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Agriculture / Re: Today I Went To Work On My Pepper Farm (video/pictures) by Joy2dworldxyz: 2:52pm On May 08
GanagiBitrus:
I pray for you; May herdsmen never locate your farm.

They won't cos mama no dey like pepper
Romance / Re: From Neighbors To Husband And Wife (Photos) by Joy2dworldxyz: 2:42pm On May 08
We landlord association of Nigeria will not allow this menace to continue. How can my 2 tenants I am collecting different rents from now be paying only one rent. Who is loosing?

No, this must stop

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Politics / Re: Landing Fee: Helicopter Operators Reject FG’s $300 Levy by Joy2dworldxyz: 2:34pm On May 08
He should at least allow us to still mess (fart) for free....
Crime / Re: Gunmen Abduct 13 In Abuja Community, Demand N900m Ransom by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:53am On May 08
Laughable how this guy's mention millions in hundreds......
Politics / Re: Obidients Flaunt "Bitter Obi" (Photos) by Joy2dworldxyz: 6:41am On May 08
Pls where can I get this drink?
Me need to cleanse my system off BA(c)Teria

It's never been this tough!!

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Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Joy2dworldxyz: 8:37pm On May 07
Theophinio:


I so much love Eket. Have you lived there before. That's my dream destination to buy a house and raise a family

I only visit
Business / Re: Men Who Stole POS Machines, Withdrew ₦4M To Play Bets Arrested In Niger State by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:25pm On May 07
atiku4President:
APC will stop at nothing on milking the poor masses dry. More will come. They masses are paying for not voting the evil party called APC. They know they are not the people's choice. They know they stole the mandate.

Oga why u dey confusion me na?
Is it APC that stole the pos machines?

Above b4 APC were there not criminals??
Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Joy2dworldxyz: 5:05pm On May 07
PointZerom:


There are more successful people in those places mind you. A friend of mine moved to Ivory coast while I moved to Lagos but he built house before me.

So why u never join am there?
Business / Re: Five Charges Nigerians Pay For Electronic Transactions by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:56pm On May 07
Las Las Na poverty go kiii everyone in this country. Where will the banks get these charges from when everyone is struggling to survive?, do people still puts money in banks??

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Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:55pm On May 07
PointZerom:


There's nothing wrong in relocating to any country or even your village.

All depends on how u look at it. But for me everything is wrong from moving from a better place to a bad place..
Travel / Re: Relocating To Benin, Togo Or Ivory Coast? by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:41pm On May 07
I will rather stay in Akwa Ibom, (Uyo or Eket) than relocate to any of these countries. God forbid bad thing

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Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Welcomes Son, Clinton, To Film Production Team (video) by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:32pm On May 07
He is cute tho, hope his presence adds positive values to the industry.

At least him papa don lay good foundation to him

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Politics / Re: Lagos Admits Dumping 371 Residents In Osun, Labels Them Miscreants, Beggars by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:31pm On May 07
Wickedfacts:
Anambra, get ready.
Deport Yorubas there because we are packing all Igbo miscreants in Yorubaland back to Onitsha Head Bridge.

Only Anambra citizens in Lagos State makes about 13.8% of Lagos State population. If you add other Igbos it's about 33%....

If u deport all Igbos in Lagos, I bet u Lagos will collapse.

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Education / Re: States With The Most Unqualified Teachers In Primary Schools — Statisense by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:21pm On May 07
The West go school pass the East, uncle come and see it ursef.

Or maybe Na ipob stats
Health / Re: Avoid Water If You Cannot Swim by Joy2dworldxyz: 1:10pm On May 07
Sapasenator:
How will you learn to swim if you avoid water?

You can learn to swim on dry ground, the op is high on something.

So person no go die again in peace abi?

If u like avoid water to the point that u stop drinking it from a cup, u go still die wen time come.

A friend told me a story of a man who dey told him not to go out on one particular day because he was to die by car accident. This man actually agreed and didn't go even outside. But u know what he still died by motor accident that same day inside his parlour. How did it happen?

