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enemyofprogress:
what happened to your sense of humour? You sound so frustrated. Don't take life too serious, you won't get out of it alive.

You're rather incorrigible to say that someone is frustrated for condemning an indecent post. You call it a joke. What's the fun in that post or what's humourous about that post. That post is very sensitive and indecent of a joke even if it is to be taken as one. Mind you that minors and vulnerable age are on here and have access to this your so called joke.
People will deliberately promote indecency and call it cracking joke

@op, this post reeks nothing short of stupidity and indecency. What value does this post hold?

This write up conveyed no meaning. The writer wants to avoid revealing something but at the same time begging for sympathy.
Rest in peace to the boy though

okoroemeka:
even some parents don't deserve that honour,my cousin will agree with me on that,his mother planned with neighbors and called the guy that his mother is dead,he proceeded to send money for ambulance and other expense to convey the corpse from rivers state to the village for burial when further investigations revealed the truth,the woman didn't died but she planned the elaborate scam to gyp her son,we have already dug grave waiting for the ambulance,if you have such a mother will you sincerely tattoo her name on your body?

Is this really true? I find it hard to believe but if true, then this is really disappointing. How can a mother do this

Wainey:
I went to school but I no dropout for primary 4 like you.
We have 36 states and FCT (a territory of the FG). We don't have 37 states, those that got to primary5 knew this.

You almost made me choke with laughter. This Nairaland is full of comedians 😄

Coronavirus1:
Federal government please revoked all oill producers linces any one who refuse to sale to local refinery.

Give this information a critical thought first before you comment. Don't be too quick to type senselessly.
NNPC is reneging and relegating it's function and pushing supply of crude to private business and you are saying that federal government should revoke their licenses.
This Dangote refinery business honestly is exposing the rot in the NNPC and cabals at the federal level.
Not that Dangote is a saint anyway. He has enjoyed government's support and favouritism over the years. Sometimes, it's best we feel the struggle of those others who do not enjoy the same privilege as you

That's oral thrush. A yeast infestation caused by Candida albicans. Though not a disease par say. This microorganism is a normal Flora of the genital and alimentary canal.
When one's immune system is compromised, opportunistic infections like Thrush presents.

Monimaker22:
I b no wan comment, but wait ooo, after calling all this names wey avoid south East, please wetin be your own monetary value biko or na just to dey sleep ontop other people mata abi your pay master neva pay you your monthly stipend?

Incase you are hungry for this type of job, i get work for you, you can do it remotely and i will be paying you $7,000 monthly.

The name Igbo is not your mate in any way, when next you want to talk about them put respect to it so some flesh can still be visible in you.

We dont make noise but we punch in money that shifter your noise pollution to something useful.

If your past and current fathers have failed to train you appropriately on respectively industrious tribe, this platform ought to have taught you that as well, instead you want to destroy your destiny and economic time or hours on people who have made their daily income in dollars not in your floating currency that even Malawian currency is better than.

I am Monimaker22, not a guy name, come let me recycle you to wealth cos u are wasting your economic hours for arguments that wont fetch you money.

Nwanne m nwoke, daalu. Honestly never knew these people harboured this kind of wicked hatred towards a loving, peaceful and progressive Ndigbo until BAT became president. My happiness is that we are blessed beyond measure. The Igbos success is phenomenal. We are phenomenal people. Our achievement shall continue to inflame them

Kemetian:
SHUT UP.

HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SUPPORT ANY POLITICIAN HE CHOOSES, YOU IPOB FASCIST.

WHO ARE YOU TO DICTATE?

JUST RETURN TO WORSHIPING YOUR WHITE GOD TARZAN ATTENDING YOUR TRIBAL CEREMONY.

AFTER ALL A WHITE MAN’S FACE IN YOUR MIDST IS ALMOST LIKE GOD HIMSELF TO YOU.

BUSH, PRIMITIVE TRIBALISTS.

ALSO, A LT. GOVERNOR IN THE USA IS GENERALLY INCONSEQUENTIAL. A STATE GOVERNOR’S ASSISTANT.

THE OP KNOWS YOU DON’T KNOW THAT.

HE JUST ADDED THAT TO IMPRESS YOU DUMBASSES.

