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did you hear what obama said tobay?

ibkaye:
Which house

this house of cause! do we have any other one?

where are all my well wishers? have they gone?

I was thinking of going to announce you missing on the home page. how could you leave me alone in the house.

now you're here, any jist?

ibkaye:
tani ibkare

don't mind them. Iwo o mope pupo nigi ton be nigbo kato figi omo gbelu

yicob:
What language are u guys speaking?

Chinese

my baby no vex jare, I got some things I was attending to.

richo:
wasup ma favorite pikin!!

E wa o! who's this richo? loju aye mi.

O boy! get the hell out of this place before I call the police. onisekuse omo kekere!

baby, what kept you so long today? I could see you are on board.

so what's up?

                    hummmmm

YES WE CAN!


Sweetheart, I'm hooome

IBK temi nikan, i really got to sign out at this juncture. Champions league is knocking.

do spare a thought for me this night. A wonderful night I wish you

je ka fipade si "capucinelady, iyen nko?

ibkaye:
Discovery ke? Hehehehe, Chineke
Nah, sorry

omo joo fun mi lesi ayo.

omoooooo anything for meee?

ibkaye:
Since when

no be today! e don tay.

But it's my new discovery sha.

erin sha, otito ibe lopoju

omidan, kilode to fiyi to ku sile titi igba tin-un o fi foju koju pelu ree, tin un o si le ke kabiyesi so'ba to da o waye tewa-tewa

Aye see gbo won ni kin wi, oun ti mo ri ni mo fe so, aye e ma da mi lekun nitori oun t'omo ri kii f'omo loju.

mo ri adu maradan, eleyinju ege.

eyinju ti mo ri lo fi yemi wipe o dara  lomo,  a be o ri eyinju to fufu pinpin bi owuu
Eleyin ju ede ni won p'omo nile baba to bi mi lowo.

ibkaye:
Rara, so fun mi

se o fe gbo?

eni to ba rii ko so fun-un wipe  mo nwaa(IBKAYE), nitori oun ni eni ti okan mi fe

Long live nairaland, at least i will be remembering you for this (ti o ba yori si rere)

More than serious baby, don't you know what you've got

doyin13:
Ol bob. . . . .As person wey don see Ibukun in the flesh, I can confirm u have made an outstanding choice

Omo to l'ewa ni Ibukun.

Make u chase am wella and when u conquer, make u hold am tightttttt.
Okay, na my two cents be that one

ore ma dake adura o, kin oluwa ki o ran mi lowo, amin

I hope you're aware there are spoilers, though I'm expecting them to keep the thread flowing.

o nda mi lorun pupopupo.

boya lo mo pe mo ti yo fun-e gan-an

ibkaye:
Kilofe? 

Iwo ni mo fe o omidan

whatever90:
ibkaye get the hell outt.a this thread,i mean now

Ta leyin o?. abeg come back later this is no time for play

It's possible for a man to make do with it(woman) (afterall there are millions other outside, if he must have biological kids), but a "man" without MANhood is no man abeg

Abeg c'mmon here before I commit o

you don see the new face of her profile?

chei! he get one wey e take hand brace 4 top, nna how I wish notin dey that area.

though some of the pics , but the babe fine o!

summon this girl for me or else! 

Check this - THE WOMAN: EVERYTHING IS PERFECT BUT "THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WRONG WITH HER"

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=190946.msg3035497#msg3035497

:d ;d :d

Love is an act of giving and taking all. (i.e Love is to give and want to give more and to take and always ready to take more.)

THE WOMAN

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day. An angel came by and said : "Why spend so much time on that one”.?
   
And the Lord answered:

"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her”

"She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”
                   
       The angel was impressed.

"Just two hands. . . . Impossible!”

And this is the standard model?!

"Too much work for one day . . . . Wait until tomorrow and then complete her.”

"I will not”, said the Lord. ‘’I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.
   
"She cures herself when sick and she can work 18hours a day”

The angel came nearer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord”

"She is soft”, Said the lord, "but I have also made her strong. You can’t imagine what she can endure and overcome.”
   
   "Can she think?” The angel asked.

The Lord answered: "Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate.”
     
    The angel touched the woman cheek . . . .’’Lord, it seems this creation is leaking! You have put too many burdens on her.”

"She is not leaking . . . It’s a tear” the lord corrected the angel.
     
     “What’s it for?” asked the angel.

And the Lord said: “Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride.”
   
This made a big impression on the angel; “Lord, you are genius. You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvelous!”

     
           Indeed She Is!

Woman has strengths that amazes man,
She can handle trouble and carry heavy burdens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screaming.
She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she believes in, stand up against injustice.
She doesn’t take “no” for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive. She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.
Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious. She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.
Her heart is broken when a next of kin or friend dies. But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She knows that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.

                There is only one thing wrong with her!

         SHE FORGETS WHAT SHE IS WORTH. . . .


Pass this on to your lady friends to remind them how fantastic they arePass it on to males you know, Sometimes they need to be reminded . . . !!!