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Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:54pm On Nov 22, 2014
STENON:
Jss 3
I love girls fight I don't know y
I did it went
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:51pm On Nov 22, 2014
striktlymi:
Fight was over within a few seconds. smiley
that saved ur ass ,right??
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:49pm On Nov 22, 2014
acenazt:
My Ss2 3rd Term year 2011. A guy named Emmanuel Anozie was beating up my Weak ajebo friend Medo so I stepped in for my friend. I had no intentions to engage in a fight but The fool had too much pride,he was all Boastful, claiming he would beat both of us so bad,we would fail our upcoming C.A Tests. and the ss3 seniors who were in our hostel at that time egged him on,me as a ghetto buy in an Ajebo school was no match for the idiot,after ten minutes of slapping him around he realized I was superior in physical combat.
hmmm that also reminds of d one I engage masef in when I was still small can't remember d age
I was boasting to 3 gallant boys that I'll beat them up for no reason at all.I don't know what gave me d ego maybe because they say IBO guys are all strong. Thinking that would help me fight but hell no , I was given nice unforgettable beating that day.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:40pm On Nov 22, 2014
striktlymi:
As far back as my memory can go, I have been involved in only two real fights. The last was over 20 years ago.
hope ur opponent didn't give u more than what ur body can take. grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:38pm On Nov 22, 2014
striktlymi:
As far back as my memory can go, I have been involved in only two real fights. The last was over 20 years ago.
hope ur opponent didn't give u more than what ur body can take.
Nairaland GeneralWhen Was D Last Time U Fought by Joshpet1(op): 11:27pm On Nov 22, 2014
Hi everyone ,
Let's make this fun.share d last time u had a fight with someone (physical combat I mean)and how did u go about it.

Mine was when I was still in junior sec school (js3) to b precise.
There was this friend of mine,who was so so annoying and arrogant to me,don't know about him to others(feeling like d king in ma class then,everybody must show some respect to d Don,yo know?)
There comes this day ma patience was exhausted by this guy's arrogance (I now decided to plan an undercover down pouring of ma uncontrollable anger on him to end d issue ) before the closing hour I had gone to hid for him at d pathway leading to his house.
Me:hey boy,come let's end this game .
D guy:end what dickhead.
Using abusive words on me.without a twinkle of an eye I've dragged him to a nearby public toilet.(u know how Nigerian local pit toilet smells like,don't pretend who knows what u using at home perhaps shotput toilet....lols)
I was disappointed, d guy did not retaliate or make any effort to strike back as I give him hell on earth punches and 'smackdowns'..Lol
I wanted to stop but ma anger wouldn't let me .
Ohhannnnananan(omo see tear as e dey gush out like water fall)crying ...saying
I will report you to Mr Ayana and I'll bring ma mummy to school tomorrow.
On making mention of Mr Ayana(flogs like, I don't know how to qualify his whipping) I should have gone on ma knees like every other persons will do to plead for forgiveness but being d school head boy and teacher's favourite ,I felt nothing's gonna happen .

Ahh (yawning)
As I stood up in d next day with smiles on ma face like I just kissed ma crush (still seeing d scene I acted yesterday).
Oh!! Its 6:55am
I quickly ran into d bathroom and took 'lazy people's bath'(wash face, hands n legs)
On getting to school it was already 8:00am.I now decided to stay at the 'late comers catcher's post' to display some seniority moves, not knowing this guy has reported the movie I feat yesterday .
After the assembly, I was told to report at d staff's office right away.omg!! Shivering already cause I knew I was d clash .imagine me like jet li shivering.

To cut everything short.
I was given a warm up punishment called pick pin first then followed by taking 24 beautiful strokes and I was given an axe n cutlass to UPROOT (no even cut) two trees.


That was how it end and happily I cooled there after.


