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MY FUTA DIARY.
* You ask your friends..how far with reading?
They said they haven't started...only to get to
ETF or LT and find out they have a permanent
sit.
* Lecturers telling you "buying my manual is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of those that buy.
* You graduate with 2.2 and be telling yourself. If
it was to be Unilorin... I would have been a 2.1
graduate by now.
* SUG will organize a protest and those SUs will
boycott it for lectures.
* If you think true love is the only thing that is
hard to find...try looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.
* In FUTA, you don't need to go far for
anything...right in your hostel you have an
electrician, painter, carpenter, plumber (even a
drug dealer).
* You're walking with a beautiful lady inside
campus and before you know it...she has hugged
like 15 guys.
* FUTA guys can configure free browsing on
small Nokia torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
* Those fellowship people has turned our love
gardens to prayer ground. U're enjoying your
babe jeje-ly under that tree and they will just
spoil your show with preaching & prayer. *sobs.
* You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that all seats has been occupied by bags &
books.
* Semester starts: meat pie and a bottle of
smoove
Mid-semester: Futa bread and limca
Semester ending: garri don take over
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in class today? Oya
tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns back-------class
don full. Lol
* You receive your year one results and you give
your life to Christ without preaching... Just like
that!
*You've got automatic tickets to those babes
when you have a car. I lie?
* It's always funny when exam supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop
THE super human ability; answering 3hrs
question in 50seconds. Haha
********GREATEST FUTARIANS

copied (no editing)

FG should do something about this ......
God protect our soldiers

Wat on earth have this people been doing for 30 years? This is unreal but poor kid won't have playmates. I wonder if the kid will wait another 30 years for a sibling 😇

Story highlights
Tiny town of Ostana in Italy's Piedmont region
welcomes its first baby in 28 years
Pablo's parents moved from Turin to manage an
alpine refuge five years ago
(CNN)— A tiny alpine town in northern Italy has
welcomed its first baby in 28 years.
Born a week ago, little Pablo is the youngest
resident of Ostana in the Piedmont region; when
his parents brought him home from the hospital
in Turin where he was born, their fellow
residents celebrated the arrival of only the
town's 85th inhabitant.
"At first I couldn't believe it was true," Giacomo
Lombardo, the town's mayor, told CNN. "The
news almost shocked me. It's a dream come
true."
Since only about half of the population lives
there year round, Pablo and his family, father
Josè Berdugo Vallelago, mother Silvia Rovere
and sisters Clara and Alice, make up about 10%
of Ostana's "permanent" residents.



copied it though
I'm almost shocked, it's like a dream come true!!!

what's you take on this, 30years??

source: http://edition.cnn.com/2016/01/29/europe/italian-town-first-baby-in-28-years/index.html?sr=fbCNN012916italian-town-first-baby-in-28-years0635PMStoryLink&linkId=20795552

ŋa gej do ām




ƒųŋŋy āŋywāy!!

ma jaw nearly dropped....
u sure this is a human or a snake....
I bet u this one go kill person for room ooo

ehya!!!
@op what do u think I should do now ??

She looks more matured n sensible on clothes..

N she looks like a rejected alot without clothes on...
She's hot though!!

D first one b like ma uncle's sitting room

Seriously, 2015 gonna b hot..
Wait a min.....
Lagos state deports Nigerians ??

I'm confused now when did Lagos gain her independence....

they've cheated us again..






Why
Are u serious lag isn't among...

It ain't sexy

I haven't seen it maself

n its more likely I'll reject it too

except if its a bail ( I guess I like good things)

scary..

What actually happens to your fat when you lose weight? Where does it all go?

SOS- School of Sisters. Real meaning is School of Sciences
MTS- Mad Technology Students. Real meaning is Mathematical science
PHY- Please, Hold yourself. Real meaning is physics electronics.
BCH- Bachelors
Real meaning is Biochemistry

PMT_problem members technology.(real meaning project manager technology)

ABBREVIATIONS IN FUTA AND THEIR FUNNY MEANING
ENJOY!!!

-FUTA :- Federal university of Tests and Assignments
-APH :- Animal pursing HOD (real meaning is animal production health)
-FWT :- Foolish and wasting of Time (real meaning is forestry & wood Technology)
-FST :- food & stew technology ( food science technology)
-URP :- University rejected people (real meaning is urban & regional planning)
-MST :- Marine spirit technology (real meaning marine science & technology)

Rep ur school n add some of those abbreviations n their funny meaning

shit happens ok

The Nigerian Medical Association in a
communique issued at the end of the
National Executive Council meeting in
Jos yesterday December 7th, advised
that all politicians seeking for public
offices in the 2015 general elections
should undergo psychiatric test to
determine the state of their mental
health.
The communique was read by Dr
Kayode Obembe, who said it had
become necessary for politicians to
undergo psychiatric test because of
the way some politicians in the nation
behave. He also said all psychiatric
doctors had been advised to register
with the Independent National
Electoral Commission that will
supervise such tests & all medical
doctors to participate in the political
process at all levels.

sauce::; http://www..ng/2014/12/08/nigerian-medical-association-suggests-psychiatric-tests-politicians-elections/

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SammyT95:
here i am boss

orya let's hear ur testimony

SammyT95:
hahahahaha Banana lodge experience

abi naa

Hmmmm. Nice.
Great write up
N nice handwriting.. It really shows that u actually used 2A in pre nursery.... Kip it up ...OK?

Oh!!! I've turned it to water.....
Its good for d body.

owunne2ucheks:
me and my roomy,that time we cook beans,the beans must be nearing liquid state then we bring it back to solid state with gariumglucorite,now it's very good and ready for consuption.I personally invented this food.I call it concrete.this food can get you filled the whole day.give it a try and thank me later.

I do this too

StealthyMe:

I guess i'll say yes
Home of ewa

course n lv??