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HealthRe: Please Do You Know About This? My Friend Is Going Through Pain [pic] by Joybeau: 1:07pm On Jan 28, 2025
The op should take his friend to the hospital for medical attention given to him. It's very likely the patient has sepsis. Infection has spread to other organs of his body, the reason his immune system is producing those response in the form of pain. Please treat as urgent to avoid more spread. Sepsis can lead to death if you delay most especially when the infections progresses upwards to the heart
HealthRe: Please Do You Know About This? My Friend Is Going Through Pain [pic] by Joybeau: 1:00pm On Jan 28, 2025
panicacid:
That is common in sc patients
He can try this approach on one leg, if there is any significant improvement he can switch over to the other leg. Every morning let him dab the surface of the wound with his early morning urine, the wound will go, that is my little contribution.
Nawa for you Oga. What nonsense advice be this one?🙄 . You want him to make the injury worse by introducing more microorganisms into the already infected wound
PoliticsRe: Japa: Only 6,000 Medical Consultants Remain In Nigeria – MDCAN by Joybeau: 1:58pm On Jan 27, 2025
Truth is, time is coming when professionals shall be very scarse and unavailable. Going by the economic and societal decadence, a whole lot of students are losing interest in working even after graduation. They are only attending higher institution just for intellectual emancipation but not to work afterwards. They are fixing themselves with one online skill or Yahoo while even in school. Hmmm! I fear for the situation of our health system in a few years to come when most of these consultants are retired
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel About Your Fiancée If She Frequently Watches Porn? by Joybeau: 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2024
Before I advise you I would like you to answer this simple question?
Have she started watching porn before you met her or she just developed the addiction after you met her?
RomanceRe: Girl Got Flogged By Brother After Tattooing Boyfriend Face On Her Chest (Photos) by Joybeau: 2:39am On Nov 15, 2024
All this is just for content. Even the tattoo na removable ink
EducationRe: Why Are Private Schools Like This? by Joybeau: 4:48am On Nov 09, 2024
illicit:
Now whats the difference between you and the student

You must have mentored him to say that...

You really don't understand teaching
What do you mean by " he must have mentored him to say that?" Don't you know that family upbringing plays a vital role in children's behaviour? Look, let me tell you, some parents are really bad at home training and are lazy. They leave everything to teachers. I don't take responsibility for what is not mine
HealthRe: 4 Ways To Prevent HIV by Joybeau: 9:04pm On Nov 08, 2024
Offpoint1:
Is real yet some dude just slept with 400 women recorded with no protection. Let's not mention the unrecorded ones
Do you know the guy's health status?
CelebritiesRe: I Will Write A Letter To Intl. Court Of Justice About Bobrisky - Isaac Fayose by Joybeau: 3:16am On Nov 02, 2024
Why is he so desperate to japa? His case is still ongoing. You're here chasing clout. You know the right thing to be done
BusinessRe: The Boy I Employed In My New Business Has Finished Me Within One Week by Joybeau: 3:11pm On Oct 31, 2024
Even your own sibling will rip you off if you don't avail your time for the business. My dear, in business you must have to be ruthless in order to protect your business. I was once soft with a sibling day to mine who I entrusted my business onto for almost three years but yet I was ripped.
So, it's best you fire that sales boy, don't go ahead with making case with him because you will spend more and the said boy might not even have the money to pay back immediately. Since he's still new. Fire him and employ someone else and monitor the business intensively going forward
EducationRe: Ogun Student Dies After 162 Frog Jumps, Teacher In Trouble by Joybeau: 4:40pm On Oct 26, 2024
Wetin happen nah? How can you subject a child to such cruelty? Even soldiers in training never do like this not to talk of a child . I know things are bad but I beg these school teachers to please temper justice( punishment) with mercy
PoliticsRe: We Will Withdraw Court Case Against NNPCL, Others – Dangote Refinery by Joybeau: 12:39pm On Oct 22, 2024
Stilloracle:
U may erroneously see Dangote as a Monopolistic biz man, But NO. This man is an astute biz man trying to save Nigeria from the mess of oil barons that that over the decades plunder Nigeria into deep financial mess using oil importation as the tool since the military era.
They crippled NNPC refineries so that they can continue the importation for their own benefits, which is where Subsidy comes from. They created the Subsidy.
(This is why any sensible person will understand why Tinubu radically removed the Subsidy and why the North is now fighting Tinubu. The crook leaders of the Subsidy are Northerners, led by the retired generals)