Share urs
Grap pop corn waiting for funny experience
Correction is allow .if u wanna correct ma mistake pls in a polite way..thanks.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(op):
chidekings:
real niggars dont talk much
oh no u supporting him. Violence isn't gonna do anyone good rather than harm but there are ways u could smash bottle on or opponent without actually using bottles
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(op): 11:16pm On Nov 22, 2014
DickDastardly:
I still fight every now and then! It always end ugly for my opponent.
Bottle smashing things cool
really!! That's not good for your health.
Well,I wanna laugh share d funniest one
Nairaland GeneralWhen Was The Last Time U Fought And How Did It Went ? by Joshpet1(op): 11:05pm On Nov 22, 2014
Hi everyone ,
Let's make this fun.share d last time u had a fight with someone (physical combat I mean)and how did u go about it.

Mine was when I was still in junior sec school (js3) to b precise.
There was this friend of mine,who was so so annoying and arrogant to me,don't know about him to others(feeling like d king in ma class then,everybody must show some respect to d Don,yo know?)
There comes this day ma patience was exhausted by this guy's arrogance (I now decided to plan an undercover down pouring of ma uncontrollable anger on him to end d issue ) before the closing hour I had gone to hid for him at d pathway leading to his house.
Me:hey boy,come let's end this game .
D guy:end what dickhead.
Using abusive words on me.without a twinkle of an eye I've dragged him to a nearby public toilet.(u know how Nigerian local pit toilet smells like,don't pretend who knows what u using at home perhaps shotput toilet....lols)
I was disappointed, d guy did not retaliate or make any effort to strike back as I give him hell on earth punches and 'smackdowns'..Lol
I wanted to stop but ma anger wouldn't let me .
Ohhannnnananan(omo see tear as e dey gush out like water fall)crying ...saying
I will report you to Mr Ayana and I'll bring ma mummy to school tomorrow.
On making mention of Mr Ayana(flogs like, I don't know how to qualify his whipping) I should have gone on ma knees like every other persons will do to plead for forgiveness but being d school head boy and teacher's favourite ,I felt nothing's gonna happen .

Ahh (yawning)
As I stood up in d next day with smiles on ma face like I just kissed ma crush (still seeing d scene I acted yesterday).
Oh!! Its 6:55am
I quickly ran into d bathroom and took 'lazy people's bath'(wash face, hands n legs)
On getting to school it was already 8:00am.I now decided to stay at the 'late comers catcher's post' to display some seniority moves, not knowing this guy has reported the movie I feat yesterday .
After the assembly, I was told to report at d staff's office right away.omg!! Shivering already cause I knew I was d clash .imagine me like jet li shivering.

To cut everything short.
I was given a warm up punishment called pick pin first then followed by taking 24 beautiful strokes and I was given an axe n cutlass to UPROOT (no even cut) two trees.


That was how it end and happily I cooled there after.


