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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Demand Action As FG Unveils 48 Terror Sponsors by Joybeau: 8:24am On Apr 12
Anybody wey believe FG on this one is a premium mugu. Infact, our govt is really taking us for a long ride. Do they think all the citizens are senseless??
PoliticsRe: North Against Your 2nd Term, City Boy Movement Will Fail – Primate Ayodele Warns by Joybeau: 8:53pm On Mar 24
political prophet. Nah only politics you dey see their vision
HealthRe: A Challenge I’m Facing Now by Joybeau: 11:08am On Oct 18, 2025
ideatoprince18:
Same thing is happening to me with my GF ..... I fear I'm losing my Libido too

There is nothing wrong with either of us and she is still the sweet girl I met but in issues of sex, after the first round I hardly go the second round and this issue just started this year.
Nothing is wrong with you both. You both have over- familiarized. You see each other often. That's why you are losing the spark. Just make up your mind to love her still. It's natural
CrimeRe: "How Bishop Onyeagoziri Lured & Used Me For 4 Years In The Name Of Deliverance" by Joybeau: 10:56am On Oct 06, 2025
The lady is a mumu person. How can someone tell you that sex can heal you of a genetic disorder and you agreed to have sex with the pastor? Nah your mumu too much. Even for a prolonged period of 5 years? Anybody wey refuse to get sense dem go run am street. If you like no wisen up
HealthRe: Has Anyone Experienced This Kind Of Skin Reaction? (Photos) by Joybeau: 1:52pm On Sep 19, 2025
You will waste your money going to hospital. I spent a lot going from one skin test to the other and from one clinic to another yet no achievable result until one evening I went to meet with one pharmacist that owns a pharmacy and along the way saw some elderly men drinking in a provision store I buy stuff from and I stopped abruptly, went and greeted them and showed them my hand cos mine have spread. Lo and behold, they knew it, they were the ones that asked me, hope I never go hospital? I told them I have. They said you will waste your money for nothing. They were the ones describing the feelings which is exactly how I felt. The itching comes most in the evening and night. You feel worm like movement under your skin. The store owner directed me to an old man whom he said is his in- law in one certain place. The following morning I left for the place and luckily for me met the papa who gave me leaves just for #200. My people this was what I have spent thousands of money for in different hospitals. I went home straight and boiled the leaves and began bathing with the water and was free. Chai I see shege then. You fit scratch yourself to bleeding sef due to the itching yet won't feel pain
CrimeRe: Two Feared Killed As Auchi Poly Students' Signing Out Party Turns Bloody ‎ by Joybeau: 1:10pm On Sep 19, 2025
Na local school na with local people. What's the essence of the signing out sef? They don't even know that their journey just started. Let them come and compete with university graduates in the labour market.
EducationRe: Mathematician Over To You? by Joybeau: 3:21pm On Aug 17, 2025
He made no gain
CelebritiesRe: Ubi Franklin Denies Stealing A Luxury Watch At Davido’s Miami Wedding by Joybeau: 11:03am On Aug 14, 2025
Continue disgracing yourself Ubi. You think you're making any sense with your nonsense story? Even a suckling baby that read through your story knows its meaningless
HealthRe: I Am 20, HIV Positive, And Scared of What Will Happen When the Pills Run Out. by Joybeau: 5:41pm On Aug 09, 2025
MessrJay:
Thank it one day at a time, a pill a day, don't get yourself so worked up about the future, instead of what if something bad happens, how about what if a cure is discovered, which as a medical Laboratory practitioner,I can assure you, it's just a matter of time. Be strong
There will be no cure. No need to soothe his pain. You even said you're a medical lab practitioner. HIV is an RNA INTRAcellular parasite that attaches to it's host DNA and uses it to replicate
Music/RadioRe: Ayra Starr Criticized For Using 'gay' Dancers In Promo For Roc Nation Debut Sing by Joybeau: 12:17pm On Aug 06, 2025
She's trying everything possible to win the Grammy. That's all. She must abide by her boss's tune
PhonesRe: Meta Unveils WhatsApp Monetization Features, Set For Global Rollout by Joybeau: 12:57pm On Jun 18, 2025
Why can't they leave WhatsApp alone? I have actually left Facebook for years now. There is nothing spectacular about this monetization
RomanceRe: Have You Dated Someone That Is Dirty And Unhygienic? by Joybeau: 8:05pm On Jun 16, 2025
Dirtiness is a mental illness. Most dirty people are not organized. They lack organization. How can one be comfortable and find convenience in dirtiness. Sadly, most guys and girls are dirty but on the ephemeral they appear neat and wear expensive fragrances
CrimeRe: FBI Arrests Nigerian 'Tech Queen' Sapphire Egemas For Multi-million Dollar Fraud by Joybeau: 4:35pm On Jun 05, 2025
obonujoker:
What a thief.