I did my NYSC at PPMC/NNPC and within 1 year of my service, what I witnessed by myself is a colossal tsunamic corrupt system that only God can bring Nigeria out from.

Govt corruption is just child's play when compared with what oil companies/multinationals/oil marketers commit.
They control the market and since oil is Nigeria's main source of income (The oil sector provides for 95% of Nigeria's foreign exchange earnings and 80% of its budgetary revenues.) they have a choking hold on the country

If Dangote refinery succeeds in all its plans, Nigeria will be free of the stranglehold of the marketers. And it will encourage other investors to also build refineries.

Imagine selling NNPC refineries to investors who will fix them and upgrade them, making Nigeria free from importing oil and gas and rather becoming exporter. NIGERIA WILL BE SO GREAT and RICH
And you think the cycle won't continue with Dangote. Abeg cut us some slack
PoliticsRe: Ban NNPCL, Matrix, Others From Importing Refined Products - Dangote tells Court by Joybeau: 12:20pm On Oct 22, 2024
What does Dangote mean by suing for the court to revoke corporation's operational licenses? Why does this man like nzogbu nzogbu business pattern? The court even have no right to revoke their licenses. Nawao no be by force for people to do business with you. Greedy and selfish human, you want to create a monopoly for your refinery business. For God's sakes, are you the only indigenous industrialist that the state will always bend and shift ground always for you?
HealthRe: I Just Had A Severe Scald From Boiling Water (graphic Images) by Joybeau: 9:36pm On Oct 16, 2024
Jeez! Please why didn't you put notice of viewership. This graphic is gory to behold.
I'm sorry for the accident. I couldn't look it twice. Go to the hospital ASAP. Hope you aren't diabetic too?
FamilyRe: How Are Families Coping Under This Government? by Joybeau: 10:34pm On Oct 11, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
That's where I'll come in. There's a huge difference between a sperm donor & FATHER!
I bet you didn't understand the sentence. I meant the baby won't be pacified by her daddy, meaning she will not stop crying even when her daddy is carrying and comforting her untill I carry her. And my hubby like I said before is a very supportive and loving one.
Hope you got now?
FamilyRe: How Are Families Coping Under This Government? by Joybeau: 7:36am On Oct 11, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
Some basstards still dey do wedding every Saturday.

I just dey pity my x. She wasn't looking good when I saw her with her child.

The same thing she kept disturbing me for but told her to wait that I had plans & she couldn't wait.
And she should wait for you when you ain't ready? Tomorrow, it's still you guys that will call her evening newspaper after wasting her time with you. By the way, that she isn't looking good does not mean she's in financial constraints. You know can tell. Even if she is, her tomorrow might be better than yesterday if she and her husband are objective people.