Damn!! Why are you so bitter. My dear I will advise you concede. Celebrate the Igbos. It's not freaking easy being Igbo. Jealousy and hatred will do you no good
I come in peace✌️

kingthreat:
Yeah P-square then. Now the young guys have taken over the stage performance thing and P-square are in their 40s. Only Peter has the energy to be jumping up and down. What keeps them on now is their songs.
The performances were for the show attendees. P-square cannot be united forever. Everyone would eventually go their way.

No doubt about that, Paul has more songs but in the business and corporate sphere of their career, Peter is the embodiment of business.
He has more endorsement than Paul. Peter is the corporate figure of P-Square

dejol88:
You only based your discuss from the letter from Peter without considering Paul rant on the on radio recently. Put both arguments side by side to make a deductions.

According to Paul, he claimed that the money exchanged was for proceeds of house sale in the USA and he is very frugal in spending and he loves to save.

He further stated that after EFCC made their findings to his claims which made him free.

Paul never specifically said the money was proceeds of house sale in USA. He said according to what I listened to, that his lifestyle is different. That while he saves his brother likes to buy luxury things. He didn't give specific reason particularly about the $200,000 that was found in his account

uniquetechng:
Paul was invited for questioning and was also investigated, so he didn't lie. Peter only tried to change the narrative but still admitted that Paul was invited and investigated.
Except you read the article but failed to understand the contents.

Read again to understand. Don't understand why comprehension is hard for some people. You will misconstrue a passage and still push your false understanding of a passage on another person

I am so sorry Mr. P. I feel so terribly bad to know this is what your own family did to you. This is the height of wickedness and betrayal from the people you call your own- your flesh and blood. Jude is a very wicked and demonic man. Conniving with Paul to rip Peter. Please nobody should say "why petition your brother to efcc" because I will do the same if I was Peter. Do you know what it means to be cheated out or ripped of your money before? You feel so used. It can throw you into depression.
For Mr. P, sending you comfort. I know you were emotionally and psychologically hurt.

kingthreat:
Emotional crap.
The world knows that the real P-Square, the man behind the songs is Paul.
Peter should be happy he had Paul as his twin. If he didn't he would be a professional dancer like Kaffy and other unknown names.
Guy went solo and we still don't know any of his songs despite repeated airplays and youtube ads.
Abeg give it to rudeboy.

P/s: Two of them are very stingy Anambra musicians that never helped any artisteto limelight. But when it comes to talent, lets give it to who it deserves.

Dear, the P-Square group was endeared and celebrated by people for not just their singing prowess but of their energy, unity and stage performance. It's not just about their singing

AJSfan:
Vdm simply wants to be at the center of every controversy. This gbas gbos was between Abel Damina and Jeremiah but the guy don inherit the beef... the problem with getting too many enemies be say if anything do am, nobody will be able to point to where it came from.

And you think VDM just looseguard? That guy na strong spiritual guy. You think Edo men dey play. You no dey see well o😄Those neck beads he wears, you think they are just for fashion

[quote authoThanks for your inputr=Ynix post=130753565]Try setting up a USD account on Chipper Cash or Grey[/quote]

Pls, guys I need your help on how to self publish on Amazon KDP.

I'm at the section of "Getting Paid". Amazon does not recognize our local banks. So, I tried to create an account with Payoneer which has been approved in order for me to continue on KDP but it's asking for routing number. That I tried get from my account profile but was told my account needs to receive $50

Pls guys, if you have an idea of how to do this, or any other way I can continue with the KDP registration without using Payoneer as bank, do help me out

Thanks in anticipation

Pls, guys I need your help on how to self publish on Amazon KDP.

I'm at the section of "Getting Paid". Amazon does not recognize our local banks. So, I tried to create an account with Payoneer which has been approved in order for me to continue on KDP but it's asking for routing number. That I tried get from my account profile but was told my account needs to receive $50

Pls guys, if you have an idea of how to do this, or any other way I can continue with the KDP registration without using Payoneer as bank, do help me out

Thanks in anticipation

Reno is a hateful bigot. What's the relationship between Peter Obi's issue and Mmesoma's.

