₦airaland Forum

ijecks:
abeg i no nid ur recommendation at all

But it's nt what u think oo. It wht u'll really like.

femolala001:
Calm down... My bis expired the day I entered camp, moreova there was no glo network dere for browsing so I bothered not to subscribe until when I got back to lagos! Moreova, hw many nairalanders were posted to ebonyi? Only few pple not up to 4 sef..

Yea, nt work really bad for OldMacgregor, even MTN sef

Eeeewooooo........for whatsapp group alone we have 14 members as at d time of typing dis, n many hv left d group wn d place ws noisy

Ahmed4002:
but I gave you a little tip nah
how are you feeling now.
Make we call Red Cross

Ama red cross!

leemah4u:
That was how I landed in d camp clinic

Weytin do u.......! U fake am abi u faint am.

femolala001:
My Old mcgeregor camp experiences and memories are still very fresh. I remembered the last day in camp, u need to see the way corpers were crying. I came across a girl posted to ivo local govt

Eayah.....dem talk so. But me no wait at all immediately I kolet my leta I go join NCCF bus to Izzi. So I no see dos scenes.
D camp sweet really bt at first na complaint n grudge. It ws d last 3 or 4 days dt tins strt turning out. Even now I wish de wl make us spend d last few days of our service year in camp, such dt everybody return to dsame hostel, maintain dsame bed space n same platoon. Can't imagine how refreshing n reuniting it will be!

femolala001:
Lol... I was also in camp too.. U were in what platoon? I was in 1platoon.. I really enjoyed camp especially the english of our grandmama "mrs eno ekong eno"

That mama rock die, I too like her swag even d way she twist on d dance floor na killer. Her gramma too make sense.
I de platoon 7. D funniest platoon u could ever be. Serious for notin except play.

3 cheers to the articulate Eno Ekang Eno!

Estellar:
Baami,yes. No i will not drop anything

Maami........fighting for love at all cost. Smh4u. Ere(play) ori igi(tree), aseku omo edun (monkey).

Estellar:
Baami, e nur get wetin u wan do. No let fire burn u o

See as dis woman de form for me...obinrin lasan laasan. If I handle una, ehn!
Anyway, u can't gt me change my mind. Hv decided to make peace wt ur booship.
But, but, but......shey u hear?........ I obey Hook's law, my elastic limit can b xceeded. No exhaust my patience nor drain my tolerance.

sparkleRed:
Am relocating! Gettn d form 2day!

spartoo:
after all d ginger

No mind her. She fall my hand.
Hope she no go disappoint me again for d military stuff......am eagerly waiting to see her in military khamo more dan she could belief. :*sour face*

ijecks:
hahaha,lol abeg o, i no want dat kind trade mark o

Whc 1 u want. Seh make I recommend?

Estellar:
Baami, e nur get wetin u wan do. No let fire burn u o

Me mysef fire......or u don 4get d song wey we de sing wn we de prim sch...

Satan comot 4 road oo, I cari olygos fire....

*Estellar comot for road oo, I cari olygos fires, I go fire ur....*

........To be completed by kingphilip.


How ur day mom, hope u r enjoying camp.

sparkleRed:
I didn't use medical report

Weytin u use?

ijecks:
lol, u go fear decor naw

E for b ur trademark nao. Ijesck style....doro mega superstar

Estellar:
dat na him prob

Una won incite me against una e-booship again abi. Me don decide to leave una alone. But if una make me start again.........e go hot dis time o

mayorsweet:
Yea...July 4 is d d-day...Are u interested?

Interested, Interested, Interested sir......!

femolala001:
Bro.. Where r u serving?

Salt of the Nation. The only sate that has snake Island.

Ahmed4002:
no time. Do that Asap , wishing you the very best dear. Hope you get a reason for relocation

Yes, she is sick and want to b close to her caregiver

sparkleRed:
Best platoon 4 my eye ni oo lol activities starts 2day
Welcome party and all No artist sef mtcheww boring

No artist.....you nko?

ijecks:
eh ya sparkle red sori, the northern area is something else na so pesin go black finish,na even pimple do me welcome party

That too fyn nao.......sebi na decoration dem won add to ur face

sparkleRed:
Am relocating! Gettn d form 2day!

And she won run away....................!

sparkleRed:
And I saw estella yesterday! Niger camp

#platoon 3#

Already having reactions and am darker

U nva even spend a night there n u r dark! Anyway we wll b happy to see a totally black sparklered. We wanna celebrate u......our African Queen

Abeg wey Kingphilip? Abi e nva leave d ogogoro joint at Karu. Abeg no fall 4 gutter oo

Nigerdeltaboi:
lol na our fuckup dem go use deal with dem ,a friend of mine who is a soldier serving in one the camps mentioned the same thing too.

Eayah.........what a wicked u to hv spoilt ground for them. Smh for u

Nigerdeltaboi:
i get insurance

For which bank

tsephanyah:
stream 2 will suffer, in all the camp's across Nigeria, no special treatment.

Abeg forgive their sin. I take kingphilip head beg una.

kingphilip:
raises eyebrows

*pull ewuro (bitter leave) tree, pluck a branch n dip it into d eyes*

pinkiepetitee:

Which one b dis nao. Does it mean u don hear n u r working on it? Anyway, I trust u all frm d beginning.

*kingphilip must nt hear dis sha*

ijecks:
wia were u posted joyjoomla cuz dose lectures boring die

Baby.....it's nt just boring die, e boring dead n boring buried.

Na Old MacGregor camp, Afikpo, Ebonyi I rocked am alone. (Yes...alone cos na only me dem post there for my deptmnt, na only me frm my fellwship, na only me frm A'15 BBM group and Nairalander wey I think say go b fam there too f-up, de all refuse to meet up)

For d lectures, na extreme back I de sit n alwys make sure a sit is in front where I can bow I rest my head. Na for whatsapp me n Kingphilip de command ourselves...........

*philip hey preee shun........*
*stand at............ else*
*parade...... to bow down head n sleep...........
..... bow down head n sleep*... pom! Pom! Pom!

kingphilip:
no o the sun is to b expected but though it wasn't much

5am I wasn't chased out in fact I stroll to d parade ground

Me de wake late o de bath at to 5 self

Never had a boring lecture because I don't listen to any

Your answers make d sense bro......."u nva had a boring lecture" cos "u nva listen to any"
I can remember vividly that dos lectures period philip no de waste time in switching to d oda realm. That time was really d best time for for Philip's siestas. Na 9 to 2 at stretch

kingphilip:
ijecks love longest time
Hw have u been

"Ijecks love" uhmm....I no hear dis oo

sparkleRed:
Registration queue, manoeuvring d queue hehe, got a camp protector already lol dis camp is goin to be fun

Camp protector........? Una won chop dt guy's money. Uhmmm women, dias is gwad oo.

Anyway, baby dnt rush to gt one, u just enta camp n u no knw one wey go bta pass, dnt hook ursef up n b wishing for change lata. Bt don't drive anyone of dem away u........de've come to fulfil purpose.

pinkiepetitee:
Ok den

Ehn en baby, as I said b4, am giving u d contract because I truth u'll do it fine n wholeheartedly wtout falling my hand. And as a matter of fact it's what u r gud in, if u really want to be involved.
So dear am giving you this contract: help me find an e_boo, am tired of bn e-single