.

Lie lie mumu made

...And na that jollof Rice Go kilx you.

Wow, this old man cant even Bleep woman real good. I cant marry him o.

Mtcheeeew.

Pls when you re done with tonto give me a call, Am single.

Cc: LALASTICLALA MYND44 SEUN OSEWA

I am a year older Today, yeeeeees!, i just turned 25.

Please wish me A Happy Birthday!.

Elijahrona:
There are numerous people in this world. There are many who you'd like to call your friends. Just wanting people to associate with you doesn't make them associate with you. What should you do to be more likeable by people you want to be close to? What are things you should know? Read this article Why you should be more likeable/

if Everybody likes you then you Are not alright.

.

My name is Tracy
i am based in the Uk currently am in Nigeria.
So i need a guy with 6ix packs, gym body and very very good in Bed.
He must know how to knack woman seriously And can go nothing less than four hours of fork without ceasing.

he must have a very long but Fat d!ck, nothing less than 15 rnches cos that is the exactly size of my puccy.
Interested guys should kindly Thier Numbers So That i Can call you And we will meet in Public,

if i like You.
i
might End up Taking you with me back to The UK.

...GOODLUCK!

Leave her breasts, cum Suck my own.

Incase Fp

I heard such Girls exist.
like seriously, really? is this true.
Does this really Happen?

Anyway i've been sexually active since i was 16 and
i've never experienced that so i don't knows what it looks like.

So i thought it would be nice for me to bring up This thread now And lets Discuss it.

Girls those of you who use your vagina to clip men's Joystick while F*cking should pls share your stories.

Likewise Those of you guys who have experienced it should please share YouRs as well.

Please guys am listening.

FACTS AND FIGURES
*Copied Though* .
1. Jonathan budgeted N1 Billion for feeding in the Villa, PMB N1.7 Billion. .

2. Jonathan spent N1.4 billion servicing presidential jets, PMB N6 billion. .
3. Jonathan funded education and built new universities, PMB budgeted more for Ministry of Information than Ministry of Education. .
4. Jonathan spent N8 million per foreign trip on average, PMB N55 million. Jonathan created jobs, PMB’s policies have caused unemployment. .
5. Jonathan’s fuel price was N87, PMB’s N150. .
6. Jonathan’s dollar exchange rate was N185, under PMB there are 11 different “official” dollar exchange rates. For Pilgrims’ it’s N197; Customs N285; Budget N305; Interbank N315; Fuel Imports N316; International Bank Card N319; Travelex N345; Special Funds Airlines N355; Western Union N375; Bureau De Change N399; and Black Market N488! .
7. In addition: Jonathan didn't increase imported product's tariff, PMB just did. .
8. Despite his administration is full of corruption, Jonathan Probed the members of his Party while PMB is shielding his members from been Probed.
Ponder on these And Tell me why Buhari deserves to still be on that Seat!

I just wanna make this complaint brief as possible,

Two days Ago, i posted a topic About 'militant planning to bomb 3rd mainland Arrested' with source
and in less than 1 minute it was taken down & i was banned from posting for few days.
No disrespect but I deserve to know why?
Cc: lalasticlala

It's that time of year again.

December has come and with it all the joys of Christmas. But what is the real meaning of Christmas?
Is it the gifts under the tree, the lights in the windows, the cards in the mail, turkey dinners with family and friends,

stockings hanging in the living room, and shouts of "Merry Christmas" to those who pass us in the streets? Is this really Christmas?

For many people, Christmas is a time of sorrow. They don't have the extra money to buy presents for their children, family, and friends.
Many are saddened at Christmas time when they think of their loved ones who will not be able to come home for various reasons. Turkey dinners may be only a wish and not a reality for some.

Yet, Christmas can be a season of great joy. It is a time of God showing His great love for us. It can be a time of healing and renewed strength.
You see, Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Christ child. God sent His Son, Jesus, into the world to be born. His birth brought great joy to the world. Shepherds, wise men, and angels all shared in the excitement of knowing about this great event.

They knew this was no ordinary baby. The prophets had told of His coming hundreds of years before. The star stopped over Bethlehem just to mark the way for those who
were looking for this special child.

Luke 2:4-19 (NIV) says:
"So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger." Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about." So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart."