If I have 25 Likes I will share how it happened. Nothing goes for nothing!!
Food / Re: Delicious Dog Meat Pepper Soup by Joy2dworldxyz: 12:59pm On May 07
We Calabar people no dey use dog meat play o
No, not for anything....

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Celebrities / Re: Portable Buys A New House In Lekki, Lagos (Video) by Joy2dworldxyz: 12:56pm On May 07
The house fine pass the owner......

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Joy2dworldxyz: 9:59pm On May 06
Angelfrost:


Lol... Dem no sack person halfway into the season campaign, na with 2 games left dem go sack am?!!

Does that make any sense to you?!!

The time of sacking should have been after the 18th game. It was already obvious they were heading down the toilet then.


The man will mutually depart end of the month... Moyes too is living West Ham by month end too.


Sacking Ten Hag is not enough tho.... If Rashford, Casemiro, and others are not sold by next transfer window, then the club is not ready for the top.

Which top, it took Man U about 6 years to build this team to this standard and they were consistent for about 4 seasons finishing with 4th and 5th, now they are wearing out. So expect them to use another 10 years to build another formidable team.

Congratulations to Arsenal. They will lift this premier league. That I have seen.

Chelsea will do just better next season.

Up Blues.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Joy2dworldxyz: 9:39pm On May 06
Last week when Chelsea lost 5 nil to table toppers Arsenal na so fans of comeback lords (I no call club name o) no allow me hear word, now they are collecting wotoporously from a club in relegation zone.


I trust them shall, they will comeback!!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United (4 - 0) On 6th May 2024 by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:30pm On May 06
Crystal P win or draw, or Away win.
Travel / Re: New Coastal Scenic Highway In China's Hainan Usher In Diverse Tourism Experience by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:30pm On May 06
So Na China way Tinubu copy abi?
Career / Re: Employer Drags 2 Hungry Staff To Court For Stealing Loaves Of Bread Worth N2,600 by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:26pm On May 06
The title should be something like, ' Hungry Employer drags 2 hungry staff to court '
Travel / Re: ‘It Was Pleasant’ – Obasanjo Hails Air Peace After Lagos-To-London Flight by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:25pm On May 06
DaddyRochie1642:
Obasanjo seems to be more handsome in his old age.

So u follow me see wetin I see so!
Properties / Re: Inside Late Mai Deribe's Gold Marble House In Maiduguri, Borno state Nigeria. by Joy2dworldxyz: 8:43am On May 06
One word!!
Just one word!!

VANITY

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs West Ham (5 - 0) On 5th May 2024 by Joy2dworldxyz: 4:49pm On May 05
Biofil84:
mtcheeeew naa wen season don end all this one wake up.

What are they even fighting for self.... grin



They just want to top Man U and that they have achieved even if it just for a second.....
Politics / Re: Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu Receives The Prime Minister Of Antigua by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:12am On May 05
Privatepart00:
shocked shocked shocked

Which one is Antigua?

Antigua is one small country like that, a country that Akwa Ibom State is bigger and richer than.....
Science/Technology / Re: 10 Countries With The Highest Electricity Consumption by Joy2dworldxyz: 10:36pm On May 04
You can't consumer what u don't have.,..

Above, those countries mentioned too chop
Business / Re: Placidus Nwachukwu: FCMB Bank Manager Bags 121 Years Jail Over N112m Fraud by Joy2dworldxyz: 10:24pm On May 04
How can the jail years be more than the millions he stole (and Na in natural o)
Travel / Re: Yearly Salary & Monthly Income After Tax Deductions In UK by Joy2dworldxyz: 10:19pm On May 04
Am still going cos u can't be in the UK and not be OK

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Events / Re: Babatunde Fashola's Daughter, Yewande, Weds Posi Ogunlesi (Photos) by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:59am On May 04
AqualinaXYZ:
wor wor





Money couldn’t even buy her beauty from spa

Na only Regina Na facial beauty help!!




Advanced Anty Ramota
Romance / Re: Husband Busts Wife Cheating, Destroys Lover's Car (Photos, Video) by Joy2dworldxyz: 7:57am On May 04
Skit makers can go all out to get what they want......

Nice one of u ask me...

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