LinkedIn is another fake website full of lying clowns 😹😹😹
Aswear, everybody dey form one professional or the other with polished profile. You go even begin dey wonder whether you be mediocre. I hate that site more than anything. Everyone there just dey lie unto what they are not.
HealthRe: Parents Prepared To Say Goodbye After Toddler Swallows Button Battery by Joybeau: 1:37pm On Jun 05, 2025
I thank God Almighty, for saving the life of this little angel and many thanks also to the doctors and for a working system.

I left my daughter in the care of my husband, came back in the evening. During her bathing, I found rubber band she expelled with faces in her diaper. Apparently, he didn't know she swallowed it. I was grateful to God because who knows the threat it would have posed to her life, I was imagining what would have happened to her and the emergency call I would have received at work. On the other hand, I was angry with him that such happened to our baby I entrusted under his care and he wasn't paying thorough attention to her. I was so afraid and grateful to God at the same time.
FamilyRe: My Wife Caught Me With PEP, She Is Threatening A Divorce by Joybeau: 4:38pm On May 31, 2025
Bonjovi13:
The worst thing a person can do is to lie in an anonymous platform yet is desirous of getting the correct advice.

Who is a child here, you fingered a girl with a finger that doesn't have a cut and you are apprehensive that you could have been exposed to HIV. Yeah right?

Same way you can't lie smartly is the same way you can't hide anything smartly.

Bro I think you need to start admit that you may be not be the smartest Alec.
You're the only one who saw what he did here.
Does he think everyone is daft?
PoliticsRe: "Yahoo Boys Have Caused Nigeria National Shame” - EFCC Chairman, Past Olukoyede by Joybeau: 1:37pm On May 27, 2025
Actually, it is EFCC that have caused Nigeria national shame. Just look at antigraft agency which ought to be sovereign being partisan and compromised by politicians.
RomanceRe: Australia ‘most Sexually Active Woman’ Hospitalised After Sex With 583 Men A Day by Joybeau: 11:32am On May 25, 2025
How can one sleep with 500+ men in a day? Are they one minute men cos I'm not believing this?
RomanceRe: Husband Writes To Cheating Wife In Benue State. (photos) by Joybeau: 3:03pm On May 18, 2025
pocohantas:
Forgive her, Sir.
It is you she loves.
After all she came back home to you.
That should tell you a lot.

Don't allow the devil break your home.
You are yarning dust. Always quick to say forgive. Is this all you can fathom to say?
What if she came back with a deadly disease?

Not only the disease, have you no ego as a man to welcome this nonsense?
HealthRe: Man Loses Wife As NEPA Takes Light Mid-operation,no Fuel In Hospital’s Generator by Joybeau: 7:59pm On Apr 27, 2025
[quote author=KennethOkonkwo post=135148438]How can Light going off during operation lead to a patient death?




Tell us another story
[/quote

Like seriously, you asked this question?
FoodRe: Mention The Most Overrated Food People Are Pretending To Enjoy by Joybeau: 3:53pm On Apr 07, 2025
Fried rice. Don't know how people enjoy that food?
Either I eat white rice and stew( my favourite) or I eat jollof and salad
FoodRe: Mention The Most Overrated Food People Are Pretending To Enjoy by Joybeau: 1:13pm On Apr 07, 2025
Fried rice
HealthRe: Nigerian Ladies Share Their Sad Experiences With Egg Donation/Selling by Joybeau: 11:11am On Mar 29, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Selling one's eggs is not the same as donating one's eggs. undecided

