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Romance / I Am A LovePeddler (an Asewo Woman), And I’ve Slept With 2788 Men” by joshuajayboy(m): 10:32am On Apr 25, 2017
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A Nigerian Lady on Facebook, Ifediba Oluchi Anne has stated categorically on her blog, that she’s a LovePeddler, and she has slept with a good amount of men.

Read Her Post Below:-

I am a LovePeddler! When people ask me how many men I have slept with, I tell them “2708 men excluding women”. The look on their face is always priceless and they go on to give me a speech about how I have been useless all my life.

Some of them go the extra mile to tell me to give my life to christ and retrace my steps so I can get married and have kids. One time, a man told me I may not be able to have kids in the future as I had sinned too much and not kept my temple holy.

I do find it funny that people are quick to shame me based on my se xual choices as a woman while cheering on a man who was the same body count as I do.

I grew up in a religious home. My parents attended The Lord’s Chosen and my mom was a fanatic for the church and its doctrines. The only se x education I got was one which relied greatly on abstinence.

My mom would always sound it in my ears that I had to be a virgin. To her, virgins were entitled to a special kind of blessing from God and a sweet lasting marriage.

When I was 17, I had se x with a man who was way older than I was. He touched my bo obs in the stairs and
Read the full story https:///j8t0SA
Crime / VERY WICKED: 10 Year Old Girl Anally Raped To Death By 300 Level Student by joshuajayboy(m): 8:01pm On Apr 24, 2017


A 300-level student of Kwame Nkruman University of Science and Technology (KNUST), Ghana, has been arrested for sodomizing a 10-year-old-girl.

Apparently, Kwame after the evil act gave the 10-year-old a cocktail of painkillers which apparently, caused her kidneys to fail, which later led to her death.

Kwame was then later arrested on Tuesday, April 18, 2017, while relaxing in a sofa chair at his parent’s house at Anwomaso a suburb of the Kumasi Metropolis.

His arrest was spurred by the outcome of series of medical reports conducted on the 10 year old after complaining of having some complications on her anus and sent to the hospital for treatment.

Sources familiar with the incident say the young girl was being fostered by the family of the KNUST level 300 student, a situation the young man took undue advantage of, and sexually abused her.

The young man is reported to have given the 10 year old girl eight tablets of paracetamol to kill the pains anytime he has sexual intercourse with her through the anus. The young man is also reported to have warned the girl not to reveal his sexual encounters with her to anyone or else she will die.

According to Think Ghana, multiple lab tests conducted on the girl have revealed some damages on her anus, intestines and kidneys also badly affected.

As at the time of this report the young girl who was subjected to this unfortunate abuse by the level 300 student of KNUST who is now in the grips of the police had succumbed to her injuries and damage to her internal organs.

The police have intensified investigations into the matter and have arraigned the young before the court.
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Romance / How To Tighten The Vag*na And Keep Away Bad Smell Permanently – #5 An by joshuajayboy(m): 8:35pm On Mar 31, 2017
How To tighten the vag!na:


Have you ever wondered once or twice or more, how tight your vag!na was, or whether your vag!na has a bad smell? If you’re married or s*xually active, you probably want to know how to take better care of your vag!na. It will definitely be on your mind when you want to do the do or it’s time for your partner to go ‘down’. I also talked about Vag!nal Yeast Infection and Best Herbal Cure For Candida To Reduce Vag!nal Itching.
For getting your vag!na tight, I know Kegels are great and I practice them when I remember. By the way, am I the only one who gets aroused doing Kegel exercises? About how to keep away the bad vag!na smells, bear in mind that all vag!nas have their own natural smell,