Share urs
Grap pop corn waiting for funny experience
Correction is allow .if u wanna correct ma mistake pls in a polite way..thanks.
RomanceRe: 10 Things Women Want Men To Better At by Joshpet1(m): 1:20am On Nov 22, 2014
socialising///huh?
RomanceRe: How To Know A Girl's Butt Is Fake by Joshpet1(m):
shocked
Thanks op gonna b checking any butt I see now undecided
RomanceRe: 3 Ways Many Guys Mess Up Wen Toastin & What Girls Think Of It by Joshpet1(m): 1:15am On Nov 22, 2014
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RomanceRe: . by Joshpet1(m): 9:13am On Nov 10, 2014
breathe taking!!!!!!
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Unveiled As The New Face Of Olympic Milk by Joshpet1(m): 8:35pm On Oct 15, 2014
na only una
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: The Complete Assassin-wallpaper. by Joshpet1(m): 8:32pm On Oct 15, 2014
okay! I go ask ma mama whether e fine
HealthRe: HIV/AIDS And Ebola Viruses Are "Man-made" by Joshpet1(m): 8:26pm On Oct 15, 2014
like seriously
CelebritiesRe: Man Born Without Limbs Nick Vujicic Shares Photos Of Wife & Son by Joshpet1(m): 8:25pm On Oct 15, 2014
ahh!!
wish I could just see a cold water to smoke tis garri
AutosRe: Road Construction Of Lagos-ikorodu Expressway- Vehicles Or Flowers by Joshpet1(m): 8:09pm On Oct 15, 2014
observing!!! sadobserving!!!
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 10:42pm On Oct 11, 2014
Dayzzy:
pfft, Hw many first class students dey futa?
is d question actually for me??
well,I don't know d count but I have friends that are in first class .
satisfied??
EducationRe: Organic Chemistry Only!!! by Joshpet1(m): 10:55am On Oct 11, 2014
someone should help!!!
need an answer (photos of d solution )
Ozonolysis of a compound A gave two compounds B and C. The two compounds were reacted with methyl magnesium iodide. B gave a tertiary alcohol D (3-methyl pentan -3-ol ) while C gave (pentan -2-ol ).starting from the final products identify B, C and A.
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 10:40am On Oct 11, 2014
Stanyvic:
It is only in FUTA senate will leave their wireless free to air during exam period and still expect you to pass your exams =)) *rotfl* grin grin grin grin grin grin
yet ,we have first class students
it's not how far but how well. u know what's good for u!!
FashionRe: Woman Who Pimped Her Car With Human Hair.... Pics Inside by Joshpet1(m): 5:21pm On Oct 09, 2014
it looks scary!!! it looks scary!!! it looks scary!!!
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EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2014
SammyT95: Lemme sleep will update u guys wen i wake up


It wasnt easy....almost trekd d whole south gate.

D first room i saw was rily rily bad as in everywhere was smelling,d room was nt neat so i ruled dat out

D second one was a self con,i meet a girl dre so i had a little chat with her and she told me dat d landlord will say 90 bt d actual price is 80 bt d house fine ooo i smiled and left d place..

I also met a guy wit a self con bsides megatech jx infrnt of d school he said 65k i smiled and left dre asap

i went on and met a woman she said d rooms re available,i went inside to chck it,it wasnt bad altho i wantd smetin rily classic at a cheap bt i've seen dats nt possible
so we talkd abt d price and she said
d room is 35k
nepa bill for a year 4k
and agreemnt fee 2.5k
Makin 41.5k
i tried pricing it bt she said 41k last so i said ok dat i will come and see her early nxt mnth so sealed d deal
so i askd abt u guys dat is dre still any vacant room she said yes dat dre re still four rooms asin some 500l studnt wil be packin out....
woooooooow
Well done job there..thumbs up..sammyt u d best..
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 7:37pm On Jan 08, 2014
Topzlincoln: hey guys, joshpet, meracool and d rest, pls how can a lost acceptance form, admission letter and most of all, my etranzact teller be retrieved?
I gave it to mom immediately i came bak from akure so dat it wud b safer with her..but sadly for me, death snatchd her frm me early last month..i've searched evrywhere buh cnt find d file. Pls guys help a brother. I'm lost in confusion...love u
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EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 7:29pm On Jan 08, 2014
SammyT95: Josphet where u?
anybody seen him latelyhuh
cry....still .
..ђmmm ų ųŋdęŗşţāŋd ŋow
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 9:01pm On Jan 01, 2014
ђāppy ŋęw yęāŗ pęoplę
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 7:31am On Dec 29, 2013
bammydele1: any newly admitted mining eng.std shld pls reply dis post
yę.
ų çāŋ ŗęāçђ mę wįţђ d çoŋţāçţş bęlow
EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 11:00pm On Dec 25, 2013
SammyT95: Here i come
MCB till i die.....or till nxt year
josphet1 i troway salute oo
any info on accommodatn
i'm gonna resume jan. 6
dn't wanna care mayb freshers re resumin come march

Any info on accommodatn pls
any good room(face me i slap u)
Will do.
hit me on 08166870186
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EducationRe: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by Joshpet1(m): 11:25am On Dec 21, 2013
bammydele1: same here bro...ur jamb and p.ume score pls.
And u culd jst add up on 2go @ baxxxxy12
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