Why did He come? Why did God send His son to this sometimes cruel and hard world? He sent Jesus to us so that one day, He would grow up to become a very important part of history. His story (history) is one of truth, love, and hope. It brought salvation to all of us. Without Jesus, we would all die in our sins.
Jesus was born so one day the price could be paid for the things we have done that are wrong. The Bible says that all have sinned. We are all born with a sin nature. We do things that do not please God. Through the sins of Adam and Eve, we have all inherited that sin nature. We need to have that removed. The only way is through Jesus. Jesus came so He could die on the cross for ALL of our sins. If we believe that Jesus died for our sins, we can ask Him to come into our hearts and forgive us. Then, we are clean and made whole. We can know that heaven is a place where we can go to when this life is over.
"But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness." 1 John 1:9 (NLT)
We can truly be happy at Christmas! No matter what may be happening, we can know that we are His children. We then become sons and daughters of God. Heaven will be our home one day.
Look at Christmas in a new way this year. This is the year to invite Jesus into your heart. You will then have a "Merry Christmas." The joy and peace you will receive will last all year as you look to God for all your needs to be met.
Jesus Is The Reason For The Season!
So Rejoice! Say To Your Neigbour Today "MERRY CHRISTMAS"!!!
.. Cc: lalasticlala , merry christmas To You!

It's that time of year again.
December has come and with it all the joys of Christmas. But what is the real meaning of Christmas? Is it the gifts under the tree, the lights in the windows, the cards in the mail, turkey dinners with family and friends,
stockings hanging in the living room, and shouts of "Merry Christmas" to those who pass us in the streets? Is this really Christmas?
For many people, Christmas is a time of sorrow. They don't have the extra money to buy presents for their children, family, and friends. Many are saddened at Christmastime when they think of their loved ones who will not be able to come home for various reasons. Turkey dinners may be only a wish and not a reality for some.
Yet, Christmas can be a season of great joy. It is a time of God showing His great love for us. It can be a time of healing and renewed strength. You see, Christmas is when we celebrate the birth of the Christ child. God sent His Son, Jesus, into the world to be born. His birth brought great joy to the world. Shepherds, wise men, and angels all shared in the excitement of knowing about this great event.
They knew this was no ordinary baby. The prophets had told of His coming hundreds of years before. The star stopped over Bethlehem just to mark the way for those who
were looking for this special child.
Luke 2:4-19 (NIV) says:
"So Joseph also went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem the town of David, because he belonged to the house and line of David. He went there to register with Mary, who was pledged to be married to him and was expecting a child. While they were there, the time came for the baby to be born, and she gave birth to her firstborn, a son. She wrapped him in cloths and placed him in a manger, because there was no room for them in the inn. And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night. An angel of the Lord appeared to them, and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were terrified. But the angel said to them, "Do not be afraid. I bring you good news of great joy that will be for all the people. Today in the town of David a Savior has been born to you; he is Christ the Lord. This will be a sign to you: You will find a baby wrapped in cloths and lying in a manger." Suddenly a great company of the heavenly host appeared with the angel, praising God and saying, "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." When the angels had left them and gone into heaven, the shepherds said to one another, "Let's go to Bethlehem and see this thing that has happened, which the Lord has told us about." So they hurried off and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby, who was lying in the manger. When they had seen him, they spread the word concerning what had been told them about this child, and all who heard it were amazed at what the shepherds said to them. But Mary treasured up all these things and pondered them in her heart."
Why did He come? Why did God send His son to this sometimes cruel and hard world? He sent Jesus to us so that one day, He would grow up to become a very important part of history. His story (history) is one of truth, love, and hope. It brought salvation to all of us. Without Jesus, we would all die in our sins.
Jesus was born so one day the price could be paid for the things we have done that are wrong. The Bible says that all have sinned. We are all born with a sin nature. We do things that do not please God. Through the sins of Adam and Eve, we have all inherited that sin nature. We need to have that removed. The only way is through Jesus. Jesus came so He could die on the cross for ALL of our sins. If we believe that Jesus died for our sins, we can ask Him to come into our hearts and forgive us. Then, we are clean and made whole. We can know that heaven is a place where we can go to when this life is over. "But if we confess our sins to him, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins and to cleanse us from all wickedness." 1 John 1:9 (NLT) We can truly be happy at Christmas! No matter what may be happening, we can know that we are His children. We then become sons and daughters of God. Heaven will be our home one day. Look at Christmas in a new way this year. This is the year to invite Jesus into your heart. You will then have a "Merry Christmas." The joy and peace you will receive will last all year as you look to God for all your needs to be met. Jesus Is The Reason For The Season! Rejoice!

When MMM froze my money,
I
thought about it and I found
out that life without MMM MONEY
would be meaningless.

So I decided to kill myself .
.
I jumped from my reading table to
my very
soft Mouka foam but I didn't die.
I
went to the
express road and looked carefully
before
crossing the road and nothing
happened to me.

.
I drank four rubbers of lacasera with
plenty
suya but nothing happened,,

I took a
lot of
mangoes without swallowing the
seeds,

yet I
didn't see hell!.
.

