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I remember when a similar incident occurred in Bayelsa state people rushed with different cutting machined to butcherand b4 we could say Jack, a whole whale like this vanished in pieces.

Truly we are so black!!

Our financial managers are the worst in the world. All they know is greed. Whether the naira is traded for as low as a dollar to 10k naira it's not their business so long they are cashing out big time individually.

viktagorion:
Lokogoma roads are crying for attention honorable Minister.

Leave Wike to do his job at his place. He is just about 2 years as a fvt minister and he is already achieving more than all the abokis did when combined!

Sure, Wike is the best man for the job

The truth is, if you lose guard, them go use you.
Whether it works or not, you have be used.

Be warm!

Richtaiwo:
Whoever told this packaged fraud real Nigerians actually give a rat ass about his aspiration. Yes, Tinubu has disappointed and indeed fallen far short of expectation. But for this incompetent clown to be thinking Nigerians now prefer him ahead of Tinubu is very amusing.

The question him and his unintelligent followers always run away from is his stewardship in Anambra. What did he do in Anambra that made him think he is even qualified to be Nigeria's president? Because, sentiment aside, what exactly qualify him to be president. I mean something spectacular when he was a governor.

Just like your question, you are a MUMU man!

She should be burnt to ashes.
No one knows how many people she has killed by scamming them to death.

The signpost need psychiatric attention urgently

What's worrisome about a skit?

Can this one close a bus door not to talk of hanging to call passengers!

FatherCHRISTMAS:
Back in 2016 I was in the habit of sneaking out with mums car. I always go out with mum's car without her permission 🤣🤣 she wouldn't let me anyway so what's the point of asking ?

At the start, whenever I wanted to go out with the car, once I start the car she'll hear the ignition sound and tell me to come out and drop her keys.
I had alot of thinking, "there has to be a way I can go out with this car!". "this car can't just be looking at me oo, wetin go sup like this?"

So I figured a way of opening the car and putting it on drive without starting it. I'll push the car beyond Mum's window side where she can't hear the ignition sound.
Shebi na if she hear the car sound she go shout. OK now


Sometimes it might be an hour after I had left she'll know the car is no longer in the compound. She'll call my phone and shout that I should turn back wherever I am and return her car.

Me too I'll vex and tell her I am already turning back and not going with her car again.
Of course I'll never turn back

I'll go for hours visiting several places with her car.
My phone will be filled with all sort of missed calls

Sometimes I'll drive and won't even buy petrol... At least I know, the gauge where I should not exceed. Well on some days I want to be generous, I'll buy 700 fuel. 700 fuel don too much sef, I fit buy 400
I know when I'm back home I'll face all sorts of shouts and complaints. Atleast I drove the car to my satisfaction

That thing way u do your mama, your children go do u wetin pass that one.

That's, your children will not only be driving your car but they will drive your cars.

mytime24:
So if d relationship no work again or d boy abandon her

Wetin go b her faith 🥱

She go enter another relationship with Emeka, she go tattoo Emeka ontp Emma.

It will apprar somewhat like Emmeaka.

Kobojunkieee:
That you have yet to figure out that all of your politicians who have occupied office in the last 25 years of your democracy are part and parcel of the problem that is Nigeria is the reason why you need to be told by even foreigners.

Obi, like every other politician who has occupied office in the last 25 years, has nothing like change to offer anyone, even Nigerians. If he did, he would have at least accomplished one of the following in the 7 or so years he spent as governor of Anambra State back when the Naira was still strong and funds were in good supply for such projects to have been carried out.
■ Clean water supply to homes
■ Robust sewage and water management system
■ Effective Waste management system
■ Good schools with world-standard educational and Skills training services
■ Internet connectivity in both homes and businesses
■ Electricity supply to homes and businesses(through building of dams, use of wind turbines, and better distribution services)
■ World Standard equipped Healthcare network
■ Sturdy road network complete
■ Passenger Rail system linking at least the major towns and cities
■ Network of Libraries with free access to members of the public to support learning
■ Better prison facilities and rehabilitation programs
■ Expansion of police-community programs to help capture crimes across all parts of the state.
■ Excellent Gas transmission network for the direct piping of gas into homes.
, etc.