Unaevince:
Joybeau

Normally I don't respond to threads on my comments but I have to do for you b'cos I sensed you needed direction, and some of the issues you commented, you don't know much of. Thomas Edison is the inventor of the electric bulb you are enjoying today who said after trying the 999th to see electric bulb glow and enthused, " I have not failed but have discovered 999th time it will not work - having electric light". The electric light came on 1000th time of his trial. A great feat indeed and the whole world became light since then.

By the grace of God, am an Engineer and a great scientist indeed. However, God through His son Jesus is greater than science because he is the creator of everything including science and that is why the great sane scientists acknowledge him.

If one of the greatest scientist ever lived - Albert Einstein, who discovered nuclear bumb and gave USA and other western nations the Super power status acknowledged God before he passed on, you have to take Jesus and Christianity very serious.

Because your comment about Jesus and Christianity does not show you are a true and serious christian - let me not say born again christian.

Well the issue at hand about the dead is unfortunate, they should have channeled their resources to better research areas of climate change, food production for the hungry of this world or it did not touch you that more that 3 billion people out of about 9 billion of our planet are in need of food, shelter and adequate clothing - the basic necessities of life.

If you still in doubt of who you are discussing with whether am a millionaire heading to a billionaire, I will show you some of my brands if you insist.

God bless us and our world

@unaevince
You really make me laugh in Swahili. Man you no millionaire. When I deal with one, I know. You are just living off salary. You are the 9-5 kind of guy. Your body work,your mind is caged. You never really found yourself in the life of making exploits, the reason you taken aback by scientific expediture. Not your fault though.
Need I introduce myself because you really need proper straightening. I'm a Microbiologist, author and entrepreneur. A super female and a blown millionaire. Bet you never met my kind of lady with my temerity. I have your type in my payroll. That's by the way though.
You acknowledged my stance still in your view that scientific work is with trials. Moreover, if you're in the field of science as you claim, you would know what is occupational hazard.
Besides, those billionaires that died weren't responsible for your misfortune. While cast aspersions on them when you are solely responsible for your outcome.
Even the Jesus you talk about, you know little about His principles. If you understand your essence as a co-creator, you would appreciate these scientists. God made you in his own image and likeness and gave you the power to dominate and subdue the earth. You're the one who's lost at your purpose. A great man said "a man who hasn't discovered what he will die for is not living". Even the God you claim to know hate laziness, in the parable of the talent, do you know why the master cast off the servant who could not make use of his talent, that hid it. He hates lazy and unambitious people. God can never waste His gift on an unwilling person. Stay there and wait for those billionaires to come and feed you and take you out of poverty. They are equally humans like yourself. Your destiny is in your hands. Fight for yourself.
Nevertheless, you have digressed from the subject of discuss. We aren't discussing religion here anyway. I know God but am not a religious fanatic like you. It can't becloud my sense of reasoning.
I still ask you to reason differently. You are not making sense[

