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Romance / Re: How To Find A Great Guy by JoyTracy(f): 6:15pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: 'dear Lai Mohammed, Please Face Your Work And Leave Big Brother Alone'-nigerians by JoyTracy(f): 6:13pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
Lie lie mumu made
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Religion / Re: Jollof Rice Made Me Go To UNN – Pastor Adeboye by JoyTracy(f): 6:11pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
...And na that jollof Rice Go kilx you. |
Romance / Re: Could This Be Love? by JoyTracy(f): 12:10am On Jan 24, 2017 |
Wow, this old man cant even Bleep woman real good. I cant marry him o. |
Investment / Re: Mmm: The Real Story (video) Why they will (not) get their money back by JoyTracy(f): 3:45pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
Mtcheeeew. |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Husband Posts A Photo Of Them Together. Excited Fans React by JoyTracy(f): 4:48pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Pls when you re done with tonto give me a call, Am single. |
Events / Re: Nairalanders Its My Birthday Today. Pls Wish Me Well by JoyTracy(f): 2:35pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Cc: LALASTICLALA MYND44 SEUN OSEWA |
Events / Nairalanders Its My Birthday Today. Pls Wish Me Well by JoyTracy(f): 2:34pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
I am a year older Today, yeeeeees!, i just turned 25. Please wish me A Happy Birthday!.
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Education / Re: How To Be More Likeable To Everyone by JoyTracy(f): 8:57am On Jan 06, 2017 |
Elijahrona: if Everybody likes you then you Are not alright. |
Culture / Re: Who Will Teach Me Japanese by JoyTracy(f): 8:55am On Jan 06, 2017 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Need A Serious Guy For Fork by JoyTracy(f): 4:35pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
My name is Tracy i am based in the Uk currently am in Nigeria. So i need a guy with 6ix packs, gym body and very very good in Bed. He must know how to knack woman seriously And can go nothing less than four hours of fork without ceasing. he must have a very long but Fat d!ck, nothing less than 15 rnches cos that is the exactly size of my puccy. Interested guys should kindly Thier Numbers So That i Can call you And we will meet in Public, if i like You. i might End up Taking you with me back to The UK. ...GOODLUCK! 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Fan Gifts Eva A Painting Of Herself As Others Say Her B**bs Isn’t That Big by JoyTracy(f): 4:20pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Leave her breasts, cum Suck my own. |
Crime / Re: Please Do You Know Any Body Called Ejah by JoyTracy(f): 4:18pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
freethinkme:
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Sports / Re: Evil Witches' Curse Behind Isaac Success Injury Woes At Watford? by JoyTracy(f): 3:38pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
Incase Fp
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Romance / Girls Wey Dey Use Thier Toto Clip Man Pricck! by JoyTracy(f): 2:19pm On Jan 04, 2017 |
I heard such Girls exist. like seriously, really? is this true. Does this really Happen? Anyway i've been sexually active since i was 16 and i've never experienced that so i don't knows what it looks like. So i thought it would be nice for me to bring up This thread now And lets Discuss it. Girls those of you who use your vagina to clip men's Joystick while F*cking should pls share your stories. Likewise Those of you guys who have experienced it should please share YouRs as well. Please guys am listening. 2 Likes |
Politics / Comparing Jonathan To Buhari_ ... Facts And Figures by JoyTracy(f): 1:47pm On Jan 04, 2017 |
FACTS AND FIGURES *Copied Though* . 1. Jonathan budgeted N1 Billion for feeding in the Villa, PMB N1.7 Billion. . 2. Jonathan spent N1.4 billion servicing presidential jets, PMB N6 billion. . 3. Jonathan funded education and built new universities, PMB budgeted more for Ministry of Information than Ministry of Education. . 4. Jonathan spent N8 million per foreign trip on average, PMB N55 million. Jonathan created jobs, PMB’s policies have caused unemployment. . 5. Jonathan’s fuel price was N87, PMB’s N150. . 6. Jonathan’s dollar exchange rate was N185, under PMB there are 11 different “official” dollar exchange rates. For Pilgrims’ it’s N197; Customs N285; Budget N305; Interbank N315; Fuel Imports N316; International Bank Card N319; Travelex N345; Special Funds Airlines N355; Western Union N375; Bureau De Change N399; and Black Market N488! . 7. In addition: Jonathan didn't increase imported product's tariff, PMB just did. . 8. Despite his administration is full of corruption, Jonathan Probed the members of his Party while PMB is shielding his members from been Probed. Ponder on these And Tell me why Buhari deserves to still be on that Seat! 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Lalasticlala, Why? by JoyTracy(f): 12:30pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
I just wanna make this complaint brief as possible, Two days Ago, i posted a topic About 'militant planning to bomb 3rd mainland Arrested' with source and in less than 1 minute it was taken down & i was banned from posting for few days. No disrespect but I deserve to know why? Cc: lalasticlala |
Religion / What Is The Meaning Of Christmas? by JoyTracy(f): 1:05pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