Obi, same as Tinubu, Kwakwaso, Jonathan, Buhari, and Atiku... could not accomplish any of this, even though he is quite aware of how beneficial these are in every developed economy out there because he did not have change in mind even as a governor. He does not have it even now.

Let me know your country

On Tinubu seeing this thread!

I think we are finished!!

Cos tinunubu will definitely want to beat Elion Mosk in this. He will definitely want to become the first trillionair in 2025 with every penny within his reach.

oluwaseyi0:
Obi kererenke

OBI

Kobojunkieee:
Your response clearly indicates that mental awareness is desperately needed among Nigerians.

Since you are not a Nigerian, can't you stay away from Nigerian political news?

Did we tell you that all politicians are demons and incapable or without brains?

Nigeria is a shit hole

Mariangeles:
Na wetin them ask you be that?

I no know why Nigerians no dey like answer questions straightforward.

You that's sounding too serious, why not go get an estate valuer to do the estimate for you and the OP.

Abeg free the dude.

mrkings84:
This is in WhatsApp app, it's inbuilt in WhatsApp

Are you sure this won't be able to speak any of local languages, like Yuruba or Igbo?

Joy2dworldxyz:
Are you sure this is not aba made AI?
This is too funny abeg

Where exactly do one gets this AI from, is in Google or where?

Are you sure this is not aba made AI?
This is too funny abeg

parcydrix:
Why are you justifying rubbish. If the mum has to follow to police station that means she has to follow her everywhere nah. She was molested by someone meant to protect her.
For your sake I hope it won't happen to your relative make you know as e be

Who follows a 17 year old woman about?
Some 17 year old of now a days are so big you think they are 35!!

The police man should be served with right punishment

Matheusmartin:
..
"When a widow has big buttocks, the elders do not waste time to bury her husband.” - Ghanaian Proverb

Copied!!

Best quote of 2024!!

I guess she didn't accept such demonic proposal.
There's just nothing else to see under the sun

adioolayi:
Sorry o...who are the ediots paying him all these years, without him present in his place of primary assignment

Since 2015

In Nigeria Police Force

So, what exactly are they policing, if the institution is this loose

You dey yan as if u no no what they are policing.
Anyway, in case u don't like u claim , "They are policing bus and taxi drivers"

Hope u know now!!

And just somehow, Obi haters will still look for a way to blame Obi for this unfathomable tragedy.

May the souls of the departed find solace.

Huhh

A woman accepted my random friends request on Facebook. I looked at her DP, she is married, her pictures proved she's a well to do person..

We just started chatting that same yesterday o, but before night she was telling me that she's very hungry that I should find her something.....


Till now I am still looking for what to respond to her because she just disappointed me...

sultanofpigs:
Fixed roads without Gutters that gave rise to unprecedented floods in the slum called Lagos..

Nonsense

The funny part is they told us that this same Lagos is Nigeria's Dubai so how come they are fixing all these roads within a year?

Biggie225:
Fubara is doing very well in rivers state without much media hype. He is touching all sectors rapidly unlike wike who was busy building flyovers with media hype. Am in rivers state now and I can attest to that .

Fubara is a good man. A gentle man

Fubara is a very gentle man, prior to his coming onboard as a governor I was afraid he was going to be used by his predecessor but he just proved me wrong.

I pray he succeeds and move rivers state forward!!

uncleck:
Honestly I don't see this as an investment. For many decades tricycles have been used in Nigeria. They are imported as knocked down and assembled by various dealers in their various warehouses same way motorcycles are assembled. Assembling tricycles is so easy that every tricycle technician can assemble it. Imagine building a factory to do what every shop owner in the industry can do! It doesn't even require any special tools; factory standard tools. Now the question is: how will a buyer transport assembled keke from Lagos to owerri? At what cost? Why would he even want to do it while it can be done at his backyard?

They don't just assemble an already made parts, rather they assemble the parts that make the tricycle....

Happy birthday ever and everyday young.
Age gracefully.
You are a perfect creature in the hands of your creator.
You will live to see your children chicken.

Happy birthday once again!!