@ unaevince:
You really make me laugh in Swahili. Man you no millionaire. When I deal with one, I know. You are just living off salary. You are the 9-5 kind of guy. Your body work,your mind is caged. You never really found yourself in the life of making exploits, the reason you taken aback by scientific expediture. Not your fault though.
Need I introduce myself because you really need proper straightening. I'm a Microbiologist, author and entrepreneur. A super female and a blown millionaire. Bet you never met my kind of lady with my temerity. I have your type in my payroll. That's by the way though.
You acknowledged my stance still in your view that scientific work is with trials. Moreover, if you're in the field of science as you claim, you would know what is occupational hazard.
Besides, those billionaires that died weren't responsible for your misfortune. While cast aspersions on them when you are solely responsible for your outcome.
Even the Jesus you talk about, you know little about His principles. If you understand your essence as a co-creator, you would appreciate these scientists. God made you in his own image and likeness and gave you the power to dominate and subdue the earth. You're the one who's lost at your purpose. A great man said "a man who hasn't discovered what he will die for is not living". Even the God you claim to know hate laziness, in the parable of the talent, do you know why the master cast off the servant who could not make use of his talent, that hid it. He hates lazy and unambitious people. God can never waste His gift on an unwilling person. Stay there and wait for those billionaires to come and feed you and take you out of poverty. They are equally humans like yourself. Your destiny is in your hands. Fight for yourself.
Nevertheless, you have digressed from the subject of discuss. We aren't discussing religion here anyway. I know God but am not a religious fanatic like you. It can't becloud my sense of reasoning.
I still ask you to reason differently. You are not making sense[/quote]You really make me laugh in Swahili. Man you no millionaire. When I deal with one, I know. You are just living off salary. You are the 9-5 kind of guy. Your body work,your mind is caged. You never really found yourself in the life of making exploits, the reason you taken aback by scientific expediture. Not your fault though.
Need I introduce myself because you really need proper straightening. I'm a Microbiologist, author and entrepreneur. A super female and a blown millionaire. Bet you never met my kind of lady with my temerity. I have your type in my payroll. That's by the way though.
You acknowledged my stance still in your view that scientific work is with trials. Moreover, if you're in the field of science as you claim, you would know what is occupational hazard.
Besides, those billionaires that died weren't responsible for your misfortune. While cast aspersions on them when you are solely responsible for your outcome.
Even the Jesus you talk about, you know little about His principles. If you understand your essence as a co-creator, you would appreciate these scientists. God made you in his own image and likeness and gave you the power to dominate and subdue the earth. You're the one who's lost at your purpose. A great man said "a man who hasn't discovered what he will die for is not living". Even the God you claim to know hate laziness, in the parable of the talent, do you know why the master cast off the servant who could not make use of his talent, that hid it. He hates lazy and unambitious people. God can never waste His gift on an unwilling person. Stay there and wait for those billionaires to come and feed you and take you out of poverty. They are equally humans like yourself. Your destiny is in your hands. Fight for yourself.
Nevertheless, you have digressed from the subject of discuss. We aren't discussing religion here anyway. I know God but am not a religious fanatic like you. It can't becloud my sense of reasoning.
I still ask you to reason differently. You are not making sense

Unaevince:
Am confirmed millionaire by God's grace heading to a billionaire but with the heart of love - Jesus. Any business we enter, we make sure that the poor is not short changed by moderating price and optimizing profit and God has been helping us grow.

Counsel, if you are a millionaire Joybeau, join in making the world live-able for both rich and the poor or else God's judgement awaits which you may not believe. However, your belief is immaterial in this matter.

God bless us and our world.

You ain't no millionaire because you don't think like one. Keep your religious sentiment aside. Talking Jesus to garner emotions to your point I'm equally a christian. Please talk scientifically and logically. But I tell you what, those explorers are also in servitude to humanity. They are making the world better for the populace. These scientists you serve equally serve God in there service to humanity. The products of technology you consume today are invented and discovered by people who took the risk to do that. What other sacrifice is bigger than that. J.J Thompson, that invented the electric bulb failed 999 times before he got it right.
By the way who even asked if you're a millionaire? Inferiority complex at it's peak.
That's the difference between our world and theirs( oyinbo). They live science while we over where live religion. Need I remind you the meaning of science. Science is the systematic study of nature. So, is water not a natural substance. They explored nature.
Please again I beg you, think differently that's why they are developed and we are not.
Nevertheless, don't come at me with your judgment and Jesus stuff.

Unaevince:
What a shame and a wicked world. Out of about 9 billion people sharing our planet earth presently, 3 billion are living under poverty, war and disease especially in Africa and other underdeveloped and developing countries in the world. These billionaires decided not to care or help rather embarking on suicidal adventure of going to visit titanic that sank over a century ago in an unusual circumstance.

Today, they have perished with their billions, leaving billions of people hungry and in want in our world.

Food for thought for the living billionaires of this generation and also the rich people in millions of $US and other currencies. God is watching you. Do the needful, feed the poor and spread your wealth in meaningful businesses and adventures.

May their souls rest in peace.

God bless us and our world

Did those billionaires stop you from getting rich? If you're poor, don't blame them for your poverty. I hate People with dark mind. Please think differently.