I proceeded to another level of
concotion.
I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce
with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh
tomatoes,
yet
nothing happened to me.
I ate
cake,chocolate
mixed with ice cream still I didn't
die.
Am so worried now because I
just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Malta
Guinness

and fresh fruit salad but nothing has
happened
to me.

I am really upset now.
.


Friends,what do I do?
Should I try
fried plantain
and chicken with fresh milk?
Will it
work?

because I really want to kill myself?.

One guy bought a TV in Alaba intl market.
Out of
happiness he left the shop without
collecting his receipt.
The store
owner sent one of his boys
to run
after the guy and give him the
receipt.
The boy sighted the guy some
poles away and started calling him.
People started To ask who that is,
The boy shouted the guy with the TV.

Before he got there, the guy was
almost beaten to death.

The guy with receipt asked what
the guy did and everybody turned
to him in shock.

But you were shouting,

*Na thief, Na thief!*

The boy said

*Noooo, I was calling his name,
Lateef, Lateef.*

Everybody weak!

Can Anyone Sympathize With This
Unfortunate Guy Called LATIFF @
Alaba International Market Lagos!


Please Anyone with That name LATEEF Should go And Change it now To Avoid what Happened to dis boy.

Get your tongue ready fellas.

Today, we’re going to get down
and dirty… that’s right kids, I’m
going to be sharing some damn
good MouthAction tips for men, that I
believe EVERY guy should be using.
For those of you who don’t like
going down on women (shame on
you) look away now.
Before I get into the “how-to’s” I
want to make one thing very clear:

Don’t do it like the pornstars!
The worst thing you can do is take
advice from porn. Not only are they
doing it wrong, but they’re actually
doing it wrong on purpose so the
cameras can film the action.
Seriously, it’s called “milking it”.

NOTE: If you want to give MouthAction
One more quick thing, you need to
make sure you reinforce positive
comments: Some women will be
self conscious, so you must let her
know you love going down on her
and that she tastes really good.
Ok, let’s get started on the “how-
to’s” then.

HOW TO GO DOWN ON HER


1. TAKE YOUR TIME
Don’t just go straight for the clit
like most guys do, it’s a little too
eager and doesn’t have any
element of sexual tension which as
you know is key to making her
orgasm.
Begin by kissing lightly and licking
all around the pussy, spend a few
minutes doing this until she is
squirming for you to go further.


2. LICK JUST BENEATH THE CLIT
After kissing and licking around the
vagina, you then need to begin
softly and slowly licking the area
just beneath her clit
(use both
hands to spread her vagina lips).

This area is very sensitive, you can
also lick all the way up from the
base of the pussy to the top, but
being careful not to touch the clit
just yet.

3. STIMULATE THE CLIT
Continue by sucking on her clit in a
gentle way, your mouth
movements should just like you’re
half way through biting an apple
and you’re trying to save the juices
from running down your chin
(sounds silly, but it works).
Another way to describe how your
tongue and mouth should look is
(mouth = slightly open) and
(tongue = making a half pipe
shape). Your entire mouth should
be covering her clit.
Make up, down and sideways
movements with your tongue
whilst your mouth is fully covering
the clit.
Kick it up a notch by groaning a
little, this will do two things (1)
make her think that you’re really
enjoying eating her out and (2)
give her a vibrating sensation on
her clit which will maximise the
pleasure.

4. LINGER THAT FINGER
By now she should have orgasmed,
if she hasn’t then don’t worry she’ll
be very close. The next thing you
can do is use your finger to
simulate penetration. What most
guys will do is just straight up
finger the girl, you don’t want to
do this.
You need to take your index finger,
insert it into her vagina and rest it
on the base of the vagina, no
moving back and forth, just leave it
there. This will make it feel as
though she’s getting f*cked.
If you want, you can use the center of gravity
fingering technique that will give
her a squirting orgasm.


BUTT OR NO BUTT?
Some guys will be grossed out by
licking a girls butt, so for all the
adventurous guys out there who
really want to please their
woman… a little butt licking will
feel awesome to the girl, so it’s
always an option. She might not
actually like it either so check first.


DEFINITELY DON’T DO ANY OF
THESE…

Bite her clit – Unless she
specifically says “Please bite my
clit” don’t do it. Remember that
the clitorious is incredibly
sensitive and biting it will be
very painful for her.

Flick her clit – Either with your
tongue or fingers. This will both
feel uncomfortable and very
sensitive.

Go too fast – Dude, you need to
take your time with this. The
longer the better, she will tell
you when she’s had enough.
Stick your tongue in – Another
no no most guys make is by
putting their tongue all the way
in the vagina and licking her
aggressively, this is both not
sexy and not enjoyable for her.
So that’s it dude. Some killer oral
sex tips for men given to me by my
good friend Jason at Orgasm Arts.