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THE WOMAN

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said : "Why spend so much time on that one”.?
   
And the Lord answered:

"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her”

"She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”
                   
       The angel was impressed.

"Just two hands. . . . Impossible!”

And this is the standard model?!

"Too much work for one day . . . . Wait until tomorrow and then complete her.”

"I will not”, said the Lord. ‘’I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.
   
"She cures herself when sick and she can work 18hours a day”

The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord”

"She is soft”, Said the lord, "but I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.”
   
   "Can she think?” The angel asked.

The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”
     
    The angel touched the woman cheek . . . .’’Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”

"She is not leaking . . . It’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel.
     
     “What’s it for?” asked the angel.

And the Lord said: “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”
   
This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!”

     
           Indeed She Is!

Woman has strengths that amazes man,
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in, stand up against injustice.
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

                There is only one thing wrong with her!

         SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH. . . .


Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they are. . . . Pass it on to males you know, Sometimes they need to be reminded . . . !!!

Anyway IBKAYE don't mind the spoilers that's what they are good at, and either they like or not I'm going to find YOU out

@ YICOB

Old man, you know wetin I no understand be say, why the thing they hot for your body like that? abi e dey your mind be4 and you no know how to talk am. maybe you don't know women are created for men and vice versa, so if we don't compliment them who will?.Though I will never get myself down with guys like you but all thesame learn to be a man.

Guys It was my brother who post the message. I just saw it now myself. but I think his own case is different, he just got a call from them yesterday asking him to report at their head office on monday, don't mind him I don't think It's about apt test.

@SHEGIRL

      I have to do that to divert attention. Still you don catch the scope.
abeg make una no bring that one come spoil my runs.

O boy! I think na grammarian you be? either na IBKAYE or IBKARE the thing be say you understand wetin I dey talk. And I no say you steal a glimpse on that chick. So how the thing be?

baby I think you pics is tantalizing enough to behold, for this reason I think we have to chat. meet me here immediately if you're still online (alternatively at olujosola@yahoo.com)

By this post I think I'm turning you a celeb on nairaland as any1 that see this will have to savour the taste.
TO BE FRANK HOOK ME UP

baby I found your pics highly tanterlizing, so I think we need to chat. I hope you see this and hola me immediately.

   You have to pay me for trying to turn you to celeb on nairaland because anyone that see this post will definately have a glimpse of the pics

Ibkaye, I don find you go every room. where u dey sef

nnah, this kind thing na wao.
See live o, the guy no be virgin, and in dey find one. so if every guy dey find virgin, who go marry dose one wey he don nak. (what a irony!)
Tell your friend to go and book for one (under 10) and start nursing her, if not he's going to end up a reverend father

Ibkaye, are you there?

Call her and make her feel it was a wrong number you called, after some some hours call her back tell her that your sister shared nearly thesame number with her(reason for mistankinly called her no)and just compliment her ( Like I just want to say that you have a lovely voice)with whatever comes to your mind (hope you are a bibboy,otherwise you will Bleep-up). Tell her you will like to keep her number and call her occasionally, dont rush her, so that she will not think that you are into some mischief. I believe by now she will not be embarassed when you keep calling her but you have to be smart. Anyway, I think all you said you need is where to tell her you get the number. Just check that out, you may find it usefull

house i want someone to tell me sterling bank test format. pls now

@SHAZ< Go through your high school books, textbooks are more reliable than jotted notes in this case. There is something I was made to understand by the Nursing Colleges - when a person grows older, there are certain things that get 'clearer' (more understandable to that individual. You'll be surprised at how fast you'd grasp most of those things you used to fail at.


And this is the secret! Go back to the fundamentals. Everybody is talking about practice, can you practice what you don't understand? If you are talking about the real understanding of maths and not just a particular course in a particular semester, I think you need different answer. There are principles in mathematics and if you miss the basics it will be hard for you to cath up again. So what you need to do now is to go back to your high school mathematics, those things that was like magic to you then will be more clearer now. Take this or leave it mathematics is thesame from basic arithmetic to advance maths, just understand the principles.[/size]

I think she has offered you something you should appreciate 4 now. If you truly love her, you should be able to invest time in it and see how it's going to develop from friendship to romantic relationship. She might want to know if you really have good intentions and probably taking time to study you, hence she's offering you option of friendship. dont rush her, maintain good communication and personal contact with her and always tell her how much you cherish her friendship and with time either consciously or unconsciously it will develop to excellent relationship.

i strongly believe in God. so i say ameeeeeeen

you choose to love, but sometimes it happens naturally (true love).