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EducationRe: Kogi State University 2016/2017 Admission Thread by Joskiro50: 10:05am On Sep 14, 2015
promisechild:
where did you hear that many failed? all you praying about is for the reduction of the cutoff mark.
Okay, thanks.
EducationRe: Kogi State University 2016/2017 Admission Thread by Joskiro50: 8:13am On Sep 14, 2015
I heard there's mass failure this year. How true is this? ...scored 53.8, an indigene, applied for med. nd surg.
RomanceRe: The Lecturer And Comfort .... by Joskiro50: 4:28pm On Sep 13, 2015
RaDaZaBaNa:
joskiro50, pls if u have the full story.Create a Thread and post it there.you are free to do that pls don't come and disrupt the narration style employed here ..Thanks for your understanding.. Thanks !!
I'm sorry.
RomanceRe: The Lecturer And Comfort .... by Joskiro50: 4:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
EPISODE 9
After relaxing in my office for a while, i invited the girls inside and curiously stared at them. “good morning sir” they all greeted. “yea what can i do for you?” i asked with a serious smile. “we came to introduce ourselves because we believe you don’t know us” one of them replied while i nodded in approval. “actually we are students of this great department but we graduated last year. Unfortunately the old man you just replaced failed us in his course, forcing us to spend an extra year over it” she summarized with a pleading look. “OK i now understand because your faces really look very unfamiliar” i said with a soft smile which lit up their faces. They all stared at me hopefully. “please don’t let us spend another extra year over the course. We wrote the exam and tried our best in it, but we unfortunately missed writing the text because we never got any information about it” she murmured in form of an appeal. I breathed deeply and nodded. “write down your names on a paper, I’ll see what i can do” i offered like a good man. They all breathed deeply with excitement. “thank you sir” they chorused while i smiled over the way they kept calling me sir. Of course two of the girls really looked a bit older than I. They wrote down their names on the paper, dropped it on my table and left happily, but as i made to take a look at the paper, one of the girls showed up again. “i really forgot to invite to my parents marriage anniversary which is coming up on Sunday” she said, presenting a small invitation card to me. I collected it and read curiously. The names on the card slowly hit my face like a hot slap. “don’t tell me your father is a former senator?” i asked with disbelief. “yea i’m his last child” she replied, while a million questions hit my head. “what the hell is she doing, studying in Nigeria. The old man i just replaced really had some balls to fail this girl. d##n” i breathed as i weighed the girl before me. “i hope you are coming?, some senior lecturers including the vice chancellor will be there. Take advantage of this invitation. You are a nice man sir” she smiled and left. My face instantly coloured with excitement. Just like every young man, I was very ambitious, but i equally realised that the more ambitious i got, the more corrupt i became. The invitation really was irresistible but somehow i was very scared over my intentions and the direction i was slowly heading. I was still battling with my mind when Comfort walked into my office with a warm smile on her face. I instantly recoiled with guilt. “what do you want?” i asked coldly. “relax sir” she replied, drew close and sat on an empty chair across my table….. The d##n girl was now like a silly noisy mosquitoe i couldn’t kill..
To be continued.
LiteratureRe: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Joskiro50: 3:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
Onemansquad:
i dont welcome pple hav u paid ur dues??
Sure, u dy owe me change na
easy jor what happened to ur sense of humour #stop taking things too personal
No mind gurl jare, she toast me I no gree dahz y she dy vex..
LiteratureRe: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Joskiro50: 3:05pm On Sep 13, 2015
Shebarh:
Ya insane angry mtchewwwwwww ah can never be anybody's worst nightmare
Lol chairlady no be fight na..
Onemansquad giv diz babe 1 bottle of origin mak she tak cool temper
LiteratureRe: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Joskiro50: 8:14am On Sep 12, 2015
sammyomotola:
welcome jare. grin grin grin grin grin
Thanks brotherly.
LiteratureRe: 1985.... 1987.... 2014--[a Crime Story] by Joskiro50: 11:26pm On Sep 11, 2015
...walks hurriedly into the thread *panting heavily*. Gbam! Thank God I'm finally here! Oww, forgive my bad..Good day all, I'm Josh.

