or what do u think?

factorial1: Lolz... The reason been that...

1. You may'nt meet up to the required cut-off mark for mining...

2. 2nd choice aspirant.

yea,I agree with u.I'm 2nd choice aspirant But what's d cut off mark?

lanrexlan: Lol,pele don't worry.You will soon ban Joccoboy till 2106.

The message Futa is passing across to you is that your score is insufficient for mining engineering.Choose another course.

what's d cut off mark oo?

Abeg .I'm confused oo.....ma course I choose initially was mining engineering n this same course is still among d available courses for coc..y is ma name among those that are eligible to for do d coc? Plz answer(s) ooo

Abeg .I'm confused oo.....ma course I choose initially was mining engineering n this same course is still among d available courses for coc..

factorial1: hehe...better, I aint dah easy to get tho... lolz

Pele o#yimu

factorial1: ** u tink say nah play Ah dey play b4 ni...?

I don't Get u

Factorial
Na so u fine reach

factorial1: Both ni....#yimu

talk better jae

factorial1: Lol *winks*

are u a futarian or an aspirant

lanrexlan: Do it like this

cute pit

factorial1: #yimu

turn nose...

Dizney: just keeping the thread alive! Shey mai stop? People are leaving nah

But u wan person bp increase

Factorial mathematician
I hail ooo

SammyT95: thanks man.

sights ok where d Eba?

I've sent someone
Haven't u seen d person ??
Where could this boy av gone to?
Or
Do u mind G-flakes?

SammyT95: pls wu re d screening for is also for utme candis?,,cos i came in with utme and was offered admission in august pls do i need to go to futa for screening? Respnse pls i'm freakin out

sire don't freak out yet. D screening is for new pd academic session

Dizney: chill nah! E no fit enta december!!

How u take know
Today Na 26 tell me How many days remain

Dannyxy: Latest on ASUU: BREAKING NEWS!!.. Wahala dey oh, my five month old nephew just spoke his first words... The mum was changing his pampers when the boy in his tiny baby voice shouted "ASUU, ASUU" .. The mama shouted "wetin u talk", the boy repeated "i say ASUU, ASUU strike" .. Na im the mama wan pursue me from her house, she say na me teach her son bad tin.. Help me see wahala?

lwmmda

Dizney: so saucy!

lolz

Dizney: Come and dance "turn up the music"by chrisbrown, and "love more" by chrisbrown ft nicki minaj...the list is almost out! No date oh! Me dont want to be cursed like 1st batch!

hmmmm...
Source or na sauce