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That unique scent can be an aphrodisiac for your partner, but when your vag!na starts smelling too fishy, there’s something fishy. You need to get rid of that smell from the inside out, and from the outside in. Below are the top 10 tips I found.
1. Eat a good quantity of citrus fruits like Oranges and Lemons
2. I don’t know what Indian Gooseberry is but it’s supposed to help for OK vaginal odor

complete the stroy here http://gistfun.com/2017/03/31/how-to-tighten-the-vagna-and-keep-away-bad-smell-permanently-5-and-7-does-the-magic/2/
Romance / [MUST SEE] 7 Reasons Why Women Cry During S*x: #1 Is Nothing But The by joshuajayboy(m): 8:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
Why women cry during s*x: When you imagine having s*x that you’re totally into, crying probably isn’t part of the picture.
But sometimes when you’re in the middle of doing the deed, your emotions take over and you suddenly find tears leaking out of your eyes. You might feel surprised depending on the situation, but being overcome with feelings during the act is actually pretty normal, even when you actively want to have s*x. Here, 7 women show as much by sharing the reasons they’ve cried during s*x.
Some are heartbreaking while others are incredibly sweet, but all of them prove that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with getting emotional during that. Sometimes, you’ve just got to let it out.

1. Because of confusing an*l s*x-induced feelings.
“I was having anal thing with my boyfriend of two years. We were slightly tipsy after a few glasses of wine, and it was only the second or third time we’d tried it.
A few minutes in, I burst into tears, and not from pain. I started crying because I wasn’t sure if I felt degraded or not, and if I did feel degraded, then I was actually enjoying it.
It was a strange feeling, and I was shocked by my own tears. My boyfriend immediately wrapped me in his arms and asked if I was OK. I said yes and started laughing, so he joined in. Needless to say, the mood was somewhat ruined, but I can confirm there have been no tears since.” —Thea C., 21



Read the complete story here >>> http://gistfun.com/2017/03/30/must-see-7-reasons-why-women-cry-during-sx-1-is-nothing-but-the-truth/
Romance / Re: Ladies: See The 9 Warning Signs That Tells He Is A Womanizer by joshuajayboy(m): 12:16pm On Mar 16, 2017
Number 2 do happen to me.. Asking a gal out calling her my Bae name.. Shit
Webmasters / I Need Content.ad Account by joshuajayboy(m): 6:22pm On Mar 01, 2017
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Celebrities / Simi Is Two Months Pregnant? – Nollywood Actor Makes Revelations by joshuajayboy(m): 4:17pm On Jan 30, 2017



Popular Nollywood actor, Uche Maduagwu, who is known for his controversial write-ups on happenings in the entertainment industry, is insinuating that singer, Simi is two months pregnant.
Below is what Nollywood actor and critique, Uche Maduagwu, posted on his Instagram page;
“Ask any real mother out there, she will gladly tell you that being pregnant is the most beautiful feeling ever. Do you know what it is to carry another being inside of you? Its so amazing, that’s why I do not advice people to abort their babies, although some circumstances may force a good woman to do it sometimes. Being pregnant for a bad guy or a good guy, makes no difference dear, all na “soft work”.
“The very moment you shoot and God picks up the call, my brother, don’t hide it, I know that sometimes “ariwo ko ni music”, but you need to let the whole world know that God has answered your prayers… its so painful, when you don’t really know how to make the whole world know who is responsible for your pregnancy, its so confusing sometimes, I know dear, but whats done is done. I pray for every woman going through similar situations, may the Lord give you all the courage you need to share to the whole world the good news of that pregnancy you carrying, its not a shame, you might never know if the baby is going to be the next President of Nigeria, or the Governor of Lagos State.
“For the fact that you are 2 months pregnant is not a bad omen dear, even if you don’t want the baby anymore, please just keep it for posterity sake, don’t abort it, abortion kills, let us not destroy something that God has brought into our lives as a blessing, there are a thousand and one people looking and waiting on God for the fruit of the womb, so when you are privileged to be carrying a beautiful baby in your womb, don’t listen to what bad friends are saying, don’t abort it, it takes two to tango, when you guys were busy dialing the phone numbers of babies, you don’t know abi, now that God has picked up the call, why do you want to abort a 2 month pregnancy? I love pregnant women, they are the strength of Gods awesomeness.”