I started reading some days ago and I must confess, this guy d9ty7 is so talented in what he's doing. More grease to ur elbow bro.

Onemansquad, abeg get me maltina..I no sabi drink alomo *I no b pastor pikin o*

Oga dee next to u, oya cum update b4 I report u to ur worse nightmare @ Shebarh..heheh
CareerRe: How To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 6:11pm On Sep 03, 2015
engrbrume:
'Thought Of The Day:
Don't listen to the masses on how to create wealth because 97% of people have no clue, I mean absolutely no freaking idea. At 17, after reading "Rich Dad Poor Dad" & "Think Big & Kick Ass" I began to question many things being taught to me by family, teachers, friends parents, all of it. It clearly states to "Take advice from people that have proven results." It doesn't say "take advice from mom/dad/teachers/whoever just because they're your elders or they're adults. That's plain dumb & makes no sense. If you want to be a millionaire then listen to millionaires. You want to make $50K a year? Go listen to "Uncle Jimmy Billy Bob Johnson."
I've also learned age means just about nothing when it comes to financial intelligence. There are young people who are financially free & get it. There are also 50 year old men with families who have 0 clue. A good rule of thumb in life, not only business, is to ONLY listen to and take advice from people who are currently leading the life you desire. If I am EVER in front of or near anyone who has what I want.. I immediately ask them, "What is the secret to your success / give me one tip." When you ask this #1 you make them feel good & #2 you're about to learn. Did this exact thing a few nights ago with the #2 sports agent in professional sports, I've done this to John Paul Digorio (Paul Mitchell Systems networth $2,800,000,000), & just about everyone else I come in contact with who's "Got It."
You wouldn't take advice about fitness from an overweight person or relationship advice from Tiger or Kobe.. So why are you listening to BROKE, yes I said BROKE family members, friends, & teachers?
It's too funny when people get started in Network Marketing and their friends say "Oh you got started in one of those things, oh no." My response and thought is "What the hell is your plan and what the hell are you even talking about? What are you doing to get wealthy? Slaving 8 hours a day being told when to take your own family on vacation? As you are in the hole $70,000 from your (education aka 4 year scam most of the time) This is MY way out!"
Anyways this may seem aggressive or mean or whatever but it's the TRUTH. What society and most households teach their kids, us, is disgusting. You should do what you love to do, get good enough at it, and eventually it will pay you. If you fully don't enjoy what you're doing, then stop doing it. Life's too short to not do what you love.
MAIN TAKEAWAY:
Listen to people who have what you want. And to everyone else, nod your head, smile, agree, & let it go in one ear and out the other' - Alex Morton.
As much as your post is difficult to apprehend due to complexity and it being uncalled for, I still appreciate. Thanks sire
CareerRe: How To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 6:05pm On Sep 03, 2015
Rick9:
[color=Blue] thanks [/color] [color=Red] alot [/color] [color=Green] for this [/color] [color=Blue]lovely post [/color]#Inspiring
I'm glad it's appreciated. Thanks sire
CareerRe: How To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 6:03pm On Sep 03, 2015
[quote author=bare1 post=37241120]Great post Sir. Are you into any personal development programs? [/quote

No, not at all sir (at least, for now). I'm just a young lad seeking for the best in life through sharpening my mentality.
EducationKogi State University 2015/16 Aspirants' Thread by Joskiro50(op): 5:58pm On Sep 03, 2015
I noticed that there isn't any thread for Kogi State University aspirants unlike others (the likes of FUTMINNA, OAU, LASU, etc.) so I've decided to come up with this one.

Are you an aspirant in KSU?
Are you yet to take the Post UTME?
I've you taken Post UTME already and awaiting result?
Do you have any problem(s) with your Jamb/Post UTME subject combination?
Do you have any experience(s) to share about the Post UTME and admission processes?....

Let's meet here......

As for me, I'm a medical aspirant (though i'm convinced my admission is sure by His grace).
My Jamb score is 230 and I'm believing God for a very high Post UTME score.