I for one sometimes do not look good when I come out and my reason is that I am a first time mom, even though my baby is 10 months old, but I am still struggling with motherhood. Having disrupted night rest daily just to breastfeed and put my my baby back to sleep consistently, caring for and cleaning my baby's mess, running my business, caring for the home everyday day as I detest dirtiness and the most challenging for me is planning and making meals. Omo! This part hard me die. My husband is very helpful honestly but he sometimes tells me to learn it that it's a mother's skill. When I was single, I don't really care much about cooking and what I will eat cos I can easily sort myself out. Hmm, I equally want to encourage ladies to start developing kitchen planning early on because it's an integral part of motherhood. You must cook and give your child a healthy meal everyday. It's just a lot to say but I will stop here for now. But then I must say motherhood is not really easy. Everything is on you as a mother: imagine I will put my baby to sleep in the evening just for me to use the bathroom, within 5 minutes I am in the bathroom she will wake and start crying and won't be pacified by her daddy. She will crawl to the bathroom and be pushing the bathroom door because she knows it's where am usually at. Motherhood is sweet but not easy at the same time
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo Threatens To Seal Any Shop That Doesn't Open On Mondays by Joybeau: 9:14pm On Oct 08, 2024
Mr. Governor, you have no right to do such thing. These traders are not on your payroll and are free to open and close their shop at will. By the way, do not mistake their compliance with the Mondays sit-at-home as a sign of fear for insecurity. Many of the business men and women comply with the directive willingly in honour of Mazi Nnamdi Kanu
PoliticsRe: I’m The Biggest Loser, PDP Isn't Participating In Rivers LG Polls - Fubara by Joybeau: 7:18am On Oct 04, 2024
vanitybutiwanti:
bla bla bla, you're church rat. Keep crying about government policy, don't go and look for a job. We are not mates at all church rat. You can't afford ordinary electricity and gas bill to the extent that you want to run mad. Your father is a nobody, keep crying from morning till night on the pages of newspaper. Tinubu is doing the right thing to reset the economy so that never do wells like you will have a chance at giving your children a brighter future since your unfortunate father failed.
Mehn! I feel sad and bad for you. You're lack training and decorum. A very uncouth fellow with zero diplomacy. No intelligence, no character. Just fighting on here on Nairaland with no regard to choice of words
HealthRe: Doctor Warns Excessive Masturbation Is Behind The Rise Of Male Health Problem by Joybeau: 12:20pm On Oct 03, 2024
Odidigboigbo:
A lots of women has paid me for the service, not sugar mummies but young and classy ladies. I'm not just talking but fats. It's all about knowing your worth and your carriage. As far as women are concerned, no one that I can't talk to. I only have two things in mind, either she accept or reject.
And this is a career for you? Shame no dey your face as you talk this thing? You're simply shameless and classless. A man that masturbates is a million times better than you. Your likes can never pursue a worthy purpose. There's more to life than pursuing sex and being a fuckboy
HealthRe: Small Research Grant Opportunity For Researcher: Apply Now! by Joybeau: 4:48am On Sep 17, 2024
Monimaker22:
Montula read before you respond, Batified children
Pls take it easy
HealthRe: Small Research Grant Opportunity For Researcher: Apply Now! by Joybeau: 4:47am On Sep 17, 2024
Let's be very careful and scrutinize most most adverts because many of them are fraudulent. This is a disguised fraud. Don't let them rip you of your intellectual property or material
HealthRe: Nigerians Can No Longer Afford To Buy Drugs – Pharmacists by Joybeau: 11:41am On Sep 15, 2024
[quote author=Sapasenator post=132006852]Change the headings, It's medications, not drugs you moran!

Drugs are illegal for anyone to buy.[/quote

You're such an illiterate with confidence. Do you know the meaning of drugs. Drugs are any substance be it liquid or solid which when taken produces a change in the normal body function. You can classify them into medical drugs and illicit( illegal) drugs
RomanceRe: The Reason Many Young Men Are Afraid Of Getting Married... by Joybeau: 10:49pm On Sep 14, 2024
Solcampbell:
Bro, how do I go about this?

I'll be 30 next year and I just got admission to study medicine and surgery in a Fed. University after completing my studies some five years ago.

That means I'll be a doctor in the next seven years, all things been equal, (in the absence of strikes and all). I'll be around 37 years at the time.



Since the course is very demanding and don't require distractions and also couple with the fact that I'm not that financially bouyant. Also considering the kind of young ladies we have today, it's difficult to find a lady whose understanding and supportive. And I need all the focus and attention I could get while pursuing my dream. Initially I've been thinking of getting married in my level two or three, but I'm now begining to have serious second thoughts and postpone marriage till I finish my program.