More Photos ==>> http://ngtrace.com/simi-two-months-pregnant-nollywood-actor-makes-revelations/
Romance / Re: Upload Your Pix Here Lets See How Handsome Or Pretty You Are by joshuajayboy(m): 8:49am On Jan 21, 2017
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Romance / My Wife Is So Smelly, D!rty I Can’t $leep With Her by joshuajayboy(m): 7:33am On Jan 16, 2017
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A 55-year-old man, Elder Moses Ajuwa, has told a divorce court that his wife's body odour has made it impossible for him to continue sleeping with her and wanted the court to dissolve his three-year-old marriage to his 30-year-old wife, Hauwa, on that account.

Apart from the smelly body odour, Elder Ajuwa also told the Grade A Customary Court sitting in Lagos State that his wife is also lazy and has failed to fulfil her obligations as a married woman and a disgrace to womanhood.

“I do not know why I must continue with this marriage. My so called wife can’t cook or keep the home. She’s so lazy and dirty I can’t even sleep with her; the only thing she knows is to dress up and go to parties. I want a divorce.


“I do not know why I must continue with this marriage. My so called wife can’t cook or keep the home. She’s so lazy and dirty I can’t even sleep with her; the only thing she knows is to dress up and go to parties. I want a divorce


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Romance / 5 Crazy Requests Women Make During S3X by joshuajayboy(m): 9:32am On Jan 15, 2017
Whether you’re reading it for pure entertainment or perhaps inspiration, go forth and enjoy.
Here are the weirdest things women have asked men to do in the sack:

1. Viewing party
“A friend of mine told me that her boyfriend gets off when other people watch them have s_ex. It was a thing I didn’t know people actually did, but it sounded hot. So I asked my boyfriend if we could try it. We invited someone over to watch us. It felt like a weird three_some, except there wasn’t a third person involved with the actual s_ex stuff,” Marissa H., 32 told Women’s Health.

2. O_ral s_ex during my period
“It’s not for everyone, but my boyfriend didn’t mind it when I asked him to go down on me while I had my period. I can’t get enough of it. I can’t even explain to you how good it feels. My advice is to stop thinking too much about it and just ask.” Sarah S, 27.

3. Back in the classroom
“I’ve done some interesting role-playing in the past, like pretending to be a cop, but when I started dating my new boyfriend I didn’t know how to bring it up. So I just asked him if he’d pretend to be my student and I could be the teacher. He was into it and now it’s a regular thing for us.” said Laura H, 29.

4. Work call risks
“This guy I recently met and I were hanging at his place and we really wanted to have s_ex. Unfortunately, I had to be on an hour-long conference call. I asked him if we could do it anyway while I was on mute. He agreed and every few minutes I’d have to unmute and try to speak. It was risky but so hot.” added. Vicky R, 35.

5. Dress up fun
“I dated a guy who liked to dress in women’s clothes in high-school, and ever since then I grew to like having guys wear lingerie in bed. The second time I hooked up with this guy, I asked him if he would try it. He was so freaked out. I think he thought I was nuts. He didn’t do it. Oh well.” said Jaime D, 23.

Source http://www.ngtrace.com/2016/10/5-crazy-requests-women-make-during-s3x.html
Romance / Drinking This Will Make You A Se X Machine That No Woman Can Resist by joshuajayboy(m): 9:25am On Jan 15, 2017

Putting the right things in your body will, no doubt, improve your sex life. But, did you know that having as little as a bottle of beer can instantly make you a better lover?

Askmen reveals reasons why men should have more beer below.

1. Delay premature ej aculation: If you sometimes arrive early to the party, having your favorite brew might help you wait until the right moment for the grand finale. The phytoestrogens in beer can work to delay ejaculation, helping you to keep her satisfied longer.