I wrote mine on the first day (1st September) and to be candid, the exam wasn't funny at all. The wrong subject combinations on the part of the school didn't help matters at all but in all, I give Him all the glory!

I hope to meet every aspirant here next year in 100level.

The floor is opened guys, let the journey begin......

Thanks.
EducationRe: All You Need To Know Before Aspiring To Be A Medical Doctor. by Joskiro50: 10:23pm On Aug 19, 2015
It may be too scattered for those who don't need it. Thanks op, this has really geared me..Lord, help me to get this course I applied for (Kogi State University) IJN Amen
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Treasuremabel by Joskiro50: 5:52am On Aug 08, 2015
u don add one year..na #Godwin
CrimeRe: Man Killed While Negotiating With A Commercial Sex Worker by Joskiro50: 1:26pm On Aug 07, 2015
Nothing wey konji no fit cause.
RomanceRe: MUST READ: How To Show Your Boyfriend Or Girlfriend You Are Not Hurt When Heart by Joskiro50: 4:44pm On Jul 31, 2015
incase
EducationRe: Tears As UNIJOS Students Pay Tribute To Dead Colleagues by Joskiro50: 10:00am On Jul 24, 2015
kbams241:
c
c for cucumber
RomanceRe: My Nude Piks His Whit Her *help* by Joskiro50: 9:21am On Jul 23, 2015
Kill urself bro, I think that is better than committing suicide.
EducationRe: Twitter Reacts To New JAMB Cutoff Marks by Joskiro50: 6:44am On Jul 16, 2015
Anyhow wey dem put am, my admission must come this year. I no go ever rewrite any exam.
Click like if you get the same belief.

#BABAGODNAYOURHANDIDEYOOO
CareerRe: How To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 10:06am On Jul 14, 2015
Leonardkelvin96:
God bless u 4 dat brother!
Amen, bless you too.
CareerRe: How To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 10:06am On Jul 14, 2015
Olumyco:
Nice one
Enx
CareerHow To Become A Person Of Value And Influence. by Joskiro50(op): 10:38pm On Jul 09, 2015
Value is simply the usefulness and importance of something or someone. It was Albert Einstein that advised that one shouldn’t try to be a person of success but to rather be a person of value. I believe the reason he said this is that value is directly connected to success. The equation is simple, the more valuable you are, the more successful you are. We shouldn’t equally forget that value is connected to influence. When value grows, influence grows. Here are ways to become a person of value and influence;

1. Find and pursue Purpose and passion:

The great and influential men and women the world has ever known where those who discovered and pursued their purposes and were driven by their passions. When you are on the path of purpose, it is easier to add significant value to the lives of people. You will hardly be of any significant value to people or influence them when you don’t know where you are going. Purpose ignites passion which keeps one motivated, inspired and focused. You need all that to be valuable and influential.

2. Embrace Personal development:

Becoming a person of value and influence demands embracing a life long pursuit of personal development. Personal development is a process of understanding and developing oneself to realize one’s fullest potential. The extent to which you are able to add value and influence others depends on the extent to which you have been able to develop yourself. Every raw material has little or no value. It actually becomes valuable after it has been refined. Take time to refine yourself in every area. That could be hard but it is quite rewarding. Daily ask yourself, “What do I need to learn or do to become a better person? Your value depends on the value you offer.

3. Choose A Problem You Can Solve For People:

To be a person of value and influence, you have to become genuinely interested in people enough to solve a specific problem for them. Think of what you can do to make lives better. The more people you solve their problems, the more valuable and influential you become.

4. Be Original and Unique:

When we live our lives mimicking or imitating others, it steals our originality. Guess what? Imitations don’t get much attention, originals do. I believe you’ve heard that when you imitate someone else, the best you can be is second best. That’s very true. To be a person of influence don’t be any one else. Be YOU. Yes! YOU.

5. Pursue Excellence:

Becoming a person of value and influence is not going to be much about what you do but about how well you do it. It is said that whatever worth doing is worth doing well. Go beyond the usual. Add a touch of class in all you do. That’s what excellence is all about. But mind you it is not the same as perfection.