@Op: Try to be shaving often. Stop carrying bushes around, it creates breeding ground for fungal infestation.
Moreover, always keep that place dry

@Op You are a nice person for recognizing you hurt your dad by bruising his ego. Whatever we do for family should exempt you from your parents' guide. I understand your position very well because I'm equally a young generation like you but older than you are sha. I know exactly what you are going through. Don't transfer the aggression on your dad. It's a passing stage. You will certainly find a common ground between your family values and the societal value. You're in conflict. The good values our parents instilled in us is not stereotypical of the conventional society. The reason some good children go haywire because when they try to apply their home principle in life, it's in contrast with societal fast life. You're reforming your self trying to break through in the society. You're a man already but be a good man. Don't dispel your home values. Apply wisdom in navigating through life. The reason you're an adult now, you're now making use of your reasoning abilities.
Nevertheless, find a private time to apologise to your dad. As long as you are with them, they will always correct you. My younger brother will sneak into the house whenever he's late because he's trying to avoid parent's usual advice. Sometimes it's just inevitable.
Don't talk back at him again whenever you're home late

He can't deny his son in as much as it's painful. That child equally deserves to be loved and celebrated as well. It will hurt Chioma but the child is still Davido's. The best Davido should do henceforth is to steer clear of women and respect his married wife

Ana akogheri. You will just wake up and take the risk of starting a business for someone who doesn't want to try something. Someone who's not ambitious. Someone who's inexperienced and lazy. You think running business successfully is child's play.
Someone like her needs to develop herself first by being employed, so she can blend with others and learn work ethics. There are some certain traits that she needs to overcome first of - timidity, fear, laxity. She has a long way to go going by what @Op want. She equally strike as a not so intelligent lady

Victor2707:
Don't lower your standards for anyone.

The purpose of a woman is to take care your children while you provide, protect, and lead her.

If want her to have something doing, then;

Start up a small business in your name based on what you know she can handle, teach her how to run the business, and employ her as the manager. She must always report to you.

Stop asking her what she wants to do, tell her what to do.

Be a leader, she will follow.

If she doesn't follow, dump her because she doesn't respect to you.

The mugu no go disturb your mum again.
They once disturbed me wella before.
From job format to contract format to pastor format to bank format. I kept declining them and being polite to them and wasting their airtime but the idiots felt I no wise. Nah different numbers dey call me every time to scam me.
Until the last time I changed it for them. Sometimes madness is very important because a mad person understands the language of a mad fellow. I give am craze dat day. I insulted him and his levels dat day. That was the day he came up with bank format. " He is the customer service in my bank " according to him. " I should be fast that he has a long queue of customers waiting for him. I should call my bvn. " I rained insults on him as we insulted each other. You know the one wey pain am pass. I told the idiot he never learn work well and that he should go learn am well cos him fit turn maga sef give another idiot like him. He called me all sorts of name as I tell am this one. I dey fire am back till his airtime exhausted.
You can't survive in this country if you no sabi craze. There's time for everything.
Since 2 or 3 years now no idiot don worry my line again.

My dad was never the beating type but temperamental because he stammers. So, whenever we misbehave and he shuns us, just do yourself a favour by keeping your distance otherwise he will be slapping you as he's cautioning you. He's not the talking type, so if you stress him to talk. You will collect as he forces words out of his mouth 😆
But the real beater is my mum. Chei. If she mean to beat you, she can even go wear knicker and lash you with leather belt.
I hated her while growing up because she was partial. She was hostile to us the senior children but the junior ones were her favourites. She didn't give them the same measure of punishment she gave to us.

@OP, I totally understand your plight and believe me I know how exhausting it is cos I have experienced such. It won't be easy ignoring her because she is a part of you.
The best you can do for yourself is to keep your distance from her whenever she is around. Make yourself unavailable, so doing there will be less problems between you and her. Just keep your distance for your own mental and emotional health.

Seriously I pity her. She gave in to the whims of trend.
The media glamorizes butts whether natural or synthetic.
Our men should equally do better. Stop glorifying women's body. Give compliments to a woman's intrinsic character ( intelligence, behavior etc) above extrinsic ones.
It's a fast world we live in and she's too fragile and delicate in the mind.
Women too stop shaming and oppressing fellow women cos you geh yansh.
In all, let our sense of reasoning prevail over pursuit for glamour.
Women be more confident, you're beautiful the way you are. Wear beautiful smile, be neat and classy I bet you reasonable men not boys will come your way

Gloriagee:
He will definitely cheat on you. He's already half way there.....

And I don't think relationships should be this hard 😪

Thank you input Queen. As much as I dread it but it's true