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mom and dad from UZERE, isoko delta state

Oct 19

Eve - who's that girl

nice tips.
im learning xhtml for now, but it doesnt seem this easy at all.

Was his brain malfunctioning when he was casting his vote? Irrelevant excuse.

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Yakubu Zainab muhammed
Eng-34 govt-47 IRS- 40 lit-in-eng-42

Thanks.

jossy_1luv: I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. Thanks

Still waiting

I'm begging o, can som1 help me out? 36218206CJ. Thanks

iheanyiebeneze: EDUNEFE 154

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Chairman una too much, i really appreciate all ur efforts may God bless you.
Pls help me with this one 36457043fh

@celi4ever2k5 nd holyrule, thanks guys
Pls help me with this one 36457043fh

Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA
And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b].this is the 2nd time I'm posting. Pls help me check any1

Can someone pls help me check this two jamb results,Reg no:36041387JA
And [/b]Reg no:35451805EB[/b]. Thanks

Na G4 na

1. What’s your Nigerian name?Ovuokerie
2. Were you Born in Nigeria?Yes
3. Favourite Nigerian movie?Leaders of Tomorrow
4. Favourite Nigerian song?Tiwa savage, Don jazzy-dont leave without my love
5. Favourite Nigerian food?Fresh Catfish peppersoup
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? How many times have you been to Nigeria ? Always
7. What tribe are you?Isoko
8. Say something in your tribal language?Isoko whado
9. What do you like most about Nigeria?The struggling Spirit
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria?Bad government
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames?No
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians?Not saying
13. Do you speak your language?Not Fluently
14. Do you speak pidgin English?Yes, of course
15. What around your house represents your culture?Starch
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture?The one above

RIP sist, this is a way for us to make a reflection of our lives we have been living.
All is still vanity

slimbruced: Greatest Zikite!

GREAT!

PRIMARY--Isibovbe Pri sch, warri
SECONDARY--Dom Domingos college, warri(JSS)
SECONDARY--Nana Girls Model School, warri
UNIVERSITY--Nnamdi Azikiwe university, awka, Anambra state.

Please i just got an appointment letter from SOUTHERN INTERNATION PETROLEUM EXPLORATION AND COMPANY LIMITED (SINOPEC), it is located at 18 Adeyemo Alakija Street 3rd floor Construction House, Victoria Island. I did their online interview and i don't stay in lagos. Please how genuine is this company?

Oat
Semovita
Starch and owho soup
Pounded yam
Eforiro, Ewedu and Amala
Pap
Vegetable,Bitterleaf soup
E.t.c

Thanks boss, I really appreciate ur help

Mine was a motorolla T191, with antenal

Please I need also o,
♍Ɣ pin is 2352BB7F
Thanks

This is a very good question.

Please this kidnappers should do me a favour And kidnap †ђξ Governor cox †ђξ guy is really useless to †ђξ state.

JESUS IS WATCHING YOU
One night a burglar ( with no gun ) is trying
to break into a house.He's sneaking across
the lawn when he heard a voice '' Jesus is
watching you ''.He jumps, turns around, but
doesn't see anything.
So he starts creeping across the lawn again, ''
Jesus is watching you '' he hears again.So
now the burglar is really looking around, and
he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the
house.
He says to the parrot '' Did you say that? ''.
The parrot answered '' Yes i did ''.
So the burglar asked '' What's your name? ''.
'' Clarence '' the parrot replied.
'' What kind of stupid idiot would name his
parrot Clarence? '' the burglar said.
The parrot laughed and answered '' THE SAME
STUPID IDIOT THAT NAMED HIS EVER KILLING
ROTTWEILER "JESUS"

He was dressed in
white shirt that
day. While he was
crossing the road
to the other side
to get some drinks
for his wife, a car
came and hit him
and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her
senses. It was only
after some time
that she recovered
from her shock.
The funeral and
cremation was the
very next day
because he died
horribly.
Two nights later,
the lady's mother
had a dream in
which she saw an
old woman. The old
woman told her
mother to wash
the blood stains of
the guy from her
daughter's dress
as soon as
possible. But the
mother ignored the
dream. The next
night, her father
had the same
dream and also
ignored it. Then
when the lady had
the same dream
the next night, she
woke up in fear
and told her
mother about the
dream.
Her mother told
her to wash the
dress which had
blood stains
immediately. She
washed the dress
but some stains
remained.
The next night she
had the same
dream again,
washed the dress
but some stains
still remained. The
same dream was
repeated the next
night again and
this time the old
woman gave her a
last warning to
wash the
bloodstains, or else
something terrible
will happen. This
time the lady tried
her best to wash
the stains, and the
dress nearly tore,
but some stains
still remained...she
was very tired.
Late in d evening
of that same day,
while she was
alone at home,
someone knocked
the door. And when
she opened the
door she saw the
same old woman
from her dreams
standing at her
door. She got very
scared and fainted.
The old woman
woke her up and
gave her a blue
box, which shocked
the lady. And the
lady asked, "What
is this?"
The old woman
replied, "New
Improved HYPO
BLEACH FORMULA,
it removes all
stubborn stains!!!"
I know how you
are feeling now.
But don't look at
me like that...
blame it on HYPO...

grafikii: @NigeriaNewsdesk: PHCN plans to distribute energysaving bulbs to all households and offices in an attempt to maximize the energy consumption of Nigerians.
Clueless idiots

Wow this should b at †ђξ joke section *still laughing*