6. Encourage & Inspire Others:

Someone once said a candle does not go off by lightning another. Find a way to encourage and inspire others to be all they can be. Empower, share your knowledge and skills with others. Your value and influence is connected to the number of lives that are better because of you.

7. Exude Confidence: Self-confidence is one quality that’s very admirable. it is about knowing what you want and having the courage and boldness to go for it. When you are self-confident, people easily get attracted to you and when you do no have it, the opposite becomes the case. Are you wondering why? The reason is simple. What value do you think a person who does not believe in himself can offer? Your guess is as good as mine.

8. Integrity: It is true that none of us is perfect but for you to be a person of value and influence you have to be able to earn people’s confidence and trust. You should be able to live by certain values that uphold sound moral principles. Integrity means doing the right thing at all times and in all circumstances, whether or not it is convenient. It is about being sincere and real. It is about being honest enough to admit it when you are wrong. It is your “yes” as “yes” and your “no” as “no”. It is people trusting you not for any other reason but because you have earned their trust.
RomanceRe: Anambra University Students Found Dead After Having Sex Together!!! (photos) by Joskiro50(op): 12:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
redgem:
Bloggers and their lies...this photo can be made up by the op


Took pictures of him and his gf then posted it here..


Besides don't the uni have a name?
Chairlady have you tried the link? Or I also forged the link?? undecided

SMH for attention seekers
RomanceRe: Anambra University Students Found Dead After Having Sex Together!!! (photos) by Joskiro50(op): 12:18pm On Jun 25, 2015
Chairlady have you tried the link? Or I also forged the link?? undecided
SMH for attention seekers
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lets Go Dirty by Joskiro50: 12:11pm On Jun 25, 2015
maka book space fest


abeg sumbody help me wit d meaning of ftc huhmaka book space fest
RomanceAnambra University Students Found Dead After Having Sex Together!!! (photos) by Joskiro50(op): 7:41am On Jun 25, 2015
Two students of a university in Anambra
state have reportedly died in a hostel room
located not far from the school.

Daily Independent reports that the female
student, who hails from Imo state, visited her
boyfriend on June 6, Saturday. The young
man was 300 level student of public
administration.

The couple went in the room but never left it
until the door was forced open by the police
after a neighbor raised the alarm. The
students allegedly died after sex romp and
their neighbors never knew until their bodies
started decomposing.

The guy allegedly drugged his girlfriend to
have a free sex, which caused her death. He
reportedly also took the pills and lied next to
her.

Special anti-robbery squad from Awkuzu
removed both bodies and deposited then at
morgue. Uche Ezeh, the police public relation
officer, confirmed the incident, adding that
the investigation was ongoing.

http://yabaleftonline.com/2015/06/2-anambra-university-students-found-dead-in-hostel-room/

EducationRe: How To Study In Europe Tuition-Free: Get Our Scholarships & Tuition-Free Guides by Joskiro50: 7:43am On Jun 19, 2015
joskiro20@gmail.com
I'll be very grateful sire.
RomanceRe: The Selfish Human And The 'unconditional Love' Jargon by Joskiro50: 5:29am On Apr 19, 2015
Someday, somehow, I wish to be diz creative in writing!

Nice one op, thumbs up.
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Joskiro50: 10:01am On Apr 08, 2015
Ikoko diz ur sex escapades don dey too much oooh...
No go die untop woman oooh

Meanwhile, y not update us with a post everyday instead of diz weekend stuff?
LiteratureRe: All In A Circle.....(A crime story) by Joskiro50:
This story is interesting.
LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Joskiro50: 11:20pm On Apr 06, 2015
Thank u for d post sir. You're really doing a nice jab, I wish I could be diz creative in writing.....
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LiteratureRe: Story Of Addiction..... (love Story) by Joskiro50: 7:42pm On Apr 06, 2015
Wow, *sips a bottle of kunu, crosses leg*
Waiting in anticipation for d post

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