₦airaland Forum

CARLISTO77: In this your useless life, you're too of a midget to trade words with me.
Oblivion reings, as per hidng behind internet, disrespecting others, all in
the name of argumentation. You're among the chief reasons why Nigeria is staggering.
You should have allowed those nitwits stand their acme of reasoning, than your parsimonious arbitration.

LUDE: You never know, I've seen some waiters, limo drivers, bar tenders dating celebs. I think she is fine ooh we. Thanks bro! I'm just having fun.

Strauskhan1: Is dah not Van Vicker i'm seeing??

NappilyNigerian: Lol. Perhaps we just like something different.

Mickey7: time

airmark: @ Topic, i will ban ukwu by Timaya.

Judek2: I thank God we won the trophy.. It wasn't easy..

I'm afraid of coming home because our Naija girls can commit suicide because of me, even now, my inbox is filled with messages from different girls, most of which I don't even know, and I wonder how they got my number..

I'm so proud to be a Nigerian tonight, and God bless you all for your support.

I gotta go now, these Arab girls are all calling me left and right, and they are so hot, may God save me.. *party tins*

Abu Mikey:

E even sweet pass Bleep sef

Abu Mikey:


That awkward moment when you're at your friend's house and he is getting yelled at, so you
just stand there and wish you never came visiting .

RubyTheBlogger: what if its afternoon and ur watch reads 8am?

RubyTheBlogger: that awkward moment when someone looks at your wristwatch and finds out its not working

Abu Mikey:


That awkward moment when you yawn and your eyes get teary, then people ask you why you're crying.

RubyTheBlogger: that awkward moment when you are asked to stand, close your eyes and pray and while praying the pastor brings the mic closer to your mouth only for you and the whole church to hear the echo of your rumbling

Abu Mikey:


That awkward moment when you forget your headphones at home.


#sadFace

RubyTheBlogger: That awkward moment when you visit the toilet in a public place and immediately you done with your poo, someone else enters in and runs out immediately covering their nose

dammmy: Uhm....nairaland people dem no dey apprc8 anytin...majority of those wu do thumbs down to tins odas do...are nt or less creative

Emzybrown: YES BABY.......YOU WILL SIT BESIDE ME

Hausa: thats what happens guys,
thats what happens.
>
now what will dennis' haters (who consistently failed to look outside the box) do?
>
Ans = Cover their heads in shame

Tunapa9ja: V

caseless: yes! d water never carry u? abeg drown quick quick....i want more casualty.

caseless: abegi!

OreofeeOluwa: Chai

nwadaigbo: Dennis has found the 10th symbol, therefore, declared the ultimate man. This is according to vanguard newspaper

Anuoluwap: The Tenth Symbol loading.........

Anuoluwap: Abeg make GULDER come reward the online FANS ooo. O necessary

vosquare: Na Anu go click dat like

caseless: sms!

caseless: seconded!
Again, if ifunanya wins, i shal break my head.