2. Darker beer is better: Fun fact about darker beer - it has more iron than pale beer. When you have more iron in your system, it actually helps you get in the mood because it increases red blood cells and overall circulation allowing for erections to be easier — and more frequent.


3. More endurance: a pint a day makes you 31% less likely than those who don’t drink to suffer from heart attacks, strokes or heart disease. This means that when paired with exercise — beer is actually keeping your heart healthier, giving you more cardio endurance to thrust away.

4. Go with Guinness: Guinness is rich in vitamins and minerals, especially vitamin B and others that have probiotic qualities. This means it can help fortify your overall health and be better on your stomach so you won’t feel sluggish during s e x.


Source: http://www.ngtrace.com/2017/01/drinking-this-will-make-you-se-x.html
Romance / How To Get A Woman’s Phone Number And Getting Her Into Bed Easily by joshuajayboy(m): 10:07am On Jan 10, 2017



Getting Her Phone Number And A Date…

Getting a girl’s phone number is easy, once you’ve already built up enough attraction within her. Getting a woman’s phone number all comes down to knowing how to lead women and make statements instead of asking questions.

It ends up looking like this:
(After the girl and the guy is both laughing, enjoying each other’s company, and hitting a high point.)

Guy: Let’s grab a cup of coffee or a bite to eat sometime this week. Here, let me get your phone number.Girl: Okay, it’s Bleep-Bleep-xxxx
Because the guy showed leadership, confidence, and didn’t ask for permission, the girl simply followed his lead and exchanged phone numbers with him. As opposed to…
Guy: So, um yeah, can I get your phone number?
Girl: Um, I don’t know, here how about I take yours instead?


The guy in this example and dialogue only proves that he doesn’t really understand women at all.
He hesitates and asks the woman for permission if he can have her phone number, and women being the way they are, mirrored his response right back to him by essentially declining his offer and refusing to give him her phone number.

(Sidenote: Whenever a girl refuses to give you her phone number and instead asks to have yours, that is a rejection (albeit a much nicer, more sociable way to let a guy down.)

Getting a woman’s phone number then, simply comes down to making a statement and telling a woman to give you her number, asking for her phone number on a high point of the conversation when you are both laughing and clearly enjoying each other’s company, and of course leading well.
Once you’ve gotten her phone number, you simply text her to set up a date or you make the first phone call to her.

S3xually Escalating On A Date and Getting Women Into Bed…
Once you’ve gotten on a woman out and on a date with you, you can begin physically escalating and providing good, stimulating conversation to them.

When you first meet a woman for a date, never shake her hand. Instead hug her or simply don’t make no contact at all. I’ve found that shaking a woman’s hand when you first meet them for a date makes the interaction seem more like a friendship or a business meeting.

Hug her, but never shake a girls hand.
When on a date with a woman, sit beside her and NOT across from her. Sitting across from her on a date makes the interaction seem awkward, weird, and it prevents you from touching her (which is important if you want to get women aroused and get them wet).

After 1 or 2 hours of good conversation and touching, invite her home with you, and once you’ve got her at your place, move fast and quickly escalate to s3x.

Transitioning Her From Your Lover To Your Girlfriend…
After you’ve had s3xual intercourse with a woman, she is officially yours and from that point on, transitioning her to your girlfriend is simple. Simply increase the frequency and number of times that you see her and have s3x with her.

After a while it will begin to become obvious that you and her is “exclusive” and from that point on, you can begin doing things for her that a regular boyfriend would do.

You can begin taking her out to nice dinners, taking her out to see a movie, and going out together to the beach or even the park and simply holding hands.

Getting a girlfriend isn’t hard once you are able to attract women and get them into bed with you. The hardest part is getting them invested into you in the beginning, and then after that, it’s easy sailing.

If you’ve been busy struggling to get a girlfriend, all you need to do now is follow the simple steps laid out in this article, and you’ll soon realize just how easy getting a girlfriend really is.


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