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cutiez2: Why Some Husbands Avoid Questions From Their Wife.

WIFE: What will you do if i
die? Will you get married
again?

Husband: No.

Wife: Why not? Don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course i do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Ok, ok, i'll get married again.

Wife: Will you live in our
house with your new Wife?

Husband: Yes, it's a great
house.

Wife: Will you let her drive
my car?

Husband: Yes, it's a nice one.

Wife: Will you give her my
jewelry?

Husband: No. I am sure she'll want her own.

Wife: Will she wear my
shoes?

Husband : No, her size is '41'

Wife: What!

Husband: poo! Oh my God! I'm finished!

cutiez nice one lol

but how did the husband know the size of the future wife.

CCCHHHHHEEEEAATTTERRR

beeevan: Hello ladies!

beev Wetin hapen. You don change back to the old one again. But i noticed this one has 3 e. Noted.how you dey.

skimpychick: Hi momas this place is too dry ,cld we pls go bk to the old days when it used top bubble ?.

skimpychick, looool,the username change don reach your side too.

tchiwinnie: Gdmorning ladies! Ope we re all good. I hail all A-Z mamas, active mamas and MIA mamas.
So wot do we do to revive d thread mamas? We ve lost our groove. We need d fun to return na. Will it b anoda beauty pagent, abi diff recipes, or wch topic shld we discuss. Meanwhyl, I suggest we hold our first 'post-tsunami' prayers this friday, 9pm-12midnight.Wot do we think. Suggestions pls.
@ all pushing mamas, may God mk it easy for u.U all will carry ur bundles of joy soon.We can't wait to celebrate wt u.

i am in for the prayers on Friday.
we need it o.

Rukemi291: aswearigawd again. your head dey dere again.... *agbero mode activated* tuale *stamping foot on d ground* gba si be. omo u too mussh aswear.

come come come... na Iraq i see so? ahhhy head don scatter... na u dey Afghanistan... shikena

ok nah,doro-rukemi o lenu bi ebon.u get mouth like kettle hehehehe
no fear Iraq naw,god,your dh n ds will guide to and fro.fear fear alhaja in the house

Appetizer

who is dis engineer going to the construction site.
mr headdy...nickname
rice and any thing sweet...favourite food
tom n jerry...best friends
pees(please),ooohhhkkkkk(okay),nnnyyyor(no),five five (high five).....favourite words

my jim jim,ori1 of our kingdom.cuteee pie, kisser,hugger,sweet hart.

o gawd the luv is so overwhelming. I LUVV YAH

Each mama will introduce their lo with nicknames, tell us their favorite meal,favorite play, future profession....n ofcourse na, their beautiful n handsome faces. Where their swagger will be displayed for everyone to see n appreciate God for his gifts n favour upon us.

time is 6pm to 12 am today ooo.

thank you mas.

GOTCHA


"Meet d LO of d millenium"
" who's that LO"?

Hehehe i tink i am the local champion on dis thread today,
only me can post.


NA ONLY ME WAKA COM BE DAT

OK back to bizness,serious face

with the power vested upon me by me able seniors Byvan n Donatee. Our topic for discussion is.........
..........******...........,,,,

Lyndaroyce,Starbuck,i zoom una.

kingskiddie: We dey yia ooooo

wa shere padi mi, your head dey dia.
i know say u no fit hear my voice make u no ansa. Take 5

Raise up your hand n bom bom say present pls.
roll call

Byvan,Donatee,lyndaroyce,ehiblessing,kingskiddie,maran1983,rukemi291,fina4804,fnor,kaynee,topsmum,otses,phunmielomo,dhabeautyjas rasta,chifreke chips,kejibabe,Starbuck,rechybabe,simababe,tchwinnie,julieni,juliebest,Beckytunde,cutiez2,skimpychick,Sayoberry.temismith,dunni29,Smokey drinky

ok,una no ansa me ba
A-Z MAMAS COME OUT OOOO.

Byvan,i dey here o.

cutiez2: Joy4mi u too much,correct mamas how today?

ukwu-cious-listic cutiez2.
jisos,i don't even know where dat came from.

