₦airaland Forum

stalinho:
kpekus nah

dear u mean mek i post my toto pics for here abi? U no like me o *frowns*

Fmartin:
u wan sell am?

Darling, i no fit tell u dat one na mek nairaland no ban me anyway u can follow me lets talk bera.

Fmartin:
d tin we ar licking nau

its gonn blow your mind wen u see it if you now enta it u will forget ur mother.

Anyway d point is can u afford it?

Ab4all:
Errrrrrrhmmm, whats that "t[h]in/g" in between your legs self... :PErrrrrrrhmmm, whats that "t[h]in/g" in between your legs self...

lol, its a special something, i bet you cant afford it.

Fmartin:
pishure or i don belivit

hahaha baaadt boy picture of wetin u won see?

How many guys wanna get there, do you wanna de be. Hahaha, lol i know you all wanna bleep me.

Oya nau!

So guys what do you guys think about me,?

Drop your comments in the comments sections below! ...

Shai!... ... #SaiBaba

TrapQueen77:




I don't give signs...


I'm very vocal. I will tell the guy exactly when I want it.

shut up you dis boy, u think i dont know you are a boy? I can tell a boy posing to be a woman on social media when i see one. Because

nonhuman:
I want to ask this patient question about sqiurting in women . is squirting a sign of organism in women or a lub to keep the trusthing cos some of them looks like urine I have had only one girl friend that squirts why the others don't do as such

what de fork are u saying ur english is so bad.

Jiji Una no get brain

Hy guys my boyfwend has left me at home for work now its just only me in the house,

and am h,o.rny right now and
i need who to give me Mouth Gig and serious bleeping what do i do? He's not around.

My uncle was reporting this nagging wife of his to me.
It happenes that he was dressed to leave work yesterday morning so his wife came up to him and asked for food money, but my uncle said he dont have so she didnt believe him and became angry and wanted to search him.
SHE UNZIPPED HIS TROUSERS PULL IT OUT TOOK OFF HIS BOXERS AND SAW HIS D,I.CK BUT SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED. so after searching she found nothing.

Buhari chineke nna kpokwa gi oku!

BuariCopyPaste:
Buhari and co are idiats......unstable and contradicting bunch of rogues

you are very right my brother, buhari na basterrd

Lie don kill you.

The walking co,r.pse in Aso Rock.

... So guys i have this little
kid brother
of mine he's just about
eight years of age.
So on this fateful day if was

fucking rainy.
I was H,o.rny and feeling cold
so i decided to self-service. So as i was
wanking i looked outside and saw
my little junior brother playing in
the rain.
I called out to him at once,

"john!, john!, come inside house now and
take off that boxer!. ...i said"
So HE CAME INTO MY ROOM & SAW MY WET P.U,SSY HE QUICKLY TOOK OFF HIS BOXERS to go and wash it.

Oh my God, i quickly covered myself up in shame, what the Bleep! This boy has seen me lyk dis? Oh lawd.
So thats the End of my story o.

Ur papa

Which of the banana are you talking of?

So dis yuzless laura ikeji don marry, the queation now is how many months will it last?

THE RUMOR ABOUT PRESIDENT BUHARI OF NIGERIA
A while ago there was a rumor that
President Buhari of Nigeria died in the UK but many dismissed it as a mere rumor.
People of Nigeria, get ready for the
worst because it is not a rumor but a reality.
Buhari was rushed out of Nigeria in
the middle of the night two days before his official leave, and was flown in an air ambulance to the UK
for a major surgery. The surgery required that he undergo an organ transplant but his body rejected the
new organ due to his age. Though not dead but he is in a vegetable state right now The doctors actually asked him to
officially resign because they were not too sure of the success of the surgery but he refused and they went ahead with it. Sadly, Buhari did not survive the surgery and the
outcome is being kept a top secret/
Fellow Nigerians, you are being deceived right now because there is a high powered meeting being carried out by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida and the Northern governors and they are planning now to remove the Vice President; as we speak.
Chief Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan are not part of this plot and that is where there will be trouble. There is a serious clash about to happen in Nigeria and it will be very bad.
Something is about to happen in Nigeria and please you people should not take this warning lightly. start buying food in the house because it will not be funny.
Mysteriously too, I do not see the Vice president taking over power because there are strong forces against him already

My own unilag? Cum who the hell is she?