Buuuutttt! I really love children!

And I think seven years is too long a wait to have my own.

Even though na just one pikin i get for now from now till when i graduate, I swear e go sweet me die!

Infact my child will give me more motivation to continue to push harder no matter the obstacles towards the realisation of my dreams, since I'm doing the family I'll raise in the future.

But the problem is I don't even have a girlfriend. Infact, I'm still a virgin.


I live in a very conservative society ( core north). You can't just be moving around or dating a girl or sleeping with her. You must marry her first.

As the matter be like this, I no get money for marriage talk more of getting stuck with a lady whose not working or running a business, a lady who will sit at home waiting for the man to fulfil all her financial needs, even
though na Maggi she wan buy. ( Most northern women are like this)


But I can definitely take care of one or two kids while I continue schooling. I have a side hustle ( freelance writing). It is from this hustle that I've been saving for my studies and I believe from it I can still provide for my kid from now till the next seven years.

Abeg Boss, you know where I fit find such ladies or how I can be connected to such ladies that her and her parents can agree to such an arrangement even though she lives in another state in the south?
I"m a man that keeps to my word and I'll definitely not abandon my responsibilities to her.

Infact, if i get a really good lady that really did a good job in raising my kid , I wouldn't hesitate to marry her after graduation from med. school

PS. I'm not an Hausa man, I'm an Edo Muslim who's very liberal.

Do not take that guy for his words. It does not work that way. You can't just impregnate a woman just like that besides a woman can only keep a pregnancy she wants to keep if and only if she wants to keep it for you and not because you think you outsmarted her by impregnating her.
As for you, you need to build a relationship first and win your woman's heart over before she can go into that with you. She has to have the capacity to understand and persevere in order to work things with you because she's the sole determinant of the success of your plan.
Nevertheless, I want to ask for link to these freelance writing jobs. If you can help with any, I will appreciate
RomanceRe: The Reason Many Young Men Are Afraid Of Getting Married... by Joybeau: 8:00pm On Sep 14, 2024
Cute9gerian:
It’s because marriage today especially monogamy is a scam.Marriage will only make sense when polygamy is embraced just the way our ancestors practiced it.
You never take care of one woman and her children finish nah multiple women with their children you wan take care of inside this economy. How does this your comment make sense to you
RomanceRe: Once A Man Introduce You To His Mum He Will Surely Marry You - Nigerian Woman by Joybeau: 6:13pm On Sep 14, 2024
Be like you no know say near success syndrome dey follow some people. shocked It's not a guarantee o
BusinessRe: Dangote Refinery Playing Emotional Blackmail, Nigerians Swallowing It – Adeoti by Joybeau: 8:14pm On Sep 13, 2024
affable4:
After reading all the post on this thread, I’m made to believe that we don’t really know what’s happening in this country.

Forget the monopoly and government support enjoyed by Dangote over the years. The problem we are faced with right now is how the present government wants to keep generating revenue from petroleum sales to its citizens.

You're not outrightly correct. Dangote is the one who wants just the NNPC to be its sole offtaker. And NNPC have made it clear they do not have the intention to be Dangote's sole offtaker. Just as I wonder, is it not supposed to be an open market? Why forcing just one business entity to be your sole distributor? Is that not monopoly. NNPC have declared that Dangote should sell to others that they do not have the intention of being its sole distributor.
Furthermore, even the Independent Marketers declared interest to buy from Dangote if its petrol price is lower than NNPC's imported petrol but Dangote is contradicting himself by saying Independent Marketers are not buying from him though his price is relatively cheaper.
What sort of contradiction is that?
Dangote is indeed playing emotional blackmail. Take it or leave it

We all deduced that PMS ought to be cheap if produced locally. Everyone is fighting to make sure the price is pushed as high as possible to keep the revenue coming.

For me, the government is the one blackmailing Dangote. Why would NNPCL want to be the sole distributor of a locally produced PMS? Just to keep the price bondage going.