Rukemi291: joy4mi... aswearigawd ur head dey there. Chop knuckle.

rukemi one n only,
rukemi in saudi
rukemi in mecca
rukemi in medina
rekemi in dubai
rukemi in SA
rukemi in Toronto
rukemi in uk
rukemi in usa
rukemi in iraq
rukemi innnnnnnn. Eeeeeeemmmmmm

ok
rukemi around the world.
GBAM.

maran1983: Joy4mi, you are the names prefect.

tank u.

when I grow up I want to be like u my able lecturer

DonaTee: @joy4mi I tuale for u! Well composed speech. How body

my doctor,I dey o,Im alrite now o.
tank u for askin. Jay-guy nko.
happy weekend

byvan: Thx juliebest, neutronic Joy4mi and molecular donatee .

u no serious o beev,atomitically bombastic element

rukemi291 in the house.one n only naija current alhaja
byvan my sexy atomic mama:-)
my Dr donatee of the.moving odolondolo ministry
Haa lyndaroyce o yee clan of owirigi Kingdom
my kingskiddie :-) u know your title sweet<3
mama chifreke my favourite chips maker
beauty ? cooker in the cooking Kingdom
twinmama iya ibeji,iyawo twinpapa
cutiez2. the joker of the great comedy empire
beckytunde my ever spirikoko prayer warrior
temismith my friendship with cute ukwu
oohhh madam Starbuck the mighty protonstar
maran my senior lecturer in the kpekus ministry
my greetings will not be complete without mentioning
kejibabe my accurate timekeeper n principal
also, sayoberry the berry made from sayo the iron lady.


all the mamas I forgot to mention, pls no vex, memory card is full ni.

all new mamas in the house, u are veli veli welcome,

joy4mi signing out.
PEACE

Oga Serubawon,
pls drop a word o.
happy new month.
olori n ko

tanks for these link ,my kids love tom and Jerry cartoons.
it made the search very easy and fast.

serubawon: HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!

happy new year to u sir, extend my regards to iyawo wa and your kids too.

all yr desires for the new year shall come to pass in thousand fold.
your blessings will be running over in all aspect of your life.
as u have been a source of encouragement and blessings to me,my family and so many people around the world u shall not have the cause to weep or mourn this year.

Go fort and shine like the star you are.
oko olori,olorun ti gbe yin gan na. esu ti poto.(hope I got that rright o :-))

thank so much for everything sir.

serubawon: @Joy4mi

Wow! I'm so happy hearing this, I feel like break dancing. Truly inspiring and encouraging. It shows that the God we serve is always on point and never late. If there is a delay, it's always on our part and God has to patiently wait for us to sync with Him and His promises towards us. I sincerely pray that your breakthrough is permanent and as Salsera has pointed out, you will not just be blessed, but an immense blessing to others.

Amen sir,
I promise not disappoint u cos u r my e-mentor(lol, i hope dere is a word like dat sha).
Its nt easy to be a pastor's wife o,i am praying for strength and wisdom to reach out to people.
May God see us thru. (amen)

congrats sir.eku orire o.

Aso ebi is surely on d way

HBD Sir,i pray God will continue to bless and uphold u and ur family so u can continue to be d blessing u already are to d whole world.

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Lovely thread

When my sons were younger, they called:


Egusi soup - The orange soup

Banga soup - The spicy soup

Ogbolo soup - The green soup (probably because of the Okro and Uwgu leaves in it)

My daughter, though not yet 2 has the word 'No' injected in most of her sentences. Wanted to fix her her one Saturday morning, so the conversation went like this...

Me: Baby, mummy's going to shampoo and fix your hair today o!

My daughter: Oh God, Oh No! [/quote]I dnt know if that word "no" is already in dere brain the moment they start talking. My 2 1/2 yr old son says no wit so much seriousness u wld tink something is wrong. He says it in a very funny way like "yynor". I cant stop myself frm laughin anytime he says that word. In school,he is called yynor. Lol

kids can be very funny.

My first son startd callin stew "yum yum"since he was two.he has stopped now dat he is 5 but it pops out of his mouth once in a while and he has influnced his younger brother too.
2.i have dis cream i use on them if they have boil,or heat rash its called sudocream.but my son ask too much of questions pertaining dis cream and i answered him but he could not pronounce it.so anytime he wants to describe it,he calls it "something".i had no choice than to start calling it something too. LOL