To the one's asking them not to sell their eggs,
⚉ are you willing to pay for the upkeep and care of these women until the husbands you wish would come to save them finally arrive?
⚉ and should these husbands turn out unable to adequately care for the women and the babies they eventually have, are you equally willing to donate your salaries to ensure they are catered for? undecided
Is selling of one's ova the only means to make money? There are numerous businesses and jobs a lady can do to support herself till the husband arrives.
NYSCRe: Lagos Corper Ushie Rita Cries Out Over Threats After Criticizing Tinubu’s Govt by Joybeau: 2:04pm On Mar 17, 2025
This their format of coming out to wail unreasonably is very unpleasant. She's looking for an avenue to garner pity and opportunities just like the former corps member who did the same not too long ago.
As a Corps Member with a stipend of 33k, you're factoring in Uber whereas there are other means of transportation within your means.
She equally talked about Lagos smelling, honestly it's getting irritating. You just come to your host community and insult it. I don't understand. You didn't know it was a smelling place when you paid and worked your posting to Lagos. I hate nonsense.
Christianity EtcRe: Love, Lust, And Valentine's Day by Joybeau: 12:48pm On Feb 14, 2025
My own advice is that people should celebrate responsibly. Valentine's day is not a day of fuckery. We don't want to be seeing ugly sights of aborted foetus everywhere as from next month.
That's the same way infections will spread massively this period.

Take responsibility guys
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Think About The Gospel Of Miracle Alert?? by Joybeau: 1:46pm On Feb 09, 2025
spiSeyi:
It's real! I have experienced it 3 times but no pastor prayed for me.
The first one happened in my Uni days when I needed to pay my exam fees, to cut the long story short I was disturbed to the extent that I don't know what prayer to pray I was just like "Lord let your will be done"..
Fast forward, on my way back home I got an alert of 300k .
The 2ND was during the cash crunch when I needed to pay house rent and I also got 200k from UBA.
The way God works can't be phantom God doings are mistries no one can understand Him. Ever since then I never doubt any miracle and all I do is just live ppl for their God to judge them.
So, what's the address of the credit alerts? Does it have no address or source? Abi U.B.A just sent you mysterious #200k?

You neva talk truth how you take get the money??
FamilyRe: I Feel Like Running Away From My Marriage by Joybeau: 5:02am On Feb 09, 2025
Tit4Tat1:
You don't have to break a bank to go on a vacation..

Organize a sleepover during the weekends in one of the hotels in ur town with good facilities like swimming pool, games etc...
And after the temporary sleepover at hotel, the man's problem will be solved?
PoliticsRe: Nollywood, Social Media, Others Fueling Get-Rich-Quick Syndrome — Remi Tinubu by Joybeau: 6:41am On Feb 08, 2025
In as much as the govt of the day is too bad. I concur to what she said. Social media especially Tik Tok is something. These media outlets influences people that if you are not a person of strong will you might deviate from your principles
CrimeRe: Fetus Found Dumped In Port Harcourt, Rivers (Graphic Photo) by Joybeau: 12:00pm On Feb 07, 2025
Quarterpast:
Ok. But u know the one we are using?
Fetus is American English while Foetus is British English.
Nigeria uses Foetus which is the British English
CrimeRe: Fetus Found Dumped In Port Harcourt, Rivers (Graphic Photo) by Joybeau: 11:57am On Feb 07, 2025
FuckTheMod:
Okpe say na after delivery
Does this one look like a fully formed child to you?

This is simply an abortion of a fetus not more than 5 month of gestation.
That foetus is more than 5 months old. It is a life already. It's inhumane to hurt and abort an advanced foetus except for medical reasons.
CrimeRe: Ogun: Man Arrested After Girlfriend Died In His House by Joybeau: 11:34am On Feb 05, 2025
Jennyclay:
Another ritualist animal at it again undecided

That girl wasn’t experiencing any nonsense stomach pain. He raped and strangled the girl to death undecided.
That’s what these useless men are capable of doing. I can never trust you Nigerian men.

Biko, the animal should be locked up.

May God help us!!
Madam, easy o. How sure are you with your claims. The news reported the lady was having stomach pain prior to her passing and you confidently asserting she was raped and murdered.
FamilyRe: Ladies, You need to stop this habit! by Joybeau: 11:45am On Jan 31, 2025
I personally don't even like shopping. I don't fancy it, it doesn't freak me. I dislike going to public places. The thing is some ladies see shopping as fun but to me it's not.

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