It's that time of year again. December has come and with it all the joys of Christmas. But what is the real meaning of Christmas? Is it the gifts under the tree, the lights in the windows, the cards in the mail, turkey dinners with family and friends, stockings hanging in the living room, and shouts of "Merry Christmas" to those who pass us in the streets? Is this really Christmas? For many people, Christmas is a time of sorrow. They don't have the extra money to buy presents for their children, family, and friends. Many are saddened at Christmas time when they think of their loved ones who will not be able to come home for various reasons. Turkey dinners may be only a wish and not a reality for some. Yet, Christmas can be a season of great joy. It is a time of God showing His great love for us. It can be a time of healing and renewed strength. You see, Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Christ child. God sent His Son, Jesus, into the world to be born. His birth brought great joy to the world. Shepherds, wise men, and angels all shared in the excitement of knowing about this great event. They knew this was no ordinary baby. The prophets had told of His coming hundreds of years before. The star stopped over Bethlehem just to mark the way for those who were looking for this special child. Luke 2:4-19 (NIV) says: "So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger." Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about." So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart." Why did He come? Why did God send His son to this sometimes cruel and hard world? He sent Jesus to us so that one day, He would grow up to become a very important part of history. His story (history) is one of truth, love, and hope. It brought salvation to all of us. Without Jesus, we would all die in our sins. Jesus was born so one day the price could be paid for the things we have done that are wrong. The Bible says that all have sinned. We are all born with a sin nature. We do things that do not please God. Through the sins of Adam and Eve, we have all inherited that sin nature. We need to have that removed. The only way is through Jesus. Jesus came so He could die on the cross for ALL of our sins. If we believe that Jesus died for our sins, we can ask Him to come into our hearts and forgive us. Then, we are clean and made whole. We can know that heaven is a place where we can go to when this life is over. "But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness." 1 John 1:9 (NLT) We can truly be happy at Christmas! No matter what may be happening, we can know that we are His children. We then become sons and daughters of God. Heaven will be our home one day. Look at Christmas in a new way this year. This is the year to invite Jesus into your heart. You will then have a "Merry Christmas." The joy and peace you will receive will last all year as you look to God for all your needs to be met. Jesus Is The Reason For The Season! So Rejoice! Say To Your Neigbour Today "MERRY CHRISTMAS"!!! .. Cc: lalasticlala , merry christmas To You! |
Religion / What Is The Meaning Of Christmas? by JoyTracy(f): 1:00pm On Dec 25, 2016 |
It's that time of year again. December has come and with it all the joys of Christmas. But what is the real meaning of Christmas? Is it the gifts under the tree, the lights in the windows, the cards in the mail, turkey dinners with family and friends, stockings hanging in the living room, and shouts of "Merry Christmas" to those who pass us in the streets? Is this really Christmas? For many people, Christmas is a time of sorrow. They don't have the extra money to buy presents for their children, family, and friends. Many are saddened at Christmastime when they think of their loved ones who will not be able to come home for various reasons. Turkey dinners may be only a wish and not a reality for some. Yet, Christmas can be a season of great joy. It is a time of God showing His great love for us. It can be a time of healing and renewed strength. You see, Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Christ child. God sent His Son, Jesus, into the world to be born. His birth brought great joy to the world. Shepherds, wise men, and angels all shared in the excitement of knowing about this great event. They knew this was no ordinary baby. The prophets had told of His coming hundreds of years before. The star stopped over Bethlehem just to mark the way for those who were looking for this special child. Luke 2:4-19 (NIV) says: "So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger." Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about." So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart." Why did He come? Why did God send His son to this sometimes cruel and hard world? He sent Jesus to us so that one day, He would grow up to become a very important part of history. His story (history) is one of truth, love, and hope. It brought salvation to all of us. Without Jesus, we would all die in our sins. Jesus was born so one day the price could be paid for the things we have done that are wrong. The Bible says that all have sinned. We are all born with a sin nature. We do things that do not please God. Through the sins of Adam and Eve, we have all inherited that sin nature. We need to have that removed. The only way is through Jesus. Jesus came so He could die on the cross for ALL of our sins. If we believe that Jesus died for our sins, we can ask Him to come into our hearts and forgive us. Then, we are clean and made whole. We can know that heaven is a place where we can go to when this life is over. "But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness." 1 John 1:9 (NLT) We can truly be happy at Christmas! No matter what may be happening, we can know that we are His children. We then become sons and daughters of God. Heaven will be our home one day. Look at Christmas in a new way this year. This is the year to invite Jesus into your heart. You will then have a "Merry Christmas." The joy and peace you will receive will last all year as you look to God for all your needs to be met. Jesus Is The Reason For The Season! Rejoice! |
Business / Shocking! MMM's True Plans For Jan. 15 Of Next Year Revealed. by JoyTracy(f): 10:43pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