Dangote said NNPCL will fix price. That tells a lot.

Let’s keep pretending like the people we have in the helms of affairs actually have the interest of the masses at heart.

We claim to be so intelligent, but we are often deceived by unintelligent lies.
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Begins Polypropylene Production In October, Saving $268m Forex by Joybeau: 5:15pm On Sep 11, 2024
This one just dey shook head into any business, if he like make him no do beta homework on this new venture before he kick it off. No be to jump enta polypropylene production, hope cabals no get interest in the business already. Na just to avoid story that touch because Dangote wey no dey talk before done turn to talkative under this administration all because of the refinery business wey him venture into. Make him do his assignments first oo because he too talk now. Na so he go first hype the business as if there is something extraordinary he will add to our lives
HealthRe: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Joybeau: 10:35am On Sep 11, 2024
Originalsly:
When people were warning about the dangers of the experimental vaccine ... they were branded "conspiracy theorists" ... the term promoted to condemn anyone that criticized the programme. This kind effects of the vaccine will never be reported by the controlled mass media ... and deleted by some SM platforms. Have we learned anything? The same Bill Gates ... merchant of death ... has visited Nigeria to help us fight Mpox. Really? There is a reason why Bill Gates will not go the UK ... they will try to kill him. Here we are having him being hosted by the FG ... and many of us adore him because he is a billionaire . As we watch this effect in disgust .... worse will happen to us if we take part in any of Mpox medications. Run from anything Bill Gates or Pfizer is involved in.
Do not draw up conclusion without proper checks. Are you really sure, this was caused by Pfizer vaccine? This is incriminating
HealthRe: "My Cousin Who Was Fit & Healthy Now Slowly Dying" - Dr From Long Island USA by Joybeau: 10:30am On Sep 11, 2024
mmadu4:
dont even mention HIV cos its no more deadly . say cancer instead.
He's quite right. This looks more like Kaposi Sarcoma. A type of cancer found in HIV advanced patients. That's AIDS patient
FamilyRe: “your Money Is For The Entire Family. Your Wife's Money Is For Herself- Obionma by Joybeau: 6:22am On Sep 09, 2024
Mom007:
You can put her in a scrub ke? Did you dash her the scrubs? Or you borrowed her your own? What is your profession sef and what did you even score in all the JAMB that you wrote in your life that makes you feel you can talk down on a medical doctor and call her a bimbo just because she doesn't share whatever opinion is in your garri water soaked head about how she should spend her money in her family?

She is entitled to her opinion, no matter how childish and silly I personally think it is and you definitely have no right to talk down on her profession as if you have the cahones to be a medical doctor!
Oga/Madam, be calming down. Do not exalt her because she's a doctor. Is she a practicing one because a busy doctor may not have time for social media.
By the way for your information, do not think she's super intelligent anyway because anyone with money can study Medicine in Nigerian institution. You just pay concessional fee. A lot bought their admission with money especially those from rich homes whose parents want to answer mama/papa doctor. I know some during my time in school
FoodRe: My Boss Sent Me To Buy This Food by Joybeau: 6:34am On Sep 07, 2024
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Good boss .

But as he/she's feeding you,hope you're aware that nothing is sweeter than being self-employed? lipsrsealed
Shebi na every self-employed person is financially liberated?
I don't want to talk too much anyway
HealthRe: Woman's Amazing Transformation: Before And After Marriage (Photos) by Joybeau: 5:16am On Sep 07, 2024
marifol:
Even the baby b plus size baby, baby ooo haba
Please do not body-shame an innocent baby. You don't do that. Where's your conscience. You can discuss the woman but not an innocent child
FashionRe: Miss Kwara Thanks South Africans For Their Support And Votes by Joybeau: 1:11pm On Sep 05, 2024
She's from Edo state but representing kwara. She should know better than to take South Africans seriously. They only wanted to sabotage the integrity of the Nigerian pageantry

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