When MMM froze my money, I thought about it and I found out that life without MMM MONEY would be meaningless. So I decided to kill myself . . I jumped from my reading table to my very soft Mouka foam but I didn't die. I went to the express road and looked carefully before crossing the road and nothing happened to me. . I drank four rubbers of lacasera with plenty suya but nothing happened,, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell!. . I proceeded to another level of concotion. I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me. I ate cake,chocolate mixed with ice cream still I didn't die. Am so worried now because I just finished eating fried rice with chilled Malta Guinness and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me. I am really upset now. . Friends,what do I do? Should I try fried plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it work? because I really want to kill myself?. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Funny Story To Ease Your Stress by JoyTracy(f): 10:17pm On Dec 24, 2016 |
One guy bought a TV in Alaba intl market. Out of happiness he left the shop without collecting his receipt. The store owner sent one of his boys to run after the guy and give him the receipt. The boy sighted the guy some poles away and started calling him. People started To ask who that is, The boy shouted the guy with the TV. Before he got there, the guy was almost beaten to death. The guy with receipt asked what the guy did and everybody turned to him in shock. But you were shouting, *Na thief, Na thief!* The boy said *Noooo, I was calling his name, Lateef, Lateef.* Everybody weak! Can Anyone Sympathize With This Unfortunate Guy Called LATIFF @ Alaba International Market Lagos! Please Anyone with That name LATEEF Should go And Change it now To Avoid what Happened to dis boy. |
Romance / Guys! How To Eat Your Woman's kitten And She Will Squirt by JoyTracy(f): 11:32am On Dec 15, 2016 |
Get your tongue ready fellas. Today, we’re going to get down and dirty… that’s right kids, I’m going to be sharing some damn good MouthAction tips for men, that I believe EVERY guy should be using. For those of you who don’t like going down on women (shame on you) look away now. Before I get into the “how-to’s” I want to make one thing very clear: Don’t do it like the pornstars! The worst thing you can do is take advice from porn. Not only are they doing it wrong, but they’re actually doing it wrong on purpose so the cameras can film the action. Seriously, it’s called “milking it”. NOTE: If you want to give MouthAction One more quick thing, you need to make sure you reinforce positive comments: Some women will be self conscious, so you must let her know you love going down on her and that she tastes really good. Ok, let’s get started on the “how- to’s” then. HOW TO GO DOWN ON HER 1. TAKE YOUR TIME Don’t just go straight for the clit like most guys do, it’s a little too eager and doesn’t have any element of sexual tension which as you know is key to making her orgasm. Begin by kissing lightly and licking all around the pussy, spend a few minutes doing this until she is squirming for you to go further. 2. LICK JUST BENEATH THE CLIT After kissing and licking around the vagina, you then need to begin softly and slowly licking the area just beneath her clit (use both hands to spread her vagina lips). This area is very sensitive, you can also lick all the way up from the base of the pussy to the top, but being careful not to touch the clit just yet. 3. STIMULATE THE CLIT Continue by sucking on her clit in a gentle way, your mouth movements should just like you’re half way through biting an apple and you’re trying to save the juices from running down your chin (sounds silly, but it works). Another way to describe how your tongue and mouth should look is (mouth = slightly open) and (tongue = making a half pipe shape). Your entire mouth should be covering her clit. Make up, down and sideways movements with your tongue whilst your mouth is fully covering the clit. Kick it up a notch by groaning a little, this will do two things (1) make her think that you’re really enjoying eating her out and (2) give her a vibrating sensation on her clit which will maximise the pleasure. 4. LINGER THAT FINGER By now she should have orgasmed, if she hasn’t then don’t worry she’ll be very close. The next thing you can do is use your finger to simulate penetration. What most guys will do is just straight up finger the girl, you don’t want to do this. You need to take your index finger, insert it into her vagina and rest it on the base of the vagina, no moving back and forth, just leave it there. This will make it feel as though she’s getting f*cked. If you want, you can use the center of gravity fingering technique that will give her a squirting orgasm. BUTT OR NO BUTT? Some guys will be grossed out by licking a girls butt, so for all the adventurous guys out there who really want to please their woman… a little butt licking will feel awesome to the girl, so it’s always an option. She might not actually like it either so check first. DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANY OF THESE… Bite her clit – Unless she specifically says “Please bite my clit” don’t do it. Remember that the clitorious is incredibly sensitive and biting it will be very painful for her. Flick her clit – Either with your tongue or fingers. This will both feel uncomfortable and very sensitive. Go too fast – Dude, you need to take your time with this. The longer the better, she will tell you when she’s had enough. Stick your tongue in – Another no no most guys make is by putting their tongue all the way in the vagina and licking her aggressively, this is both not sexy and not enjoyable for her. So that’s it dude. Some killer oral sex tips for men given to me by my good friend Jason at Orgasm Arts. 10 Likes 2 Shares
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